kobe's looking into the future and all he sees is a city full of bricks and no superstars to play with, probably thinking maaan im fucked now i just one more ring so i can be like mike
The NBA needs more highly skilled, seasoned, professional hecklers. I would pay good money to watch an hour of Chris Rock doing this to various teams, with audio.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON ATLEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN TWO DAYS. NOW YOUVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON ATLEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE TYPE IN F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
I know Kobe wanted to laugh, it looked like he put in more effort trying not to laugh than if he just did I mean he was literally sweating from the exertion.
Chris: "So yeah, this team's defense is like Swiss cheese, a lot of holes in it! You guys should be able to take them no problem! You're the MAN, Kobe!"
Well yeah, if dave chappelle, kevin hart, katt williams, mike epps, and eddie murphy all decided to quit comedy, then yeah chris rock would be the funniest man in the world.
@Abstrack23 Even if they all quit comedy, they'd still be funnier than him.... so they'd all have to die before Chris Rock became the funniest man in the world
I don't mean to be rude but Chris Rock is a serious tool. He has the most annoying fucking voice I've ever heard and is an ignorant attention seeker. STFU Chris Crackhead.
Seriously ya'll need to stop with this Kobe Rape bullcrap. I know he cheated on his wife and of course it's wrong...but if he was guilty for rape, wouldn't he be in jail? I already know what response I'm going to get...."He paid her off"....smh read the story on why he was acquitted. I guarantee all these NBA stars have cheated....but Kobe's the only one to get caught.
@infestedbigmac You realise that Chris Rock certainly influenced Chappelle's style of comedy.
They're both excellent comedians, and obviously admirers of each other's work (Dave appeared on one of Chris' comedy albums). But if we're going to get technical, Chris Rock knows the craft of comedy much better than Dave Chappelle, having worked at it for longer and played to bigger audiences.
@AU10SAX96FAN Kobe is a humanoid. Part human (his body) part machine (his mind). Kobe is not even there at the arena at the moment. Kobe is not there. He won't be there until his task is complete. Kobe is a super-athlete developed and trained (away from the US) in Italy.
Lmao
sammycash2695 6 days ago
I wouldn't talk to Chris either if he was with David Spade.
itsacoolworld 1 week ago
Chris rock: I'm welcome? no one knows what your talking about
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The only reason Kobe was stone-faced was because Chris Rock told a joke about Kobe and rape. Kobe could only stare off and remember the moment.
FillterFour 4 weeks ago
so where's the funniest man alive?
VikeFan284296 1 month ago
GET OUT MY ZONE NIGGA !!!
bugzak47 1 month ago
@bugzak47 Thats what I'm saying, tell Chris Rock to simmer down
BrendanOC 3 weeks ago
Chris Rock is the most over rated comedian I have ever seen.
ShutupHollywood 1 month ago
is this real life?
Radkushnude 1 month ago
@Radkushnude yeah I remember seeing it as the game happened, I was like wth is happening lol
babyboy5880 1 month ago
@babyboy5880 yeah he has that stuck face because chris rock talked shit about kobe bryant in one of his comedy shows haha
tricky415 3 weeks ago
So much determination dough!! Putting the team on his back!
lacv109 1 month ago
LMFAO!!! Kobe face is hilarious.
acesb24 1 month ago 3
kobe was hoping they wouldnt catch him in a camera shot with david spade.
scubasteve0225 1 month ago
Kobe: Get on My Level
MrLMFAOkicks 1 month ago
funniest man in the world? idk about that
schapadap 1 month ago 2
i feel pity for him lol
laurooshiro69 1 month ago
OMG LOL THAT WAS FUNNY AF, DAMN YOU GOTTA LOVE KOBE, LOVE THE REACTION
MultiBlackjack24 1 month ago
no one acknowledges david spades existence?
flcl64 1 month ago 3
Determination
Bawse92 1 month ago
Snakes don't have ears...
FuckLebron1000 1 month ago 37
@FuckLebron1000 Nice User Name XD
Chub503 1 month ago
i wish i could hear chris rock
balls431 2 months ago 3
kobe's looking into the future and all he sees is a city full of bricks and no superstars to play with, probably thinking maaan im fucked now i just one more ring so i can be like mike
vyceapparel 2 months ago
You could tell Kobe was concentrating on the lyrics of "Be like Mike" and didn't have time to listen to Chris Rock.
VinmanMJ23 2 months ago
epic face
TheMeloManFan 2 months ago
Kobe high as FUCK!
rameal999 2 months ago
0:07 Awkward fake sip from drink.
thetiltroom 2 months ago
lebron traveled
Uhjay 2 months ago
@Uhjay OMG DUUUDE u have no idea how i love lebron traveling jokes!!! U made my day boii
xXLuigiMaxXx 2 months ago
KObe is always aware of were the cameras are at
triklops 2 months ago
@triklops other way around
uguysarefried 1 month ago
I find chris rocks voice super annoying
platypusman17 2 months ago
@platypusman17
I know right. I used to like him but....not so much anymore.
brightlights456X 2 months ago
Kobe is speechless/shocked that chris is right next to him
demonhead33 2 months ago
The NBA needs more highly skilled, seasoned, professional hecklers. I would pay good money to watch an hour of Chris Rock doing this to various teams, with audio.
PHAOEUBLG 2 months ago
he carry the team on his back dude.
tillinginagrave1 2 months ago
"Funniest man in the world"...where??
wazzobazzo 2 months ago
Everybody Hates Chris.
TokyoSeoulBot 2 months ago
Kobe "is it me or do i hear that damn Zebra from my kids movie"
Nirvezz 2 months ago
"I WISH HE WOULD STFU, HIS BREATH SMELL LIKE MONKEY NUTS"
tyshawn440 2 months ago
kobe cant believe he sits right next to Chris Rock
lilballer91am 3 months ago
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If Chris Rock was a pretty white girl, I doubt Kobe would be giving him the cold shoulder.
mranonam 3 months ago
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mranonam 3 months ago
what kobe didn't enjoy chris and his racist comedy
wareagle843 3 months ago
KOBE GOOD BUT HE AN UGLYASS LAZY EYED MODAFUKKA.....lmao
soufREDside 3 months ago
lol i love kobe but rite there he looks dumb as fuck!!
bballphenom123 3 months ago
haha kobe got a really dim look on his face
Airman32292 3 months ago
Kobe lost his damn mind..
mryouwontrememberme 3 months ago
kobe is even sweating from is balls
vonhafe8 3 months ago
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vonhafe8 3 months ago
Kobe is possessed under the Illuminati!
Alriaz217 3 months ago
everybody hates chris ...
rajicasas 3 months ago
Chris Rock: Hey Kobe, before the timeout, I put some potent ganja in your gatorade. How do you feel now?
Kobe: *blank stare*
Chris Rock: That shit must be working stronger than I thought
SBERTOL84 3 months ago 96
@SBERTOL84 LMAO
kaje73 3 months ago
@SBERTOL84 hahahahaha
rmizeelectric 6 hours ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON ATLEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN TWO DAYS. NOW YOUVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON ATLEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE TYPE IN F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
MrLebanon1998 3 months ago
@MrLebanon1998 dude i know you're probably like 13, but stop posting that stuff. it doesn't work...
DanJos89 3 months ago
@MrLebanon1998 you make the lebonese look bad
wazfrmoz 3 months ago
Bull Shit, he was talking to somebody else that was out of the shot..
Look at his eyes when he's talking, then look how far to the right Kobe is sitting.
DeanMartin1231 3 months ago
I know Kobe wanted to laugh, it looked like he put in more effort trying not to laugh than if he just did I mean he was literally sweating from the exertion.
ChrisMuadDib 3 months ago
oh man this is some hilarious shitt
Schoolifer 3 months ago
he just wants to play !!
GIWRGOSLOL 3 months ago
Chris Rocks´ - Kobe not...;-D
Negerzulu 3 months ago
maybe there is someone sitting next to chris but you cant see him/her cuz kobe is sitting right in front of that seat.
katkal3 3 months ago
Looks like those fat black lips just finished smoking a crack pipe.
RedHazelRose 3 months ago
@RedHazelRose DOHOHOHOHO IS FUNNY CUZ IS RACIST DOHOHO!!!!
Boohbahnooh 3 months ago
Kobe is retarded
lebronjames675 3 months ago
When Smoking Happens ;)
Modafuckah 3 months ago
Lmao.
MightyZumba23 3 months ago
"you and me we're a lot a like i've got an green ogre, and you have a big man who raps, we can be friends, we'll chill and i'll make waffles..."
skydome29 3 months ago
kobe looks retarded here :DD
gggman15 3 months ago
ILMFAO
LinxSaga 3 months ago
kobe over Le fag allll daaayyyy
awesomeone369 3 months ago
i wish he turned around and pushed em
souljasai 3 months ago
Maybe if it was Dave Chappelle, Kobe atleast would've smiled...
OmarLeeMario 3 months ago 93
@OmarLeeMario Fuck yeah
MrLakersfan024 3 months ago
@OmarLeeMario Chris Rock is funnier.
PinpjJ10205 3 months ago
@PinpjJ10205 To You...But Chappelle is best for me..
OmarLeeMario 3 months ago
i thought i would see a kobe jordan or lebron debate in the comments all i see is a rock chapelle debate. What are Kobe videos coming to?
j0hnlamp 3 months ago
Kobe's like fuck that, im goin for my 5th ring
peterdabest94 3 months ago
Wrong !! Everyone knows Neil Patrick Harris is the funniest man in the world !!!
coopaing 3 months ago
Hahahahahahaaa ...
Chris when u gonna realize that your big mouth isnt needed at a baske tball game especially when kobe is arround !!!!!
Samjag85 3 months ago
why dream?
fucku1989ful 3 months ago
loll
ThDrkKnyt 3 months ago
chris: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
kobe: 6_____6"
sebway23 3 months ago
lol at his face..
tryron78 3 months ago
lmaoo kobe see's fresh boootie tanggg
luislegacyX 3 months ago
Who the would wanna listen to Chris Rock's annoying voice anyway?
jdoggoliscious 3 months ago
fuck kobe, the asshole
Fuckdisworld93 3 months ago
David Spade with a bump of coke.
fmthebaron 3 months ago
those guys were from grown ups
oms195wolf 4 months ago
Black Mamba
BriansThing 4 months ago
Kobe doesn't look focused. He just looks confused.
wiiisthebest 4 months ago
HAHA. i love the cameraman!!
maleen00 4 months ago
louis ck is the funniest man in the world
PacManFan818 4 months ago
slam dunk dat black guy
najah17forevar 4 months ago
Chris: "So yeah, this team's defense is like Swiss cheese, a lot of holes in it! You guys should be able to take them no problem! You're the MAN, Kobe!"
Kobe: "...Are you talking?"
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seros2010 4 months ago
I don't even here you. Im on a misson.
jaagupcool6 4 months ago 72
@jaagupcool6 you spelt "hear" wrong. sorry
stinkyskunkedmonkeys 3 months ago
@stinkyskunkedmonkeys Who the hell cares?
jaagupcool6 3 months ago
@jaagupcool6 just saying lol
stinkyskunkedmonkeys 3 months ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. That's a fuckin' wind, as we say in France :DDD
TheWashingCat 4 months ago
Funniest man in the world is Andrew Dice Clay
Eight1Eighty2 4 months ago
Haha
nyfans1925 4 months ago
lol kobe look like that nigger is high
lamyunholic 4 months ago
I like the part where he ignores him
complaininggaming 4 months ago
chris rock is a hating ass nagger
leaderofsithclan 4 months ago
Unecessary cameo by David Spade.
SESdisciple 4 months ago
Well yeah, if dave chappelle, kevin hart, katt williams, mike epps, and eddie murphy all decided to quit comedy, then yeah chris rock would be the funniest man in the world.
Abstrack23 4 months ago
@Abstrack23 Even if they all quit comedy, they'd still be funnier than him.... so they'd all have to die before Chris Rock became the funniest man in the world
zDallasCowboys008z 4 months ago
Zombie
Killominati 4 months ago
Dave Chappelle also made a joke about Kobe, Kobe is just focusing on the game! He's not ignoring Chris Rock.
JFFGaming84 4 months ago
hold 8
TheAdrenaline321 4 months ago
Don't let me get in my zone,,, I am definitely in my zone (Jay Z, Kanye west, niggas in paris) lol
mahmoudabdallah100 4 months ago
Why every1 dissin chris rock hes funny as fuck! kobe doesnt deserve to be in his presence
weedpussymoney321 4 months ago
@weedpussymoney321 ...SIKE...you can say that he is funny, but you see he was trying to get kobe's attention, not the other way around
JdoubleRR 4 months ago
@JdoubleRR lebron travelled
weedpussymoney321 4 months ago
@weedpussymoney321 Just to remind you it's Kobe's house he doesn't care about some garbage fool living with his wack ass jokes
TheFeb51994 4 months ago
Fuckin dumb ass Chris Rock, lookin like a fool! Kobe dont give a shit what you think or say lol
1Miskeen 4 months ago
Man Kobe couldn't talk to him for like 2 seconds it's no big deal or he could've said hey man I gotta focus enjoy the game
13borisNYK 4 months ago
I don't mean to be rude but Chris Rock is a serious tool. He has the most annoying fucking voice I've ever heard and is an ignorant attention seeker. STFU Chris Crackhead.
utube3215 4 months ago
"David Abraham the next ray allen?" watch it and tell me what you think
Beasthitman2012 4 months ago
lol it takes a team of comedians to make kobe laugh
datsright246 4 months ago
if you can hear carefully you can here everybody hates chris
popamon451 4 months ago
kobe thinks hes too good for rock ;)
basketballslayer1 4 months ago
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Kobe's just mad that Chris Rock isn't voicing his Nike puppet after he'd watch the Lil Penny commercials.
smithsfan425 4 months ago
Kobe's just mad that Chris Rock isn't voicing his Nike puppet after he'd watch the Lil Penny commercials.
smithsfan425 4 months ago
Shit if I was playing for millions, i'd do the same shit too!
dss103 5 months ago
He's thinking about how David $tern is going to bail him out once again.
Pandeezys2iLL 5 months ago
Seriously ya'll need to stop with this Kobe Rape bullcrap. I know he cheated on his wife and of course it's wrong...but if he was guilty for rape, wouldn't he be in jail? I already know what response I'm going to get...."He paid her off"....smh read the story on why he was acquitted. I guarantee all these NBA stars have cheated....but Kobe's the only one to get caught.
MagicMJMamba 5 months ago
I AM THE FIRST TO READ CHRIS LIPS HERE ( i know i am the first to decipher what he tried to say to kobe)
OK
reading his lips:
what you doing?
you should be wearing ties......with suit.or something.. you are a pro.. play basket or somethin
vididi123 5 months ago 8
@vididi123 might be right
PJORDAN1985 5 months ago
Todo mundo odeia o Chris...
Everybody Hates Chris...
lewissaopaulino 5 months ago
niggers
hospitaler808 5 months ago
lmfao im a huge kobe fan but I got to admit that rape face comment made me laugh.
WhatTehFcuk 5 months ago
lol @ rape face...oh Lord have mercy!
mererocks79 5 months ago
nice hairpiece David Spade. You've been bald as fuck since SNL....and you think that piece of hair is fooling anyone???? fuck
dhide14 5 months ago
has anyone got a chair I can borrow?
OMEGAxWARRIOR 5 months ago
@jjh36is when I saw this video I started to laugh like crazy when I saw your comment I was dieng of laughter.
briandater 5 months ago
damn he got hungry eyes on another white girl
Donovanxlaw 6 months ago
Funniest man in the wrold!!?? Whos smoking crack! Chris Rock will never come close to Chappelle!!!
infestedbigmac 6 months ago 97
@infestedbigmac true shit. chappelle is THE funniest man alive. followd by probably Kevin Hart.
Caron3Butler 5 months ago
@infestedbigmac dave chappelle is funny but chris is the fucking truth. dont hate on chris.
lionsare 4 months ago
@infestedbigmac i admit chapelle is funny but he just makes scenes. he never does stand up, anyone can make videos of things they think of
Jv3Fallout 4 months ago
@Jv3Fallout are you kidding? Dave does stand-up all the time , just look it up. You will be converted
infestedbigmac 4 months ago
@infestedbigmac thas your opinion
BurnT3am 4 months ago
@BurnT3am mine and 68 otheres lol
infestedbigmac 4 months ago
@infestedbigmac ya u got that riight. but think bout it im sure there r some who think hes the funniest
BurnT3am 4 months ago
@infestedbigmac Kevin Hart Buddy
RykeveiuSwagg 3 months ago
@infestedbigmac You realise that Chris Rock certainly influenced Chappelle's style of comedy.
They're both excellent comedians, and obviously admirers of each other's work (Dave appeared on one of Chris' comedy albums). But if we're going to get technical, Chris Rock knows the craft of comedy much better than Dave Chappelle, having worked at it for longer and played to bigger audiences.
MrLunitunz 3 months ago
fuck kobe da best lebron dont have shit he been in nba almost a decade fuck lebron kobe finna get six bitches
souljaman345 6 months ago
Chris Rock really isnt funny if it were chris tucker this woudve been different
3pm6fdwpp 6 months ago
kobe's like "nigga, fuck your jokes"
cothrantyson1 6 months ago
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fucking nigger
fredo6589 6 months ago
monkey are funny
fredo6589 6 months ago
lol it was like grownups on his left side the other guy
armyturtle505 6 months ago
Ofcourse Kobe gnna ignore his b!tch ass. He made so many jokes about Kobe raping tht white girl. If i was Kobe i woulda smacked him.
ErikLakers 6 months ago 88
@ErikLakers Yea look at kobe's eyes all he is thinking about is which underage white chick he will rape tonight lol
BTAKVE 3 months ago
HAHA KOBES FACE.
skob4president 6 months ago
Im laughing at kobe face expression more LOL, he looks high as hell.
Abstrack23 6 months ago
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Abstrack23 6 months ago
Kobe looks stoned haha
RaptoRsAreTecMo 6 months ago
That proves kobe is always focused on his game
Jash2416 6 months ago
looks high
royalfrenchfrie24 6 months ago
if you look at the bottom of your screens, you can see that Lebron travelled.
prettyboyfloydish 6 months ago
@prettyboyfloydish if you look in your boxers, you can clearly see a blue waffle
rangetill125 6 months ago 4
chris rock sez: now there kids is a nigga(points at kobe aka wanna be kareem abdul jabbar)
PD19954 6 months ago
hes in a zone...
DomBallingHard 6 months ago 5
this would be funnier if you could hear what chris was saying haha
DookieFlute 6 months ago
Kobe Bryant Ha-ates Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AU10SAX96FAN 6 months ago
@AU10SAX96FAN Kobe is a humanoid. Part human (his body) part machine (his mind). Kobe is not even there at the arena at the moment. Kobe is not there. He won't be there until his task is complete. Kobe is a super-athlete developed and trained (away from the US) in Italy.
TubeGuest5178 6 months ago
Is that after he got exposed and swept away like the most over rated player in the nba or before?
playlifevr4 6 months ago
@playlifevr4 overrated no.... bro he's just declining, its just his fans dont want to let go of the greatest in the nba title
Rsaint17 6 months ago