Voltaire--"Zombie Prostitute"

[TheRawrzy]

Im in love :D

[saraffvii51]

I like how it's an All ages show and he's singing about a zombie prostitute

[Spax086]

i like how in the middle of it he asks if its appropriate for an all ages show. lol

[furryjack12]

That's not what I said, that's what R2D2 said... Hahahahahaha

[nastydaydreamer]

haahahahhaha. thats not what i said!

[snowywhitequeen]

Emily the strange poster!!!

[friendswithaguy]

Let's not forget the ugly dolls and other good things in that store

[xzumk]

omg, how come I actually love every single Voltaire song??

[angelraiieanna]

@xzumk have you found Peace in the Holy Land from the Dark Noel Album? Check my channel.  I have dang near everything so far. I'm still searching for nonduplicates. If anyone has anything I've missed, please let me know!

[magmadude35]

that was fucking awesome

[maiuslover]

I love your voice! *__*

[narutofan6392]

He reminds me A LOT of Bam Margera.

[rockpop1]

this is what will happen if elvis decide to sing about zombies and turn to gothick\folk rock

[friendswithaguy]

and the TNBC thing that looks like a rug

[friendswithaguy]

Love the tall posable Limited Edition Jack Skellington figure with 12 different heads in the box in the background

[emoriotfreak13]

thumbs up if oddities brought you here

[MelloNeko1]

i love this song and this guy hes music is assome

[jasonpwnsuall]

i need to learn this... *pulls up google*

[LuckyNinja99]

I am instantly regretting eating the terry's chocolate orange halfway through the song

[ImpOfDoom]

@LuckyNinja99 it's not Terry's, it's MINE!

[SweetToxicRain]

Nice Emily the Strange poster. :]

[killaspongebob666]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Faybaby1991]

OMG where was this?

[yyhlover]

Where is he playing? It kinda looks a comic bookstore or someone's room.

[snipethelevi]

"Is this appropriate for an all ages show"

Who gives a fuck :D

[nekozombie0]

@snipethelevi Voltaire is appropriate for all ages

[internetfanboy69]

L4d2 spitter?

[FuriousRevenge44]

"Is this appropriate for all ages here?" XD

[zekethewolfy]

@FuriousRevenge44 lol ftw

[craftman600]

Ha this is phucked up but so funny and so awesome i shall call it beastly

[nitendubsinc]

thats not what he said. thats what R2D2 said

[JustinIsDead1]

omg I love this song :P

[mysticgrave1993]

lol this was at an all ages show?

[noodnic]

Zombie Prostitute 'cause, you know, you can't go wrong with necrophilia!

[Ashybooz13]

was this filmed in a hottopic? jus askin :PP

[aiden9003]

" Ipulled it out and I said *beepbeepbeep* .... that's not what i said!"

[Quisiio0303456]

@aiden9003 That's what R2-D2 said

[ROBOCAM3000]

@aiden9003

[TheKariboDude]

i like him live better then studio recordings :3

[GreatKingMinos]

OH MY GOD!!! I have asked constantly if zombiism could be sexually transmitted... Thank you voltaire... answering yet another of life's greater questions...

[aiden9003]

@GreatKingMinos lmfao xD

[yeagerkid]

@GreatKingMinos zombism passes through liquids, soo....sex would work >>

remember kiddys, wrap it before you tap it!

[bri7889]

I'm loving the Emily The Strange Poster in the background =D

[Elanore1235]

That's not what I said... That's what R2D2 said!

[TheKingteshay]

Respond to this video... Voltaire come to Teshayland FUCK Romania!!!sorry im evil and i like pissing people of its so easy to start a fire but hard to put it out and yes i did just make that up

[gomezy3k]

I got to meet him and talk to him for quite a while. He is hilarious... Very awesome guy...

[ZimMan2]

The full version with the band is, musically speaking, incredible, so the solo live version gets big points deducted for that. However, those points are made up for by "That's not what I said, that's what R2D2 said."

[mopoblack]

i wish voltaire would come to sydney for a concert thing~ i gotta see him live ^_^

[007iulia]

Voltaire must come in Romania!!! we love him!!!! <3

[simsboy6]

if he came to my house instantly i would turn into a squelly little teen

[Mitza77Yorkster]

Voltaire come to Romania =(((( I will buy all the tickets!

[gamesreaper2]

1:54 that's funny

[Yumyumtuna]

This is a reason to be gay.

[eatcomics]

@Yumyumtuna agreed :D

[skullythebloger]

you can tell its him from his bostin hat, his guitar and his sweat shirt XD

[chewylikesit]

that was funny

[WebBasedPlayers]

VOLTAIR FTW

[lazygeneration92]

@VyccySCARE i know right, he was coming to melbourne but then he cancelled his show. i was so dissappointed :)

[VyccySCARE]

I would truly love to see Voltaire live.

[MrKirbyXIII]

That's his guitar, alright. And, it looks like him. (Thank you, AQWorlds! xD)

[domacleod]

@ The video description :

You don't really need to tell us he is truly him, we can hear his voice and unique comedy, and see the also unique haircut, guitar, and play style. Although.. I'm wondering where this happened.

[katenator]

@domacleod I was there; it was at this little hole-in-the-wall place in Portland, Corrosion Records.

[batmanboyman]

lmao He said he grabed her left breast and it fell XD

[Mitza77Yorkster]

:(( He sounds so amazing live.

[juhasz100]

more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[devilsong123]

this is approprieat for toddlers up,xD,its such a good song,even though its funny

[underlord354]

yay votalire. he's my favorite character of aqw.

[KikiBelleTsukiCookie]

@underlord354 He's been my favorite character on AQW before he even existed on the site <w<

[Experiment204]

i say original with his bad is more entertaining, but still pretty great to see him play

[el4l]

anyone who dun lyk him shud be shot at close range he is the BEST

[nyymphetamiine]

Love this guy so much :3

Does he ever do live shows that have everything from studio albums? Like, violins and drums and such?

[animegx45]

I love how he squeezes in jokes like that one whenever he sees the chance!

[DemiGuy]

This live, solo version is just as great :)

[SinisterGrapefruit]

The best version of this song :P

[GothicusApostolis]

Voltaire rox!

[MelloKeehl69]

That's not what I said...That's what R2D2 says.

XD Haha

[tanjihyudai]

...is he dressed as a jew or is that my eyes playing tricks on me?

[thenerferman]

Nothing like good old morbid comedy.

[GeeRoh0]

thats not what i said!

xD

[thespiritmage]

Gosh I want to see him live. XD

[deathskeytolife]

Yeah me too ^^

[JoJoBee0789]

He sounds great in person! I've heard some really big bands in concert suck it up at times (maybe people were sick the days I went, I don't know)-but I'm impressed.

[TheMonoxideChild]

haha r2d2

[deathskeytolife]

he's an amazing guitarist!

[hyperliteBo]

haha, he is great but his guitar skills are not more than average.

[deathskeytolife]

^^ yeah

[gaiafun]

you probably cant play shit on a fucking guitar so shut you fucking mouth. If you hate him so much dont comment on his profiles!!!!

[xxshadowrider]

wtf are u talkin about hes pretty good at least hes 10x better than u so stfyu at least he can actually play it u jus leave nasty shit cause u know hes batter than u so u try to boost ur coolness but i know the truth loser!

[oflari]

@xxshadowrider i would say 667x better

[deathskeytolife]

Well you just waisted a minute of my life, I have heard better but he doesn't suck, get a life. If you don't like the way he plays guitar don't watch the video and don't leave a comment. Now GET A LIFE!

[deathskeytolife]

Cunt and waisted is a typo and I don't even have two profiles dumb ass

[zyldyks]

@jonharson Well, commenting on fan videos on youtube won't really get you that far..

However, if you feel that you have to comment, please, refrain from doing so in this video's comment field, where your opinion isn't welcome anyways.

And before you grab your torch and pitchfork, I suggest you find a forum to flame. Now.

And, in case you missed it, you can ignore his videos, if you don't like them. It's not as if somebody forced you to watch the video..

[FrAtUsCAM]

Voltair is a wicked nice guy, and I bet you would like him if you met him :P on his cd's he has a whole band too, so you can hear that too, he plays there kind of things for small shows :P

[555maggot666Slipknot]

@FrAtUsCAM I mat the guy and got a autogarh from him on his band shirt that i brought when i went to west palm beach to watch a other local band name Timb that i personal mat/know from a store that he work from and so there for he invite me to come out and watch him play so when i went to go see him played i watch this guy and other band called Astari Nite that also played that one night when i went its was okay/good

[jonharson]

Coming from a weeaboo faggot this is actually hilarious...

[Jakovian12345]

Do like!

[conyesponja]

great *o* i love voltaire :D

[cloverweave]

supposedly he's coming out w/ a book of his music ( I sent an email through his site), but not for another year or two...

[gruntcore]

love him : ) where can i find the chords?

[KitsuneMercenary]

This is Awesome!

I Like his sense of humor.

[deathskeytolife]

me too ^^

his comes out with crazy funny songs

[inuyasha66hiei]

lol thats what r2d2 said lol ^_^ lol he is so funny

[bloodiedXangel]

Thanks, great video. I don't care about the lighting, the sound is way better than most live videos!

[mitchblahman]

kickass voltaire is awesome!

[dragaca]

lucky you to have him so near =)

[ertysff]

i wanna know where i can get his trademark shirt its pretty rad

[AshsAngel14]

Amazon

[Kukkii1337]

Probably made it himself

[GamezMaster117]

To Ertysff: Im sure its a jumper :P

[inyunaruto365]

Lucky bastard!!

[jimban86]

Hes good kive :)

[TheDarkWolf121]

dont worry about the lighting, the sound is great!

[AbsenseOfAddiction]

i love this song. :D

[angelxgotica]

i love this song :D

[MissLaceyBones]

o_O

I think I know where this is

[howitzerm777]

wow¡¡¡¡¡

[newgarda]

whats up with the lame audience?

[negithekitty]

same here... all the good bands sound good either in a video and live

'is this show appopriate for all ages?'

[Mertonman1524]

umm no their not...

[nightwishwolf999]

i agree with you. There are very little bands that can keep a tune live XD Nightwish, Within Temptation, Voltaire, Emilie Autumn, these are like the only bands I know that are really good live, perhaps better then the studio version :3

[gothyboff]

He's really funny live haven't you seen his cannibal buffet live vid at NY something He is really good

[nightwishwolf999]

ive seen all of those anime con videos :P

[jollygoth]

Lets not forget Queen.

[Zaitso811]

MUSE are very good live!

[powersarise]

wow, he is truely amaizing, most bands sound cool in their vids, but lame in live. this guy kicks ass even live XD

[lafarlett2]

lol

"thats not what I said! Thats what R2D2 said."

lol voltaire's great

[YMaryThedaLynn]

ahh shit!!!!!!!.,.

i love Voltaire!! you're lucky to have be in a room with him!!.,. i'm so freakin jealous!!! lol :)

[thegrief13]

i know he rocks!!! normally i would hate to live with rockers but with him id party all night!!! [and thats comin from a guy who likes to go to bed early!]

[YMaryThedaLynn]

lol.,. haha!!

well, i don't like parties.,. and with him.,. i'd also party all night long.,. ahahaha :D

[darklove678]

His voice is hypnotizing!

[darwinist13]

WOW!

even ZOMBIES are in the bizness

[87259pods]

lol 1:54

[felic70]

i see emily the strange in the background

[dudettrocker]

that is funny ur a good singer!

[nightwalker2882]

wish he would come to NC at some point. he's coming to VA apri 25th, tempted to drive the 3.5 hours to see him.

[shannibearstar]

i would drive that, i already drive 3 hours to see my dad

[sticksZin]

this looks mor personal than an show, hes playin fo u? or this is a night house?

[AsterixChaos]

That looks like a Hot Topic. >.>

[negithekitty]

i was on AQW to see him... im Theiornman normally in nytheria... (sp)

[jonhutchins2007]

so great! did anyone play AQWorlds just to see him and listen to him talk?

[kalacs32]

Of course :D.

[felic70]

I MISSED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CaseyCuntface]

I'm going to see him next weekend! I can't wait! :)

[maninthewoods01]

Back from the dead....for a good time!

[molokodude]

very much for all ages

[TilDuDor]

lol

[EvilKittyCat95]

its cos im awesome xD

he should tough,, i wish to drool over him...did i say drool?! i meant..um..admire his great singing...yeah that works ^.^

[hardyj41]

ooo u evil little kitty o.O

[myvoluminousfro]

You can tell its him, regardless of the lighting <3

This is fantastic, I'm jealous, I wanna go see him live! :] hahahah

[morbiddenflower]

idd!!!!! listen to Yivalle!!! come to Belgium!!!

[webtionary]

HAHAHA 1:55 is the best

[webtionary]

thats what r2d2 says!! :):):):):):)

[serana347]

if thats an all ages show i am going! i would love to see the rated R! zooooombie diiiiick!

[curlielox]

Wicked.

[gorillazmaD]

OMG!!!

[Ylvalee]

<3333 plz come to Belgium

[canadiankazz]

That R2-D2 thing was so funny! Great job.

[zombiesrcuming4u]

r2-d2 said that!

oh yeah that's him

[EvilKittyCat95]

eep! i love this song and him and eep! i wish he would preform in england :(

[eilzomalzo]

and Scotland! :P

[Kukkii1337]

they're will be like 5 people for the Scotland Concert including me and my brother XD

[eilzomalzo]

OMG WHERE AND WHEN?!

[Kukkii1337]

Lmao i was agreeing with you, when evilkitty said they wish he would perform in England, you said Scotland and then so forth XP lmao

[Darkpuppy99]

i love him! i wish he would perform again in new york city! i really want to go see him! :)

[TashaIsDead]

Awesome.

Has anyone else noticed the emily the strange poster on the wall?

[TakuSang]

I noticed. But then again I have the same poster on my door. Gotta love Voltaire.

[mopoblack]

voltaire owns this song is so funny

[Antik17]

awesome xD

[mikeyp0tter]

This song Inspired me to use Zombie Gigolo for all my Usernames

[princesstamika]

This song inspired me to list tomb of ill repute as my location.

[Kukkii1337]

This song made me put my occupation as Undead Whore

[XMistressxOfxDeathX]

This man is amazing. How do you beat his music, really.

That's right, you can't. So there. XD