Valve should sue somebody...The entire damn thing is Portal before GLados, armature scientists think they're hot stuff until they encounter a bunson burner...and then they roast bunions! Hey, I found another cure! It's still painful to watch! (At least its mind cake...)
The Mach 3 is much better in my opinion. There is too much going on with 5 blades. It's just more room for hair to get stuck... reducing the effectiveness. I find I get a closer shave with the only 3 blades on the Mach 3 as opposed to this Cluster *uck Fusion! All this razor does is irritate my skin and aggravate me since I feel like I need to shave again and cause more irritation! Give 'em a couple more years and they'll be pushing 6 blades before you know it. Give it a rest already!
Here's the really stupid part. You see that blade on the back for "tricky areas"?
I thought that was a good idea. For about half a second.
Then I realised the reason those areas are "tricky" to reach is because the razor head is so damn bulky because they're putting so many damn blades on!!!
Risible, marketing-driven nonsense. Most companies with an advert this overblown and silly would do it with a minor tongue-in-cheek wink nowadays, but Gillette tries to play this nonsense straight.
this shit sucks ass..massacred ma ugly face...tried Blue 3 was the best for it's price...same with the AK, you buy one for 50 bucks owns the m-4 shit which you pay 1200 bucks or something on it
When I first watched this I thought it was some type of Duracell battery commercial or something like that... then it turns out it was a... Gillette razor commercial...
What about the model with over 9000 blades? That one will RULE the shaving and razor market! Then shortly after, the model with *puts little finger to edge of mouth* one BILLION blades!
This razor just feels like a sponge wiping your face, awsome shave as well but i accidently knocked my chin with the back of the razor & it gave me a nasty cut, it frickin hurt. I'm now waiting for a blade without the trimmer. Back to the Mach 3.
Just the fact that they have a single blade on the reverse side for "those tricky areas" should be evidence enough that the whole more blades=better is stupid bullshit. I use a double blade cheapo piece of crap razor and it actually shaves closer and feels better than all that Gillette/whoever bullshit. I used to think it made a difference until I actually bothered to find out for myself. $7 for 4 blades? Are you joking?! Fuck that.
It cost billions of dollars to build the particle accelerators, and even MORE to provide special effects, not to mention a riveting background orchestration, but they did it.
QUESTO SPOT VI STA VENDENDO SOGNI NN rasoi. QUESTI SONO BISOGNI INDOTTI TI DICOLO LORO DI COSA HAI BISOGNO PER ESSERE FELICE. ANALIZZATE TUTTO QUELLO CHE GUARDATE.
I've been in love with my Mach 3, but this one got me as soon as I saw it in the store... didn't know it existed yet... I HAVE to try it... I mean, FIVE fuckin' blades! :)
I'm going to switch to a single razor and use those, which can be more effective than a five razors or thirty razors if you know what you are doing. Straight razors are good too but they require too much time and skill.
Five blades is nothing, they should just have ten blades for their next one and charge twice as more too....Seriously, it's a waste of money, just buy a very good electric shaver and save money in the long run.
Well, that is different per person. For me, using electrics causes irritation. Double-edge razors are the best if you ask me. Look up the 'Merkur HD'.
actualy you were the stupid one when you said electric shave causes more irritation than wet shaving (it depends alot of the person anyway) about the exfoliation thing with wet shave I know that.
yeahit depends on the person too, if you are OLD with leathery skin then nothing will irirtate it . However im young with sensitive skin and will ALWAYS stick with wet shaving . its a lot more hygenic too...id rather wash away dead skin cells when i wet shave.
so what, flimpywimpino's shavers have 394734975937537509434958739875984759 blades,Five ice cream makers and seven laser drills built in but you don't hear me braggin about it
Gilette is killing me right now!! Hahahha I buy there products and I know first hand why they can afford such a commercial... You need to take out a second on your home to afford replacement ,and I am still on the "Mach 3"!
By the way if soemone needs to take out a second on there home hit me up! I'm in the business! See my Mid Valley Funding Video! ;o)
The next Razor is going to be: 8 blades and a straight razor for trimming the side burns and ass hair attachement.
As a Gillette, I can say...I thought the Schick Quattro was a joke, but five blades on the Gillette Fusion...it sounds stupid, but it really does work.
But, the video is so overblown. You expect some kind of movie trailer or something and it's about...a RAZOR!!! My family is SO insane...
Sounds like something Aperture Science would do.
Razor not good enough? ADD MORE BLADES.
MarsRepepsi 1 month ago
So that's what happens when 2 portal guns touch
HugoLuman 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
>>>thumbs up if you are still using Mach3<<<
umover18 3 months ago
Lol you watch this advert, you think they've invented fusion power, then BAM it's a razor. Somewhere a physicist is crying.
AlexanderT21 3 months ago
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AlexanderT21 3 months ago
Did he say "unique idea"?
Maurogcha 3 months ago
It can't be that awesome if the issue it to Marines. I know, I still have mine.
russetwolf13 8 months ago
the precision trimmer for when 5 blades is just a little too much
hidden105 9 months ago
Oh, tvtropes, ilu <3
Lassie676 10 months ago
Valve should sue somebody...The entire damn thing is Portal before GLados, armature scientists think they're hot stuff until they encounter a bunson burner...and then they roast bunions! Hey, I found another cure! It's still painful to watch! (At least its mind cake...)
AwesomeFox888 10 months ago
woah, comes in manual and automatic
tjaeger5 1 year ago
So, building the Large Hadron Collider was made to create razors at the risk of the end of the universe?
WORTH IT!
cdiSPAGHETTI 1 year ago
I'm chargin' MAH RAZOR!
WolfCoder 1 year ago 8
They sent me one of these for my 18th birthday a couple years ago. I still have it, but that 'precision trimmer' doesn't work at all. Ever.
ahanix1988 1 year ago
The Mach 3 is much better in my opinion. There is too much going on with 5 blades. It's just more room for hair to get stuck... reducing the effectiveness. I find I get a closer shave with the only 3 blades on the Mach 3 as opposed to this Cluster *uck Fusion! All this razor does is irritate my skin and aggravate me since I feel like I need to shave again and cause more irritation! Give 'em a couple more years and they'll be pushing 6 blades before you know it. Give it a rest already!
dvdplayland 1 year ago
too bad these shitty plastics got nothing on a straight or double edged razor.
semloo 1 year ago
these razors suck, mine broke after 1st use,
trento654 1 year ago
Here's the really stupid part. You see that blade on the back for "tricky areas"?
I thought that was a good idea. For about half a second.
Then I realised the reason those areas are "tricky" to reach is because the razor head is so damn bulky because they're putting so many damn blades on!!!
Risible, marketing-driven nonsense. Most companies with an advert this overblown and silly would do it with a minor tongue-in-cheek wink nowadays, but Gillette tries to play this nonsense straight.
NotATube 1 year ago 2
gillette are commercial spammers
melbournaut 1 year ago
lol'd through the first thirty seconds
skiesoutside 1 year ago
Mines just arrived in the mail today!! HELLO RAZOR BUMPS HAHA
Arz2003 1 year ago
RAZORS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Racization 1 year ago
this shit sucks ass..massacred ma ugly face...tried Blue 3 was the best for it's price...same with the AK, you buy one for 50 bucks owns the m-4 shit which you pay 1200 bucks or something on it
Kommandant10 2 years ago
I laugh at this add. Nevertheless, I just bought one of these lol
mrvlhs 2 years ago
right.. you need a hadron collider to create this new shaver (-;
landmanmusic 2 years ago 4
LOOOOL. great one m8
mrvlhs 2 years ago
who's the sexy blonde?
AIRTUBEY 2 years ago
When I first watched this I thought it was some type of Duracell battery commercial or something like that... then it turns out it was a... Gillette razor commercial...
deil321 2 years ago 2
The true purpose of the Large Hadron Collider was to create a razor with OVAR 9000 BLADES OMG.
mylightside 2 years ago 4
I can't wait until they bring out a model with 43 blades!
flamingfrancis 2 years ago 3
What about the model with over 9000 blades? That one will RULE the shaving and razor market! Then shortly after, the model with *puts little finger to edge of mouth* one BILLION blades!
deil321 2 years ago 2
@deil321 OVER 9000!?!?
phuongggiee 2 years ago 2
Screw 43 blades, I want 57.
DigitalCosmic 2 years ago
This razor just feels like a sponge wiping your face, awsome shave as well but i accidently knocked my chin with the back of the razor & it gave me a nasty cut, it frickin hurt. I'm now waiting for a blade without the trimmer. Back to the Mach 3.
solarmist 2 years ago
So *that's* what they're doing with the CERN large hadron collider!
dronology 2 years ago
Serious business.
Just the fact that they have a single blade on the reverse side for "those tricky areas" should be evidence enough that the whole more blades=better is stupid bullshit. I use a double blade cheapo piece of crap razor and it actually shaves closer and feels better than all that Gillette/whoever bullshit. I used to think it made a difference until I actually bothered to find out for myself. $7 for 4 blades? Are you joking?! Fuck that.
GuerrillaForce 2 years ago 3
good protuct
lolZ1111111111 2 years ago
Oh.
My.
God.
LMGDFAO!
Shaving is science lol
JoeMoron2000 2 years ago
this is how each and every razor is made. it costs millions.
bethpv 2 years ago 4
damn! this razor rocks! that's why gillette fusion is better than mach 3. Proud to be a Gillette fan
naks45666 2 years ago
It cost billions of dollars to build the particle accelerators, and even MORE to provide special effects, not to mention a riveting background orchestration, but they did it.
They built a razor with FIVE blades.
Jasonbobdude 2 years ago 6
Shaving = VERY IMPORTANT SCIENCE
XylitolFairy 2 years ago 5
QUESTO SPOT VI STA VENDENDO SOGNI NN rasoi. QUESTI SONO BISOGNI INDOTTI TI DICOLO LORO DI COSA HAI BISOGNO PER ESSERE FELICE. ANALIZZATE TUTTO QUELLO CHE GUARDATE.
baronsamdy 2 years ago
THIS IS THE RAZOR GOD USES TO SHAVE!!!!! ha ha ha!
clubsoda69 2 years ago 3
its a fuckkin razor!!!!!!!!!!!
17darsh 2 years ago 2
Just think what the Large Hadron Collider will do when it's fixed!
GARBLEFLARG 3 years ago
Shaving is Serious Business!!!!
Elzorro89 3 years ago 32
So, particle colliders exist to produce razors.
That's an interesting prospect.
Darknessattack 3 years ago 37
Because the greatest human minds have nothing better to do.
FerHivore 3 years ago 4
@Darknessattack Imagine what kind of razors we can produce with the LH FUCKING C!
Six, maybe seven-bladed razors!!!!1!1
hyperdude144 1 year ago
@Darknessattack Particle Collider Razor sounds like the most badass Pokémon attack ever.
Mrcrazy80 5 months ago 3
Geez, that thing looks more like a cheese grater than a razor. :P
Filby 3 years ago
they are crap razors - theres too many blades and they dont give a clean shave - they leave stubble behind.
MACH3 is better .
markthomas899 3 years ago
anyone know the song?
kurtc0841n 3 years ago
I've been in love with my Mach 3, but this one got me as soon as I saw it in the store... didn't know it existed yet... I HAVE to try it... I mean, FIVE fuckin' blades! :)
Mtanic 3 years ago
...Holy crap. Razors are made of concentrated science.
EinDose 3 years ago
Remember when they said that the Large Hadron Collider is a blade.
hstone39 3 years ago
God its just a razor... why the hell did they spen this much money on a razor commercial?
7Row7enn7 3 years ago
To sell their product... People have spent more and for less interesting things.
blackbird04217 3 years ago
Well honestly this flashy commercial doesn't make me want to buy it any more than a cheap commercial would.
7Row7enn7 3 years ago
i got a manual fusion and it owns
lonelyroflknife 3 years ago
Can Anyone please tell me the name of the theme in the end?
affekingkong 3 years ago
did you ever find out? i wanna know too
kurtc0841n 3 years ago
that was the most dramatic shaver ad ever, i have the gilette fusion power phantom or w/e its called and all it is is a shiny looking razor
aldave 3 years ago
gillette fusion 4.5
DTPLISIKERIM 3 years ago
I'm going to switch to a single razor and use those, which can be more effective than a five razors or thirty razors if you know what you are doing. Straight razors are good too but they require too much time and skill.
1RiotKing 3 years ago
Five blades is nothing, they should just have ten blades for their next one and charge twice as more too....Seriously, it's a waste of money, just buy a very good electric shaver and save money in the long run.
1RiotKing 3 years ago
lol, yeah, sooner or later they will be like Gillete mach 10 fusion 2 with like 20 blades :D
Buying a good electric shaver is a better option, no irritation, no ingrown hair, and can give you a pretty close shave in less time.
Junije1 3 years ago
Well, that is different per person. For me, using electrics causes irritation. Double-edge razors are the best if you ask me. Look up the 'Merkur HD'.
Dutchbest 3 years ago
electric shaving causes irritation and ingrown hair ...wet shaving is always better. )As long as you use a decent razor - those Bic razors are nasty)
markthomas899 3 years ago
That is a lie, electric shave causes less irritation than a normal razor shave.
crapzors 3 years ago 3
Im not even going to bother explaining - youre obviously stupid....Wet shaving will ALWAYS be healthier than electric. FACT
markthomas899 3 years ago
actualy you were the stupid one when you said electric shave causes more irritation than wet shaving (it depends alot of the person anyway) about the exfoliation thing with wet shave I know that.
crapzors 3 years ago
yeahit depends on the person too, if you are OLD with leathery skin then nothing will irirtate it . However im young with sensitive skin and will ALWAYS stick with wet shaving . its a lot more hygenic too...id rather wash away dead skin cells when i wet shave.
markthomas899 3 years ago
Any Italian supermodels up for a round of golf?
coldfusion1111 3 years ago
pretty darned close..
coldfusion1111 3 years ago
Why is this razor battery powered?
is it too hard to just move the razor with manually?
Julianandtoto 3 years ago
all i can say is chill out, its a razor! why all the fancy advertising and obsession!
ehehnunu11 3 years ago 3
Big helicopters, deserts and weird particle accelerators are so manly. I want to buy 100 of these.
sdfsdf666 3 years ago 3
Best superbowl ad ever.
Titan124 4 years ago
over the top endorsement music that supports an advert that has nothing to do with the word fusion or 'cool and attractive scientists'!!
davidchris1991 4 years ago
this razor sucks. i have one. they sent it to me in the mail free.
allzinc1989 4 years ago 3
So, they produce Mach 3, then some years later they make a video telling me that Mach 3 is crap ... quite interesting.
aguering 4 years ago 2
Hello everbody,
I'm brazilian and I have a homework in English about this video.
Anybody can help me, writing the dialogues of this video in comments???
Please...
Thanks a lot
duduapereira 4 years ago
english seems fine mate, anyway, 2 l8 by about 4 months, lol!
davidchris1991 4 years ago
the more the better, cause razors don't last 4 ever, and u cut 4 ever
toxicvampirefreak 4 years ago
What we need is Penn & Teller!
puute 4 years ago
I love gillete´s ads!! LOLOL looks like a futuristic movieee...AnD alwalys...but always some fine girl appear and take some honey honey!!
zemongo 4 years ago
so what, flimpywimpino's shavers have 394734975937537509434958739875984759 blades,Five ice cream makers and seven laser drills built in but you don't hear me braggin about it
sonicfrogofdoom 4 years ago
laughing out loud...why put an advert on youtube...he he he.
emphaticapathy 4 years ago
Gilette is killing me right now!! Hahahha I buy there products and I know first hand why they can afford such a commercial... You need to take out a second on your home to afford replacement ,and I am still on the "Mach 3"!
By the way if soemone needs to take out a second on there home hit me up! I'm in the business! See my Mid Valley Funding Video! ;o)
The next Razor is going to be: 8 blades and a straight razor for trimming the side burns and ass hair attachement.
Waterscapeman 5 years ago
Yeah, eventually they'll have like sixty blades, which can slice off your entire upper torso from ten paces. :P
PinkandDeadly 4 years ago
Only 5 blades? Nothing impressing... I want to more =)
ujemny 5 years ago
As a Gillette, I can say...I thought the Schick Quattro was a joke, but five blades on the Gillette Fusion...it sounds stupid, but it really does work.
But, the video is so overblown. You expect some kind of movie trailer or something and it's about...a RAZOR!!! My family is SO insane...
TwistedCyberChick 5 years ago