72 Virgins - Comedy Time

[Ailacake]

@NinaBella93 Every religion is sexist.

[bwoiiiii]

Ignorant Jerk

[aszkanfederation28]

wow what A about holocaust JOKES ? you dare to do it ? I DARE YOU !!! OOOPS JEWS ARE CRYING NOW ..SENSITIVE ISN'T IT??...WELL THAT'S TOO BADDDDDD..........

[test123ok]

LOL

[JiyanTV]

For your info, Kurds are not a religion, they are an ethnicity =)

[Mattyb88ful]

He has a point. Islam is ridiculous. You actually need a compass to pray.

[aszkanfederation28]

@Mattyb88ful well not necessarily ''needs a compass'' surely you know nothing about islam or being a muslim .

[islamconstitution]

one of them looks like your mother..

the other one looks like your sister..

another looks like your wife..

one will look like your daughter.

and you.. will end up burning in real fire as you where in your anger while reading this.

good tidings of that.

[XaeeD]

Not funny, at all. I'm a muslim and I have to say, all these 72 virgin jokes are exactly the same and none of them is actually funny. Oh and for your info: I never came across a Hadith in the books where it actually says you get 72 virgins. Never saw the number, so I don't know where you found this, but I never saw it. It's not in the Qur'an and I never heard a Hadith about it. Oh and dude forgot about the wars and thousands of deaths cause of non-religion based wars. Don't be a hypocrite

[NinaBella93]

@XaeeD I've read it IN the hadith, and read DETAILED descriptions of these virgins by muslim scholars in a few hundred years after Mohammed. It's very disturbing and very sexist. It LITERALLY stated that they have hairless, appetising and virgin vaginas.

[XaeeD]

@NinaBella93 Then, apparently, you are more knowledgeable than I am. You say you've read this, from muslim scholars, hundreds of years after Rasulullah(saw), so, even if that's true, it's from secundary sorces, centuries after Muhammad(saw). Could you send me a pm with the sorces?

[brotherhood0505]

@XaeeD your religion makes no sense just like scientologist

[salkhdeir1983]

bum

[glamdawling]

Facebook, ayyy!

[Vaeviktis]

Father Mario!

[OzLioness]

You rock dude! Laughin me azz off here! TOOOOO funny

[dimensionsiemens]

kafir..bodoh

[oinei]

TRASH!

[kingbigdawg9]

look at how fuckin stupid this GOOMBA catholic queer is , christians never killed in the name of anything

[blackezi3]

@kingbigdawg9 The Crusades, Slavery, etc.

[ManInControI]

@blackezi3 Slavery = Islam

[blackezi3]

@ManInControI Damn right

[arktheball]

@kingbigdawg9 Yes they did... the pope

[walatalalaw]

@kingbigdawg9 christians must have killed in the name of their religion more than any other religious group. We've had four crusades to the holy land, at least 5 other crusades, the witch hunts, the inquisition, etc, etc.

You can't say christianity hasn't killed. We've killed more than anybody else.

[someguy3000]

@walatalalaw

god is a killer from the start. which probably means there's only a satan and a hell. lol jk

[Kimmis1990]

@kingbigdawg9 other than most wars. The Crusades. The Inquisition. Burning witches. Condoning slavery. Fucking kids and getting away with. They all said the same thing. They did it in the name of God. Look at the middle east. Northern Ireland and 9/11 to see how good religious people follow the 5th commandment.

[binkkytube]

Ha!

[1Waddup]

its 72 yr old woman, muslim fools

[Faraz70]

y 72? y not 100?

[Quintinohthree]

@Faraz70

Numerology.

[loliamnot13]

i loled at the one guy clapping because you know he was just like "hahahahahaha!!!!!! that was so funny I'm gonna get everyone clapping, just like me!" but then no one else clapped

[Frstlymil63]

This guy is freakin hilarious -- smart too -- how come he doesn't have his own show?

[nihoncol]

AWESOME STAND-UP!

this guy is hilarious ~ !

[rollsthepaul]

The 72 virgins thing is a sting, they are all male. All 72 have a Tshirt that says "If I catch you, you're fucked".

[lonewolf202]

wow that was hilaroius!

[v1de0gamr]

LOL @ Hannah Montana joke!

[CindyCx3]

funny!

[GreatnessItself]

You like this video. Thanks for the feedback!

[Sephitron]

This dude is funny

[CrynOut]

I'm not on Facebook...but I'm rebelious.

[TooMuchCartoons]

Lmao, Facebook. I mess around with that at school all the time.

[mynameis677]

I love this guy. He managed to handle religion well.

[HastalaVeesta]

this was funny. Loved him!

[ShadowLife31]

No one could take the scientologists?

[wildbloodydragon]

hahaha awesome