Douchebag Award Goes To...

[violatingtendril]

LOL that was hilarious.

[iromrs]

Appreciate your effort in this douchbag movement, but I have to defend the real douch bags out there that the peson you r describing is not exactly a text book douch.....undereducated individual (in a very polite way) is a more fitting word to use.

[santaclaus60]

asssholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[TheGameLord7]

she should visit the site of Pinegrove33. Because, his abilities are a stark contrast to hers. He's a mega talent while this lady wouldn't even qualify as a pimple on his ass.

[appostollo]

yeah typos...

[appostollo]

Ok, now I understands where the "Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you" comes from... It's USA, the land where you can buy guns legally...

[ADandylion007]

Hmm, seems your alter ego is a little more then a douche! Asking you the same question after you answered ain't a good sign.

Mmm! Bacon...

[Hatansjourney]

You deserve the douchbag award - no one else.

;DD

[ShadowOfLegends]

This is kind of random lol.

[Bozzie3030]

I think I know that guy.. Hate that doorag and hat shit.. WTF is that about?? how does the hat get on someones head like that? did someone call them as they were puting it on??

[strgazermel]

That was awesome.

[manwithabitchpermit]

no shit yea... me

[laiger06]

dude she aint good looking at all....you can tell cus she has too much make up...cover up wrinkles.

[tomtheshaman]

Douchebag Award Goes xgobobeanx

[geogodley]

hahahaha lol

[spunbrass12]

I like your guy impression, that shits funny. But yea you are fucked up!

[argenfargabarg]

he just wants to reassure you, "i'm not going to kill you..." and what's he mean? "i'm planning on killing someone else"? definitely, his approach had some problems. but, i'm worried, WHERE do you hang out, Jill?

[pooton688]

u know you really shouldnt refer to yourself as a piece of meet (the bacon thingy) lol i know what u mean im jp

[kailarulezzz]

LOL one time i got hit on by a drunk clown downtown!! sooo creepy i just walked away and when i went back (had to be at that bus stop) he was hitting on sum other girl! so nasty, he was in like full makeup too hahaha p.s. good job on the vids, very funny!

[xxmercedeskcxx]

Go do something productive with your time.

Your probably in your 30's. Don't you have a job?

[etbitmydog]

Are you seriously 31?  I'm about to become a vegitarian.

[victorialuv360]

shes 31? i wanna b a vegitarian.

[mellowcello17]

vegetarian.

[jeepo88]

bring home the bacon

[etbitmydog]

yeah. This is why I don't bother talking to people I dont know.

[sjlovesmac]

OMG that was hilarious!

[TheGameLord7]

Okay, if you want me to comment. I wasn't gonna. but, this lady has Zero talent. And, she's a typical moron whos not as good looking as she thinks she is. Now dammit, i'm leaving this joint.....

[oneandonlyhypnos]

I think its funny and she does a good job...to each his own I guess?

[kylebeans]

LOL

"pce"

roflrofl

[riverjustin]

How about, Will you have dinner with me? Sometime late in may:)

[imgonnapissuoff]

you are one of those chicks that is almost hot but your not your a big nosed ugly whore.

\ /

\▌/ Bob Worldwide dominator

☻

[bullqueer88]

Send your "guy problems" my way. When I'm done with them, they'll never look at your or any woman ever again. Just make sure those guys are White. I prefer to keep buttsecks Aryan!

SIEG HEIL!

Marc "Ripper" Bello

G.A.S.H. (Probate)

Gay Aryan Skinheads Worldwide

[escobargolito]

you know part of hitlers perfect world was no gays right...

[bullqueer88]

Gay Aryans would still exist whether people try to kill us or not! G.A.S.H. is most effective behind closed doors. There are so many closet cases who have much to lose if their secret is discovered. It makes blackmailing thru buttsecks very easy.

SIEG HEIL!

Marc "Ripper" Bello

G.A.S.H. (Probate)

Gay Aryan Skinheads Worldwide

"BUECK DICH! BEFEHL ICH DIR!"

[OrphanPaper]

yeah this russian bitch , not a romantic thing just a fucking duck licing ass 'et kisser ,, i Know my prople skill need work lets face it i'm 54 and i just don't give a fuck, any more ,, see ya Gill

[supergetz]

LOL you always wind up in the craziest situations

[wawatu]

oh yeah hehe

[anamoly143]

A friend of mine dated a girl for a while who wouldn't have sex with him unless they were going to get married. He bought a ring asked her to marry him just to have sex with her. She ended up pregnant after the first time they had sex and then he dumped her. That's a pretty big douchebag.

[MacAlexxxxx]

Ouch! Big time douchebag right there!

[anamoly143]

Now he has three kids with three different women and he tells me that he doesn't work because he doesn't want child support taken out. He's a friend of mine but even I think that's pretty F*&^ed up.

[icecreamandsingasong]

My bithday is october 31th

[carlitoparadise]

Your Eyes are 2 Jewels !

[NGGurton2009]

I'm surrounded by people who've lost more than a few marbles many years ago. But I ignore them whenever possible, as more drama in my life is the last thing I need. I know you can relate.

[kassieeeex]

agreed

[hursty810]

You're fu@ked up! Haha. You meet all the winners in NYC don't you?

[xRevelator]

This is very funny. lol!

[GIANTPANCAKES]

i thought that was goin to be funnier?????? oh well oh and the voice of the dbag was funny tho

[baddogonline]

Jill is all that and a bag of chips! UNSUBSCRIBED!!

[davehiggod]

@The F@ck Up !@! I am so sick of these ladies on Youtube who are obsessed with the issue of "guys hitting on them". I'm 10 years older than this lady, and she's still out of MY league. the only thing that brought me back to this annoying site was the fact that someone commented against me.. it's a shame, because, i had already forgotten about this.

[HaloHelperProduction]

i agree

[8H2324]

lololol

[seenaazizi]

...what

[GeekTracker]

20 questions. That guy need some game.

[Brianswers]

Wow, you meet all sorts of idiots out there.

[footinmouthindustrys]

he looks like the kid from the music video, pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring

[Izztranlyn]

You have gorgeous eyes, Jill. =D

[smacart1]

Ahhh... you spelled douchebag wrong at the end of the video.

And sorry, but your stories amuse me incredibly.

[BillyBughead]

Going up to strangers randomly is not the proper way to meet someone. Get your friends to make an introduction and set you up if both parties are interested. But this looser probably doesn't have any normal friends. You should be concerned for your safety around such an individual, and tell him to buzz off before you call the cops. What a creep.

[Izztranlyn]

Having your friend make the introduction didn't work for Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber.

[onlyavailablename123]

I get that there are dicks out there, but we're not all like that...really. I'm a nice guy. Which is probably why i'm single, since they finish last and all. By the way i still think you're videos are pointless, but i watch them all anyway!

[zscalekitty]

Wow...I would have lost my patience with that guy. I met this douchebag in a coffee shop in 99. I was deep in my classwork. He sat down in front of me, without asking. Ok, the place was crowded, I let that go. He started flirting. I lied with all of my answers and he knew from my reactions I didn't want to talk to him. But he persisted & wanted to sketch my face. I NEEDED TO SEE THIS! The drawing was so awful that the table of women next to me couldn't stop laughing. He finally left. lol

[lilsinjin]

haha I agree with kamikazee

[KamikazeeKennedy]

heh.. you should have just scared the shit out of them and when they said "I won't kill you" you should have said.. "well, I might kill you"

then walk away... lol. :D

[AcdcfreakRocks]

thats not how anyone talks, that was too random...

[Sillybillydilly]

I'm a bigger douche bag.

[JoshVanAlstine]

Truly told, I'm not sure if I know of a bigger

douchebag, but I can think of an awful lot of people who are equivalent. A couple could be bigger, but it's debateable upon whos judging and under what criteria.

[spins321]

That is fricken funny

[JackinTheBox1984]

My dad for countless reasons is A Douchebag.

He lies so much if he told me the earth was round I would start to question if it was.

He is like A drug attic when it comes to women.

He makes 2000 a week and is always broke. He Borrows money from me and my grandparents.

[lilsinjin]

Thats pretty F'd up

Kill him

[JackinTheBox1984]

If I was going to start killing people that would not be my first choice.

[lobomeanswolf]

maybe its just new york guy, cause I know I dont act like that

[julesx822]

that stuff happens a lot. they are douche bags!!

[kiss0fl0ve]

guys suck

the end. :)

[drawswithcrayon]

wait..girls go for nice guys?

[pringelsfan007]

Some guys are Richard Craniums!

[doctorcatsburger]

So We're not getting married up right quick?

I don't think I can get the deposit back for renting the VFW Hall

[shadowwolfie85]

WOW, what a douchbag, no sophistication what-so-ever!

I hope you gave him a knee-jerk surprise to the happy sacks!

[Vivi1790]

wow, he's the one thats f'd up....wat a douche =/ sry u had to deal with that guy =/

[BrandonHex101]

I only make my move when I get the hint they are staying around me or moving closer, slowly while not being OBVIOUS :P

The best spot to me real people I've been saying now for like 20 years, is the grocery story.

Smart shopper

What about bacon?!

:P

That guy was just plain rude, but he had some nice bright eyes.

werd!

[Yousignhere]

The guy who owns the company I work for is a HUGE douchebag. He had a homeless person arrested for dumpster diving! A homeless Iraqi vet no less. He even pulled a gun on the guy. What a douchebag!

[sissyboy95]

very funny video..reminds me of some of the men i attract

[rrnopp]

Jill, one of your best videos in awhile,

funny

[TheMapper]

wow... was this just some dude on the street or the subway? that's some crazy nutjob if you ask me!

yeah, definately a douche... definately a douche.

[xgobobeanx]

this was in a park in the city!

[TheMapper]

holy crap! that must have been a little un-nerving... and they wonder why people don't want to leave home unarmed?!?!

[meteorspace]

that was me! lol, just kidding

[Leumneades]

So this actually happened?

[xgobobeanx]

yes this is a true story, happened to me!

[Selnyk]

That sounds like what my brother would say... lol... except he says "I got mad game..." Yeah...

[2TonguesDave]

was he even aware of wha the is saying? what a moron. i guess being a pretty woman isnt always easy ;)

[JustaEropeanGuy]

You censor the sound and you let it in teh subtitles???

[kinglaffo]

My Douchebag-o-meter is tingling

[tonylui28]

yea theres quite a few of those douchebags out there, just gotta watch out for those

[jdunk2145]

Douchbaggery abounds.

[PrimalConcrete50]

Wiggers strike again!

[Randomninja47]

WEIRD.

What a maroon. Not you the guy.

[mmiinnddffuucckk]

yo this video is funny . it made me think .

[lostindisillusion]

that happened to you?!?! wow....

[andhisband]

I think a psychologist would call saying such things a failure of the inner censor.

I love the f*ck noise. LOL

[StrGrlOllie]

since when is Irish a religion.

[vclamp]

seems like a candidate for a padded room. But you run into all types in NYC.

[crfranchises1]

so gobo sold her soul to a dating site or what ever plentyoffish is. Not planning on finding out

[BladderProductions]

What? That didnt work? That sounded like the BEST pickup line to me. I think I'll try it tomorrow at work on the hot security guard with the gun.

[TheDemonPazuzu]

I agree with the message, but that was a weird way (if not outright kooky) way to say it.

[GuruMN]

Someone who asks for my birthday somewhere in the first 5 questions, asked my name as the first question in a random encounter on the street, or anything like religion or nationality is someone I wouldn't talk to. In my experience those people have always wanted money, but then again i'm a guy so things are a bit easier walking the street.

Nice impression of the douche bag.

[bjf2008]

hahahaha,, you should have knockd his brains out what little the douche had..lolol

[PhantomSnakeZero]

I know of one who is a bigger D-Bag than that guy...

JACK THOMPSON!

[maximusx34]

... and that brings us back to the nice guys vs. bad boys debate - which do women really want?? They all say; 'oh, I just want to meet a nice guy.'

Or is there a secret 'And...' that follows that statement???

[bjf2008]

i dont know what they want if i knew that id be rich,,but the one thing i know doesnt work is calling them fucked up and saying that your not gonna kill em within the first twenty seconds of meeting em..lololol u know that diff. doesnt work

[bubbabrand]

why is everybody so hooked on "douchebag" as an insulting thing to call someone? im kinda gettin tired of it. its startin to be like the celine dion song "my heart will go on" when titanic came out.

[Coleslayer9]

WTF?!

[AnahitaSharma]

What a retard..

[po7g]

class act douche bag

[Brento44]

Like i said on blogtv last night.. Total lack of respect!! and shouldn't it be "not bringing home the vegetarian bacon!?" just sayin..

[nightshadelives40]

my favorite movie is face/off and it has to do with when travolta asks his "daughter" if she has protection and she asks "you mean rubbers?" "No, I mean protection." and he pulls out a wicked looking knife. "next time he tries to rape you. take this, stab it in his thigh and twist it."

The point im trying to make is this, this is how I raised my niece. so she could protect herself from pricks like that. she's also a 3rd degree blackbelt in ti kwon do.

[janciepants]

Wow, what a story....sorry that happened to you!

[czechwindboy]

Haha... I don't think Irish is a religion either. Or is it? :)

[quesoazul9]

if it's not yet, we have some serious work to do

:D

[SurfAngel1623]

haha

[SoNluver511]

he def wins the douche award.

[Ricaflect]

she hinted that she has a bacon vag, thats nasty

[XboobtubeX]

its not gonna bring home the bacon, and its not going to let you split the oak, if u know what I mean.

[mavericksfan1985]

"not bringing home the bacon"=classic

[johnnyfnhollywood]

Its the Economy

[Spudstar78]

Where would anyone learn to try and pick up girls like that. Must of been fresh out of the mental health ward. To bad awesome people like you have to deal with crap like that.You rock Jill,Peace!

[xgobobeanx]

i think he was on crack!

[childrenofmen1970]

ur fukd up.....lol that was funny jill!

youtube this one----- can i have your number?

[xgobobeanx]

ha and no :)

[43837388]

I gracefully step away. Sorry I offend you.

And I keep my promise. I wont kill you.

Bye xgobo

*back step

back step

fade awa....

[xgobobeanx]

ok.. scared!

[43837388]

Aww, I'm sorry.

Really, I'm a nice guy,

I just got odd humor.

A kitten kicked my ass once.

See, harmless =)

-Scott

[andrewthemalibu]

Any guy that would come up to a girl and say stuff like that would have to be a dimwit. Later...

[xgobobeanx]

yes! walk away

[GeneticBlend]

Dammit Jill! I thought we were going to keep that between the two of us!

[xgobobeanx]

shit!! :( sorry

[hsdscsds]

You get a hi five and a video response. Stay tuned.

[xgobobeanx]

loved the video response!

[xFrankie92]

Genius i love it good tip Jill ill keep that in mind lol

[xgobobeanx]

thank you!

[jrwith]

maybe you should get some pepper spray or something Jill.

[xgobobeanx]

yes, i should!

[jrwith]

you could always chalk it up to "accidental discharge" so you can get away with it sweety.

[TransformersMatrix]

Man sorry about the Dochebag Jill! I'm here for you! Much love!

[xgobobeanx]

thank you :) xoxo

[thegrimmreeper]

The way he did that definitely wouldn't work. But with the right setting and person sometimes responding "I'm a serial killer. I seduce women and hide them in my closet" to the question "So what do you do?" works rather well...

It baffles me...

[xgobobeanx]

me too- how about a friendly hi- how are you?

[thegrimmreeper]

Would "wow that an interesting tattoo, where'd you get it?" work?

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

That was hilarious hon. There are tons of guy on here that do that even the girls can be the same way too. Don't worry I am not in any way like that......*starts searching for your IP number and information* =p

[xgobobeanx]

heheheh :) you'll never know!!

[mcgaugh57]

I had a women text message me on my cell phone a few years ago, But I did not do text message so I did not know that she was doing it. So I checked my messages one day and she had made a bunch of sexual messages. She thought I was rejecting her. So she calls my boss and made accusations that I was harassing her. She is a bigger douche bag.

[jrwith]

show your boss the messages from her? that would show her dumb ass.

[mcgaugh57]

I did it was a company phone and she was a coworker. She got fired.

[xgobobeanx]

omg thats crazy!!

[OzzyTheDevil4]

lol Whats Up With Rejection?? So A Girl Says No To Me Wow I Should Cry! NOT!!! Its Just A No lol Its Not Like She Beat The Shit Of Me! Take That No And Lets Go To The Next Girl Its Gay How Guys Cry Over A Girl Rejecting Them I've Been Rejected A Few Times SO???

[xgobobeanx]

exactly, who cares/??

[gobigorange99]

Wow Jill, you should write a book about all the pick up lines that were tried you! i just can't believe there are guys out there are like that.

[xgobobeanx]

thanks- yes... and i am just one girl! imagine the millions of others!

[BillyBughead]

I didn't believe you girls until I pretended to be one in an online game to see if it's true. And I even stacked the deck by dressing very conservatively. But my sim was wearing slippers, so she got hit on by some guy called Mister Feets. Then again when I was a guy I had a dominatrix show up at my sim's house and propostion me right off the bat. Go figure.

[CaptainRuro]

Well the "I'm not gonna' kill you" line works for me all the time. Lol, funny video. The guy sounds like he was really weird.

[xgobobeanx]

he was very much so!!

[PTKilowatt]

Apparently there is a jackass every 5 feet in any heavily populated city lol.

Was his hat kinked to the degree as you had yours? That should have been the first indicator that he was a class-a douchebag lol.

[xgobobeanx]

no, he actually was in a suit :( so yeah.. go figure

[kinglonewolf104]

wow, what an idiot!

Speaking of whether you are a leftie or a rightie... are you an innie or an outie? (bellybutton)

Mines an innie.

&eB

[xgobobeanx]

hehehe- why do you want to know?

[kinglonewolf104]

Just curious. I wonder if more people have innies than outties, or whether it would be 50/50 if someone tallied everyones up?

&eB

[xSamanthaNicole]

wow, I think you should start applying "creep-repellent" before you go out! they seem to love you like mosquitoes love sugar!!

[PTKilowatt]

Either that or she needs a designated knee-breaker. You know, some person on speed dial that can arrive at her location in less than 5 minutes and break the douchebag's knees.

[xgobobeanx]

i know!! :(

[Weyoun22]

haha, you do a good ghetto guy impression

[xgobobeanx]

ha thank you

But, but, but... was it not enough for you to know that he wasn't going to kill you? Sheesh, what else do you stuck-up women want from a guy... ;)

Well, I'm certainly no 'pick-up artist' (far from it, to tell the truth :) ), but at least I haven't brou