Ronnie's best quotes

[lawandordersvu1000]

what the fiat!!! hahaha lmfaoo

[vasconvoltaMiss]

me me me me me me hahhahahaahhahaah

[kebabrullen121]

ronnies actually a funny guy, just that it gets overshadowed by the constant bitching and fighting sammie makes him go through

[ambh89]

mememememememe lol

[Oliviazcool]

lmfao 2:48

[sarcasticalot]

i need a mind condom because i'm being mind fucked!

[lolxxWoWxxlol]

3:30 what episode is this from?

[EnergyLovePassion]

@lolxxWoWxxlol Season 4 Episode 4

[joedog123456]

Ronnie says Snooki like "Schnookie"

[Gigi8877]

@joedog123456 I always noticed that too & thought it was really funny! Once him & J-Woww were talking & he said it like that & she mimiked him, it was hysterical. I don't think she meant too though b/c she usually says it right.

[SuperBell47]

Creepy patented move. <3

[lein1996]

WHAT THE FIAT hahahahhaaha

[MTCIsOver]

Im goin eat her alive bro!

[ChiChi4Life2012]

"I would send her a pic of my dick and bubblegum and be like chew on this." Best Line XD

[playstation31011]

2:17-2:22 AWKWARD 

[TEAMJACOB495]

PAUSE AT 2:49

[tehfuxx]

i died laughin when he said he had gumby ankles in the season thats on now

[chrisdelgado19]

Jersey Shore is so much better unsensored....

[roos301]

BURGEZZ FOR THE BOYZ GENIUS

[bluejoc]

LMAO 2:48

[MsKittyGoesMeow]

Single/Drunk Ronnie is best Ronnie

[bambooseal]

The fact that Ronnie's funny is overshadowed by the fact that he's been fighting with Sam for 500 seasons.

[jethrobodine011]

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO--SHUT UP!!!

[tito69god]

thats some funny ass shit right there!!!

[chiropractic1991]

this guy is possibly the biggest idiot alive.

[AFlyingBeagle127]

WHAT THE FEAOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LOL

[TheMryonyon]

wat the feaok

[breyerlover1290]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

[duhitsme9]

I didn't eat the cookie! hahahahaha!! best one yet.

[dgwear69]

ron will always be my favorite, kinda wish sam was never there so we would see more from him.

[RPogosian333]

0:44 BEST LINE EVER

[mizzShiv]

what the fiat :P

[shannonnkeeleyy]

just realised that Gaz and Charlotte in Geordie shore are just like Sammi and Ron.;L

[Silwerzz]

"Bitch, i cook you breakfast every morning when you wake up and you dont do shit for me. I mean what dont i do for Sam besides whipe her ass and breathe for her?" LMFAO BEST LINE XD

[maymayrayray12]

I love how at the begginning he says 'One rule, Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore' And thn the nxt clip is of him fighting with Sam x)

[Jenchixo]

@ 2:17 his puerto rican side came out!

[Jenchixo]

i love single ronnie <3

[cupcakeslolz]

Loll the end MEx10 loll and sams face

[nikeallstar211]

howd u get this uncensored it sais uncensored on netflix but it beeps the swears

[iiWuddles]

honestly i dont think sammi and ronni should be together..like for real...

[Jxrred]

Ron's actually funny as hell sometimes ahahahaha

[Xclusif0wneR]

WHAT THE FIAT?!

[QuapPac]

What episode is 1:26

[EnergyLovePassion]

@QuapPac Season 1 Episode 6

[wassssssupify]

what is the episode where ronnie punches that guy out?



[EnergyLovePassion]

@wassssssupify Season 1 Episode 9

[KevinGarnet911]

Chew on that! Lol

[angrysugarwaffle]

0:54 - 1:02 LOL!

[Azhsc93]

2:18 :D:D:D:D

[JerseyShorefan13]

2:51 XD LOL FUNNY

[AllStarComedian]

0:02-0:10 that's dat Denzel Washington shit. Lol

[laurawattam]

What is wrong with Ronnie's dancing xD

[Ubermens075]

anabolic wife beater. Anybody knows that you get a short fuse of anabolic steriods. 5 minute man and that includes getting undressed and dressed after that, he must be glad sam and Missy Elliott 1 minute man, also a steriod habbit, dropping your load quick.

[Ubermens075]

this dude took to many woman anabolics, because he acts like a bitch. Fag broke his number one rule for a skank and 3 seasons of fighting, i'm done this and that and in season for for like 3 episodes mike has a little drama and he's getting tired off it??? The hole focking house is getting tired of your sam drama faggot. And giving Jionni relationship advise ??? hahahaha this dude is a joke , just like that fake show wrestiling.

[silvinha516]

" i need a mind condom cause i'm beeing mind fucked!"

[hoirj]

What the FIAT!!!

[DushtinOfficial]

me me me me me me BEST!

[alphakennybodynow]

did anyone notice he pushed sam alot when he was about to fight mike

[hippityhoppityhope]

haha i would give her dick bubblegum lmao!

[ESchneider513]

That's one shot kid! One Shot Kid!

[izallG00d]

"what don't I do for Sam besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her" LMFAO dying

[demarkahs]

OMG EVERYTHING IS ABOUT FUCKIN SAM, &RONNIES FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP WHAT THE FIET!!!!

LMFAO!!!

[fattony123082]

@karlsmith00 OMG OMG OMG EVERYONE SAMMY IS KARLSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or probably a fat guy who lost a pizza shop to his lack of lazyness..

[Havefun88]

WHAT THE FIAT!

[Friggidyfresh09]

Ronnie is too REAL!!

[ruudddddd]

I would send her a picture of my dick and a pack of bubblegum, and say chew on this

[TheLaveigna]

Pauly D is the man!!!!!

[DrewMarieLove]

Me me me me me me me me me *sammie's face hahha:)

[SweetDivas]

OMFG !!!!! Minute 2:07 o.O Ronnie is so fucking HOT !!! i love him :) <3

[velocity246]

@SweetDivas I know. Ronnie is so hot

[illhart]

I like how most of the clips were dogging Sam. xD

[Mattulk]

me me me me me, me me me me! Shouts out RONNIE! TEXAS

[JeaLovee1569]

Ronnie Is So Fucking Gorgeous <3 yumm

[youthank8]

i would send her a picture of my dick in a pack of bubblegum and i would say chew on this.

[youthank8]

cry all you fuckin want. your tears don't mean shit to me.

YESSSSSSS

[wreckem881]

@youthank8 Dont mean DICK to me actually I think

[youthank8]

his nipples are pepperoni

[whatdafacundo]

WHAT The FIAT!?!

[TheXtremeGam3rz]

me, me, me, me ,me ,me ,me LMAOOO

[MyLola32]

"never fall in love in the Jersey show"

"i fucking love you"

o wow REALLY -_-

[DGKSoldur]

ronnie has to be the dumbest person on the show

[JD8184]

he is kinda hott

[Boredforver]

when ronnie was talking spanish i just laugh so hard my juice just slash all over my screen 

[MyHot20]

jersey shore

[lolamaria1678]

If snooki can do a pizza every1 can!!!!

[ThaKronicMan]

Ronnie said "I will give her dick and bubble gum, I will send a picture of my dick in a pack of bubblegum and say chew on this."

This man hilarious.

[floatingburrito]

"I don't like test" Oh really? You prefer Decca?

[CallMeBlackNig]

3 minute video of Ronnie, Snooki, and Vinny, and a 9 minute video for Pauly D! YEAHHHHHHH

[GLstar101]

"me, me, me, me, me, me." :D

[atltootles]

gosh he is mean to sam :(

[nickprezzo]

@atltootles good, she's the most annoying bitch on the planet.

[juudje62]

2:50 lol

[Mzappia1]

sam looks like hammered shit in that last scene...

[Tatayx0x0]

hahaha the bubblegum one made me LOL so hard

[kaylaann9795]

I didn't eat the cookie! LOL

[milad930]

Ronnie deserves better then that bitch!

[arelis14irm]

toma toma toma vien aki vien aki y toma lol pow haha

[Anniehook02]

@arelis14irm what does that mean?

[Dylansinvani]

Hhaha Ronnie is BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tonibabyz]

I wasnt really focuzsing on this till all i herd was.. me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me ROFL

[resoshen]

lol first to clips are the best. contradicting turd.

[LittlePritties]

2:48 LOL!!

[reinhart7500]

why is Ron being a shity person to sam a "best qoute"

[delhananov]

THUMBS UP FOR SINGLE RONNIE !!!! WE LIKE HIM BETTER

[BrainfuckEdits]

me me me me me me me me hahahhahhaaha

[IDevuhstate]

@BrainfuckEdits LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[maxvdvlugt]

"I dont move that fast on the first date" haha epic yeah ah yeah

[TheRuzzah]

2:09 Monkey on the loose

[Grapesmay]

notice how most of them are about Sammi

[GotoJoe]

Omg Ronnie looks just like Crixus from Spartacus a completely different version of him...... lmao.

[SoxStar89]

lol @ dick and bubblegum

[Djfreako1]

busted big time yeah yeah yeah XDDD LOL



[Morty562]

WHAT THA FIAT!! lmao xD

[pprreessttoonn112]

me

[mirandaeryn]

"I hope you have a fuckin' book for the apology you have to fuckin' write to me in the morning. Cry all you want, your tears don't mean shit to me."

this is the best thing Ronnie has ever said, the end.

[DMakeUpLover]

"toma toma ven aqui toma toma" hahahahahahahahaha

[DMakeUpLover]

The only rule is not to follow Ronnie's only rule!

[xs0heavenly]

What don't I do for Sam, besides wipe her ass and breathe for her? hahahahaha

[BigBearfromthe206]

Yeah they pretty much ruined seasons 2 and 3. If not for Pauly and Mike's outstanding personalities and ego's the whole show would have been cancelled because Sammi is the worst house member and Ronnie is too stupid to break up with the dumb cunt.

[ydoihaveaname]

me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,­me

[bbaabbeeyy1]

he's so annoying. him and sam should be shot !!

[m1shima93]

His main quote should be him crying

[youhan1234567]

what epesoid is 2:09 from >?

[dgajewski1]

where is "I'm the pimp daddy mac of this whole fucking place!" ????

[tp28t4ta]

Snook's keeping it in the family!

[hello2thekitty]

"WHAT THE FIATTT!!"

[94missmonroe]

get over it we need

friendly ass'wholes like ron

i mean who really wants to be in a room

full of bitchs #What The FIAAAT

[kiarrah0099]

THATS ONE SHOT.. THATS ONE SHOT.

-i love the funny ron.

[DangoxLily]

There's just some words you don't say to a woman. You don't say "You're being a f**cking c**nt* I've had my ex-boyfriend say to that to me over and over again, and now he's forever alone.

[carl1223]

@DangoxLily

Why are you so sure he's forever alone? You think youre the only girl out there? LOL He can find someone else. Lose that ego.

[DangoxLily]

@carl1223 What ego? Who're you to tell me to lose my "ego"? For your information, I wasn't being literal. Thank you.

[hylalp]

I don't like him, one moment he says to don't fall in lov on JS, than he's completely enslaved by the first girl who lives with him, he over reacted to anything she did

[r70stunna]

Sams such a nagging bitch

[KitStudios]

I hate Ronnie, he's my least favorite. He treats women with utter disrespect, and copies off his roommates, he needs to be his own person. And he needs to grow the fuck up and realize everything isn't about him, and that his life isn't so bad.

[iloveyhoujb]

Ahaha I lOVE Ronnie (:

[vr6hondaeatervr6]

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

[oliverbDER]

WHAT THE FIAAAAAT?!

[mukawera]

hahahahahaha ron is too funny

[CashManejj]

I hate tests dats y i never went to college LMAO

[fattony123082]

sammy is a cunt... ronnie would have not been in that second fight if it wasn't for her she is a loud mouth cunt...

[heyybunnyy10]

@fattony123082 lol they would've fought regardless, Mike and Ron have always bumped heads and besides that Mike lives to get into peoples shit and start problems

[fattony123082]

@heyybunnyy10  Thats true...

[DJJoeyEm]

@fattony123082 lol true bro but shes still fuckin bangin

[fattony123082]

@DJJoeyEm ehhh i've done better..

[MissNooNoo97]

@fattony123082 Calm down man!! there is children watch this!!

[jrhead6]

and 3:27

[jrhead6]

Best reaction 2:27-2:28 xD

[doooodemansprod]

what the FIAT!

[cupcake108100]

He's cute and everything but he should've called sammi a cunt

[reina83188]

@cupcake108100 sammi is kind of bitch though

[DASGURLZ]

2:50 <3

[alfredosgal]

This guy is an idiot. Plus, I love the way he makes the sign of the cross then says how they should torture any new roommates. My favorite quote is "be a woman, man up" They need a tutor in that house. I also love that he doesn't get "let go, let God." I'd say these two are perfect together. Ronnie hot? Puke. I'm sure there's lots of that going on.

[PurpleKiyaxoxoxo1234]

He Broke The First Quote..'!

[PDubbz725]

"I think they're going fishing tonight...probably scrape something off the boardwalk...."

[TiffIsBetta]

2:47

[bOorknow]

Hes so hot

[hellomotowoman]

"How you gonna stand there with the crumb on your lip like 'I didn't eat the cookie!" hahahaha!! <3

[MsKittyGoesMeow]

Dat dance @ 1:08 I FUCKING LOVE IT LMFAOOOOOO

[xkleinelauraa]

Sammi deserves it. she is so freakin irritating DAMM

[Josnake25]

COME AT ME BROOO, And ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME LOLLL

[MrsDarkMoogle]

the part where he is imitating angelina is missing :(

[KeleentProductions]

What the fiat!!

[MissinYouHoney]

WAY TO GO RONNIE SPEAK YOUR MIND



[JezzLovesBiebz]

''I need a mindcondom. Cause Im being mindfucked'' EPIC !

[lotuskiddo]

mememememememe

[xeffurlifex]

Besides whip her ass and breath for her

[BIGDAZR]

95% of these quotes were when ronnie is drunk

[mocbellini]

ronnie is so lame

[Budsmokerhaha]

IF SNOOKI CAN DO IT, WE ALL CAN DO IT!

[xJROMER0x]

"I would give her dick and bubble gum. I would send her a picture of my dick and a packet of bubble gum and tell her to chew on this" rofl ronnie fuckin kills me

[mrserinbieberxoxo]

what the FIAT!

[MsKrazy1000]

"We're back home &Sam's just tryna act like 'I didnt do anything' &its like dude you got fucking caught red handed, your hand was in the fucking cookie jar. Like how you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip &be like 'i didnt eat the cookie' " LMFAOOOOO

[lilmurphy01]

Ronnie tries too hard to be like Pauly D

[2Legit2QuitMe]

"What don't I do for Sam except wipe her ass for her." Haha.