David Cross vs. Heckler in Atlanta, GA - 10.17.09

[shmayy]

fuck i cudnt really hear anything wish there was subtitles

[therealplease]

You see a random comment with 23 thumbs up just like the top one here. Then go to find out why this is, it's usually not even something worth thumbing up in the first place. fuck me

[bht97]

Yeah, the guy in the 3,000 dollar suit is gonna let David Cross own him.

[DefWish]

The heckler sounded like Gob at first.

COME ON!

[informationplz]

Isn't he from Atlanta? 

[ShereKhan9001]

"Boo-Urns" -Hans Moleman???????

[canilive0102]

I can't hear shit.

[66605777]

He lost his virginity to a black prostitute...What he couldn't afford a white one?

[dbgelman]

@66605777 best comment i've seen on here

[archyteckie08]

I wouldn't consider being white "lucky." If anything its more of a guaranteed way to be an extremely boring and conventional individual. It's extremely rare to met an interesting white person over the age of 30. By then they're just sheep getting opposed daily, not by the blacks, but their rich white blue-bloods bosses who overwork them and bankers killing them with high interest rates.

[jono11]

@archyteckie08 Wow, you must be the most onerous person to hang out with. You have no idea how to respond to humor. You're probably a very boring person. Or, a very "white and over 30" person, I guess is how you'd put it.

[circusmonkey10]

@archyteckie08 That's an awfully stupid and racist thing to say. 

[checkoutgirl]

@archyteckie08 I'm wondering if your comment is racist, stupid, a generalisation or all three. Anyone Caucasian over 30 years old is boring. Just American white people or white people in England, Ireland, Holland, Sweden, Canada, Australia and everywhere else ? Are you an African American with a US education and no passport and even less intelligence and common sense. Do you stand by your comment that white folk over 30 are sheep or have you thought better of it ?

[disintegrator69]

I don't agree with your politics, Mr. Cross...but you are a funny bastard.

[The72koenig]

AND ALSO...FUCK YOU!!!

[PaladinHero]

Goddamn, I sometimes forget what an irredeemable shithole Atlanta is.

[Uhhlaneuh]

Can someone repeat what the Heckler was saying? I couldn't hear it cause of the quality.

[rightwing52000]

@Uhhlaneuh I was having trouble with it also but I'm pretty sure he was criticizing Cross for promoting his book at Barnes and Noble, a national book chain, rather than a locally owned book store.

[Htown75]

:44 ME TOO!!!!

[acressl]

You know you've "made it" in comedy when your audience will heckle your hecklers.

[eminemdisstopia]

He was talking at Cross purposes

[ballsyballsyman]

looks like he have hecklers in the comments

[sevenheadedweasel]

you are a douchebag for watching the act through your cellphone.

[Lvduggo69]

@baadshepherd. You're batshit crazy ! u don't hate terrorists ? Wtfuuuuuck ?

[baadshepherd]

@DethMetal4All101 Just reread this masterpiece. It amazes me that you have the gall to call anyone else a moron. Your massive grammatical and spelling errors tend to lend credence to the idea that you are arguing above your playing field. Anyhoo, here's to hoping you don't have to beat a child to feel better about yourself.

[bojanks15]

damn assrapist

[matthewjacobthefifth]

pretty awesome video. the ridiculous dinosaur jr. reference and cross' lou barlow retort. pretty god damn funny. if you tried to mix out some of the high, washy auditorium sound it would be easier to hear what cross is saying, i had trouble making out some of it. good video, though.

[doogski]

boourns

[rakuencallisto]

How do all of you get into fucking Holocaust conversations?

[stimul8damind]

@baadshepherd What is wrong with you or ANYONE who doesn't hate any kind of person that is a terrorist?? God you fucking anonymous idiots argue about the most irrelevant and hypocritical things and it drives me up the goddamn wall. I hate Muslim terrorists! AND I AM PROUD OF THAT! I also hate black terrorists, Jew terrorists, and shit, I haven't met one yet but if there was a terrorist alien, I would pre-judge that mother fucker and hate him too! So, yes, I am a proud racists against terrorists.

[baadshepherd]

@stimul8damind The fact that you bring race in period is your problem. You hate terrorists, no need to qualify it further. I however look at terrorism in a similar fashion to guerrilla warfare, it is a means for those with no strength to fight against those with overwhelming strength. In the revolutionary war we used tactics that were, in that time, considered to be atrocious, i.e. using cover instead of standing in a line and getting killed in waves. History will be the judge.

[baadshepherd]

@DethMetal4All101 How long was your statement? What more was I to derive from a single sentence? Now that I have a paragraph, it goes to further illustrate your massive intellect.  There was no "sexual insult." My simple statement was that you calling anyone else an idiot while misspelling 25% of your own statement is laughable. There was no argument, we aren't on the same playing field, I simply felt compelled to inform you of your improper use of English.

[baadshepherd]

@DethMetal4All101 The irony of your statement burns. So you know, the conjunction of "you" and "are" is you're. "Your" is the possessive version, as in: This is YOUR dildo as it is covered in shit. You are a king among men sir.

[RomanFlak]

I cant hear anything. i hear jibberish

[theblahman]

thumbs up for the audience "boourns remark" or was he saying boo

[fluffymole0913]

Why is it usually American comedy shows that have Hecklers? Damn idiots need to think before they open their pie holes...

[thewirah1]

@fluffymole0913 It's part of the culture, very interactive.

[ViceVersesV]

@holycowdude I was there for this show, the ending was ruined by atleast 3 dumbass hecklers

[twinsrule1987]

@huysmanslabas You sir are an idiot. Antisemitism and racism are equally prevalent in Europe today as in America. The U.S. doesn't have the market cornered on ignorance. And by the way, the American love affair with Jewish entertainers goes back to the Marx brothers and further, so stfu

[Jaylectricity]

Hahaha, I was saying Boo-urns & Noble.

[blkvicePU]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" haha love when the crowd heckles the heckler

[FloppyBaby]

NIGGERS

[kentekent]

I thought he was going to say: and also, I was busy fucking your mother.

[audiofunkdialect]

can anyone explain why the guy was pissed?

[wilky1189]

@audiofunkdialect he's ranting against corporations so he can feel special and more noble than us common sheep.

[TheLackofattack]

What book? A Man Inside Me?

[MrTickTickB00Mify]

TOBIAS!!

[TheZappawizard]

I was at this show and was really pissed that this guy hijacked the show after I had paid good money

[killeraddiction]

"Boo-urns" LMAO

[Shadow2014]

The heckler sounds an awful lot like Bob Odenkirk...

[GayTexasBoy]

heckler was probally paid to whore that his book was being sold at barnes and noble -

[kenfo0]

this is awful. i can barely make out what's being said.

[JustinS4ne]

i really enjoy when hipster faggots get what they deserve.

david cross is a hero

[marklarkark]

"some people are black, some people are luckier"

[Gwitfu90]

Don't ever be your audience's bitch, make them your bitches. You're onstage, you got the microphone, don't let a drunk waste of life tear you down.

[eriqistiteness]

"thas Lou Barlow, he's a friend of mine"

ahhahahaha

[fishblades]

So do I understand this right? A Liberal calls out David for being a hypocrite and supporting a huge corporation and all David can say is fuck you.

[terps848]

@fishblades troll detected. Engage Protocol Nobody gives a shit. Proceed to Phase Two: Go fuck yourself.

[fishblades]

@terps848

That isn't an answer but thanks for trying I guess.

[baadshepherd]

@terps848 Your comment is the single most idiotic thing I have seen on YouTube. Reread that for emphasis. Youtube is full of morons, and you my friend, you are the king.

[321Shnide]

i love you Bob

[MrDirectorMan18]

saying this in ga?! lol guys got balls

[painlessissuicide]

I couldn't understand a word of that exchange

[countrickter]

hee larry us

[noose357]

"BARNS AND NOBLE!!!!"

"Yea- what, what about Barnes and Noble?"

[Damondeeh20]

It's just comedy dont be so sensitive but then again he wasn't funny.

[Sabohaque]

Indie stores still sell books from major publishers anyway. Local business is rare in the U.S. because local production is rare.

[Soulfunk89]

Oh Tobias..... you blowhard.

[Arbiter129]

"I'm not racist, i lost my virginity to a black prostitute" Best, fucking, comeback,ever.

[LeopardFrogPilboxhat]

@Arbiter129 '

that wasnt a comeback it is part of his act

[Arbiter129]

@LeopardFrogPilboxhat I know its part of his act, i meant the comeback in general

[284436]

what a specific hatred to be upset about 

[TravisBennettTube]

Has to take balls to make black jokes in Atlanta as a white person.

[Kadessamusic]

@TravisBennettTube It's his hometown. He probably feels comfortable.

[wulfshelmut01]

This jew sucks ass.

[huysmanslabas]

@wulfshelmut01 What do you know...a fucking bigot scumbag. You MUST be American.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas Just so you know, David Cross is an American. Apparently he too is a bigot scumbag, as that is your reason in assuming that wulfie is. I guess blacks here are bigot racists too. Damn you America, your race mixing ways have created a monster. We are all hateful racists, if you don't believe me ask huysmanslabas his reasoning is rock solid. You are amazing. I don't agree with the comment you responded to, but you sir, are a first class idiot. Generalizations are prejudice.

[huysmanslabas]

@baadshepherd Great job! So genius, you seem to need a lesson in hypocrisy. According to your bang-up logic, "Generalizations are prejudice", so aren't you doing THE SAME THING you're accusing ME of doing, with YOUR comments? You might have an excuse though...are you 10 years old? Does Mommy know you're on the computer? And I was judging the individual on his comments, NOTHING ELSE, hence, I was judging, NOT pre-judging. See the difference champ?

...now back to your MENSA meeting clown.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas what part of my comment was a generalization? Really. Where is it?

"According to your bang-up logic, "Generalizations are prejudice"" According to my logic? Please look up the word generalization.

"What do you know...a fucking bigot scumbag. You MUST be American."

That is a generalization. You are judging AMERICA to be all bigots and racists, thusly tying us to wulfie there. That seems to me to be prejudiced, but I'm assuming you don't know the meaning there either.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas Just scrolling through comments and I came back across this gem:

"So genius, you seem to need a lesson in hypocrisy."

I have to guess that this was intentional. Did you look up generalization yet? Did you come to the understanding that you were generalizing Americans? Did you realize that to make a generalization about a group of people you are "pre-judging" them? These are simple concepts, although I have to assume you are too intelligent to need to actually know them.

[huysmanslabas]

@baadshepherd Took you long enough to respond, did mommy let you back on the computer? You are AGAIN doing to me the same type of thing that you're whinning about. You ASSUME I'm "pre-judging", yet, I've seen first hand on MANY trips to the U.S. how pathetic the racism is. The south was especially disgusting. So yet again smart gut, I'm "judging", NOT "pre-judging". What's so fucking hard to understand? Geesh! Don't get me wrong, there are good people in the U.S., but you are not one of them.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas I responded a week ago. I assume nothing, you wrote it out. You prejudge Americans, making you prejudiced. PERIOD. What do you not understand about this? Regardless of your experience you cannot have experience with every American and so making a judgement based on your limited understanding is ridiculous. You have proven yourself an idiot over and over here. No matter what you want to type now, you prejudged Americans by Wulfies actions. You are wrong. PERIOD.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas

"So yet again smart gut, I'm "judging", NOT "pre-judging". What's so fucking hard to understand?"

I'm sure you meant guy there, and you can only judge people and things you know or know about. That is where all of your logic fails you. You don't understand the meaning of words you are using and so we argue. You are prejudiced. Reread our comments back and forth. Yep.

[huysmanslabas]

@baadshepherd Hmmm....do you hate Muslim terrorists? I guess if you do, according to your spurious logic, YOU'RE prejudiced right? It's not prejudiced to judge and call people on scumbag behaviour. Maybe your problem is facing reality and admitting that the U.S. has a plethora of racist, redneck, hillbillies. And again, ad nauseam, there are good people and things in the U.S., but there are also ALOT of racist hicks.

Will I erase all future message from baatshithead without reading them? Yep.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas I would be if I did hate muslim terrorists.  I do not however, but I am willing to admit that I am prejudiced, as everyone is, I just don't go spouting prejudiced things in a public forum. That was YOUR problem.

[BoSoxnation1972]

@huysmanslabas Judging by your comment, you seem to have a delusional belief that all the racist people in America are white people living below the Mason Dixon Line. A higher percentage of Minorities are racist, yet they never get held accountable because nobody cares, including the United States Attorney General Eric Holder, who says that white people cannot be the victim of a hate crime because they weren't historically persecuted for being white.

[baadshepherd]

@huysmanslabas

"According to your bang-up logic, "Generalizations are prejudice", so aren't you doing THE SAME THING you're accusing ME of doing, with YOUR comments?"

Where in my comments do I make any judgment of you at all?

"You might have an excuse though...are you 10 years old? Does Mommy know you're on the computer?"

I realize this was a weak insult but I will take it as an honest question posed during a discussion, and that is a judgement without knowledge.

[ass1joe]

almost always unsuccessfully...

[ass1joe]

i will never understand what kind of a person will buy a ticket to a comedy show just to berate the person they just gave their money to

[Rayla840]

Holy shit!!! David has really grown a major gut!!!!

[Iceman0484]

BARNES AND NOBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Tamaslammer]

Fuck you.... Cross pwns. 

[halox01]

Yep, David Cross sux

[mrwhatthepho2012]

some people are black, some people are what???????

[JoshSitar]

@mrwhatthepho2012 "...some people are luckier."

[FungusMossGnosis]

Boy that Borat stuff is dated. But '*I* was saying Boo-Urns will never die'!

[Quinibus]

I love Bob Odenkirk. he's great.

[NOmeansnoFAN]

@Quinibus David?...is that you?

[jdugmar]

Yea dinosaur Jr., cant find their records at barnes and noble, right.

[kyledrums]

was that guy really bitching about barnes n noble??

[chillerthanthou]

"WHY A BLACK PROSTITUTE AND NOT A WHITE PROSTITUTE?!" haha holy shit, talk about delayed reaction. what the fuck kinda drugs is that woman on?

[guitar0wnz]

I couldn't hear anything besides barnes and noble

[narezul]

did the idiots filming just call him david spade? 0:20

[holycowdude]

@narezul. Thanks for watching my video and then calling me an idiot. No, I'm very well aware of who David Cross is. Listen again, idiot. It was the people sitting next to me that you hear, and upon further review it sounds nothing like "David Spade."

[narezul]

@holycowdude lmao youre welcome you angry bitch now im gonna read what garbage you left on my vids and yeah it does sound like that. if it wasnt you why are you so butthurt you fucking prick?

[narezul]

@holycowdude lol thanks for the revenge comments you little girl

[nfnkalyan]

@holycowdude why did you thank him for calling you an idiot?

[baadshepherd]

@holycowdude You are an idiot.  Period. You might not have said "David Spade," but that doesn't negate your ignorance.

[holycowdude]

@baadshepherd ??? Why is this directed at me?

[caviano]

@holycowdude because hes an idiot.

[Madeppymage]

@holycowdude Even the uploader gets heckled

fuck hecklers

[Cdubzhappy]

@holycowdude because he fished up the word 'negate'.

[sucramnipp]

@baadshepherd please explain how the uploader is ignorant if they just made it clear that they werent the ones who said "david spade". its like you realize you've made a mistake and now you've turned in to a defiant child. "well...uhhh...whatever, youre still stupid!!!"

[baadshepherd]

@sucramnipp Someone doesn't understand how trolling works. (It's you).

[TheGreatStonedOne]

@baadshepherd Are you fucking insane? 

[quesondriac]

@holycowdude Thanks for posting.

[miles228]

@narezul You need new ears.

[FungusMossGnosis]

Dinosaur Jr. played at 'Criminal Records' rather than Barnes and Noble, ergo: Dinosaur Jr. are more indie than David Cross. Bitter heckler - 1 / David Cross - 0.

[inimicalODDITY]

@FungusMossGnosis "Indie" is such a faggy and overused word.

[FungusMossGnosis]

@inimicalODDITY Not as overused as "faggy", and didn't you feel *edgy* saying that!

I don't respect your opinion, based as it is on misreading my blatant sarcasm, but let us unite under the commonality of loving Gretsch Drums & Marcus Aurelius.

Did you even watch the whole clip?

*I was saying 'Boo-urns'*

[inimicalODDITY]

@FungusMossGnosis Edgy? No. Did you feel edgy when you left your sarcastic comment? Also, your youtube user name should be "AsteriskFan69".

[Rvshem]

Atlanta...

[AnewKINDofFEELIN]

Haha, I love the look on his face when the guy in the crowd yells "Shut the fuck up" at the asshole.

[KingOfCarrotflowers]

The strongest man in stand-up comedy stomps out another annoying cinder.

[drche420]

"Oh and also, fuck you" - rich

[midnightparade]

What a wanker. I can't quite understand what they are all saying, but it seems the heckler thinks David has sold out by selling his book in a mainstream book store? Is this correct? I can't really hear it all clearly..

Besides whatever they were whinging about, who pays money & goes to a show just to ruin it for everyone? David is a master.

[justdrop]

@midnightparade Yes, not to be rude but it's in the comment for the video. Surprised no one has replied to you yet.

[midnightparade]

@justdrop I did check after I posted my comment.. of course! Not an idiot, just didn't bother to check. Thanks very much though :)

[solidturd666]

cool. nice post

[Benysaj13]

yeah, David has to stop performing for these morons. He's a damn pro at dealing with those douche-bags though.

[darlingnikki629]

I was at this show. Several people yelled out stupid stuff at this show. It sucks that his home town gave him so much crap.

[ggmann13]

i have this on my ipod

[jimbad05]

David Cross sucks, he couldn't even keep his show on HBO!

[CDiddy51]

@jimbad05 It lasted longer than your show on HBO...

[dopebozoish]

@jimbad05

So only being on HBO makes someone funny?

Arrested Development was pretty fucking amazing.

[jimbad05]

@dopebozoish No, I'm saying HBO keeps a lot of artsy, low rated (aka: sucky) shows on for long periods of time. David couldn't even keep his show on that network, which says something about his appeal..

[dopebozoish]

@jimbad05 who cares about his "appeal?" he's funny, ballsy, and intelligent.

[SurlytheCLown]

@jimbad05 please keep the "Artsy" stuff away from dopebosoish, it scares and confuses him.

[dopebozoish]

@SurlytheCLown yeah, that's it. :P

[Alkaline850]

@jimbad05

Did you just use the blanket term 'artsy'? ...Really?

[TheHawkdaddy]

David Cross + Lou Barlow = win

[manaya783]

Was that really Lou Barlow making the remark about Dinosaur Jr? That's f*cking hilarious if it was!

[hellstoocold]

whats wrong with his book being at Barnes and Noble?

[vampgrl79]

HE came to KC Mo in sept, He was really funny.

[gzeuskraiste]

haha Boo-urns!

[karmadhyana]

I was lucky enough to see DC in Portland, OR last year on this tour. On his Facebook page, somebody posted about this incident and he was, obviously, not happy with the ATL show. BUT, he did post that he LOVED performing in Portland, which was cool, because the audience was so totally into him. YAY!

[damegaseth]

I was there. Such a fun show, although i was pretty bummed that Atlanta was his worst audience in his opinion.

[doucher2]

i was at that show, the asshole who was yelling at david and heckling like a fucking chud was wasted out of his mind. drunk completely, and even brought with him an entire boxed wine, unopened... David was so disapointed with the ATL audience, he said it straight up to us that he was dissapointed with the audience, it made me realy sad...

[theredtrail]

Awesome. Please post more videos from this tour!!!

[JohnnyX622]

"And also, fuck you." Fucking idiots.

Great show though. I'd hit it.

[nunpunter]

Shut your fucking cock-holster. Nobody cares about you.

[touchecostmart]

Damn, you were a minute to late.... NGR LVR

[freakinbrian]

Thanks for posting! Everyone wanted to murder that fuck couple that wouldn't shut the hell up. If they even were true fans, they'd realize how much shit he puts up with in the south, and get the damn hint.

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

What the hell were they even there for?

[Gibbhardesty]

no shit he is like a stupid fuck