Hitler rants about the iPhone 4 reception

[DatblackguyG]

"Thats Bullshit!" lol

[piripirifox]

i'm waiting for the video "hitler founds out there will be no iphone 5 in 2011"

[yosefshaltiel]

"dont cry, theres always android" - Epic win @ 2:54-3:00

[iamterence77]

actually it only loses reception on AT&T. I'm on rogers (canada) and i only lose about 2 bars at most. Which still leaves with a good 3 bars of reception

[shongrocks1622]

freak awesome!! screw apple...xD

i own an android man... and i love it!

[MeSooCrazyy]

I can't read so fast

[SuperScaryZombie]

@MeSooCrazyy Exercise your eyes, buddy! I can read really fast!

[GOGIGOGIProductions]

I think apple should make an iphone with an external antenna.

[modumtomas94]

"Don't cry, there's always Android" :D

[drrobertoboogie97]

I thought Hitler was going to rant about the public reaction of the problem, not the problem itself

[sirrvs]

Traudl always has the punchlines in these rants. :)

[buddybopper]

I'm tired of waiting for the iPhone to switch carriers. Looks like I'm going to have to get a Droid.

[superduperboyx]

haha nice one! Thanks for making the Iphone 4 one.. I was hoping him saying he would find the engineers responsible for this mess and SLAUGHTER them.. not kick their ass.. hehe after all.. this IS Hitler..

[Paolom82]

fantastic :D

[bratanini]

dont cry there is still android ololo

[bizilux]

epic :)

[Peidmonte89]

i tried doing it but it overlaps the picture and the old subtitles are still their too....

[Peidmonte89]

where do i go to add the text?

[Peidmonte89]

hey I want to make a pardoy too but how do make my own subtitles? Its the only thing holding me back from being able to do this.

[CrowNest]

@Peidmonte89 You can use any video editing software to add text into the video. Its really simple. I used windows movie maker for all my parodies, its the simplest to use and free too. ;)

[Zion027]

This must been the best video I've ever seen on YouTube so far.. It's just sooo right!!

[Monosuke]

Ah man, it's not as fun to watch this when you know somewhat German. The "Der Krieg, ist verloren" sentence for example. Although I guess when you lose the war, you aren't entitled to get an iPhone 4, so it sort of makes sense :D

[Mcaden101]

@CrowNest is this really your feelings about iphone 4?

[CrowNest]

@Mcaden101 more or less, yeah...

[yakkaw]

@CrowNest

Sir, you need to open your eyes, have you ever used an iphone 4? And tried to make a call on it? Before this thing spiraled out of control, every major reviewing blog stated that the IPHONE 4 DROPPED MUCH MUCH FEWER CALLS, i have tried the test too, the signal drops, that is true, but I still hold on to my call.

[CrowNest]

@yakkaw then why are countless users complaining that their reception is poor and calls drop worse than whatever previous phone they were using? Why did it spiral so badly to the point where apple decided to give free bumper cases? Because they themselves knew there was a problem with the phone but are too damn proud to admit it. Instead they blame the problem on anything but themselves. Even to the extent of telling their own customers they are holding it wrong.

[yakkaw]

@CrowNest

No, everyone just showed that the "signal drops if you hold your phone tightly in the left hand" When Anandtech reviewed it with the field testing option, the iphone 4 could hold on to calls at -113db's, which is off the charts compared to other phones. Apple only gave the bumpers out for free to save their reputation because "PEOPLE KEPT POSTING THINGS THAT WERE FALSE SO THEY COULD GET MORE POPULAR ON THE WEB". It spiraled out of control because it is Apple, and people hate Apple.

[CrowNest]

@yakkaw -113db mean nothing if even the iphone users are complaining. It was even demonstrated in a video or two. If this signal drop was really a "fact of life" the way they put it then everyone should be getting the same problem regardless of phone make and brand. And the whole "just avoid holding it that way" solution was pure bull. Treating customers like idiots who do not know how to hold their mobile phones. Face it, the iphone 4 has a reception problem be it hardware or software related.

[IndivisiblePrinciple]

@yakkaw your messiah steve jobs held and "emergency" conference a few months back just to address this issue. He demonstrated the dropped signal and said that apple messed up.

Being a typical fanboy, you have made yourself look like an idiot by ranting without even being aware of the actual facts. Look at the recent market trends, "fanboyism" cant do anything to challenge the growth of the Android market. Android is actually capable, regardless of marketing tactics

The writing is on the wall

[Monosuke]

@Mcaden101 well it does suck donkeyballs...

[onelegchair]

"I heard that Google has an operating system known as Android." lol YES.

[AllFractUp]

Too damn funny! 

[plane15]

always knew mobile phones were a fad. bring back the telegram.

[6satan6ist6]

even the fucking 3gs does this... i hate marketing schemes

[chentiangemalc]

android rocks! ~ htc desire... :)

[actualizator]

"There's always android" LOL

[Intosia]

"Theres alway Android", nice one, Android ftw :)

[theAntilli]

haha mam, thats too good!

had to mute it though. its hard to concentrate on the subtitles if you understand german:-)

[pur3sth3ll]

@theAntilli ahah that what I was asking myself earlier ^^ "it must be hard for german people to fully enjoy this clip with german speaking and english subs" ^^

[oblivionuk]

Ha love it, epic fail from the Jesus Phone.

[efhqjtrhaqte]

brilliant

[Aukatrau]

nice ending

[TheBoogieboarder]

haha

[elpinchepollo1]

LOL. But the reception problem will be a thing of the past once apple releases the new ihold app. It'll tell if your holding it "the wrong way".

[shilpagirish]

@elpinchepollo1 : LMAO!

[PostalTubeAlex]

LMFAO! I love it!