Warcraft Pandaren Brewmaster Quotes

[Syt96]

Everyday I meet people thinking pandarens are a direct ripoff from kung fu panda even though pandarens existed long before those movies ever existed. And they have been in lore since WoW started.

[billay360]

The ORIGINAL Kung-Fu Panda. Fuck Jack Black

[SovietPlatypus]

I'd smoke marijuana with a pandaren :D

He'd be all like whats your poison.

Wanna get drunk ?

[LufiXx]

If this guy gonna do the voice for the male pandaren in WoW ... that would be so awesome!

[FirestoneX]

What is Wow? Is that kind of like a less cool version of Star Wars: The Old Republic?

[WaterElementall]

@FirestoneX Wow is short for World of Warcraft which is an increased version so to speak of WARCRAFT, but you play with only one character at a time, and you have dozens of skills and items. Wow came a lot earlier then SWTOR so i think it is the newer version of Wow but wow is still unique, and really can't be compared

[FirestoneX]

@WaterElementall

LOL... I was joking....

[WaterElementall]

@FirestoneX I know thats why i answered in a WIKI-sort of way XD /sarcasm is about 60% of my behaviour ^^ /

[mobspeak]

Fuck pandas, if there should be a new playable race it should be the consortium. Love how they look, move sound.. everything. Give gay ally the panda and horde the consortium.

[Twitchythe3rd]

@mobspeak So you basically want more civilized Goblins?

[mobspeak]

@Twitchythe3rd No I want an awesome looking race.

[TheMabist]

@mobspeak

If I'm correct the Consortium doesn't vow to take sides in Lore since the Consortium doesn't agree with the petty war they both have, instead they make some goods off of it. Changing that will make blizzard lose more subscribers than it has before.

[LyeLye]

lol bi-polar! >.< I loveee

[CodeXCDM]

One can only hope that they implement Storm, Earth, and Fire as one of the Monk Class spells. If it's the ultimate Brewmaster spell, it would make for an interesting Tank survivability tool I imagine.

[tank2g2]

his dad was bi-polar

[IsacCrimson]

And the fanboys rage about these guys coming to WoW. HAH!

[YunaQQQQQ5]

Mists of Pandaria shall rise!

[Armengoldragon]

Warcraft 3! all goes back to the original game :D

[Disneysorcerer]

My wish came true! HOORAY! XD

[TheSevenCamels]

@Disneysorcerer But at what cost? :O

[Disneysorcerer]

@TheSevenCamels I don't know lol

[CarrotAtHeart]

How can anyone NOT be excited for these guys in WoW.

[bjoe201988]

@CarrotAtHeart because their new generation idiots who dont know shit about the warcraft lore at all, they play wow just to complain

[PiromancerFreak]

@CarrotAtHeart they've been in wow since 1994

[Solus793]

PANDAS FTW!! GOGO MOP!!

[mattwo7]

How do these guys have so much hate on them again?

[Weegee9003]

@mattwo7 cuz little kids thinks its a rip of of kung fu panda

[mattwo7]

@Weegee9003 Yea just like they think my red min-pin is a chiwawa cuz of a certain movie set in Beverly Hills

[DarkMagus1985]

Mist of Pandaria and these jokes will make me want to drink! Guess I'll have puke breath too....

[taltigolt]

something i'd imagine south park to have

[tofattofly1]

Ale is my bear neccisity

[Zulandar]

My favourite hero.

[firespin98]

is he talking to himself?

[TheCyanideMonster]

I thought this was s'posed to be a hoax...

[userofdoom1]

This is the anicet Alcholic panda :)

[MrElionor]

blizz just keeps pushing and pushing if they continue there isnt going to be anyone left

[tangoman111]

"My dad was Bi-Polar"

XD

[VromNath]

FOR PANDARIAAAAAAAA!

Favorite race in all of Warcraft right here.

[PotentYoshi]

Yep. World Of warcraft is total shit now.

[ShadowCrashed81]

@PotentYoshi It has been total shit since wrath. Quit being an idiot because you'll most likely play panda world anyway.

[PotentYoshi]

@ShadowCrashed81 I quit back in early wrath. BC was the only good WOW expansion. I tried cataclysm and i hated it. The game fucking sucks

[ShadowCrashed81]

@PotentYoshi So clearly, you hated the game long before mist of pandaria was trademarked. So you saying it is total shit *now* seems moot.

[pigeonpsycho]

fucking gay

[RetlocLive]

where is pandaria in the WoW universe... lol

[MrJustinArt]

@RetlocLive News have been leaked about something looking like an expansion called "Mists of Pandaria" and pandaren may (MAY) be a new race. So....

I will bring PANDAMONIUM!

[peterscoop]

for me this is fuckin gay to the core of faggotness. wow for 5 year old gay norwegian children.

[lolyeahwhat]

@peterscoop

fail troll is fail.

[peterscoop]

@lolyeahwhat you have noa bility to use your own language but must use geek quotes? for me it is a stupid idea, i dont like childish stupid things that are to sweet and colorful i play wow since begining and it should be dark not some pandarens but ofc i know MANY faggots play wow and will love this idea just like they like to dress up as a night elf female

[lolyeahwhat]

@peterscoop

It's all in Blizz's hands. Panderans could turn out very silly and dumb looking, or they could be pretty damn cool and fierce. I think Blizz has already taken enough heat from Gnomes/Goblins/Blood Elves to make that mistake again.

[MrElionor]

@lolyeahwhat hey dont you talk bad about gnomes

[lolyeahwhat]

@MrElionor

I like Gnomes. Majority of the community doesn't seem to though.

[MrElionor]

@lolyeahwhat thats cause they are jalous

[nuclearblast91]

Mists Of Pandara. calling it.

[Solcaris]

@nuclearblast91 you didn't call anything, you're just going off a thread on MMOChampion.

[Lightn0x]

In Soviet Russia, Pandas endanger YOU ..

[ElPueyoLoco]

Oh blizzard and your puns. :)

[kamaaladiin]

Who would dislike this video ???

[Disneysorcerer]

please let the pandaren be a multi-factional playable race in wow,OH PLEASE LET THE PANDAREN BE A MULTI-FACTIONAL PLAYABLE RACE IN WOW >.<

[ssbblover10]

@Disneysorcerer you got what you wanted.

[Vyomesh1984]

@Disneysorcerer Your wish has been granted!

[genericusername13]

@Disneysorcerer i find irony in this comment. :P

[IvanMallia]

@Disneysorcerer they are!!!! :)

[MrVogelz]

@Disneysorcerer LOOOOOOOOOOOL , your wish came true - mists of pandaren. You wrote this 4 months ago and it came true ;)

[Disneysorcerer]

@MrVogelz YAY!!! FOR PANDARIA!!!! X'D

[macmaasi79]

@MrVogelz sure it did, because Blizzard already saved that name for 4 months now :D

[TahuFenix]

@Disneysorcerer they are now, but the kids who plays now WoW hate them...

[BlackJadeLotusNin]

@Disneysorcerer uh, wish granted.

[sh00taboy]

@Disneysorcerer Congrats, your wish came true.

[jones81381]

@Disneysorcerer Blizzard must have read your please because Pandarens are going to be neutral to level 10 then you choose to be Horde or Alliance. You probably already knew that though. My only question is, and I'm not asking anyone in particular; how will Blizz handle cross faction chatting since Pandaren's can be both Horde and Alliance? If they speak in their native Pandaren, a Horde Pandaren and Alliance Pandaren could speak with each other as easily as an Orc speaks to a Troll.

[tacogoat]

@jones81381 I think you speak Pandaren untill 10, then you speak Common or Orcish, Also, you can't add friends or group untill you've chosen a faction or somethin like that

[jones81381]

@tacogoat But that seems unfair, to take the Pandaren racial language away. All other races have a racial language. Maybe they'll do away with all racial languages since they are rarely used anyway.

[tacogoat]

@jones81381 Not saying it doesn't. Just stating what I heard, Personally i'd LOVE to be able to talk to my Horde buddies while he's attacking a town that I'm in

[Disneysorcerer]

@jones81381 I'm pretty sure they will work something out. :)

[dargonfanatic]

@Disneysorcerer YOUR WISH HAS COME TRUE =D=D=D

[KisiroKitsune]

@Disneysorcerer Yay, got your wish!

[Veldaxx]

@Disneysorcerer Wish granted. HIGH FIVE!

[Disneysorcerer]

@Veldaxx *goes for high five*

[Veldaxx]

@Disneysorcerer HIGH FIVE! *high five given.*

[BigNickDigger88]

@Disneysorcerer At level 10, pandarien choose horde or alliance, so your in luck.

[SgtIronbeak]

@Disneysorcerer oh hey, your wish was granted

[Airsoftdeathroll]

@Disneysorcerer Don't worry they will, they'll be able to choose what faction to side with at lvl 10.

[Therodinn]

@Disneysorcerer FUUUUUUUUUU- You gave them idea, die, purge in HELL FIRE!!

[Disneysorcerer]

@Therodinn Whoa-ho! Dude calm down I was just liking the pandaren. XD

[BenTennison16]

this is why pandas are an endagered species.

[Twitchythe3rd]

@BenTennison16 An awesome endangered species that can both kick your ass and drink a dwarf under the table.

[WarCraftLoreMaster]

I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath.

xDDDDDDD

[Rattle189]

Dead ya' poison?

[mickiel21]

I wonder what would be your reaction if your girlfriend ask you (0:06) same voice and accent...LoL

[CaliFlyz]

ally race in two expasions WoW

[CoCko1eg]

my dad was by polar - is he charlie sheen :D WINNING

[DrTheKay]

@commanderkylins its pandamoniam, dumbshit

[victortw69]

@DrTheKay chill broo

[vamp801d]

0:12 he said : ????

[DaGhettoGuru]

101th comment.

sup.

[CommanderKylins]

THIS WILL BE GRIZZLY!!!  I BRING FORTH THE ONION!!! xD ( I know the last one is wrong)

[DaGhettoGuru]

BEST WARCRAFT CHARACTER EVER. EEEEEEEEEEVER.

[SinerAthin]

Now YOU are endangered!

[Alien43]

Favourte ones

My dad he was bipolar

Fresh cool ale here

FOR PANDARIA

[baciu14]

My dad, he was bipolar. what that means??



[DeviousBetrayer]

@baciu14 It's a play of words, bipolar means a person with wild mood swing. Their emotions fluctuate from very happy to depress very quicky. The panda said he was Bi-polar as in polar bears. Get it?

[baciu14]

@DeviousBetrayerL LOL

[GreatSilverDragon]

Heh, I really liked the pandaren in Warcraft, and their qoutes.

Pandaren: You look parched, have it on the house.

Me: sure. *drinks ale*

Pandaren: I'll put it on your tab.

Me: Cool, wait, what?

[Leonniket]

I BRING PANDAMONIUM

[Hectorogents]

I always thought he said penguin on the house.....

[Pikaqiu]

@Hectorogents lol ur accent sux

[Hectorogents]

@Pikaqiu lol ur internet lnguage sux

[Pikaqiu]

@Hectorogents lol ur spelling sux

[Hectorogents]

@Pikaqiu lol wth did you tink I wuz saying to u tard I am tawking like you afterawl

[MyConflogulous]

i found him,i blinked up to him,and he ran off the map

[ND999taufan]

In WoW, every race represents a country in the real world in the Medieval Ages Humans - North Americans Dwarfs - Scottish Night Elves - Asian Gnomes - Diaspora Jews Draenei - Turkish Orcs - African Undead - British Tauren - American Indians Trolls - Jamaican Blood Elves - German Wargen - Romanian Goblins - Still don't know Nagas - Aztec (Mayans) Pandaren - Chinese Oh how I hope the Pandaren and/or the Nagas became playable races in WoW

[Gasketfuse]

@ND999taufan Trolls are Aztec, not Naga. :P

[ND999taufan]

@Gasketfuse I really hope you are joking

Did you even hear a Jamaican?

The Naga Building style & weapons are obviously Aztec

[Pikaqiu]

@ND999taufan Pandaren for ALLIANCE! Naga can go join BEs in horde

[brainjuice654]

screw the wolvens, the panderan's should be the next new race in wow

[xaositectz]

@brainjuice654 i guess it'll never happen due to pandas being some kind of holy animal for the chinese, who are a quite large part of wow's playerbase (i read this somewhere)

[TaiGekTou]

@xaositectz This rumor has been refuted a long time ago. People have found evidence of pandas or panda-like creatures in various Chinese games, including PvP MMOs.

[Pikaqiu]

@xaositectz Yeah ever heard of perfect world online? They allow pandas as playable chars, and its a chinese mmorpg

[13origamidog37]

pandaria = china

[mustafacan94]

Japanese

[SpartanSlayer]

@mustafacan94 Chinese in fact. You want japanese? Try the Blademaster

[MociCraciun]

FOR PANDORIAAAA !!!!

[kxr21007]

I hope that they make them horde in the next xp after cata.

[LykosRex]

Anyone else reminded a tiny bit of Zul'jin's monologue near the end of the Pandaren's quotes o.O?

[bahcacatule]

name your poison!! vodkaaaaaaaa

[huskycommander]

they cant put pandas in WoW because chinese will get jealous.

[bigmankralc]

@huskycommander they will, they are a major alliance race and help to the dwarves. China's just gonna have to bite the bullet like they did with the Forsaken, since they CENSORED their skins.

[DracheN0504]

Pandaren FOR WOW!!!!

[forPANDORIA]

my name xD

[seatspud]

How about Pandaren Brewmaster Quotes That Didn't Make It? I'll start:

"I come from the land of sky-blue waters!"

(off-screen) "Wa-a-ters!" (P.B.) "Huh?"

(Cuz, he reminds me of the Hamm's Bear, Geddit?)

[TheMrJuvete]

For Pandaria!!!!!!

[dragonstormx]

Very funny panda.

[3DTyrant]

*burp* sorry! xD

[Narutontf6]

ching chang chong XD

[DutchWolfey]

damn your poison!

[theMilkz]

it's name your poison. that's what people call alcohol. lol

[Twitchcricket]

FOR PANDAREA!

[frozendarkness38]

@Twitchcricket Fucking fail...

[xxst3p2xx]

This is one of the most epic playable heroes in WC III.

[forPANDORIA]

agreed

[renzgambit21]

What was that?

Now your in danger

or

No your endangered

[maxkilla69]

''now your endangered!'' <3

[kenty41]

Panda Express!

[squish200]

chen stormstout rocks! seen the sneezing baby pandda? Adorable

[grujalol]

Crazy Panda i like him!!!!!!xD

[DraMattIck]

it's an asian stereotype cuz it's a PANDAren... u see like... PANA... from CHINA.... ASIA.... u get my picture... -_-

[GameTimeGO]

@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY

Warcraft 3 was not made by Koreans

it is popular game in Korea but it was made by the american company blizzard

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

you sure? well I guess no korean can think about any creature from any race fighting each other LOL

[Hannitymustdie]

oooh man, I play undead and every damn night elf gets this guy so I can't garg anymore. it's frustrating as hell

[sirrington]

Is trouble brewing lol

[Condom007of007Solace]

DON'T DRINK AND DOTA Pandarian Brewmaster!!!

[purplepikminfan101]

lol

[andreyta1803]

0:06 este me encanta =D

[Kairu32]

Fresh Cool Ale Here *burp* sorry xD

[joboss63]

he makes me think of master bo rai cho from mortal combat

[FrigateEmpire]

If you want hear other characters on qoutes please press f1 while not moving. makes it say qoutes

please trust me

this will do anything nonsense

[kom4o]

click on thema lot, f1 is for heroes only

[zidane247]

my dad, he was a bipolar XD

[Jaovvarela]

thats why i love to play with him in dota hes my main :D

[K1va]

it's pandemonium

[Eman9876543210]

its a pun its supposed to be panda-monium haha

[swordmonkey05]

hahahahah i bring pandamonium!

[Goosesteps]

Now YOU'RE endangered!

[ToktzJad1]

I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath.

[wesz0r]

Pandamonium! xD

[tml61685]

Is trouble brewing? Name your poison. You seem a little parched. Another round? Oh, gladly! I'll give it a shot. Have one on the house. I'll put it on your tab. This will be grizzly! Now you're endangered. I bring pandamoneum! Prepare to get trashed! Fresh, cool ale here.