the mothafuckin officer he saw mothafucka jump in my lap n I told her to get off n she got off n he stop me um guy in the car ayy i dont even wanna hear that SHIT ayy I dont wanna I dont even wanna hear it
@onmymomma123 it was a fucking error in typing you fucking smart ass. So you seriously took your time to actually point that shit out? It killed you that much because i accidentally wrote "taste" & not "test" Childish af. It's fucking YOUTUBE. Does it matter
I hate to be the one to laugh at someone elses misfortunes, but this video here is beyond hilarious. he is lucky it is the 80's and they have a camera, cause they would have beat his ass !!
what!!? what mutha f*kin BREAST test!!? the breath test.. HELL NO!!! F*CK THE GOT DaM SHIT IM TIRED OF THIS MUTHA F*KIN SH*T !YALL FUCKEN WIT ME!! LMAOO!
From 1:02 to 1:22 is his best chance at pleading his case (minus a few f bombs...lol), but that's about it! Lol! This shit's too crazy to be true! If I was the officer, I'd probably laugh my ass off, then call somebody to come pick him up. Dude's CRAZY! Lol!
HELLLL NAWWW! Explain em to my loya explain em to my mf loya! Sir do you understand that your license will be suspended? MY license already suspended, i'm already under suspension. Hah take that mfs
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Mr. Turner was just ready to go to jail. These cops kept talking too damn much. He was thinking, just arrest me already and shut the hell up. Then the female cop started talking again. I'm sure they violated his civil rights when she stopped the video. Funny as hell though..
THAT'S WRONG WHAT THEY DONE TO MR. TURNER!HE ADMIT HE WAS DRUNK BUT HE WASN'T DRIVING. FUCK THA PO PO! FUCKIN WIT MR. TURNER! YOU COOL MR. TURNER!!, NEVER FORGOTTEN!!, IMA ALWAYS DRINK ONE UP FOR YOU! AND POUR SOME OUT FO THA HOMIEZ, LOL!...
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you close yo eyes?....... no you close yo mufuckin eyes,..... huh, if you caint close yo eyes why I got ta close my mufuckin eyes. huh...... is you drunk.
Probably about the funniest shit I eva seen in my life!!! Hilarious!!!!!! He got me when he hit em with the JJ from Good Times hands when he said fuck the got dam shit!!! ,LMAO!!!!!!!
He needs a web redemption
MrTapatio99 56 minutes ago
This never gets old to me!
ANAKINGBOSSDOM 12 hours ago
ay! fuck da shit
robdagod1988 2 days ago
OOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW SHIT Y? CRYING LAUGHING I CAN'T BREATHE
AWWWWWWWWW MANNNNE LOL
DEZAYCEO 3 days ago
Has anybody seen the motherfucker that jumped in his lap?
NikStephney 1 week ago
"I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that they uncriminate me" Mind you...nobody is asking him anything.
NikStephney 1 week ago
He said hes muthafucken drunk! No reason to take the muthafucken tests. Lol
007BlackGuy 1 week ago
@Zumbagirly ikr
yub90051011 1 week ago
He saw a Muthafucka JUMP IN MY Lap ! AND I TOLD HER TO GET OFF < AND SHE GOT OFF AND HE STOP ME !! AYEE II ON WANNA HERE DHAT SHIT . lol
aqwqhater 1 week ago
Aye man my license already suspended, Im already under suspicious!!! LMAO
miss1984danielle 2 weeks ago
"YOU CLOSE YO MUTHAFUCKIN EYES"!!
THATBOIZOE 3 weeks ago 2
hahahah youu refuss sir ..naw..i..YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH lmao
JayPleasure1000 3 weeks ago
Haha, way to go dude.
angrybirdsforever 3 weeks ago
lol he swaying at 2:14-2:15
WittyDuchess23 4 weeks ago
MR TURNER!! YO 1:54 LAUGH MY ASS OUT
DAJeanSeb22 1 month ago
If you can't close your eyes why i gota close my muthafuckin eyes LMAO!
fathertime365247 1 month ago
I guess soo cause u got da mothafuckin camera shinin on me...
autographhound2468 1 month ago
Nigga did da Jay Jay dynomite at da end LMAO!!!
AyannaE 1 month ago
HEY!!! F*CK DA SH*T LMAO!!!!!
AyannaE 1 month ago
huh .... yeaaaaaac imm refuusin the mofockin tess (walked off) lmao
mishunman324 1 month ago
This dude is an american Hero.. LOL
chocolateadonis1987 1 month ago
He tripped me out with that. That is one of the best ever....
Elreynegr0 1 month ago
9 people has been caught drunk driving.
willjac5 1 month ago
WAT MUTHAFUCCN BREAST TEST!!!!
booseboy18 2 months ago
if i ever get a DUI again.. im goin mr turner on their ass
d1rdyd 2 months ago
the physical maformance test
tehshittiestlogin 2 months ago
camera operator seems drunk
tehshittiestlogin 2 months ago
FUCK THA GOT DAMN SHYT...IM TIRED OF THIS MUTHAFUKKIN SHYT!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!! DUDE RETARDED AS HELL LOL
byallmeansfucku 2 months ago
What!? Mann my license already suspended!
thatstheguy07 2 months ago
Maaan, just put the handcuffs on me....HUH, WHAT, man FUCK THE SHIT!!!!!
coachboy619 2 months ago 2
How could anyone dislike this video!?!?!?!?!?!? This is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
autographhound2468 2 months ago 2
are you refusing this test? Naw, Yeah! Im refusing the muthafuckin test!!
Hanyesaygoku 3 months ago
ohhh yeahh for court presentation only -_-
MrSlime555 3 months ago 4
the funniest thing ever fuck da police!!!
youngTaharka 3 months ago
lol..Mr turner was scratching his balls
carmelokm 3 months ago
r u refusing this test no yeah i refuse this mother fuckin test , ha ha mr turner u r funny man
sumantirukovela 3 months ago
LOL!!! OMG!!! "I rufuse to answer any questions under the grounds that they may incriminate me!
Zumbagirly 4 months ago 2
"i guess so you got the mothafuckin camera shinin on me"! lmfao
mal211129 4 months ago 14
@mal211129 hahahahah
JayPleasure1000 3 weeks ago
Do you understand what I have read to you?HELLLL NAWWW! lol
2011nicknick 4 months ago 14
i understand that i was drinkin and drivin, but i won't drivin!
cHaNt3lM08 4 months ago
Rickey Smiley brought me here. They are too funny!
shemare02 4 months ago
a man my license already suspended
johnshopkinsh 4 months ago 2
the mothafuckin officer he saw mothafucka jump in my lap n I told her to get off n she got off n he stop me um guy in the car ayy i dont even wanna hear that SHIT ayy I dont wanna I dont even wanna hear it
jaystunna02 4 months ago
did you ttttt tilt yo head back n close yo eyez lol
jaystunna02 4 months ago
Mr turner was scratching his Dick...who saw that?looool
carmelokm 5 months ago
My license already suspended!!!! lol. Hilarious!!!
silkaem 5 months ago
what ? what mf'en breathe test ? HELL no
rayrayjohnson100 5 months ago
:rofl:
jblackp23 5 months ago
"I dont got no license and shit i dont got no money for no license either" LMAO
Dee5matrix 5 months ago
this is by far one of the funniest videos i have ever seen. "FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!!!!! ""My license been suspended." lmfao
MrBlackchapter513 5 months ago 3
0:25 - 0:31 brilliant!
grindyourmind1 5 months ago
How ironic is this? A black man is practically begging them to take him to jail and they just fuck with him!
grindyourmind1 5 months ago
@onmymomma123 it was a fucking error in typing you fucking smart ass. So you seriously took your time to actually point that shit out? It killed you that much because i accidentally wrote "taste" & not "test" Childish af. It's fucking YOUTUBE. Does it matter
KhalifaFanatic 5 months ago
What motha fucking breast test? HELL NOO!!
onmymomma123 6 months ago
splain'em to my muthfukin lawyer !!!
bryan4cicely 6 months ago
I hate to be the one to laugh at someone elses misfortunes, but this video here is beyond hilarious. he is lucky it is the 80's and they have a camera, cause they would have beat his ass !!
bryan4cicely 6 months ago
Lmfaoo , I Watch This Everyday &I Always Bust Out Laughing..
"What!" "The Breath Test" "What Mutha Fucking Breast Taste" XD
KhalifaFanatic 6 months ago
@KhalifaFanatic I just found this today and I've watched it 4 times. Holy fuck its just too damn funny!
grindyourmind1 6 months ago
@KhalifaFanatic Test dumbass .!! Taste? wtf where id you get that from?
onmymomma123 5 months ago
Like This If Yu Jus Finish Watchin Kevin Hart,, lol
DominoLukeSkyWalker 6 months ago
@DominoLukeSkyWalker What Kevin hart clip is it? I tried to find it. You got a link?
grindyourmind1 6 months ago
@grindyourmind1 Kevin Hart's Celebrity Playlist
DominoLukeSkyWalker 5 months ago
what!!? what mutha f*kin BREAST test!!? the breath test.. HELL NO!!! F*CK THE GOT DaM SHIT IM TIRED OF THIS MUTHA F*KIN SH*T !YALL FUCKEN WIT ME!! LMAOO!
brm2015 6 months ago
Y'all fuckin wit me
Mzqueen4236 6 months ago
KEVIN HART SENT ME HEAR , AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING ! LMAOO
CARAMELKISSES716 6 months ago
"I REFUSE TO ANSER ANY QUESTIONS DFHANASPERHNJNONIASDFASMDNVASNVAIUBVAS
THAT MAY INCRIMINATE ME!"
xxxchevyxxxx 6 months ago 3
"Do you understand what I read to you ?" "HELL NAWWWW" AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Brasil9215 6 months ago 2
he says breast test XD!!!!!!
gatorgurl7 6 months ago
If you ain't gotta close yo eyes why I gotta close my muthafuckin eyes?!!!
Sir I'm not the one takin the test XD wow
gatorgurl7 6 months ago
it is entirely tooooo late for me to be watching this. I cnt stop laughing smdh
sexcci92 6 months ago
" sir are you refusing this test" "nah--YEAH!" lmao!
CameronsPianoMusic 6 months ago 2
FUCK THIS GODDAMN SHIT! lmfao
datkidlilmike 6 months ago
they beat his ass once the cameras was off
MrFrankyJoe 6 months ago
S H A W N M I C H A E L S !
Rellik42OkcFan 6 months ago
Female Cop: "MR. TURNER?!!!" Mr.Turner: calmly* "Yeah?" lol oh that shits hilarious!
TheGuinnessboys 6 months ago
I was drinking!
But I wan't muthafkkin' DRIVIN'!
(laughing like an idiot to myself...)
Gregatron138 6 months ago
FUK DA GOT DAYUM SHII* LLS!!!! AYYE YU MUS BE GIVIN HIM PU**Y LMAO
brm2015 6 months ago
3:19 "you so anti, don't nothin matter!" =D
pandadardar 6 months ago 3
wel yhu close yo muthaf.ckn eyes;!!! KMMFSL...i n0 the c0ps g0t suspended 4rm they j0b since he f.ckd they video up BAHAHAHA
254LILmissDAFFY 6 months ago
Hellz ya I refuse this shit!!!!
TootsDejour 6 months ago
I guess so you got the motherfuckin camera shinin on me...LMAO!!!!!
903bosslady 6 months ago
"FUCK DA GOT DAMN SHIT" LLS
Vishaj3 6 months ago
"SiR ARE U REFUSiN DiS TEST?" "NAW,yEAH iM REFUSiN THA MUTHAFUCKiN TEST" ROTFlMFAO.. #SOOOOOOFUNNy
DionneDonDiva 6 months ago 2
i understand that i been driving under the muthafuckin influence but i understand i wasnt also driving....lmao!!
johnshopkinsh 6 months ago 3
Lmao. Thos shit still funny
missayusef 7 months ago
FUCK DA SHIT
1stlaydeentg 7 months ago
When i grow up i am going to be just like Mr. Turner
numba1stunna78 7 months ago
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WHAT!!! HELL NOO!!!!!!
mervyn755 7 months ago
WHAT!!! HELL NOO!!!!!!
mervyn755 7 months ago
For some reason, I believe him.
gazzi22 7 months ago
"ay, you see what i say..."
playmakers372 7 months ago
damn he just fucked there little criminal investigation vid all up!
hoodstarx1 7 months ago
fuckdagotdamnshit
tayboggie56 7 months ago
aye! she must be givin him some pussy or somethin! LMFAO!
nanahotsauce 7 months ago 2
@nanahotsauce That line is a classic, epic shit!!!
djac05 7 months ago
u close yo eyez?? lmao
grandman04 8 months ago
close yo eyez
TheUltimateDBZPlayer 8 months ago
Is that Samuel L Jackson?
BaronSamediVoodooLoa 8 months ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
blovick1030 8 months ago
LOOK AT DIZ PART
" 5:09 "
THIS PART IS SO FUNNY
BaybeeMickie01 8 months ago
this video is soooooooo funy bro... yall need 2
"F*CK THE GOT DAMN SH*T"
LOL
BaybeeMickie01 8 months ago
Officer: You gonna take a breathe test?
Mr. Turner: What muthafuckin breast test!!!
Officer: Are you gonna take a breath test?
Mr. Turner: HELL NAWWL!!!!
LMAOOOOOO
n2deepjds 8 months ago 3
I might be drunk but I wasn't driving
ToriNikeia 8 months ago 2
OMG this video will never get old to me. It's the funniest thing ever! " Whatever you gotta do,you do da mothafuckin shit "!
ihatefords 9 months ago
From 1:02 to 1:22 is his best chance at pleading his case (minus a few f bombs...lol), but that's about it! Lol! This shit's too crazy to be true! If I was the officer, I'd probably laugh my ass off, then call somebody to come pick him up. Dude's CRAZY! Lol!
YoungJr42 9 months ago
you close yo mutha fuckin eyes lol
candygirlbaby101 9 months ago
omg this shit is fuckin hilarious i watched this a million times and im still dyin laughin
candygirlbaby101 9 months ago
Are you gonna take a breath test: WHAT?
Are you gonna take a breath test: WHAT MUTHA FUCKIN BREATH TEST?
Are you gonna take a breath test: HELL NAWWWW!!!
:Mr Turner ......sir sir
I WANT YOU TO PUT THE MUTHA FUCKIN HANDCUFFS ON ME AND TAKE ME TO MUTHAFUCKIN JAIL!!!
FUCK THE GOT DAMN SHIT, IM TIRED OF THIS MUTHA FUCKIN SHIT!!!
YALL FUCKIN WITH ME!!
I DON'T WNNA HEAR THAT SHIT!!!
DreDeezyAtx 9 months ago 2
Do you understand what I have read to you?
HELLLL NAWWW! Explain em to my loya explain em to my mf loya! Sir do you understand that your license will be suspended? MY license already suspended, i'm already under suspension. Hah take that mfs
johnelwaylouisiana 9 months ago
I HAVE TEARS EVRYTYME I SEE THIS TOOOO FUNNY .
YAVONN11 9 months ago
HILARIOUS
hoshotman94 9 months ago
he knows the one line that he's repeated the most in his life. "i refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that it may incriminate me"
watchdemvideos 9 months ago
Classic!
ekbad 9 months ago
Sir are you refusing the test? Naw..YEAH! I'M REFUSING THE MUTHAFUCKING TEST!
mannivellie3 10 months ago 2
Aey, you see what I say? Muth....u c..aye u come ova here and see what I..aye you you,yeah?
mannivellie3 10 months ago
You close ya mutha fucking eyes lol
MrsBrowneyes20 10 months ago 2
fU@% THE DUMB SH*@
bamaboy512 10 months ago 2
I refuse to answer anymore questions under the grounds that they may incriminate me!!!!
miragebeme 10 months ago
lol he grabed the mic and shouted I DONT WANT NO GOD DAMB HANDCUFFS!! epic face
bigz3009 10 months ago
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Imma Tell ya just like this........hahha
pudzey101 10 months ago
this nigga wild
Mr90baby 10 months ago
Gone and put da gone and put da handcuffs on me man. I AYE FUCK DA SHIT!!! I dnt want no got damn. Aye Fuck Da Dumb Shit!
MrMackJr2U 11 months ago 27
Put both feet together.... AIIIIGHT!
MrMackJr2U 11 months ago 2
that bitch at the end is like "this video is over. we will now beat this negro undocumented."
sexualgoth10 11 months ago 3
This Shit Funny ass Fuck!,.. *Imma Tell ya just like this*
187FlameBlue 11 months ago
This Shit Funny ass Fuck!,.. *Imma Tell ya just like this*
187FlameBlue 11 months ago
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RUInternational 11 months ago
Mr. Turner was just ready to go to jail. These cops kept talking too damn much. He was thinking, just arrest me already and shut the hell up. Then the female cop started talking again. I'm sure they violated his civil rights when she stopped the video. Funny as hell though..
concorde9615 11 months ago 2
THAT'S WRONG WHAT THEY DONE TO MR. TURNER!HE ADMIT HE WAS DRUNK BUT HE WASN'T DRIVING. FUCK THA PO PO! FUCKIN WIT MR. TURNER! YOU COOL MR. TURNER!!, NEVER FORGOTTEN!!, IMA ALWAYS DRINK ONE UP FOR YOU! AND POUR SOME OUT FO THA HOMIEZ, LOL!...
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mdcombs79 11 months ago
i dont think Mr. Turner wasnt driving,
jadabash 11 months ago
for sum reason, i believe tht niqqah wasnt drivin.. lol
18TiNKABELL 11 months ago 3
i think he's sober.
longhornlove1 1 year ago
Lmmfao bro dis shit too fuckin funny dog
741Reggie 1 year ago
you close yo eyes?....... no you close yo mufuckin eyes,..... huh, if you caint close yo eyes why I got ta close my mufuckin eyes. huh...... is you drunk.
dcviamdnva 1 year ago 13
I was drankin but I wasn't muthafacking driving lmfaaao omgg this wass so funny !!
neptuneynerd 1 year ago
NO HELL NAW BUT I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS THAT THEY MAY INCRIMINATE ME!
knockoutfrank 1 year ago
.....FUCK THE SHIT!!!!! I refruse to answer any question under the grounds that they may m'emcriminate me....!!!!! LMMFAAAAAAAAAAO
MiissCeeCeeThaEgo 1 year ago 2
"You close yo muthafuckin eyes.............!" hillarious
djundadawg 1 year ago
"You close yo muthafuckin eyes..............!" hillarious
djundadawg 1 year ago 3
I made a drink up that I call the Mr. Turner got my brothers laid out on the basement floor right now as we speak
80percent28 1 year ago
You close yo motha fucking eyes!!!!
ddc03 1 year ago
DIS SHYT 2 FUNNY!!!!
mzzpretti1 1 year ago
hey i found the real mr turner an interviewed him check out mr turner 25 years on jazzyazzrina channel an you can ask us questions about him
danieboyz 1 year ago
cant even talk what phycical maformens test
taetae576 1 year ago
Me and my homies LOVE saying...."I WAS DRANKIN' BUT I WASN'T MUTHAPHUCKIN' DRIVIN'!!"
Best shit to say wid ya homies!!!
tastycajun 1 year ago
Probably about the funniest shit I eva seen in my life!!! Hilarious!!!!!! He got me when he hit em with the JJ from Good Times hands when he said fuck the got dam shit!!! ,LMAO!!!!!!!
DEERTR2010 1 year ago
FUCK THA SHIT lol
jaybayeso 1 year ago
I love when he freaks out at the end. I WANT YOU TO PUT THE MUTHAFUCKIN HANDCUFFS ON ME AND TAKE ME TO MOTHAFUCKIN JAIL!
autographhound2468 1 year ago 2
"Ah, She must be givin him some pussy or somein!"
hockeypunk136 1 year ago 3
@hockeypunk136 Best line ever.
autographhound2468 1 year ago 2
"I understand I've been drivin under the muthafuckin influence, but I understand that I wasn't also drivin, I wasn't drivin!"
HAHAHA!
LeftyJewlz 1 year ago
I woulda told that cop to shove that mic up her ass
cjfranchot 1 year ago
Lol everyone talkin bout they wanna kick it with Mr. Turner an get drunk....... This video is from 1984 Im sure Mr. Turner dead by now!!!!!
KingDreasy 1 year ago 2
@KingDreasy Hahahahha
forgtn 1 year ago
@KingDreasy Hey yo...there is another video Mr Turner 25 years later" where they interviewed him last year,, lol
psibertiger 1 year ago
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sir, are you refusing to take the test?
naw a yeah!!!! 3:24
Gunnz517 1 year ago
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Gunnz517 1 year ago
i ain' taking no muthafucin fyscial MAformence test
TheToshellLeah 1 year ago 26
dumb ass police women..."dont touch me again", i would have bitch slapped her and said, "Fuck da police", and "make me a sandwich bitch"!
MipTraitor 1 year ago
WHAT MOTHAFUKIN "BREAST TEST!?"
MiZzHershey6230 1 year ago
F*ck the sh*t!~!!!!! lolz
ashley7172000 1 year ago
SO FUCKIN FUNNY!
MICHbornFLAraised 1 year ago
you close your mfn eyes.....lmao
ordinaryplaya 1 year ago
i refuse to answer any question on the grounds it may incriminate me,,,lmmfao
ordinaryplaya 1 year ago
I'd beat his ass too if he put his hands on me.
Rascal77s 1 year ago
cthu!
themommaofallge7ms 1 year ago
FUCK THE GOT DAMN SHIT!!!
modellike 1 year ago 49
@modellike that shxt is sooooooooooooo funny i got dat as mii ringtone
lol
FUCK THE GOT DAMN SHITT
BaybeeMickie01 8 months ago 2
i guess so... you got the muthafuggin' camera shinin' on me
OBFLIVE 1 year ago 5
@OBFLIVE now that was the part!!! lmaoooo
earensmith28 11 months ago
tilt your head back and close your eyes
is you drunk?
sir, are you refusing the test?
na... YEA!, im refusng the muthafugga tes
OBFLIVE 1 year ago
i got like 176,000 of the views
OBFLIVE 1 year ago
put both feet together.
AIIIGHT
OBFLIVE 1 year ago
i think im this niggas biggest fan
OBFLIVE 1 year ago
@OBFLIVE nawl i think i am lmaoooo
earensmith28 11 months ago
imma tell ya just like this, i might... im drunk, yea i been drinkin rofl
OBFLIVE 1 year ago
what muthafuggin breast test?! lmaoooooooo
OBFLIVE 1 year ago
Yeah old gitl was given the police summ!
chicitipretty13 1 year ago
Yeah old gitl was given the police summ!
chicitipretty13 1 year ago