GREEN PORNO: If I Were

[licuadocerebral]

ok.. es demasiado

[ErieWire]

Look out Matt Ridley!

Do the Australian Brush Turkey :) 

[immugio]

slugs / snails have one foot... its a show about bugs... i think this one's over ur head zuza

[ilovechrisbrownmore]

this is really fucked up

[zuza234]

don't get it why does she have a big right foot?

[LuckyHiroDelGato]

@zuza234 -that "big foot" clip is part of the "If I was a Snail" episode when she explains how snails reproduce.

It is the most bizarre, kooky, hilarious AND informative series on animal/insect reproduction I have ever seen.

[GyaldemFIFteen]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah :L dats so fkin funnnyyyy

[NemeSisLFay]

o_0 ...........

[BigMtBoarder]

i dont what the fuck these are but theyre awesome!

[ArtisianRadio]

NICE VAGINA!!!

jk

[Ntzfl]

bullcrap, eat my bag of small hairy turds

[MalissaWatson]

uuhm .. ?! O.O

[fardirass]

These are hilarious, you can watch them through the at link at the channel.

I bet there are a lot of disappointed viewers who searched for porn and ended up here by accident. lol!

[ilianatube]

I think I like this it makes me happy and ???

[misterbuckethead]

I think... wait... no... oh, yeah, definitely... my brain just exploded.

[alperim15]

this not good for the kids

[Abmtong]

This is the wierdest one....

[emmahidi]

green porno sex to gag for!

[megkorby]

Gosh, I wish I could copulate like that.

[k777t]

what the fuck why is this not available on my country ? : ( (the full vid)

[pjbrubak]

Wha....I just..gah?

[TheBlargMaster]

0:09

what the fuck? this is just... gross

[sallydreams]

I cannot believe that they dressed up like flys... and... just... wow.

[ilianatube]

aaaaaaa ak k fue eso????

[Abmtong]

(To translate that, that means "What was that?")

Just if you wanted to know

[Rolanderee]

The beautiful birth, from the parents named excessive money and time.

[Austinmcelli]

WTF

[MrShakyHands]

Damn that turned me on!

[hadjy]

this was realy disturbing

[blackwolf575]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[TheAtli]

JAAAA!!!

og marc ..

[Apknullare]

Not sexy and boring, all at once. Isabella, you are desperate and overweight! @)--->---

[AmberEyedRose]

I watched them all on the Sundance Chanel. It was sexy and interesting, all at once. Isabella, you are wonderful and unique! @)--->---

[leveltonight]

eww

[xEMTx]

i love that sundance has the audacity to post this on youtube, a forum where im sure they realize they will get many ignorent haters as an audience.

[N73B60]

yea i hate you. but i love yo mama.

[THEVIDEOARBITRATOR]

i dont get it?

[livejambands]

pathetic.

[plaidnum]

wait...you know...this isnt bad. Watch it twice if you need to. Im seeing brilliance here.

[sihamlovesyou2]

GOD THATS SO HACKIN DISTURBING!!

[tmslipknot666]

that fly part cracks me up...and creeps me out.

[manyonerise]

Anyone saying she is ugly or not as pretty as she was when she was younger (true or not), just may not be getting the point of the films (of course these are just snippits). You're coming to this vid because it has "porno" in the title. Aging gracefully as she has IS beautiful. Nevertheless, that is not the point of the films, so I laugh at you ALL - mwahahahhahahahahaha! 5 stars!

[AmberEyedRose]

finally...someone who got it comletely!

[Apknullare]

She's ugly...way more so when she was younger...

[111noir2000]

yes,..your taste is in your ass...

[JTD19881369]

um so ... that might have been the wierdest thing i have ever seen .. ya know ... like .. ive seen some weird shit .. but this ... maybe i dont have the brain power for art ... but um .. wow .. crazy .. fucking crazy ... did i mention .. it was fucking insane ?? it was like .. wierd like seeing a guy hit another guy in the neck with a hedge trimmer and watching it slice flesh in slow motion .. ya know ..

[dogggy411]

She is so hot! yeah baby!!!

[PkMotha]

lol she is ugly!

[TSMD]

I saw an interview with her today on the sundance channel. Green Porno looks really interesting

[dgm4ever]

stupid worthless trivial bullshit

[Ilovemexicanmen69]

wtf!

[sinosyutyu18]

ಠ_ಠ

[Thunderh0rn]

ಠ_ಠ

[Apknullare]

Might've worked with a hotter girl.

[organicangelalexial]

isabella rosselini is incredibally beautiful.... but way more so when she was younger....

[samibrady07]

well i for one thought it was funny lol

[111noir2000]

It's amazing how many people have little or no sense of humor to see both the subtle and broad laughs in this series as well as the absolutely staggering stupidity and ignorance in science (don't forget, one of the first signs of a damaged eco-system is when insects, who act almost totally on instinct, change their behavior and/or dissapear form their normal habitat..)and how quite possibly one of the greatest actresses in the last 35 years is virtually unknowh here! shame on you!

[smintjoseph]

Wow this retard wears a fly costume and starts humping a fly and then you go and comment on the stupidity in science? It's amazing what passes as art these days and theres no shortage of morons who'll eat it up. Great actress? Ok, I guess shes displaying her versatility here in humping a giant fly

[111noir2000]

Jesus, you're an idiot!!!! do you even know who Isabella Rossellini is?for the last time IT'S NOT MEANT TO "ART", IT'S ABOUT SCIENCE!!! Listen

to the vid and read the info on the SUndance site before making stupid, neanderthal, uninformed,humorless statements!!!

[dmd1978]

STFU you libral arts tard, I bet you have a Fursona too yiff in hell.

[111noir2000]

I hold 3 graduate degrees and one minor degree

in both humanities and sciences, which makes me

thoroughly qualified to point out the fact that you're an ingnoramus idiot moron retard jackass dimwit stupid fool dullard.

thank you.

[111noir2000]

..you must be a Pam Anderson fan.Pathetic harelip loser...

[darksiohban]

Oo that was an interesting look at insect's reproductive habits. lol this should be fun

[waaxa]

ipneler ... pornocular

[Gary3785]

well....

[Apknullare]

Waste of time & money.

That actress must be desperate.

[HeartBroken4evaeva]

wat da hell....dis is so random an not funny at all...

[jeremiahdixonlive]

i think she was gonna say slimey cooch

[Apknullare]

Silly and artless.

[djbenno2008]

propa SAD

[DIABLOVT12]

That was kinda weird but funny.

[XXG33koXX]

Hahahahaha xD

This was so stupid i fell of my chair! haha xD

But my own spider just ate another now i only have one pregnat spider left :( And her children would never know their father

[lovergirl9008]

isabella rossellini is hI-larious.

[FeetAppreciation]

interesting

[jsteegh]

lame

[Chimnesky]

W T F!!!!!!!!!

[p3trutu]

what the fuck was that?:|

[derrick3422]

funny shit

[k24601]

Anyone who doesn't find these shorts funny seriously hasn't watched enough discovery channel and stuff.

[Loveby3]

wooow not fun

[kidstalkshow]

porno?

[111noir2000]

DUH! I'ts a series of short films about how various insects copulate!does'nt anyone freakin' read anymore!

oh Isabella, forgive their coarse and bottomless ignorance!

[linuxluver]

No. They don't. Which is why democracy is becoming increasingly dangerous. The ignorant are in danger of being a large majority.

[goldplatedballs]

The ignorant have always been the majority.

ALWAYS.

[linuxluver]

But they couldn't vote then. :-)

[goldplatedballs]

You must be the majority...

[bestamerica]

i love a lady' s lip is a natural lip skin..

NO need a color kid crayola crayona lipstick on her lip

[igorfrank007]

mais q bosta de video é esse?

esse é um dos videos + idiotas q já vi

vê se põe alguma coisa q presta da proxima vez

[2edd2]

no sense at all

do not have bucket with onion cream with this shit........

[seenai88]

what means that? i don't understand ㅠㅠ

[corndog251]

negged

[111noir2000]

twice,

[111noir2000]

I came.

[nachosomundo]

i just got blood and retina fluid on my screen

[Keysta7]

WAT IN FUCKS NAME? O_o

[Sixten77chinaa]

i was wanking

[EvilchickenPenguin]

i came.

[Lilopink]

what the....o_O

I want to be a ladybug,

[Morgrif96]

headshot... now...

[igloochick]

Perfectly demented! Loved.

[Pallimunakakka]

ASDFasd'ågm

[SqueeJohnny420]

ok watch this again....loudly and do some crazy LSD...tell me if you get the same readtion as the first time ^_^

[spookydesiree]

WTF!?!?!?

[forrestlyone]

Is this a clip from the new David Lynch film?

[JULESDALLE]

?... she is making a tv show????

[rinchankawaii]

Oh my God, it's REALLY Isabella Rosselini!!!

[voyeurdug]

Odd. Mildly gross. Pointless.

[mmmuuufffiiinnnsss]

At 0:05, is she naked?!

[Coui0112358]

lolololololololol

[tzeentchman]

that was revolting and an affront to anyone with any taste or artistic talents.boooo hissss

[IchigoxShirogane]

LOL

[k777t]

ahahahahah this reminds me of frontier psychiatrist and " i saved the world today" by eurythmics

[mbs4life0]

wow i coulda swore i was tripping major balls there for a second...

[SirenoJuan]

this is the craziest show ever...is it real? wouldn't it get banned really fast?

[KarpaLTunnaL]

lol wut

[masterV1234]

ROFLMAO

[JTPivotProductions]

ASS!!!!!!

[Calibergman]

wonderfull

[sob344]

what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

[itsmemarkfinkelchtei]

WTF!!!! THEY SHOW THIS ON TV?

[formless777]

Sure do ! I saw it on PAY TV Sesame Street. It's educational.

[ihateacrylic]

I love you, Isabella!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AntiStalinist]

"I want your disease!"

-Blue Velvet

[LOTSofLOLZ]

nasty