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  • wtf!! who would throw puppies in the river?!?!?! >:O

  • your right a special class of people indeed.....how is it you always know what's on my mind?<3 (l luv ya phil!)my heart dropped when i heard that story, my condolences to the family.

  • i love how u said, "I dont know what the fuck i'm talking about today", idk why, but i love it when guys laugh at themselves :) it makes me smile :)

  • The old opening was the best D:

  • "Houses burn all the time" xD your awesome!

  • I think the girl who threw the puppies i the water should have been in the burning house that the fire fighters didnt put out

  • If the lady with the burned down house was nonchalant, maybe she wanted it to burn down? idk too tired to fact check.

  • how long does this to edit, with so many stop starts is it to make it more funny?.

  • this really must be the worst episode ever, its the only one ive seen so far that hasnt reached a million vews lol

  • I love how everyone gets pissed off about drowned puppies and yet the majority of these perturbed individuals probably eat meat. Why is cruelty against cows acceptable hmmmmm. I myself enjoy taking the non-hypocritical stance of no cruelty against any animal.

  • @CrazyMongo Well killing animals for meat is nowhere near the same thing as killing animals for nothing else than fun. That's the whole point. Please there are many good reasons to not eating meat, but jeez that ain't a good one. Go find some others.

    I LOVE meat btw.

  • @carybhou I understand that these forms of cruelty are different, but eating meat isn't a necessity. You can have a healthy (and in many ways healthier) diet that doesn't include meat. From your "I LOVE meat btw" comment I assume that you eat meat for enjoyment as well as well for nourishment. So in a way, animals die for your enjoyment, you just don't kill them yourself.

  • I love when he says " WHY IS THERE NO GOOD NEWS TODAY???? but wait.... there is!!!!!!"

  • umm phil it looks like u have herpes on ur mouth. look closley when u turn ur head to the right

  • Watch out cleetus!! :0

  • hahah ohhh phil, gotta love your shows man :D

    coool shhhhtufff.

  • LOL okay so michael vick can own a house where someone else dogfights and go to prison, but throwing doggies in a river, filming it and utting on Youtube, is a-ok. Lesson learned. Don't pit dogs against each other, throw'em in a river!!!

  • hihí_pásst_hìêr_ñét_réiñ_äbä_í­ch_biñ_so_èïñsäm_wìll_jèmänd_m­ît_mía_schréïbêñ

  • chech out the channel "myflyradio" it's really good

  • Sxephil, I hate you, pls die. Kthanxbai

  • @MikeyVengeace1987 Hey Thats Rude! Soo Grow Up

  • What do I think? That your fucking STUPID! Your face looks like a PIG!

  • @8djenne8

    FUCK YOU

  • Hey, So I love your show, but it should be rated PG-13 a.k.a. I can't show it to my mother...

  • Your my hero, We should be friends, yay!

    PS. Im fuckin serious, you rock and no im not gay, I like vagina

  • Why the FUCK would you go and fycking throw litttle puppies in a river in attempt to drown them? Like WTF! I think that girl deserves life sentence. Can't people see that this counts as animal abuse? She should at least be charged something for her cruelty. Thank god for that random old lady that saved them.

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie It turns out that she faked 'saving' the puppies :(

    I do agree that the girl deserves some time in jail. Someone who kills innocent and defenseless beings isn't normal.

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie The old woman actually didn't save them but still that girl should go to jail I wonder what her parents think or even her class mates, this bitch deserves to be bullied at school every second of everyday.

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie different country different laws and rules

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie except for the fact that the lady didnt really save the puppies. that was a lie that the girl bribed the old lady to tell so she could get off easier...

    Yup, the world is full of double rainbows... or lies... idk

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie too bad the lady saving them was a lie

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie I know its cliche but she should be fucked into a river with her feet cemented

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie random old lady didnt save the puppies it was a front :( ... bitches be crazy

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie She didn't, It was faked :'(. But you probably heard about that already :(

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie i would never hit a girl unless she one hit my dog 2 in self defence (life or death of course) or 3 she did that what should happen to her is everyone in the town gets to hit her as hard as they want 5-10 times

  • @yogenfruzsmoothie xD I don't know if you know this, but the lady was faking it, those weren't the real puppies.

  • "And my response, of course to the mayor David Crocker is.. Go fuck yourself, you stupid mother fucker"

    I LOVE how blunt you are, you're not like all these other pusses that like to kiss everyone elses ass. ♥

  • "i understand that star-trek appeal... to boldly go where no man has gone before" LMAO!!!! and yea its kinky for a wednesday but we still enjoy ur show.

  • i hope you get AIDS. no, seriously that would be a good start...

  • @pockmarkedbuttocks you sound like a PMSing asshole

  • @thedarklordx - no, i just hate faggots like this turd who cheat to get viewers. Look up 'YouTube Viewer Fraud' if you don't believe me

  • @pockmarkedbuttocks i know what it is but how do you know he does it?

  • @thedarklordx - because in my searches I've found his name listed as one of the first and biggest cheats. Plus, do you really think that this gay, retarded shit is that clever and that all these people on this planet are actually watching it?

  • seven times as many women as gay men engage in anal intercourse.

    I feel like that is awkward.

    but that's just me.

  • The anal cavity is tighter. That's why people do it. Now you know.

  • #1 light the firefighter's & the mayor houses all on fire at the same time, then let politics decide.

    #2 get a bedsheet & a bag full of quarters & let her peers decide what that bitch is guilty of.

    #3 I don't have anal sex unless they have a big one. ...hurting is part of it!

  • I loved this episode too! It's good when you feel strongly about a subject, it makes it a more interesting show. I totally agree about the firefighters :@

  • Loved this episode. You were certainly worked up. I do have to say I liked the intro song and miss the monkey too. Bring them back. They were catchy.

  • ur intro pwnz o.o

  • please tell me you are bringing back that INTRO!!!!!! I love that song!!! <3

  • that lil bitch was throwing her innocent kids down the river ? wtf is wrong with her

  • @tribamarina Noooo just threw puppies.. Still wtf is wrong with her but it was puppies.. lol

  • our fire/police taxes are charged seperately too, but its only 25.00 a monthwell worth it, in my bookkeeping.

  • @cousinbecky Only if your overall taxes paid per year are measurably less, on average, otherwise you're paying as much into taxes as other people and then more on top of that for services everyone else gets from said taxes. Then you're a tool, both for paying it and for accepting it like a submissive asshat.

  • @newperve Im not getting into a healthcare debate with anyone. There is no system that works perfectly, all of the time. Ever. I'm not going to argue about which is the least fucked up.

  • hahaha i liked everything you said in this one!

    just learning youtube... i know right??? i'm lamesauce!? but hey, i tried to avoid it as long as i could... in anycase, i like this! yay!

  • @newperve By the city, you moron. Maybe you don't live in a house. Have you never payed land taxes or payed any kind of bill or bought anything of any value to pay taxes? You may not know about them, but they pay for all of these magical, and WONDEROUS things. LIke public schools, ambulance(in Ontario), police, and yes my friend the fire department.

  • Yeah being at war with the people who hate and want to kill and HAVE KILLED us is stupid. We should just pull out and put leaders of the Taliban into the new government so it'll be easier for them to fight back, oh wait that's what we are doing... well at least our commander in chief's grandfather was in the military once, so he's completely qualified for the job. Support our troops, AND their mission that they are as we speak dying for.

  • @newperve its not the fact that its privatized, its the fact that government services are supposed to be covered by the taxes you pay. Which is true in almost every state. So why do small towns have authority to change that? Do you pay for your fire fighting coverage separately? Your a hypocrite. By the way, your comment about Canadian Health Care is ignorant. Maybe You should do some research (Y)

  • @nellybabyboo Ok, again it's not privatised. And who says it's "supposed" to be covered by the taxes you pay? Suppposed by who? And why does the fact that (you presume) I don't pay seperately mean I'm a hypocrite? I didn't maintain that they should and refuse to do it myself. And my comment on the Canadian health care system was spot on you do some research. watch?v=kXOAK-eVnjU

    watch?v=tD2UUH4E2Xs

  • I hope that family has home insurance!

  • I am soooo showing my boyfriend this show so he stops bugging me - big penis or anal! Brilliant!

  • and if YOU read the article again it says they didn't pay their bill the year their house caught fire. Doesn't change my original point, which is something like - don't be stupid you moron.

  • I never heard of having to pay a fee like that. That is so insane. If I was one of those firefighters, I would have done it anyways even if I meant getting fired.

  • "go fuck yourself you stupid motherfucker" no one says it better :D

  • OMFG I LIVE DOWN THE ROAD FROM THEM and you said something about out mayor, thanks i know his daugter at school she is retarded and you siad obion wrong its O-bi-an

  • DUDE, ARE YOU ASK A NINJA?! kinda looks and sounds like you. Respond if yes, i enjoy you... no homo

  • @italianoplummer Dude if he was ask a ninja, what is he more likely to do, tell you he's ask a ninja, or kill you in your sleep for asking?

  • I like how people are siding with the fire dept. Its like when or if thier house burns, they will still side with the fire dept. That is if you would still pay that $75 fee.

  • I love that the old intro came back. I mean the other was great, but u cant sing along with it...

  • I just want to say that "We were just doing what we were told" is exactly what the Nazi soldiers said. Not comparing the fire fighters to the Nazis or anything ridiculous and extreme, but saying that you were just following orders does not justify anything.

  • Haha

    "How does that change taste America?"

    ROFLMAO

  • fuck that firefighter team and that faggot ass mayor

  • Hey Phil, love most of your logic... but on this one I have to point out a small fail in regards to the firefighters not putting out a fire... 1 = no one died - except sadly the animals that the owners left in the house while they tried to put the fire out with a hose (retards - get the animals first). 2 - this is like getting in a car wreck, and then being mad at a car insurance company that you didn't pay doesn't fix your car. If they would've paid the $75 then the FD would put out the fire.

  • Yay change, if that's change then I will keep my money, guns, and freedoms, you keep the change. Anyway great job on making depressing news not so depressing, you rock

  • FAIL

  • @AlysonL319 very, my birthday was oct 8th lol

  • Search: BRAVEHEART vs. THE VIKINGS

  • lets make babehs kkaa-peeshhh?

  • WTF dude that was funny shit but wow thats some depressing news wow ok this might be the biggest paradox ever depressing news yet funny shit (the way you expressed the depressing news) that's what makes you so epic

  • YAY! I missed the monkey...

  • I can't believe that they did that?! why would they just stand outside the house and not do anything?! grrrrrrrrr!!

  • @steffanielyn No money, no work. Simple as that. You wouldn't do your job for free, either.

  • At first I thought you were another RWJ copy, but then I realized you actually have something actually intelligent and also funny to say.

  • YAAAAY u got the old intro, but I kinda enjoyed the monkey animation better

  • your intro is more annoying than ads

  • lol how does the fire department figure this out.. "OMG their house is on fire, WAIT check if they paid". something tells me the home owners would be willing to pay them after they saved ther house but now that ther is no house to save im glad they saved ther money from these assholes

  • Phil, you haven't though about it. You can't have a voluntary fire service if people can insist you put out their house even if they haven't paid the subscription. It is the non-paying dudes fault. If someone had been inside, I'm sure the firefighters would have gone in and saved them (but still let the house burn down). They should, however, have offered to the guy to put out the fire for full price (say $5000) or whatever the operation costs.

  • ....

    Star Trek reference made me nerdgasm. :c

  • @gdhowe You are a low life fucking shithead retard gay lesbian comie that should burn in the deepist pits of hell for ever and evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr evr and EVER!! You don't deserv to live, I have more respect for the greese pits behind McDonalds than for you

  • When people care more about money than a human being, its just sad. I say put out the fire and make the owners look like duches if they want, instead of the fire departmet looking like @ssholes.

  • isn't this paid for by the government already, or am i just crazy

  • I was kind of under the impression that things like police and fire fighters were one of the hallmarks of civilization...

  • Fuck you, they are doing their job, you can't make exceptions to every rule there Phil, we all don't live in happy sunshine land. You want fire service, pay for it, if you don't, have fun. This "news" isn't relevant to anything.

  • @gdhowe Just because they didn't pay for it they shouldn't lose their house, they could of possibly lost their lives. If that happened to you I doubt you would be saying that.

  • you pay your bills then you have something to cry about...

    people need to realize they have to follow the simple rules in order for shit to be done for them. The fire fighters are in the right, they didn't save a house for someone that didn't pay their bills so they could save their jobs so they could keep their jobs and save the houses for the people that paid their bills...

  • the end with the eye thing was awesome phill :D

  • Keep this intro, damnit!

  • what if your child was playing in her friend's house and her friend's parents didn't buy fire insurance and your child was stuck inside the house... i'm sure the mayor wouldn't give a shit about the 75 bucks then. ugh it just pisses me off.. where do you draw the line?

  • i am a dude and i totally agree with Phil, i mean if a girl is willing to take cock in da butt. It kinda makes you want to stop wonder, just how many other dudes has this chick fucked i mean to even consider it. Its like oh tired penis in the vagina so now she wants it in the butt. Just How many cocks did she take before she thought to herself, "oh i wonder how it would feel going in to the other hole". THATS JUST DIIIIIRTY!!!!!!!

  • don't worry phil, the glare on your glasses distracted me enough that the bad news wasn't soo bad, i mean it was only a phew puppies and a house *cries for hours*

  • i kinda wonder what would happen if your driving through the county and someone knocks you off the road and a fire starts... tough shit you didnt pay a 75 dollar fee? maybe you should burn to death in your car for not knowing any better! now you need to "reap the consequences of your actions". Anyway i thought america was over the whole "ZOMG ITS COMMUNISMSSSS!??!?!!!!!" phase, maybe i was wrong based on a few of these comments.....

  • @cjgibbsey just cuse there not everywhere anymore does not mean its not a bad thing

  • i loved this video... not because it's all bad news, but because you're hilarious...

  • ...........

  • I think another part of the fire department report was that the man's grandchildren had 2 dogs. And unfortunately they had both died in the fire.

    Then man said in an interview that this had happened 3 other times in his neighborhood. It is things like these that really piss me off

  • There were four pets inside the house that died. That's a backwards county.

  • the world is fucked up..

  • they dont pay for the fire service, they don't get the fire service, simple as that. if there was anyone in the house, they would have put the fire out. as to people saying why not put the fire out and then charge them a hefty fine, what makes you think they would pay the fine if they wont even pay the 75 bucks.

  • charges? isn't that what taxes are for? wtf is the gov. spending my money on ..

  • The real assholes here are the homeowners who saved $75 a year. I'll bet the jackwagons have cell phones though that cost about $75 a month on average. Probably the last corner one should cut should be fire fighting coverage.

  • @SamCatLu The point is, you shouldn't have to pay extra for it, and even if you haven't paid it, the dumb ass firefighters should have put out the fire and just billed the family instead of fucking them over like that.

  • @SamCatLu If u read the article it says that they paid every year and just forgot this year

  • @SamCatLu there shouldnt be firefighting coverage, it should be free, what if there was someone in there and the firefighters werent gonna do anything cause they didnt pay $75? thatd be like if someone broke into your house and shot your child but the police wont do anything because you didnt pay a little money.

  • @cccxaaaxmmm and there should be free pizza, wings, bj's, & gas too. If you actually read the article the firemen are required to fight the fire if anyone is inside.

    Don't like the rules, well the people in that county should vote to change it or vote the reps out who created it. Its still their own damn fault for saving a few bucks on probably the most important insurance you can have as a homeowner. Sucks they chose so unwisely.

  • American, true to their moral value.... CAPITALISM. yeah.

  • @zubawanga probably a story more about personal "choice" than capitalism.

  • @huhhhhhhhhhhhh09 I wish. I have never had the police make me safer, and TWICE they have endangered my life. Seriously.

  • @JonatanGronoset There was absolutely no chance of human life being lost, I believe they still step in if there is. Look it's simple the middle class assholes knew the risks and took them. Too bad. Why is it the firefighters are the dicks for letting people suffer the consequences of their actions?

  • @EricWolfborn People pay more to avoid large financial misfortunes all the time. It's called insurance. All you have to do is assess the risk correctly and the fire department is fine. That said it was not unfair, they knew the risks.

  • @laurskies69 The good Samaritan looked after someone with no money who was hurt due to no fault of his own, not a middle class (at least) guy who lost stuff because he didn't pay his way. Fuck you, if you're so worried take up a collection to pay the fire protection for thousands of middle class assholes who don't want to pay their own way.

  • @cliffviall3 Fuck you that's not what he said at all. He simply stated that you have to pay to get the service. Plain and simple. Now if you're a volunteer firefighter I guess you own a farm right? Do you let people eat the food you grow for free? Nope, then what's your problem with him earning his living?

  • @Ji99i3 Yeah would you let $75 slide at your job? Look if people are told "this is what you have to pay for X" and they don't pay it, they don't get it. The world is not your personal charity. It might be different if the people involved were desperately poor, but they weren't. Asking for free fire protection for these guys is just middle class welfare.

  • @newperve ive done a little more research about the whole incident, and honestly after reading so many of other people's comments, including yours, i would be arrogant not to see the legitimate points made. i suppose it is only fair. i still however feel morally obligated to save the home. i know it may sound stupid, but to me it would make sense that they save the home, and then perhaps using police intervention or perhaps a tribulation, the family would be forced to pay.

  • @Ji99i3 Ok, so what's your moral basis here? Because I can't see how letting people suffer the consequences of their actions is immoral. Because this is the consequence of their actions. If your morality is consequentialist I would argue that the consequences of having the house burn down (more people pay the fee, one house burns down) are overall positive. As I understand it there is serious problems (legal? political?) with trying to collect money for saving houses that are burning.

  • @newperve to answer your question, as stupid as i am going to make my self sound, i suppose my views make me slightly utilitarian, while you clearly demonstrate Kantian morals (constitutionalism) bare with me here, i know im not making too much sense, but if i see a house burn down, i first think, save the house. you have many valid points, but i'm sorry dude, i stand where i stand and i'm not budging. save the house, get the money after. i hope we can agree to disagree.

  • @Ji99i3 Sure you can believe whatever you want to believe. I'm just saying if you want to convince me you're right you're going to have to set out a moral argument. The fact that something feels right to you and that you would do it is not proof that it's moral. In fact my moral stance in this issue comes from a beleif in property rights which forbid any demand that someone use their own property without compensation.

  • @ImIruka No, you have no idea how much the fee is, I did the damn research. Do I think that somebody would purposefully endanger their family or own life if they

    had a choice? Of course I do, that's what people do every time they take a bus instead of drive. Oh and by the way, the "not everybody is as fortunate as you"? I have less assets than those guys so fuck you. As for the asshole comment I just stated the truth, you're the asshole for not being able to deal.

  • anal on the rise? fuckin' hell i'm still trying to talk my girl into vaginal sex more than once a week.

  • the home owners are ashhole but i agree they let it burn WTF Total shit lickers!

  • Well Phil as a Firefighter here... Once the house is engulfed.. It's a waste of water to even bother. You're better off just keeping it where it is.

    I mean we don't have a charge separate from taxes or anything.. But still. Just sayin.

  • The fire thing is pretty simple. If I don't buy fire insurance for my house I don't call the insurance company and bitch them out because I didn't pay my premiums and now they won't reimburse me for my stuff. Take responsibility for your own actions.

  • isnt anal and oral illegal in some states? sodomy? lol

  • @S3ANnnnn Gomorrah??

  • @S3ANnnnn The Supreme Court struck down those laws in 2003 in Lawrence v. Texas (thanks wikipedia).

  • U RAGE U LOSE !

  • the firefighters were angry with the situation and some where crying and others left because they couldnt take watching a house burn down they arent the robots you put them out to be... just saying

  • My dad is a firefighter he says not saving a house is ridiculous

  • Of course anal is on the rise, the goverment keeps f*cking us in the ass!

  • Hahah agreed.

  • phil, i want you to know that i love you.

    you deserve a hug :D

  • im gasping for air watching his show

  • thank you for dropping the eff bomb so many times. You're totally right with the fire bullshit.

  • thats what im talkin about phil, i never "got" anal sex either ;)

  • its sorta bad that i live in tennessee and i didnt even know about that house

  • Ok....PITA. PITA! THought her killing puppies is ok...But they think we r mean to animals and its discrimination that we dont practice bestiality? Ok.........

  • @Gourmeticainsularis1 it's spelt PETA... And they didn't think it was okay..

  • @corncake831 2nd

  • that was a bad ass intro!!

  • Haha fuckin funny

  • Why the hell couldn't the fire department put it out, then charge them after? Isn't that usually when you pay for services? After you use them?

  • @HappyBobby55 Actually, that isn't Karma. Karma would be if they did something horrible and to punish them god/fate/whatever said, "Fuck your house." ha ha ha

  • I'm not saying they should get away with breaking the rules. I'm saying the rules in this scenario are ludicrous. Why is there no provision for people that didn't pay the fee? Bill them $500 if they didn't pay the fee. Heck, bill them $2,000. I've heard of people running up more than that just going to the ER, getting a ton of tests done, only to find out nothing was wrong. This was a real threat and their inaction lead to the neighbors house nearly burning down as well.

  • ok ive tried anal with my girl friend but she says it only feels good if shes on her period so we only do that like once or twice a month the rest is normal everyday but 10 times better sex

  • Why isn't the fire department policy so that you can 1: pay the $75 'insurance' or 2: Not pay and when they respond you pay the fine for not having the insurance (after the fire is put out).

    What if the police operated the same? "We're sorry ma'am, we can't stop the man in your house from raping you. I know there is currently a patrol car at your neighbor's. They are investigating a complaint about noise coming from your house. Can you please keep it down?"

  • I loves me some new philip defranco serious show! Poor phil, he doesn't make the news, he just gets consistently depressed by it..... :(

  • The story about the house burning down, that happened in the town next to mine.

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  • @crazycorbe no its not. its a goverment service. its like every other job.

  • @urbanstreetrunner Ok well many fire departments are also volunteer

  • 474 people take it anally :D

  • dude your funny

  • I think firefighting 'services' should be a PUBLIC service. ie... free to the public. This is apparently America, though, and we charge for everything... wtf??

  • The reflection in your glasses is very distracting...