"Grindewald and I...we go way back. He was an evil bastard, but I loved him. I loved him so much. He proof-read my novel. He liked it! ...He was the only one."
"he talks about ron and harmony and the stone and nick flannel and valmart and fathers and the way fathers can show up on the back of peoples' heads even when you least expect it, but harry is way beyond that."
Your dad and I, we go way back. He was an evil bastard, but I loved him. I loved him so much. He proof read my novel, he liked it. He was the only one.
And Dumbledore, the scavanger, takes his jelly beans. Harry doesn't care.
i think its an older version, or a newer version of wizard people that i listened to while watching the movie today. but in the end of this scene, he says "dumbledore the scavenger, took all the red ones of the jelly beans. and harry just doesnt care", or something like that in the version i heard. either way, its still funny as hell!!
he then goes on to wonder and worry about his mother, and whether or not his mother will return to earth in the form of a gas, and show up on some lady's head, and go crazy for obtaining some powerful stone... but anyway.
"He then goes on to wonder and worry about his mother, and whether or not his mother will return to Earth in the form of a gas and show up on some lady's head and goes crazy for obtaining some powerful stone. But anyway."
"Your dad and I go waaay back. He was an evil bastard, but I loved him. I loved him soo much. He proofread my novel. He lied to me! He was the only one."
It really is a bitch when people's fathers appear on the back of heads when you least expect it...
chiefsfan713 3 months ago
He proofread my novel. He liked it... he was the only one...
FatsDomino64 3 months ago
holy fuck people stop posting quotes. we get it, it was funny...when HE said it - not when you say it
YouSirAreNoob 4 months ago
@YouSirAreNoob I actually really like it...
Barapotamus 2 months ago
@Barapotamus idc
YouSirAreNoob 2 months ago
There are flowers and cards from president, and queens, and diplomats, and Harry yawns and picks up his glasses.
rovert28 5 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
Every time he says "Nick Flannel" I crack up. It doesn't take much to make me laugh..
ginnymp 6 months ago
"Grindewald and I...we go way back. He was an evil bastard, but I loved him. I loved him so much. He proof-read my novel. He liked it! ...He was the only one."
wanderlustwarrior 6 months ago 2
"But harry is way beyond that, he just wants to kick back a few cold ones. And get through finals."
vvitsianvv 10 months ago 3
He seems pleased....Like a man can seem pleased.
VivaLaUsername 10 months ago 3
Well this one was depressing
MisterCaptainDamnit 1 year ago
He proof read my novel; he liked it... he was the only one...
savagepatches 1 year ago 4
Quintessental...quintessential.
caitxchaos 1 year ago 3
"... but Harry is way beyond that. He just wants to kick back a few cold ones, and get through finals!"
spicychicken2 1 year ago 5
"near-dead, and beautiful..." I love the way he says that.
hiddenexit 1 year ago 7
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"and the way fathers can show up on the back of people's heads even when you least expect it"
I know man, fucking tell me about it
blufire1111 1 year ago
Oh, I remember these! Why did Neely never do this for Chamber of Secrets or the other books? These were/are beyond epic.
NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV 1 year ago 2
"he talks about ron and harmony and the stone and nick flannel and valmart and fathers and the way fathers can show up on the back of peoples' heads even when you least expect it, but harry is way beyond that."
love2plysoftbll 1 year ago 7
and how fathers can show up on the back of peoples heads when unexpected...
dylanbobby1 1 year ago 2
THIS is the best one. They're all great.
iridescentgreen 1 year ago
@iridescentgreen The best one is either 19 or 26 as far as I'm concerned.
ThatWasFred 1 year ago
Your dad and I, we go way back. He was an evil bastard, but I loved him. I loved him so much. He proof read my novel, he liked it. He was the only one.
And Dumbledore, the scavanger, takes his jelly beans. Harry doesn't care.
ginnyharryfan22 1 year ago 11
Harry and Man Horse= OTP
spagerbot 1 year ago 5
Your Dad and I—we go way back. He was an evil bastard. But I loved him. He proofread my novel.
Lullaby0407 1 year ago 5
harry...just doesnt.......care. lol haha
FreshNapp 2 years ago
For Harry, God is no thing to worry about!
jamie33190 2 years ago
i think its an older version, or a newer version of wizard people that i listened to while watching the movie today. but in the end of this scene, he says "dumbledore the scavenger, took all the red ones of the jelly beans. and harry just doesnt care", or something like that in the version i heard. either way, its still funny as hell!!
monketron 2 years ago
And the way fathers can show up on the back of people's heads when you least expect it.
SubtleDerision 2 years ago 8
he then goes on to wonder and worry about his mother, and whether or not his mother will return to earth in the form of a gas, and show up on some lady's head, and go crazy for obtaining some powerful stone... but anyway.
omg, i love this movie!
randomjuff 2 years ago 6
This is the best chapter ever. I can't stop laughing!
buzzhonky 2 years ago
We Are Wizards is finally available on Netflix to watch instantly. And it is wonderful. That is all.
DCProductions2 2 years ago
Like a man can seem pleased
mybrainhumor 2 years ago 3
Dumbledore, a scavenger, takes his jelly beans. Harry doesn't care.
NightmarishGuy 2 years ago 9
dumbledoors jelly beans lol
wolvesnfoxes 2 years ago
"They continue to chat about death, and stones, and next year, and whether or not they plan to replace that one teacher that turned into ash"
CottenCandyPrincess 2 years ago 49
"He proof read my novel... He liked it... He was the only one..."
Rowynnsaurus 2 years ago 13
"in walks dumbledore. Near dead, and beautiful" Best chapter
shetbagbetch 2 years ago 8
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heliphino 2 years ago
"...and the way fathers can show up on the back of people's heads even when you least expect it."
XXD!
KawakamiTomie 2 years ago 13
"He then goes on to wonder and worry about his mother, and whether or not his mother will return to Earth in the form of a gas and show up on some lady's head and goes crazy for obtaining some powerful stone. But anyway."
taybyers 3 years ago 14
"In walks Dumbledore, near dead and beautiful..."
"quintessental...quintessential"
BAHAHAHAHA
iloveoperons 3 years ago 8
"I loved him so much...he proofread my novel..." Randomly enequitable, LOL. One of manys favourite lines!
ManWhoLovesTheMary 3 years ago 5
..and harry just doesnt care.
casey11592 3 years ago 3
"i loved him, he proofread my novel. he liked it... he was the only one..."
btw i think harry's got a crush on the man horse, he keeps talking about him
MischaArielle9000 3 years ago 6
"Your dad and I go waaay back. He was an evil bastard, but I loved him. I loved him soo much. He proofread my novel. He lied to me! He was the only one."
XDDD
Stereochrome 3 years ago 4
He seems pleased...like a man seems pleased.
Harry just wants to kick back a few cold ones and make it through finals.
LoonyLuna08 3 years ago 5
he proof read my novel lol
laxh4x7 3 years ago 4
harry just doesn't care...
alien3456 3 years ago 5
Dumbledore, the scavenger, takes his jelly beans. Harry...just doesn't care.
casemeister338 3 years ago 61
how father's can show up on the back of people's heads when you least expect it.
fishdude77 4 years ago 10
...but Harry is way beyond that. ;)
SnoggingPicard 3 years ago 2
He proofread my novel...
glompedbybunnies 4 years ago 11
He liked it...he was the only one.
unicuber 3 years ago 13
In walks Dumbledore, near-dead and... beautiful~~!
GloriaMonday 4 years ago 9
he talks about fathers, and how fathers appear on the back of people's heads when you least expect it.
mizusajt 4 years ago 13
"He proof-read my novel... he liked it!"
Trookieness 4 years ago 8
He was the only one....
unicuber 4 years ago 14
brad neely called dumbledores gayness
Knorriega 4 years ago 8
ur dad and i go way back. he was an evil bastard, but i loved him.... i loved him so much. omg this is fuckin gold
nukkia 4 years ago 4
kick back a few cold ones and get through finals...
sounds perfect. =)
SommerMarie 4 years ago
I love how his voice is so calm after using alot of emotion in the other chapters. I love these videos!
65Marie 4 years ago 2
Dumbledore, the scavenger, takes his jellybeans.
dwicky 4 years ago 5
xDDDDDDD make more!!!
appleslime 4 years ago
I loved him so much. He proofread my novel. He liked it. He was the only one.
pinkisevul 4 years ago
But for Harry God is no thing to worry about
lol
pinkisevul 4 years ago 2
how bored do you have to be to make this?
dude ive watched it all and i love it so muuuch.
hahhahaa.
danifacciolli 4 years ago 2