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  • Sounds like something Aperture Science would do.

    Razor not good enough? ADD MORE BLADES.

  • So that's what happens when 2 portal guns touch

  • Lol you watch this advert, you think they've invented fusion power, then BAM it's a razor. Somewhere a physicist is crying.

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  • Did he say "unique idea"?

  • It can't be that awesome if the issue it to Marines. I know, I still have mine.

  • the precision trimmer for when 5 blades is just a little too much

  • Oh, tvtropes, ilu <3

  • Valve should sue somebody...The entire damn thing is Portal before GLados, armature scientists think they're hot stuff until they encounter a bunson burner...and then they roast bunions! Hey, I found another cure! It's still painful to watch! (At least its mind cake...)

  • woah, comes in manual and automatic

  • So, building the Large Hadron Collider was made to create razors at the risk of the end of the universe?

    WORTH IT!

  • I'm chargin' MAH RAZOR!

  • They sent me one of these for my 18th birthday a couple years ago. I still have it, but that 'precision trimmer' doesn't work at all. Ever.

  • The Mach 3 is much better in my opinion. There is too much going on with 5 blades. It's just more room for hair to get stuck... reducing the effectiveness. I find I get a closer shave with the only 3 blades on the Mach 3 as opposed to this Cluster *uck Fusion! All this razor does is irritate my skin and aggravate me since I feel like I need to shave again and cause more irritation! Give 'em a couple more years and they'll be pushing 6 blades before you know it. Give it a rest already!

  • too bad these shitty plastics got nothing on a straight or double edged razor.

  • these razors suck, mine broke after 1st use,

  • Here's the really stupid part. You see that blade on the back for "tricky areas"?

    I thought that was a good idea. For about half a second.

    Then I realised the reason those areas are "tricky" to reach is because the razor head is so damn bulky because they're putting so many damn blades on!!!

    Risible, marketing-driven nonsense. Most companies with an advert this overblown and silly would do it with a minor tongue-in-cheek wink nowadays, but Gillette tries to play this nonsense straight.

  • gillette are commercial spammers

  • lol'd through the first thirty seconds

  • Mines just arrived in the mail today!! HELLO RAZOR BUMPS HAHA

  • RAZORS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

  • this shit sucks ass..massacred ma ugly face...tried Blue 3 was the best for it's price...same with the AK, you buy one for 50 bucks owns the m-4 shit which you pay 1200 bucks or something on it

  • I laugh at this add. Nevertheless, I just bought one of these lol

  • right.. you need a hadron collider to create this new shaver (-;

  • LOOOOL. great one m8

  • who's the sexy blonde?

  • When I first watched this I thought it was some type of Duracell battery commercial or something like that... then it turns out it was a... Gillette razor commercial...

  • The true purpose of the Large Hadron Collider was to create a razor with OVAR 9000 BLADES OMG.

  • I can't wait until they bring out a model with 43 blades!

  • What about the model with over 9000 blades? That one will RULE the shaving and razor market! Then shortly after, the model with *puts little finger to edge of mouth* one BILLION blades!

  • @deil321  OVER 9000!?!?

  • Screw 43 blades, I want 57.

  • This razor just feels like a sponge wiping your face, awsome shave as well but i accidently knocked my chin with the back of the razor & it gave me a nasty cut, it frickin hurt. I'm now waiting for a blade without the trimmer. Back to the Mach 3.

  • So *that's* what they're doing with the CERN large hadron collider!

  • Serious business.

    Just the fact that they have a single blade on the reverse side for "those tricky areas" should be evidence enough that the whole more blades=better is stupid bullshit. I use a double blade cheapo piece of crap razor and it actually shaves closer and feels better than all that Gillette/whoever bullshit. I used to think it made a difference until I actually bothered to find out for myself. $7 for 4 blades? Are you joking?! Fuck that.

  • good protuct

  • Oh.

    My.

    God.

    LMGDFAO!

    Shaving is science lol

  • this is how each and every razor is made. it costs millions.

  • damn! this razor rocks! that's why gillette fusion is better than mach 3. Proud to be a Gillette fan

  • It cost billions of dollars to build the particle accelerators, and even MORE to provide special effects, not to mention a riveting background orchestration, but they did it.

    They built a razor with FIVE blades.

  • Shaving = VERY IMPORTANT SCIENCE

  • QUESTO SPOT VI STA VENDENDO SOGNI NN rasoi. QUESTI SONO BISOGNI INDOTTI TI DICOLO LORO DI COSA HAI BISOGNO PER ESSERE FELICE. ANALIZZATE TUTTO QUELLO CHE GUARDATE.

  • THIS IS THE RAZOR GOD USES TO SHAVE!!!!! ha ha ha!

  • its a fuckkin razor!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just think what the Large Hadron Collider will do when it's fixed!

  • Shaving is Serious Business!!!!

  • So, particle colliders exist to produce razors.

    That's an interesting prospect.

  • Because the greatest human minds have nothing better to do.

  • @Darknessattack Imagine what kind of razors we can produce with the LH FUCKING C!

    Six, maybe seven-bladed razors!!!!1!1

  • @Darknessattack Particle Collider Razor sounds like the most badass Pokémon attack ever.

  • Geez, that thing looks more like a cheese grater than a razor. :P

  • they are crap razors - theres too many blades and they dont give a clean shave - they leave stubble behind.

    MACH3 is better .

  • anyone know the song?

  • I've been in love with my Mach 3, but this one got me as soon as I saw it in the store... didn't know it existed yet... I HAVE to try it... I mean, FIVE fuckin' blades! :)

  • ...Holy crap. Razors are made of concentrated science.

  • Remember when they said that the Large Hadron Collider is a blade.

  • God its just a razor... why the hell did they spen this much money on a razor commercial?

  • To sell their product... People have spent more and for less interesting things.

  • Well honestly this flashy commercial doesn't make me want to buy it any more than a cheap commercial would.

  • i got a manual fusion and it owns

  • Can Anyone please tell me the name of the theme in the end?

  • did you ever find out? i wanna know too

  • that was the most dramatic shaver ad ever, i have the gilette fusion power phantom or w/e its called and all it is is a shiny looking razor

  • gillette fusion 4.5

  • I'm going to switch to a single razor and use those, which can be more effective than a five razors or thirty razors if you know what you are doing. Straight razors are good too but they require too much time and skill.

  • Five blades is nothing, they should just have ten blades for their next one and charge twice as more too....Seriously, it's a waste of money, just buy a very good electric shaver and save money in the long run.

  • lol, yeah, sooner or later they will be like Gillete mach 10 fusion 2 with like 20 blades :D

    Buying a good electric shaver is a better option, no irritation, no ingrown hair, and can give you a pretty close shave in less time.

  • Well, that is different per person. For me, using electrics causes irritation. Double-edge razors are the best if you ask me. Look up the 'Merkur HD'.

  • electric shaving causes irritation and ingrown hair ...wet shaving is always better. )As long as you use a decent razor - those Bic razors are nasty)

  • That is a lie, electric shave causes less irritation than a normal razor shave.

  • Im not even going to bother explaining - youre obviously stupid....Wet shaving will ALWAYS be healthier than electric. FACT

  • actualy you were the stupid one when you said electric shave causes more irritation than wet shaving (it depends alot of the person anyway) about the exfoliation thing with wet shave I know that.

  • yeahit depends on the person too, if you are OLD with leathery skin then nothing will irirtate it . However im young with sensitive skin and will ALWAYS stick with wet shaving . its a lot more hygenic too...id rather wash away dead skin cells when i wet shave.

  • Any Italian supermodels up for a round of golf?

  • pretty darned close..

  • Why is this razor battery powered?

    is it too hard to just move the razor with manually?

  • all i can say is chill out, its a razor! why all the fancy advertising and obsession!

  • Big helicopters, deserts and weird particle accelerators are so manly. I want to buy 100 of these.

  • Best superbowl ad ever.

  • over the top endorsement music that supports an advert that has nothing to do with the word fusion or 'cool and attractive scientists'!!

  • this razor sucks. i have one. they sent it to me in the mail free.

  • So, they produce Mach 3, then some years later they make a video telling me that Mach 3 is crap ... quite interesting.

  • Hello everbody,

    I'm brazilian and I have a homework in English about this video.

    Anybody can help me, writing the dialogues of this video in comments???

    Please...

    Thanks a lot

  • english seems fine mate, anyway, 2 l8 by about 4 months, lol!

  • the more the better, cause razors don't last 4 ever, and u cut 4 ever

  • What we need is Penn & Teller!

  • I love gillete´s ads!! LOLOL looks like a futuristic movieee...AnD alwalys...but always some fine girl appear and take some honey honey!!

  • so what, flimpywimpino's shavers have 394734975937537509434958739875­984759 blades,Five ice cream makers and seven laser drills built in but you don't hear me braggin about it

  • laughing out loud...why put an advert on youtube...he he he.

  • Gilette is killing me right now!! Hahahha I buy there products and I know first hand why they can afford such a commercial... You need to take out a second on your home to afford replacement ,and I am still on the "Mach 3"!

    By the way if soemone needs to take out a second on there home hit me up! I'm in the business! See my Mid Valley Funding Video! ;o)

    The next Razor is going to be: 8 blades and a straight razor for trimming the side burns and ass hair attachement.

  • Yeah, eventually they'll have like sixty blades, which can slice off your entire upper torso from ten paces. :P

  • Only 5 blades? Nothing impressing... I want to more =)

  • As a Gillette, I can say...I thought the Schick Quattro was a joke, but five blades on the Gillette Fusion...it sounds stupid, but it really does work.

    But, the video is so overblown. You expect some kind of movie trailer or something and it's about...a RAZOR!!! My family is SO insane...

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