SPEEDUP(Lady Gaga - Scheibe/Scheiße/Scheisse) w/lyrics

[hitomay26]

i dont speak german but i can if u like.. :DD

[TheBoinkWich]

Das Lied ist der totale Hammer und die Funny Bot Folge von South Park ebenfalls !!!

[LadyRainbowDelia]

love this song!

[MrEurovisionSong2011]

Scheiße = Shit :D

[good2btheking]

I dont speak German but i like this song.

[MrDownstairs1]

wow ihr deutsch haut mich um xD

[mamkf13]

ach du scheiße

[Artinspiredby]

Reminds me of Charlie Chaplins "german"

[thedeathmetal27]

fuck you theres no lyrics. DISLIKE

[HausOfU]

@thedeathmetal27 the lyrics are in the discription .__.

[astra1232]

ich finde dieses Lied hamma!

[astra1232]

but i understand it. ich verstehe alles GaGA :)

[WeCatchingFire]

Please, don't say this song is called Scheibe, Shiebe oder Scheide.

Scheibe in German = glass panel

Scheide in German = Vagina

Thank you.

[Yoyoredman]

It's pronounced "Shiza"

[MoreImbaThanYou]

She's got hair in her mouth.

[Moreaccounts1]

She Can Not Speak german But She Says "i can if You like" Meaning i'll Make Up Some Random Words That Sound German And You can believe It :)

[WazzuppMusic]

To be honest, I prefer it transposed into this key :)

[WazzuppMusic]

Her makeup artist needs to take an arrow to the knee...

[MrTimpetu81]

SH-I-ZZZ-E - that's it... shizze

[MrTimpetu81]

This song in the ears of a german:

Ich blablabla,

Es blablabla,

Aus-bla aus-blabla bla,

Fräulein blablabla.

Scheiße = shyce, shaize - VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE! (type the upper cased in the google translator...)

[DaFawky]

"I don't speak German but I wish I could" lol

[DirtyBubbleGum]

0:14 Arschgewichtblase!

Wenigstens ein deutsches Wort, das ich verstehe xD

[joseqpadre]

i can't wait to hear this sh!t on the radio lolz :3

[xAyaLollikies]

Scheiße translates into Shit XD LOL THERE ARE KIDS LISTENING TO THIS

[cessyS93]

scheiße be mine!!! das ist mal n statement

[ForeverYoung1516]

All I know is it means "shit" in german..so I don't quite understand the message?

[Bastiii1990]

@ForeverYoung1516

I'm German.

"Scheiße" means "crap", but it can also used for "shit".

[ForeverYoung1516]

@Bastiii1990  same thing? lol

[jewelcaseface]

This is my favorite song next to judas oh and bad romance... Oh and telephone... Oh and pokerface

[01187s]

The top comments about women power are trying too hard.

[shuTKdiamond]

Monstère... Hmhm... In french : Monstre.

But i like this song :)

[chivololo101]

SCHEIBE YEAHHHHHHH



[Agarz2002]

Weird......

[Gageschamehorn]

Asian china chink cunt ßitch

[Msshushu11]

Weiß die ärmste was die da labert? :D



[xxStevenNguyenxx]

sorry. im asian. iDo not understand. xD

[XDSteffi13XD]

what did she say ?? O.O

i understand nothing!?

I'm from germany...

[xXNikTheStrangeXx]

It's a language she made up. It's slightly German a little french and also nothing you've ever heard.

[96bornthisway]

Is the German not right because she says she cant speak German? I don't understand why it's wrong

[Simvideomaker]

fuck >.<

she say's "i don't speak german, but i can if you like"

so stop ride "its not german"

[MsLuvlybaby]

Love lady gaga, wish I culd see her in concert

[Matthew9818]

Rave Orientated! I love Gaga! How sad am I that I blew her a kiss when I went to see her! Lol

[ezzeyG3]

you guys do know that shes not actually speaking German right? its faux because she cant even speak German ^^

[Justlaugh1206]

What language is that???

[Daaaaviid94]

@Justlaugh1206 Gaga said this is false german

[marybat01]

@Justlaugh1206 the language of gaga

[YourStageProductions]

Making a Video To This Coming Out October 5th

Preview on My Channel

[bu11com]

Why do you all act like you know German just because the title it spelled wrong? She says in the lyrics "I don't speak German but I can if you like" It's not meant to be fluent German!!!!!!! She's apparently talking to someone who is giving her bullshit (Scheisse) but that word really doesn't mean anything in particular. It can be shit, bullshit, crap etc...

Stop acting like you know German. I bet some of you would think Deutsch is a misspelling of the word Dutch.

[youaremybestofjoy777]

i LOVE this song

[beyotchplez]

I Sounds Better Sped Up. Still In LOVE With The Song Tho!♥♥♥♥

[izy12345678910]

*reply. Thank you for reading

(sorry. I got cut off)

[izy12345678910]

@LadySpyogenes well, that is true. I wasn't referring to the people who don't like her music. Rather, I was referring to the people who don't look past her religion or beliefs or even her appearance. I was asking the people who hate her for her appearance and music videos. Those people say that she is the devil. I was simply asking why those people have to judge her for beliefs. Some people are just to blinded by appearance and cannot see the beauty in her true self. But i do appreciate the rep

[izy12345678910]

As I stare at the picture of GaGa on the screen fade away, I think to myself "How many more songs does she have to write, to show you how beautiful of a person she really is?". Well she doesn't seem to be the kind of person who gives a fuck what people think of her, but I still don't see why so many people don't like her music. Some people will never hear the pure essence of beauty that she creates.

[LadySpyogenes]

@izy12345678910

some people simply don't like her style of music (personally she's one of my favorite artists); but people have different tastes. i mean, i can't stand rap music while other people love it. it doesn't mean the artist/group is trash or anything.

[jacobehhh]

Its not German, it's majority of jibberish, thus why it rhymes.

This is why she says, 'I can't speak German but I can if you like,'

It's simply her making it up as she goes along, just so that she 'sounds' German...

[video752]

i don't understand this foreign language..is it German?

[MsFly1311]

i loove it *_*

[Ruky11]

@idkwhatyours

Are you fucking retarded? Scheiße means Shit/Damn it in german. Scheibe means disc.

[idkwhatyours]

they say she speeks though the devil scheibe means devil in german but idk 0-0 with out the devil ya

[idkwhatyours]

they say she speeks though the devil scheibe means devil in german but idk 0-0

[RiiiiAh]

is this the gagalanguage ?! :)

und scheiße be mine ist irgentwie voll unlogisch ?!

[catycatgrr97]

This is so not German O_O

[Lettumi]

This is Garman.

[IndieLuvs]

the whole german thing being wrong is kind of the point, dears...

[oliviaisrandom326]

This song is so cool

[alexgit99]

Ich bin mir absolut klar, jetzt kommt ein ander Monster.

Als wie als können mich fragen, begonnen uns ander bär.

Ich bin mir absolut klar, jetzt kommt dad(das)Oster Monster.

Als wie als können mich fragen, Frolein we should be glad?

Was ist das für Deutsch??

[airflightA]

das is 100 % SCHEISSE!!!!



[DJkitty0012]

it's not even german >.> ..only shceiße, and other than that, fraulein and i think ich....not sure.. i don't know much german, concidering i am german...and there's no lyrics in da vid liek it says...o nvm! the lyrics r in da description - i forgot

[Nutzername92a]

What the fuck?! ... "Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen fräulein uske-be clair" ... the only German words in this are "Ich" and "Fräulein" and of course "Scheiße" ;-)

The rest is a creepy mix of French, Italian, Turkish and invented non-sense words.

[dontchawonder]

OH. OH. OH. I get it.

[SingerSister111]

On the second verse it's not Schieße Be mine it's bullshit be mine. I'm not wrong.

[ScheisseBeMineTV]

@PatitoFeoFanss Scheisse is right too ;) (Scheiße/Scheisse)

[zeddrick08]

where's the lyrics you moron..!!!

[AlexFilmsFR]

@zeddrick08 On the description. :)

[thepicolover]

It's about "women power". She uses fake German in the song making us think it's real German - (fooling men) - a woman's power to deceive. "I'll take you out tonight, say whatever you'd like" - she'll say whatever men want to hear but in truth she's fooling them and mocking them.

Don't mess with Gaga, guys!

[steflinkinpark]

She is just trying to give messages, she is not joking with german.

[Tyiedren]

Yeah its not dutch idk what it is but its hella good :P

[oezi1972]

"?"!!! well... i guess this lyrics are a mystery Ö.ö

[woundedsanity]

speed up?? i dont wanna hear the original!

[watcherinyou]

bei 1:23 

[watcherinyou]

singt sie nach dem Refrain "verdammte Scheiße"? :)

[iXloveXconverse]

Eurgh the sped up version is even more eargasmic! ♥

[xGymCouture]

What does the german mean?

[herican90]

@xGymCouture well it´s not german :) I dont know if its maybe is dutch, or if is just som random "words" who doesnt mean anything she just put together

[BaiiBlazex3]

@herican90 It's German and what she's saying is really stupid.

[herican90]

@BaiiBlazex3 ja was sagt sie denn XD?

[lisagracewantsyou]

@BaiiBlazex3 What's she saying?



[Jubra2009]

@herican90 It is definitly not Dutch.....I think she is just joking with us:-)

[BaiiBlazex3]

@xGymCouture I make myself clear, I wear the name Monster.

[mrsslideshow]

Scheiße means "Shit" ... Hmmmm... ?

[afzalmiah67]

i just want to know... how do you type the b looking letter in sheibe? nice song though and it sounds good sped up

[bunnehsrus]

@afzalmiah67 you write 'ß' as 'ss'

[DaaVeex]

So mal Grüüße aus der Schweiz . x) Ich maag das Lied total :) Weil es nicht immer English ist.

Und genau so versuchte auch Lady Gaga ein Lied zu Mixen mit verschiedenen Sprachen, dass genau ihr drüber Diskutiert was es bedeuten soll ;D Genial GaGa ! :)

[CupPandaaa]

So cool song! I ♥ you, Lady GaGa!

[mksmarissa99]

Lol she is such a freak but i love her songs! -3!!! I mean she is so unique only somebody with a creative mind would speak french and german in her songs, and dress so freakishly.

[Sion6]

I think I'll put the sped up version on my iPod. This is the jam. Lol. Thanks for the MP3.

[PatitoFeoFanss]

Is Scheiße!! Not Schiebe/Schieße/Schiesse

[timarmstrong666]

@PatitoFeoFanss thats the different ways of spelling it honey. trust me, this slut would know (me)....hellz ya to lady gaga

[Midnightflowerthorn]

@PatitoFeoFanss Silly! A lot of people don't know how to make the esset character on the keyboard!

[PatitoFeoFanss]

@Midnightflowerthorn ok ok...

[Midnightflowerthorn]

@PatitoFeoFanss Not being mean or anything, just trying to keep that in mind!

[minkso97GAGAFAN]

@PatitoFeoFanss it can be Schiebe/Schieße/Schiesse, these are 'Alternate Legal Titles' as these names are registered on BMI

[wwwBixxTk]

@PatitoFeoFanss Yeah but I don't have such a key on my keyboard ....

[moneylover214]

she is pure GENIUS,

mixing different languages together.

only she knows what it means

just another way of her showing her artistic value♥♥♥♥♥♥

[H2ojustaddwaterGurl1]

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

Es kumpent madre monstère,

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

Begun be üske but-bair.

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

Es kumpent uske monstère,

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

Fräulein uske-be clair.

[Nessielikescookies]

this is to 100% not german! I'm from germany and i don't understand anything :OO

[telebyful]

@Nessielikescookies Well we're sorry she speaks English!

[john3000931]

@Nessielikescookies Thats because she "can't speak German"

[thepicolover]

@Nessielikescookies lol thats why she said she can't speak german

[mysticalchoclate]

@Nessielikescookies Thats because she doesn't speak german, shes just making it up xD

[bonita82]

@Nessielikescookies it's gibberish that is reminiscent of the german language is all. She wrote this after she went to a club in germany

[DS4Live]

@Nessielikescookies this is really german :D but she can't speak german ... ! I understand everything ...

[pelapazz]

@DS4Live Can you translate?. Gaga sometimes sings in Spanish, that's my native language and she can't speak it too.

[pelapazz]

@Nessielikescookies Gaga already said that.

[11fireninja]

@Nessielikescookies Thats cuz not all of its German. There's a teeny bit of Spanish, French, and some other crap. Thats why you don't understand it...

[METRIC12345]

@Nessielikescookies Haha yeahh youre right. She said in an interview that the "german" is fake besides schiesse

[orbiblack]

@Nessielikescookies I am not the united states and i not understand

nobody understan

[rheurhon14]

@Nessielikescookies it's because it really isn't German. The song is about "women power". She uses fake German in the song making us think it's real German - (fooling men) - a woman's power to deceive.

Oh mama monster, you're a genius.

[01187s]

@rheurhon14 you're trying too hard. lol

[VlogginMalex]

@Nessielikescookies SHE SAYS SHE DOESNT SPEAK GERMAN!!

[penisdirt321]

@Nessielikescookies yep also german and cant understand a thing she says. Still my love her and this song though.

[Alanmarconi31]

@Nessielikescookies you dumb bitch! obviously she has an accent stupid! is like you if you try to speak italian or french you'll have an accent!

[Pirito716]

@Nessielikescookies the record people say tht she is speaking german...in a french accent :D

[Daaaaviid94]

@Nessielikescookies Gaga said this is false german

[Ka1um]

@Nessielikescookies Hence "I dont speak German, but I can if you like."....

[tonyh13]

@Nessielikescookies She does not speak German :(

[manpaisa92]

@Nessielikescookies I guess she is saying the truth when she says she doesn't speak German lol

[txkone]

Sliding? I will be your Sliding O.o Thats the only German bit. The rest is russian/italian/greek.etc. (European)

[MrJonoWallwork]

I don't speak German, but I can if you like.

OWWWWWW!!!

[DethklawExodus]

there should be a Rammstein MIX

[BlakkrVatn]

@DethklawExodus i dont think pop, is quite their cup of tea... but hey, takes all kinds...

[TheZaq0908944]

Schieße IS WHAT ? ? I DON'T NO - -

[lovebunny740]

@TheZaq0908944 Schieße means shit in German

[TheZaq0908944]

@lovebunny740 OK! I KNOW.THANK YOU.

[LadyGaGafan676767]

lol Scheißemeans shit in german she wants shit to be hers

[PrianaShow1010]

I N E E D To BUY Her ALBUM !!!D;

[GAXxJUNAIDxXGA]

i love gaga but i just dont like the eye on the right side sort of top where the veiws are

[alli715293]

i wonder how you u do tht b??? hmmm

[IcyasIce]

@alli715293 copy and paste. btw, its a double ss.

[ubberrshyanneee]

she said that its fake german on an interview because when people bring her down (because the song is about women empowerment all she hears is bla bla bla

[GracefullyExpensiveK]

I like this song, but it's crappy German. I thought that Schieße wasn't pronounced with a B, but with a double s, hence the ß.

[jerrywayne93]

@GracefullyExpensiveK It is and she doesn't pronounce it with a B. It's not German, she's making up her own language.

[tatuyugipiulover]

sounds good but not as good as the original

[IcyasIce]

@tatuyugipiulover Thissss iss thee original .

[tatuyugipiulover]

@IcyasIce nop no sounds the same as in the cd

[IcyasIce]

@tatuyugipiulover So thiss iss dee original .

[TOxNEVERxANDxBACK]

if sheiße means shit then... the lyrics don't make sense... when she says "sheiße be mine"

[Zunecrazy]

@TOxNEVERxANDxBACK The lyrics are fragmented German at best. Only the first part "Ich schlieben austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstere" is German. It means "It is very clear to me, I have the name mother monster" the rest is BS and only sounds like it could be German.

[TheGreatestH]

hahah, she sounds so cute *^_^*

[mattmagbanua7]

can anyone translate what she's saying in german?

[CelestialLamour]

@mattmagbanua7

She's speaking german gibberish, hence the part "I can't speak german, but I will if you'd like".

Gaga is just faking german. There are some german words in there like "ich".

[SuperMonster90210]

BELLA...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[love69march]

@123MONSTERME lmao(: i love her too!(: idk why ppl always hate on her "/ oh well ima marry her sum day >.<

[fheihfifhidfhidf]

Schiebe means sliding in enligsh. FOR PROOF GO TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE WRITE Schiebe AND THEN CLICK TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH

[HomedoggYeahh]

@fheihfifhidfhidf it's sheiße not sheibe. sheiße means shit because the ß stands for two s' not a b.

[RawrishRawrify]

@HomedoggYeahh ß <--- thats an esst ( the correct name for the symbol that stands for 2 s"s in German )

[fndamntallyLoathsome]

I made a lyrics video with your speedup, hope you guys like it =)

[TheTheFaga]

I love the song haha it a good song plp should by the album :)

[Dr3amstate]

Second line of text should be - "Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent unste monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen fräulein uske-be clair" - Not "madre monstère" - Listen and you'll find that I'm right :/

[123MONSTERME]

THIS SONG TITLE MEANS SHIT IN GERMAN ,AND ITS PRONOUNCE AS :

Shy-say :) looked it up in google translate

[love69march]

She's "I don't speak german, but I wish I could!" Lmao(: she's the best love u lady gaga!

[123MONSTERME]

@love69march I Know !!!! lol :D that was sooo cute i just wanna squishh her <<3333 lol I LOVE GAGA!

[Bubbastyle91]

Schieße i luv it so much ;)

[NiNJASMUUCH]

It's supposed to sound like " I wish we all can be blind so life can be easier out there "

[ticklemaya146]

Its German!

[Gaga4Perry]

i thought it sounded funny........

[manicnoize]

shit turned into more shit.