Casino Blackjack Table

[LoLwhySoSensitive]

Take this stiff, pound it up your fucking ass! Hit me again! His voice tone when he says that just cracks me up

[LoLwhySoSensitive]

cant stop watching, my fav scene lol

[murdermass89]

"You should pay as fast as you collect"

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

He was also the black jack dealer in Rain man

[San94Andreas]

what area you starin' at you baldheaded jew prick?

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

"That's it, keep lookin' at him ya dummy!"

[BNSF1985]

love joe pesci..

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[doctorw2]

they went a little bit over the top with the violence in this film.

[ivanrorick]

@doctorw2 All of it really happened. And they only showed a fraction of the violence that did happen. 

[GamblingCritic]

Awesome

[tombuzzguy]

only joey pesci can beat someone with a telephone

[GhostOfBugsy]

No way a 5 foot 2 inch punk could get away with this, I don't care who he knows. He'd be dead in a week. The real life Spilotro was probably close to this - look where it got him - lol

[WARMONGER101]

no sound?

[BEARARMZ]

2:03 look at rickles face. yeah he deserved it lol

[xIReziztanceIx]

hit me again. what you looking at you bald headed jew prick

give me the fucking money sammy.

[mandypants02]

@TheThisishell legend

[5che13e]

Look at this fucking beaut they put in now :)

[matser08]

"Fuckers, they take but they don't wanna give it back"

something everyone's said at a casino

[MrBoywonder1985]

"Joe pesci is god."

Um, and he gets whacked at the end? Duh!



[JackHill45]

What "Get outta here"? I got a marker comin'.

[elgreynacho]

Why is the phone connected to nothing?

[hazardous1990]

take this stiff and pound it up your fucking ass!

[ItalianTony86]

look at dis fuckin beaut!

[potatoes4200]

whats it mean to take the money out of your own kick?

[mandypants02]

@potatoes4200 you have to watch the film...its a great movie you will enjoy it

[potatoes4200]

@mandypants02 i've seen it 12 times, i just dont know what that meant. 

[VisionofOrion]

Awsome scene.

Nobody wants to mess with a gangster. Much less a crazy, out of his mind, drunk one. 

[TheTrueGamble]

man where's security?!

[devilxhlywood]

@TheTrueGamble it's a mob owned casino and pesci is the top mob guy in town. no way is security making any move on him unless deniro says so, and even then they still might not do anything. i wouldn't , i'd rather get fired.

[TheTrueGamble]

@devilxhlywood i understand, but the way he is treating the dealer, and the manager of the casino is inappropiate.

[Rettke]

@TheTrueGamble He is Nicky Santoro he can do whatever he pleases

[rev1969]

i don't get it. Getting tens in the hole is good in blackjack!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

2:00-2:16 Hahaha, poor Don Rickles, he kicked his ass and threw the damn phone at him. I remember in the theater, everyone was laughing their asses off.

[elgreynacho]

How the fuck can you grin? Do you know how much I'm stuck?

[Countrychiddler]

Wonder how many takes it took to get that card stuck on his shirt?

[sikfreak6969]

"What do you mean leave?, I got a marker coming" LMAOOOOOO

[izadad]

i love the way he says motherfucker 

[uzibitch1]

lmao @ the way the old man rolled back over

[Deere55]

Never piss Joe Pesci off when he's standing near a phone.

[meltdownup]

I miss the days when you could hold the cards in Blackjack.

[dumnuts1]

Pesci's best line is with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover coming out of the SubWay drive thru when Pesci didn't get the sandwich he ordered. Remember the line?

[SNDoubleOG]

Joe is the king of gangster in this and GoodFellas.

[favre16]

Joe ROCKS, I laugh my ass off every time I see this, thanks for posting...:)

[gabrielirlanda]

what a great couple Joe Pesci and Robert de Niro, pity we'll hardly see them together again in a movie... no actors left to bring that 80's and 90's magic back

[TheJosephCLawrence]

This is such a funny scene. Joe Pesci does a great job in these roles.

[TheJosephCLawrence]

This scene is just so funny. Pesci is so good in these roles.

[OdiseyThe]

thats the same card dealer from the movie rain man

[316greg]

What are you staring at you bald headed jew prick!!!! LMFAO!!!

[meltz911]

@47 sec, is that the bj dealer from Rain Man?

[Habeel13]

00:45 onwards made me ROFL =DDD EPIC!

[Wentfradump]

JA JA JA. IF HE TRY THAT IN MY COUNTRY HE WOULD END UP GETING RAPED IN COAT ROOM.

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@Wentfradump WHAT IN YOUR TOILET OF A COUNTRY?

[Wentfradump]

@FuckTheLawNiggasDO YOU REALIZE YOUR TALKING TO A PERSIAN MAN?

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@Wentfradump hence why you are a toilet aswell as your country

[niceguy60]

Is it Nicky or Tommy, doesn't matter because I wouldn't cross either.

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[Piliesence]

that nicki is great mother fucker

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[gjnice21]

my favorite actor

"how the fuck can you grin? how the fuck can you grin? you know how much im stuck? do you give a fuck? do ya?

give yourself a hand right across your fucking mouth

Look at this fucking beaut they put in now"

[44DemonSlayer]

Yeah give yourself a hand right across your fucking mouth

[HipHopPhilosopher]

brilliant

[FuckDaMedia]

take this stick.......and pound it up ur fuckin ass, hit me again LLMAOO!!!

take this one and stick it up ur sisters ass!

[prozac004]

the thumbs up thing is really fucking annoying.

[kecho619]

@prozac004 "the thumbs up thing is really fucking annoying"

shit's gettin' annoying and ＯＬＤ(bout time someone says it)

[SL4VE0WNER1904619]

@kecho619 i know right? thumbs up if you hate it when people say "thumbs up if..."

[mmeyer1]

I bet so many people wanted to do what Pesci did to Rickles in this scene lol

[ewh83]

weve all been there lol

[tyronesinclair]

nicky is such a gangster......how am i funny?

[rub3nski]

i had a huge losing streak playing poker recently, wish I could be Joe Pesci once lol

[Weslo2]

lol 1:09 card on shirt, 1:11 card gone not on table either

[clp545]

What are you staring at you bald-headed jew prick 2:03

[roydamanna]

"get out of here"

what get out of here... i get my marker coming lol

joe pesci dont give a fuck olol

[DrHasslein]

8 people were busy beating the customers.

[ScarFail]

2:00 I laughed my ass off!!!

[weirdalcrazy2timbuk3]

description says it all. "yea give yourself a hand, right across yer fuckin mouth. oh lok at this fuckin beaut they put in now..."

[CassandrasCasinos]

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[ArmyJames]

Why wouldn't he want the "stiffs"? Face cards are good in Blackjack aren't they?

[ItNice26]

yeah... give yourself a hand right across your fucking mouth.

[strongestofemall]

Music makes it even funnier. "Ooooooo, oooooo, ooooooooooooo".

[juke521]

"What are you staring at you bald-headed jew prick?" I am so gonna use that line one day

[9dissection9]

@juke521 I've always wanted to say: Tell that Jew motherfucker over there to pay that marker

[ReesZzz]

@juke521 I used it on my dad when I pinched a girls ass in front of him at a train station. I used the line because he just stared at me asif to say 'I cant beleive you just did that!' I used the line and He didn't take too kindly to it!

[reverberate79]

yea give yourself a hand right across your fucking mouth LMAO

[niceguy60]

@reverberate79 Then eat a snickers

[ThePhallystorm]

Don Rickles in his Prime would have had Joe Pesci lapping his ball bag! FACT!!

[citykid33]

Ned Flanders the Pit Boss

[Natureboywhooo]

Should of took some tips off rainman!!!

[sandinyourshoes]

Markers? I couldn't understand anything Billy said to Ace.

[reekthegreek]

Billy Batts comes back from the dead and now works for Pesci lol

[niceguy60]

@reekthegreek Then billy batts sends pesci off to the dead

[KingBudoo]

been knocking everybodies dick in all night eh? Fucking classic!

[Sointerestin]

8 people has stiffs up there a..es

fuck em this is classic..lol

[Pacemaker182]

look at this beaut they put in now.

[magicargo1232]

pound it up your sisters ass

[mrossi991]

forget card counting. nicky has blackjacked figured out

[knaxon]

Hit me. Take this stiff and pound it up your fucking ass.

my other favorite is when hes beating the guy to death and puts his head in a vise!

[AETutorials42]

Take this stiff, and pound it up your fucking ass! 

[eazye26boy]

how da fuck can you grin??

[XTC5]

What are you starin at you bald headed jew prick..hahahahahaha

[cayloh]

Muderfucker. 

[Jeebs22]

"look at this fuckin beaut they put in now" lmfao!!

[logzie2k8]

"take this one and stick it up your sisters ass"

[UngratefulLiving420]

@BrooksRobby5 whats a kick?

[UngratefulLiving420]

"Whaddya mean lets get outta here? I got a marker comin" lmao

[UngratefulLiving420]

I shoulda done this last time I went to the casino and lost 300 at the blackjack table LOL. "You been fuckin knockin everybodys dick in all night? Huh? You been beatin all the customers tonight, motherfucker? Huh? Jackoff"

[tylerretro83]

This guy is funny thinkin he said "bute", He's getting mad BUTT hurt cause hes wrong, stupid troll. Look up Beaut you dumb shit!..Give it up TROLL!, youre dumb, And wrong..Now sit the fuck down!

[slayer82067]

what the fuck is it with calling me a fucking troll pesci sad bute are beaut who gives a fuck you are fucken troll ha come on you like fucking trolls in the ass ha you fucken troll fucken mother fucker you .

[Goddessgol]

How the fuck can you grin?

[devilxhlywood]

This movie is better than Goodfellas. Why? It has double the amount of Pesci.

[MrMatt8204]

8 people fuckin' grinned. 

[SonofMan111234]

From now on, whenever I see someone clap their hands together in an exasperating manner, I'm going to say to them, "Yeah, give yourself a hand, right across your fucking mouth".

[1bigpusc]

you d think blacks wouldve learned from the oj case.....i guess not...

[1bigpusc]

i warned black people about self control in the casinos.....i seen what happened at osheas casino...one of my old hangouts.....1 punch and now the black guy facing serious time for a murder charge....those drunk white guys act just like joe pesci in the casinos..i know first hand...but unless they actually touch you...just ignore them.. cause trust me las vegas casinos depend on white mens money and if something happens the minority will be assed out....

[ROLLitOVERmySOUL87]

8 people had their dicks knocked in.

[ThePBerry]

he would of won the fuckin' moron\

[kebo15706]

Thumbs up if Nicky has the best Black Jack strategy ever........LOL

[cstraussify]

what is the name of the song?

[MrCaromatic]

Gamblingtime DOT "co"

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[ShaiyaStudios]

"Look at this 20 fucking Kings in a row. Hit me again.."

[Boobies6Make9MeHappy]

NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL LEGITAMENT TRUE ORIGINAL GANGSTERS...UNLIKE THESE FUCKEN WETBACKS IN THE STREETS FIGHTING FOR STREET TURF THAT DNT BELONG TO EM..LOL SILLY ASS BALD HEAD WETBACKS ARE SO FUNNY STRUGGLING WITH WELFARE ..WHILE THESE GUYS HERE OWN HALF THE CASINOS IN VEGAS AND FIGHT FOR REAL DOLLARS!

[mrtundra45]

"keep lookin at him ya fuckin dummy if you had any heart youd be out fuckin stealing for a living" LMAO GOLD!

[Lynch098]

Take this stiff, and pound it up your fuckin ass!!!

[silveriomonares]

can someone tell me the name of the song on the back

[silveriomonares]

fuckng awsome scene

[silveriomonares]

fuckng wasome scene

[mulehead126]

I wish I could have the option to not take cards I've been hit with!

[mulehead126]

Joe Pesci has had some of the greatest lines in movie history!

[XxowendanxX]

damn $10,000 is a lot of money and he wants $50,000??...and is pissed off???...this bullshit is why Nicky got whacked...fricken deserved it...poor black jack dealer had to put up with his abuse...

[360mmspider]

@XxowendanxX bro 10k is peanuts to guys like this.

[XxowendanxX]

@360mmspider I guess so...I guess $10,000 was like an insult...even in 1970's dollars...these mobsters weren't the smartest people in the world...lots of people think they were geniuses or something because they were able to find ways to make lots of money and they DID have talent in that area...and balls...but they weren't geniuses if I was doing what they were doing I'd be socking away my money so that one day I could disappear and just quit.

[360mmspider]

@XxowendanxX that is true, i think what some of them had was "street smarts". and with the right connections were able to make money. when i think of the mobster of the day i see it as a very interesting era in america.

[XxowendanxX]

@360mmspider well now all the gangsters are in government, haha. There's a gigantic pile of money and a printing press in D.C. and everyone is lining up and finding ways to get their hands in it...if America is undone, that will be why...the mobsters depicted here and in Goodfellas were nickel-and-time compared to the bankers and their friends in Washington...if you remember the scene in Goodfellas where Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci "bust out" the business...that's what people in government are....

[360mmspider]

@XxowendanxX crazy what the government has turned into.

[XxowendanxX]

@360mmspider LOL well sorry for the political tangent...just saying that these people had money-making skills but they weren't geniuses...they were too high-profile...just like the voiceovers state, they had an endless supply of money...heaven on earth...but they managed to fuck it all up..Goodfellas was that way...they made a huge haul from the Lufthansa heist, it was more money than they ever had, but they didn't know how to keep it cool...they started feeling invincible and it's what got them

[lilbromarky1]

@XxowendanxX yep. When america falls the criminals will be setting up shop in asia and americans will be broke wondering what ever happened.

[XxowendanxX]

@lilbromarky1 "Americans will be broke"?...that's not what Obummer said...Obummer said that if you elect him, once he gets done single-handedly lower the sea levels, that everyone would love America and all Americans would have a job and not have to worry about paying their mortgage or putting fuel in their tank. You calling Obummer I liar? that qualifies you as a racist. Americans might be broke, but I won't be. But at least the libs will be broke with no $ left for the government to steal.

[UngratefulLiving420]

@XxowendanxX Dats why Ron Paul wants to get rid of the Federal Reserve. The Federal Reserve caused the Great Depression of the '30s, and it caused this one as well. Thats who prints all the money, and the more money that gets printed, the higher the prices are for the rest of us. Not to mention there's no transparency, everyone is subject to an audit EXCEPT the Federal Reserve (isnt that convenient!)

[XxowendanxX]

@UngratefulLiving420 I like Ron Paul but I don't think he "gets it", when it comes to national security. But I'd vote for him in a heartbeat. He's great. You're right again...the more borrowing, debt, and printed money there is, the less the dollar is worth...and you have inflation...and YES...the federal government puts itself in positions of power to "audit" (shakedown and intimidate) any entity that does not support The Obama Regime...but who is it that's auditing the government??

[Allcombatsports]

@XxowendanxX yeah and he got careless and the bosses and everyone found out he was sleeping with ginger ace wife

[XxowendanxX]

@Allcombatsports oooh that's right I forgot about that...that's probably the number one reason he got whacked...

[daven58100]

Can't figure out why Pesci's character gets killed in this.

[cayloh]

@daven58100 He was too much trouble for the bosses to contain.

[jpd782]

The dealer at 50 seconds. I wonder if he's a real Las Vegas dealer? Because he also played one in Vegas Vacation.

[lordvoldemort578]

@jpd782 He was and He dealt with the Real Spilotro It was on the casino documentary.

[TheHockeyCentral]

Give yourself a hand right across your fucking mouth.

[okicat1]

fucking jew bastards we all hate them

[zachbradley99]

HOLY SHIT thats the same dealer from rain man HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrtundra45]

8 bald headed jew mudderfuckers disliked this...and if the had any heart they'd be out robbing for a fuckin living...oh, wait .................

[klehman91]

8 people have been knocking in people's dicks all night

[Kingopersia]

he rips the phone off the wall XD

[sodamiza]

Only Joe Pesci can turn a phone into a lethal weapon!

[72281livefreeordie]

Im so doing this on my birthday at the casino's at Atlantic City.

[OUWATZAHLE08]

EVERYBODY HATES THE JEWS FUCK THE JEWS

[kx85rider79]

@OUWATZAHLE08 shut the fuck up im jewish. give me one logical reason why jews should be hated.

[supermaz2002]

@kx85rider79 People dont hate Jews they hate the fake jewish/zionists. The european pigs of usually polish, russian descent. The real jews are the ones that were living in palestine before the formation of the illegitamate state of Israel. The euro Zionists are the evil and scum of the earth.

[kx85rider79]

@supermaz2002 ok well i wasnt talking to you and if you read his comment he clearly states "we hate ALL them"

[lottomauriziocarini]

se vi piace il gioco del Lotto andate sul mio canale.

[lookaguru]

what are you staring at ya bald headed jew prick?

[gringolazlo]

2:07 the -second- time Joe beats someone with a phone in this movie.

[Neilius27]

He beats the pit boss with a phone and his buddy says "let's go" and he says "I got a 10k marker coming" HAHAHAHAHA

[russlander227]

I love this movie! Joe Pesci at his best!

Lol is that Phil Leotardo before he got made?