Cardinal Fail

[Evanisawesome54321]

apparently this guy is "simply too old for the technique"

[mutasim0hourani]

what a dumb fucking STUPID asshole mother fucker bloody wanker plonker dumbfuck son of the bitch jerk-off sucker

[arifiosoneri]

It's a pure fail. No business with any religion.

[dragofercho]

religion it only takes one moron to pass it on XD



[CreamedCheesed]

Cardinal Fail living up to his name

[STAG162]

He's wearing pink, I believe it's not a cardinal fail but a bishop fail?

Still he's blind as fuck.

[Analdyse]

The real fail is the show and the moderator of it believe me

[thelol1759]

i dont understand this fail....

[currantbun2166]

@thelol1759 He was giving a blessing with what he thought was a holy water sprinkler, but it was actually a microphone and he wrecked it.

I can never remember, is a cardinal fail greater or lesser than a venal fail?

[faithless7]

Curse by Mr. Bean



[armageddonhusai]

hey man that was $200.00 dollars

[tastymuffin1]

THE POWER OF SONY COMPELLS YOU

[JamesIsKing30]

Just goes to show ya that the religious arent too bright ;-)

[Quarker99]

just imagine him baptising a baby lololol

[stud28gr]

hahahahahah

aaaaaaaaaaah whateveeeeeeeeeeer a mic a dick its all good

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

Then he molests a child.

[raph4485]

0:18 guy pulling mic away: "GODDAMNIT!!!!"

[ik1ik1ik1]

catholics...sigh they are used to holding tiny stuff... maybe thats why he got confused... if u get it thumbs up if u dont ur stupid

[TheLahness]

@ik1ik1ik1 I got it, but it was crap. I pretty much expected such a comment.

[ik1ik1ik1]

@TheLahness yeah kinda stating the obvious, i know, maybe i should have said something like : stupid dickhead thinks microphone is fking wand

[jcthejetplane16]

@ik1ik1ik1 haters gonna hate. haters should grow up and stop being douches.

[ik1ik1ik1]

@jcthejetplane16 omg its a joke relax the fuck out dude

[prettycolors2]

Does this make him an experimental musician now?

[MrsJahveli]

@prettycolors2

HAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD i think my water broke...

oh shit.

gtg!

[heeleyboy11]

@MrsJahveli Congratulations :)

[sungmoon1987]

Loved it! Praise be Christ for the sense of humours our blessed Cardinals have! Long Live the Pope!

[rangsit2008]

MOTHER FUCKER!!!! FALSE PROPHET WILL COME!!!!!!!

CHEERS.....

[XDarknessOfTheNightX]

lol. awww, poor guy XDD

[MataSantoS]

"let the Media Control You"

*AMEN

Spreads the holy wave.. xD

[MrSpinneroony]

Keeps Pressing 3 " Eeek, I'm fucked "

[EZL80]

So Mr. Beans up next.

[tristan88iffi]

THE MAN WITH A GREEN JACKET HE SAID OH FCUK MY FAVOURITE MIC

[s13carlo]

thats just plain ignorant =P

[anubis1974]

drunk:)

[link0zeldarulz89]

everybody makes mistakes

[DragonKiNG411]

I baptize Sony in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

[MusicZoneGermany]

Made in germany ;)

[studentquestor]

This is not a Cardinal. Judging from the color of his sash, skull cap, biretta, he is a bishop or an archbishop.

[WildBuck007]

Holy bajeezus batman. Is there any wonder why religion is failing. The man nearly shocked the shit out of himself XD

Cripes electricity and water mate. wtf is wrong with the guy?

[Ncnk1]

german?!

[ExtremeChillable]

If someone wants to know what the reporter said: The priest is just to old for the technoligy of the years in 1930

And it´s a show from germany in the TV, that show us many fails.

my english is terrible i think :D

[mrbarr911]

He knew water couldn't hurt the SM58 !

[1crazyUK]

الحمدلله اني مسلم

[jjija]

now! ill bless you with technology........ and there was ipod

[superbbsquad]

that'show they call reflex xp

[hanif12able]

what is his name ? Mr. Bean ? (look the fonts above that guy)

[LordDaelinProudmoore]

Stupid... typicall from Catholics!

[Zolega89]

What happened next? did he speak in that?

[FrankFrankFrankB]

He does something in his free time than molesting kids thats good....I guess.

[Benjamingutierrez408]

@FrankFrankFrankB I guess thats something you do

[rockonabc1]

And that's why we say religion is the opium of the people...

[GrlLeastLikelyTo]

@rockonabc1 Yeah, I think the padre was stoned.

[pepe7drum]

@GrlLeastLikelyTo ive been stoned dude and that shit never happened to me!

[peepeecannon]

@EvanBixbite why did this get so many thumbs up...it was retarded

[Ruberick28]

what the hell is the point of the extremely quick ads at the ends of all videos?

[Michael55443]

Mic: ruined.

[daretohaveorangehair]

That Guy was hammard!

[HerrXxVorragend]

translate= cardinal bakterius is too old for the technic of the 30's from the german show "upps die pannenshow" "whoops the bloopers show"

[kuntakentae]

Ah, religion you never cease to amaze me.

[freakystyley4000]

This is the funniest thing to happen to the Catholic church since anal sex with altarboys came into vogue!

[XxIVIonSteR]

That's what happens when you overdo the Christian sacrament

[h2rryp0tter]

silly Catholics

[j0nasfEy]

haahhaaha exited much!

[leivadaros]

i loled xDDDD

[singing4hope]

haha he was overexcited i suppose :)

[Krazy4lasers]

does the same job...

[jivediscodan]

what a dungus

[PointofFreedom]

That's not a cardinal. It's a bishop.

[maxstunner100]

That pullmetothesky dude sound like a complete moron...

[therealTOTOfan]

they actual fail was that he didnt rape a child..

no thats not funny!

muhahaha xD

[Zmaul93]

its from "Upps die Pannenshow" :)

[concept015]

Stoned pope :D

[hustler2406]

Damn it!! I just wanna read some funny comments but these people keep ruining it with their religious battles....leave the religious talk out of failblog please

[chosuriki]

lol dumbfuck Jew.

[tedtug]

@chosuriki umm that's a catholic priest

[EvilLurker121]

Even he had a smile.

[lammergier]

fucking hell. whatever happened to just laughing at the fail?! If Christians want to be Christians they can be Christians, and if Atheists want to be atheists so be it. Long as you're not hurting anyone, seriously who gives a fuck? Right .Rant over. Back to laughing at fails.

[gsucka]

@PullMeIntoTheSky Wha again..? Your whole beginning argument was about Christianity so how am I avoiding that by bringing up that topic? Logic fail Christ zombie, oh and also since when were Christians not harsh towards non-believers? As a person who grew up in strongly Christian family, I know the thoughts most Christians have about non-believers, none were positive let's just say that. So don't be a hypocrite, oh wait you're religious I forgot.

[ropzu]

@gsucka YES! AN ARGUMENT! CAN I JOIN? Let's go to a video where a black person appears and let's start an argument about racism! Let's go to a video where there's a gun and let's argue about war!

[gsucka]

@PullMeIntoTheSky Wha? None of that really was relevant to what I said, sounded like a complete scapegoat to avoid all of what I said, but that's okay. It always seems whenever Christians or any religious people are confronted about their ridiculous beliefs that they always just try to run around it without answering or taking into account that their belief system is full of bullshit and of course after ranting end with a God bless. Lame.

[gsucka]

@PullMeIntoTheSky Discounting evolution, believing the world is only around 7000 years old, discrediting science in multiple instances, voting Republican, believing all non-Christians are going to "hell", putting infinite belief and trust in an unseen diety and completely going along with a man written book that breeds loads of ignorance just because of a small hope for heaven and probably a fear of death without belief. All reasons why the common Christian deserves a facepalm in my opinion.

[gsucka]

Christians trying to understand modern technology fail*.

[inukag0]

wth?!hahaha...

[oneill787]

haha u genious

[TheCheezypineapple]

<------------ Dont click the name!!!!!!

[Ubermonkeh]

@TheCheezypineapple  Faggot

[Wehrhafter]

@woodyaan ...you know i was born 70 years to late, but U sir U were born about 700 years to late ;D

[Derethevil]

@woodyaan Good.. Now go home and rape your Kids.

[lamanogaucha]

I love the way he just shoves it in there will total intent. Fuuny stuff!

[HDSUYRT]

is he fool =o

[Squashedstrawberries]

dumb bitch.

[RobertSchmunk]

Upps die Pannenshow! =D

[Fajjani]

Was that god's will?

[KaktusKiler]

Does anyone know what the name of this guy is?

[Fistwagon]

This clip is supposed to be longer, he trips and starts sucking a little boy's penis after this.

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

too many shots backstage

[urgod78]

he was thinking about little boys...he got distracted

[joshduen]

CARDINAL( TALKING TO HIMSELF): wow! look how far technology has come! I can give a speech, and than i can bless them with HOLY water TOO!

[palexis2095]

Did the mic die?

[heinixxx]

in medieval mics were not known....

[channelhismojo]

This is your mind on religion

[Zer0Boy77]

the power of sony compells you.

[ThePandaX26]

@Zer0Boy77 hahahahaha

[WhenRome]

@Zer0Boy77 Lol

[humdrumfeast]

@Zer0Boy77 we need more commenters like you

[VicSkate]

the guy who took the mic out of him was like "wtf is this old man doing?!"

[xmucane123]

blessed microphone

[Ghul]

Pater Bakterius, the bakterian master

[llanto209]

the fail here is making fun of the priest i dont even find this funny i love GOD

[PatriaFinlandia]

Jesus surely loves technology? Wonder if He has vista

[kyleleslie2]

@PatriaFinlandia if he had vista then bill gates would be dead.

[PatriaFinlandia]

@kyleleslie2

Yup if Jesus had Vista, it would be perfect =D So it seems that He does'nt have Vista ;)

[xxXDCXxxx]

why did he think he was talking in to the water stick thing

[KHROMATICxKHAOS]

That microphone had it's last cry before it went into the holy water...

[skynord1995]

It's the name upside "Mr. Bean" ?

[2509maxi]

@skynord1995 yeah

[MrScruzzy]

@skynord1995 a german tv announcement that mr bean will be next:D

[ILGAR93]

he just baptised that microphone!

and they say religious ppl are intolerant against technology. pfft

[rocketballa4life]

@Mog087 ugo away

[elvenmage271]

The war against techology........theres no winner just lots of wet eletronics =(

[dreadbet]

what retard.

[wmskifire11]

that was cute

[123seal]

God Bless the Mic!!

[jatv1994]

Cardinals must get out more of their homes.

[iScoPerZTuRtLeS]

how retarded can you be 

[36mofia33]

@iScoPerZTuRtLeS he is a oldd man i woould expecct you to understand and out of repect for a man of the cloth but your probibly ro inmature to understand if i were you id be saying my hell maries

[NayrNitsuj]

@36mofia33 ~ Out of respect for a man of the cloth? Is it more mature then to give someone respect based on the clothes they are wearing / imagined Gods they profit from...? Maybe learn how to spell the word before trying to understand it completely...baby steps, I'm just saying!!

[36mofia33]

@NayrNitsuj sorry i dont know englisch that well...

[NayrNitsuj]

@36mofia33 ~ It would appear that way, wouldn't it...what a fucking nob. I don't speak Korean which is why I don't get online and have conversations with people that speak Korean.

[36mofia33]

@NayrNitsuj raisit to wow i underestimated the amerikaner people im deutsch idiot i would ask before blindly insulting someone

[NayrNitsuj]

@36mofia33 ~ How is what I've said racist? I know this is going to be a difficult task for you as nothing I've said is racist but do the best you can.

[sargentgta]

@36mofia33 Arguments on Youtube are like the Special Olympics, you may win, but your still a retard.

[pedreschi23]

@sargentgta

people who repeat shit the heard from other youtubers are retarded

[rha101]

It's back to Bishop for you.

[solosroce]

in soviet russia, people do cardinals' job for you

[jakeneko]

what art thou talking stick doing here?

[elephantom8]

that's one frazzled cardinal

[Finixx240901]

Holiest microphone ever!

also broken :(

[dedadoe]

WHAHAHA XD

[PhantomLyric]

"Your not doing it right."

[MrRakija99]

Pater Backterious ! lmao

[DaOneToRuleDaWorld]

At the top does that say "JETZT (NOW): Mr Bean"?

[NiteStarGirl]

@DaOneToRuleDaWorld yes, it does.

[kyatisback12]

@DaOneToRuleDaWorld yes 'cause the up coming show is mr. bean

[DaOneToRuleDaWorld]

@kyatisback12 Haha! xD That's funny

[sharki9876]

well atleast he smiled at the end

[NoodleBoy26]

LOLL!

[zanikan]

I love how the guy holding the water just watched him do it in disbelief

[Gi4x]

@lucernrox haha :D

[LanceMurtagh]

@lucernrox

Dry dumbass.

[lucernrox]

@LanceMurtagh blow me bitch.

[LanceMurtagh]

@lucernrox

Only if it's a two-for-one deal with your mum included.

[lucernrox]

@LanceMurtagh oh here come the mom jokes!! How very 3rd grade of you Lance. 80 people can't be wrong, so I again say to you BLOW ME BITCH

[LanceMurtagh]

@lucernrox

Again I ask you, is your mum included? Because then, and only then, will I ever consider blowing you

[lucernrox]

@LanceMurtagh Wow you're a persistent little oaf, but such is the case of a child's limited capacity. When you can reply with a more clever statement than your paltry mom jokes, I'll give you a response.

In the meantime, take your Zovirax, a person with your condition shouldn't go around sucking so much dick.

[PsychShock]

@lucernrox I'm sorry bud, but you can't say he is immature because he uses your mum jokes, when you say "BLOW ME BITCH". That's just embarrassing.

[lucernrox]

@PsychShock it's just a taste of his own medicine, or yours, just in case you're the same person with a pseudo-profile. Like I said b4, 80 people can't be wrong, and why the hell does my comment attract so much attention when there are dozens of others saying the same thing? And why r u taking it so personal? U have nothing better to worry about?

[PsychShock]

@lucernrox I think you're looking a bit too in depth here mate. I don't even know what you guys are arguing about, so I'm pretty unbiased here.

Also, about the psuedo profile thing? He can't use anything other than unjustified insults (which I am warning you against) and I am not, there is your proof.

[lucernrox]

@PsychShock I'm not insulting you, you should read his other comments on other videos, you'll be quite shocked at how far stupidity can take a person.

[PsychShock]

@lucernrox I will take your word for it :)

[tedtug]

@LanceMurtagh lame

[lucernrox]

@tedtug extremely lame, but don't blame that oaf, mom jokes just arrived in Australia. It's like when the 90's barely arrived there in 2005. A decade from now he'll be making those retarded chuck norris jokes and have a feeling of a wonderful accomplishment on his pimply face.

[tedtug]

@lucernrox lol

[MeagainstYou1]

LOL

[geniusjas87]

May you all be blessed with technology

[drunkenn1nja]

The mic was possessed by a micraphone demon.

[sOlidsnakE327]

how about that? soaking a mic into holy water?

lol

[chropose]

OMG!

super faiL!!!!

[joc95]

for a second i thought this vid was about peado preists

[bhabyangel96]

i guess that's why they always use a mic stand.. lol

[anonnemus]

so THIS is why they preach faith instead of science!