Re: Gamer Voice Chat Harassment with Duke Nukem

[Rekkie88]

Learn the lines before qouting them!!! Gawd...

[g3n3z1d3]

i think you just imitate Duke Nukem

[MagnitudePerson]

Haha. nice.

[TheOneandOnlyRhebus]

Good imitation :D

[jimmimcsandy]

YOU are a RIOT.. - the fact that those other gamers DIDNT know it was duke's voice.. is hilarious.. (must have all been newbs in that guild) .. toooo funny, what about.. the scene.. in the Arcade above the Cinema Washrooms.. right next to the hidden health pack in the wall - was that .. DukeNukem2 arcade game.. - and if you pushed the button to access the health panel while in front of the arcade machine..duke would say "DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH MYSELF !!"

[shamana92]

OMG fuckin Goth !?!?!!??! wtf?

[ultimatetoturial56]

motherfucker is you you destroy my gamers players

[GiOnRoSeS]

Let's rock!!! Duke is amaziing! Sorry for my english..... what is that? It's a program? How is name? Reply please! Thanks ;)

[sheenkar]

i'd like to have this voice supernice

[sexyslimgoody1779]

ive got bowls of cereal

[Aur0rah]

its pretty, sweeeeeet lol and now bloow it out your ass.hahaha

i will blow you out of my ass anyady.

(not you but the alien bastard=

YOu look like something i just blew out of my ass... hahhalooooool

[Aur0rah]

LOL "GREETINGS , I GOT BALLZ OF STEEL" AHHA right out of the blue.

[tntparanoia]

does ur mother know about this???

[Sparklespmm]

Its a great impression I knock it not. But come on bitching about people having too much time on their hands then you do this?

[xorcyst420]

its the pure fact this bitch freaked out cause shes a fuckin idiot. yes lets just stay on the net and keep getting harassed and pissed off rather than oh i dont know log off and go do something else lol

[Aur0rah]

WELCOME to Duke burger

dont eat junk food or eat shit and die

here at Duke Burgers we know what nutrition MEANS

WHAT ARE YOU? eat mcdonnalds? you bottom beating scum sucking mc fry eater

all you need is some proteins we GOT LOTS OF meat .. what kind of meat ALIEN? THEIR HEAD THEIR ASS whats the difference! dont get ever fat with alien meat

Dont risk your life DONT PLAY WITH YOURSELF , EAT DUKE BURGERS OR DIE WITH CLOWN BASTARD.

[Aur0rah]

greetins , i gooot too much tiiime on my haaand

so i plaaaaay with myself with a small camera of steeel

damn i sound GOOOD

I MASTURBATED SO MUCH and ican go for SUM MORE CUZ I GOT BAALZ OF STEEL

COME GET SOME BABY

[Aur0rah]

LOOOL it makes it funny when i see your face when you said "i have baals of steel"

lol specially when you open your eyes and look happy when your saying an angry line haha.

[kylem2268]

Right, well its was okay I guess, but don't bother putting it up on youtube until it's a brilliant match.

[PaulGammer]

Nobody messes with our chicks, seriously nobody takes a fucking joke, blow it out your ass. hehehe nice voice 5-5

[xorcyst420]

no shit eh lol some people are too high strung.

[HoursTillAutumnx]

Who made the original video? o.o

[xorcyst420]

videocompiler

[Nicklan17]

hahaaha,Nice duke voice.

[NorwegianAngel]

Is that your woice? o.O

[xorcyst420]

yuppers :)

[TheUndeadSpectre]

i love it dude. the voice is awesome XD

[xorcyst420]

thanks :)

[xxxzzxz]

hhaaaa ive played dat old game i get so tired dat over and over realgudog sound perfect reminds me of that game

[oMRkiiTTyPoOpYaHoO]

you hink your cool cause you can do a meteokre duke nukem and you can curse a lot fuk you douche bag

[xorcyst420]

and you THINK your cool by trying to act all tough and call me a douchebag on the internet cause you couldnt tell anyone off to their face you hide behind a screen and think your cool. eat a dick and go fuck yourself you dick slangin' shit stabber. and i would suggest going to get laid or find a gurl cause if this is how you spend your time, fuckin pathetic man.

[charleygirl13]

I don't really care about what you are saying because you are hot! I like watching you talk....

[xorcyst420]

well if you like anything in perticular that i say feel free to let me know i can make you a video of a whole slew of words that you like ;)

[DanWesside]

lol whats the point of this video

[xorcyst420]

nothing :)

[snakeeater243]

were u the guy that voice-acted DukeNukem?

[xorcyst420]

no lol

[Dragonfury3000]

-_-

[milnusthegnome]

not funny so i'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck

[cavabc123]

you know what mate your a fucking fag!!!! on your ither vid you sed ppl need to get a life and get laid.... well have you looked at yourself lately you twat

[xorcyst420]

yea and your the fag on here bitching about getting a life and pissing away cyber bullying on youtube, whereas i have a life and do go out and have been getting laid and all that fun shit, something YOU might want to look into you dumshit

[crunning96]

You really need to shave that homosexual skid mark you have on your chin. then this video would be like.......... 5% better.

[xorcyst420]

Yes well i am glad i have the fag patch brigade looking out for me, wouldnt want to seem gay and have to have it pointed out by some cock knuckle on youtube, thx for the heads up you fucktastic shit stabber.

ps. and of course it goes without saying that you are the masterful source of all things that look gay, can only immagine what you look like.

[crunning96]

excellent excellent reply.

[wellowspickhammer]

awsome man, get some time to kill frases and put them on here

[eman8675309]

hilarious!

[xorcyst420]

actually its "and i'm all outta gum" and also yea i know i didnt get some quotes right, you and a buncha other ppl have pointed it out, i do have more recent videos where i say them correctly lol this was all from memory

[leigon29]

Its:

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble Gum...but I'm all outta gum.

[CaptHowdy2648]

Balls of steel! XD

[hentbean]

hey dude it was kinda funny but i just think you might have gone overboard i mean you might have tromatized her lol

[hentbean]

my bad dude i replied to the wrong dude

[xorcyst420]

yea dude im not videocompiler lol i just voiced a comment about it after watching it and peeing my pants cause she flipped out so much hahah

[BlueFuzion101]

Duke Nukem wouldn't like this vid.

[JumboCactuar]

Maybe you should try talking to girls like this I'm sure it'll be a big hit, you'll impress them with your internet game and meme knowledge and that goatee will just make them go wild

[xorcyst420]

yes and im sure your such a player going around tellin the ladies your hardcore and u try to pick on ppl in youtube, shit that must make them so wet, "OMG u hate on pll on youtube, oh fuck me right now" get a life dood.

[BlueFuzion101]

I want to punch you in the face

[DerekSanjo]

it is, "I'm gona ripe your head of and shit down your NECK!"

NECK NECK NECK!

You suck...

[xorcyst420]

yea and you think im not aware i said it wrong i did it all from memory, and your the 1000th person to tell me this so heres your prize!

go fuck yourself. and btw the way, its "im gonna RIP your head OFF and shit down your neck" at least spell it right if your gonna be a tol and gimme shit for it.

[DerekSanjo]

lol, well, mainly, I was just letting you know your voice acting sucked, to be honest.

It reminds me of those people on American idol that think they can sing.

But I'm pretty glad a buncha other people reminded you you suck. That makes me a bit happier.

[DerekSanjo]

Ahh, sorry, nm me. Its decent stuff. Keep up the good work.

Mighta just been jealous. Keep postin'.

[SamSnake666]

thanx dude, by the way, if u know what u make in ur throat or something, try to tell me what u do exactly :D, hey can u make voice of Solid Snake like David hayter, if u know plz make it thats great too man, and good luck :D PEACE

[SamSnake666]

hey dude, thats great, how u train ur voice for this? can u help me, I like Voice actors :D

[xorcyst420]

i duno i think im just one of those fluke voice impersination kinda ppl, cause i didnt really train my voice to do duke i just heard it tried it listened to my voice compared to his and just fine tuned the raspiness myself, i just always do voices just something i do :) but if i can help i will try

[nature223]

LMFAO...nice effort man

[asantos12345]

1º - I do it better

2º - You suck

3º - I'm gonna kick your ass

[xorcyst420]

4- prove you do better

5- your mom

6- you talk real tuff on the internet noob try being a man and saying shit to someones face or make a vid saying so fucktard

[asantos12345]

7- you are so ugly like my neightbour ass

8- you are a stupid ass kicker motherfucker

9 - COME GET SOME

[xorcyst420]

ive got balls of steel, and your an insperation for birth control!

[Appclypse]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[IvanSorath]

hahahahahaha

[PunkMartyr]

OMG ITS FUCKN GLENN DANZIG

[steelorigin]

its down your neck not throat but good impressions

[xorcyst420]

yea i know, everyone points it out but ya i know, im my other vid i attached to it i say it right, i did this all from memory lol

[LoukAdz]

Serious... good impression dude... id call everyone up and harass them if i had that voice.. highly enjoyable bro! loukadz.

[daromero20]

u sound just like him when u say "hail to the king baby"

nice man..

[CyraxBlackheartz]

hahaha man ur very cool xD gz sounds like duke lol!

[xorcyst420]

then by all means whip one up :)

[xorcyst420]

its teh 1 millionth person to tell me that, your prize is: i already fucking know i corrected it in my next video :P lol but thx for letting me know for the millionth time

[andyukmonkey]

Why would being able to do better make someone a worse judge on quality?

Most of the negative comments here are from morons and most of your replies are moronic too. But hey, thats Youtube for you.

[xorcyst420]

doesnt make them a better judge just makes them actually have some merit in saying i suck, rather than bashing me with nothing to back it up. i dont claim to be a pro at this shit, its just for fun and because i daily get these comments i reply cause it amuses how pathetic ppl really can be, so yea my comments are moronic but who the bigger moron the moron defending himself or the moron attacking someone for no reason?

[phazzydoo]

If you think you're better than the people 'attacking' you and you're saying you're bringing yourself down to their level, then you're the bigger moron.

[xorcyst420]

well if u think im bringin myself down to their level, me i see it as "do un to others..." so ppl get what they ask for. after that i dont think of myself as high and mighty or better than anyone else, im just me enjoying laughin at the douchebags that make these comments.

[phazzydoo]

Uhh... That's a pretty awful video, I'd say try harder next time but you'll probably just attack me because judging by your replies you're an overly smug moron.

[xorcyst420]

actually no im not an overly smug moron u dick, i wasnt gonna attack u or anything, the only reason i reply is cause everyone of my vids gets useless comments like that and yours from ppl who dont show me up or just have nothing better to do than complain about something they cant do better. and most of the time im laughing as i write the shit i do, not trying to be all straightfaced and edgy like all the other pricks on here. so yea unless u can do duke better, dont tell me to try harder.

[phazzydoo]

OMG NO U

[xorcyst420]

OMG ROTFLOL NO U

[jakaboy]

omfg u so fucking retard, fucking nerd , u fucking ungly eat shit and die bitch

[xorcyst420]

wow cry me a river build a bridge and go fuck yourself over it buddy, trying to get your daily hateration going or something? call me a nerd? yea this comming form a guy using the word "OMFG" and bashing ppl on youtube, yea buddy your fuckin hard-kore lol

[loveswoWalot]

hey you fucking cunt you mispelled "core"

[xorcyst420]

ooo excuse me didnt know officer douchebag of the spelling police was in the house, keep up the good work douchebag

[hl2vshalo2]

your totally right man.

they do need to use more quotes

[martin697]

looser

[xorcyst420]

doochebag

[nzboy2007]

haha how that is good man you rock =).

~Jayson

[godscuttingyoudown]

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

OF STEEL

[zoneMAVERICK]

Please tell me what your smoking?

[xorcyst420]

bc bud, usually a variety of kush, atm its purple kush lol

[doomsday316]

It's Batista.

[xorcyst420]

well i have a little more hair than he does btu yea i never thought of that lol its kinda true and funny

[Hebes3xC]

dude, thats not bad, need a little more rasp, but its still good

[xxSickwithpainxx]

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

[huntafalife]

ok lay of the drugs lol

[xorcyst420]

wheres the fun in that? lol

[zerogdeb]

balls of steel rofl

[skippyau]

Epic.

[GreenGarterth]

Nice one mate you sounds just like him haha

[deathboiz]

rofl... your voice is so low (its cool

[batdanx]

COOL BEARD

[M3k4n5]

Omg. <3.

[talye7]

LOL that whole time I was like, he hasn't said the bubble gum line! I'm gonna include that in my comment!

way to ruin my fun.

[catjob]

why are you wearing make-up

[xorcyst420]

what makeup? i have bags under my eyes cause of lack of sleep, and otherwise im just that pale lol so i duno wtf ur talking about

[FinalFront]

NECK! SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK! :D

[xorcyst420]

i know i know its fixed in the follow up response i did

[FinalFront]

Lol. ok

[trunk102]

nice man!

[mightisright]

You sound just like him.

[markbuje]

xorcyst420 FTW!

[ponchato]

You... are DUKE NUKEM!!!!??!?!?

[SRChameleon]

Well, at least you know that you got a job at 3D Realms if that other guy gets fired. :P

[rebelgamer]

Isn't "Hail to the king baby" a line from the movie Army of Darkness?

[xorcyst420]

yes it is and a few of duke nukem's quotes are taken from those movies =)

[Jarvfrankenstein]

Yes it is, and that's where Duke Nukem took it from.

[nightseed]

yup

[whitedevlor]

do you live under a fucking train railroad or something

[xorcyst420]

no but there is train tracks two houses over and my street gets alot of traffic and my window is open lol

[scopeckssss]

To be Honest Not funny.. and the last bit u forgot is... its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And im alll outta gum

[RobCorvette]

It's actually neck, but hey, who cares. You did the voice great.

[DeFRaG0]

wow dude u fucked up on some of your shit there lmfao but nice video i guess :D

[wowistehpwnsauce]

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls of steel

[Gogoth101]

You forgot "That's gonna hurt come winter" XD

Love this. Hahaha the lady is so dramatic in the end.

[Sthanatoz]

oooo, Mmmmmessssssy

[Snipinranga]

you're canadian, I can tell from yer accent :p

[xorcyst420]

yea i am, whats your point? lol

[GeneralMarky]

Lol, did you manage it too be that calm all the time? or u just taped your voice and repeat that stuff? it's kinda hard too be calm and don't laugh when you do this shit xD

[xorcyst420]

yea i did that on the fly without dubbing or anything, yea its hard not to smile but i do these things alot, u should check out my arnold impressions those are hard not to smile in as well xD and by the way last i checked i dont have an accent but i suppose depending where ur from u might think i do xP

[xorcyst420]

also im altering my voice so how can i have an accent? lol u must be an american, only americans think we have accents lol

[Banned0518]

hey how did you like video compiler test being banned? I told you guys You will not win

The Anti-Videocompiler movement WILL WIN!

Join us and start flagging videos

VC SUCKS!

VC SUCKS!

[xorcyst420]

what the hell is video compiler? i have no idea wtf ur talking about lol

[Nalidor]

VideoCompiler is the guy who originally made that video and many others like it. He's been banned so many times now but he always comes back.

[xorcyst420]

oh well now i know lol i just do impersonations and shit maybe the odd prank call lol

[SimsR31]

Piss off idiot

[SimsR31]

VC rules

[xorcyst420]

"blow it out your ass" :)

[lolerx]

We all know that ur gay like videocompiler.

[xorcyst420]

sounds like your wishing a little too hard buddy lol

[meetmyfisttoyourface]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... But I'm allll outta gum.

You did that line wrong too.

[xorcyst420]

not per say cause ive heard the quote how he says it and besides duke wouldnt chew no bubble gum!

[faceheadman]

lmao true

[trippygs]

hah

[VideoCompilerSeven]

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

[CharizardFireGod]

it's NECK!

[xorcyst420]

yea i know damnit!! LOL im not remaking the whole vid for one word so get over it!!! =p

[Hiramthedude]

nice Duke impression XD

and its "i will rip ur head off and shit down ur neck" not throat

[xorcyst420]

lol well we cant win em all can we,  thx for the correct tho

[jordsoo1]

:D friggin wicked

[max9r]

ahahahaha

duke nukem forever!