Pokemon Kid

[0RocketHamster0]

Can I get a lyrics sheet?

[lookitsagrape1]

the camera is moving. that means at least 2 people thought this was a good idea

[petraaduvet]

0:15 "fuck it, fuck it good by the fat"

[brmonkey]

You'd think if he liked pokémon enough to get all that merchandise and do this he'd at least learn the lyrics.

[PIKAMONjake]

fat little fag making us pokefans look retarded, never liked the show though, only the games

[ry831]

My Hero

[imTrucchi]

@0:47 ..... me and my shroomies shot tupac.... we found pac's killer.....

[TrainerNagisa]

Tats

Alot lol

[cornnugget]

Is this what /vp/ looks like? Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[zlink5]

Thank you for reminding me of this, reddit.

[kingdomheartsfan2011]

nice mullet :3

[MightyTrollmonger]

1) is this kid a boy or girl, 2) what the fuck is it saying? 3) what the fuck?

[Zetacuber123]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

hes going to look at his or her video when he or she is older and be like WTF

[animenerd7770]

omg!!! he has such a sexy voice *hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­haha*

[eeveelover323]

lool, I have the Celebi plushie and the Mew keychain plushie, but NOTHING close to that.

[gamerboy506]

A nude picture lies ahead, THe battle has begun, the land of home brings a brand new flare, AND ILL BE NUMBER ONE! Fuckin for future be my side, I'm poking to fuel my vibe, I'M GONNA BE A POKEMON MASTER! As juicy as my thigh!! Im hungry to-oo, Im forced to scare pikachu, sad pictures never end in a world we must defend!!! Aquaman must better get ba-ack. Me and my shroomy start to attack. And you know I'll be at the top of the pack of POKEMON!!!!!

[TheNywarriors]

pokemon kid are you a boy or a girl

[TheNywarriors]

burchman0789 are you a boy or a girl

[captpoop22]

i bet theses days he know all 453178972300909897.99 pokemons !!

[reveprofond]

MAESTRO :O

[KutscherRolf]

<3333333

[PannenOlli87]

omg XD

Its a nerdy Freak amazing ^^

[sammelief1]

now boy pokemon are not real......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tickntimebombfun]

LMAO 5 years later and i still can't believe this shit

[onemidnightgone]

We need a Tosh.0 web redemption for this one!

[NDSLover350]

Yeah I have both Ruby and Sapphire too!

[Ghosthand]

AS JUICY AS A THIGH!!

[o0MrMagik0o]

A nude picture lies ahead, A Battle has begun To land a pope brings a brand new slayer And i'll be number one Fuck it, A chicken, By my side I poke it to fuel my fire Im gonna be a pokemon master My Boobie is so fine (Pokemon, Gotta catch em all) Im hungry du-hoode I'll force feed your pikachu (Pokemon) The PItcher never ends In a world we must defend (Pokemon Gotta catch em all) Aquamans moth better get back Me and my shroomy shark shoe attack And noone be at the top of the stack. Pokemonnnn!

[thunderraines]

is this a boy or girl?

[MistaKilljoy]

A nude picture lies ahead, the battle has begun. A land of ho brings a brand new flare, and I'll be number 1. Forget what you know I'm by my side. A porkpig to fool my five. I'm gonna be a Pokemon master, as juicy as a thigh! I'm hungry too! My force will feel Pikachu! Sand pitchers, amper and, and a world we must defend!

Aquaman must, better get BACK! Me my shoe me start to attack, and the world keeps the attack of the foghats, POKEMON!

[jccpv]

this is the most perfect gittar =D

[axionmaster17]

I will attempt to translate:

A new adventure lies ahead, the battle has begun. The land of Hoenn brings a brand new quest and I'll be number one! ? and ? by my side, a Torchic will throw in some fiiire. I'm gonna be a Pokemon master with Ruby and Sapphire. I'm hungry too, join forces with Pikachu. The adventure never ends, in a world we must defend. Aqua, Magma, better get back, me and my Shroomish start to attack. I know I'll bet at the top of the pack. Pokemon! I think these are improvised.

[axionmaster17]

@axionmaster17 be*

[cheezestix03]

grow up baby

[Firecloud20]

retard kid wana be justin beiber tard :D

[CrustVegan]

So, I heard you like pokemans.

[dsmite]

lol been years since i watched this golden piece of film and it doesn't ever disapoint epic as hell.

[GNRslash28]

this dude is a legend

[DonBoscoist]

what is that thing with the guitar? It looks like a cross between a pork pie and a dumpling...

[xXchilisauceXx]

0:30 (im hungry too)

[xXchilisauceXx]

0:03 he sings (a nude picture lays ahead XD)

[BobIsBetterThanYou]

I'm sorry but this kid is my hero.

[Drakodan]

... What gender is it?

[WhiteBuddha]

I'm gonna be a pokemon master, as juicy as a thigh!

[TheLimelizard]

a wild snorlax appeared

[deadmau5suckz]

fake and gay

[pedro84131]

@deadmau5suckz here again these immature bothering decent people!!aqui estas de nuevo inmaduro MOLESTANDO ala gente DECENTE !!!! que en tu casa nadie te quiere o que estas resentido con la vida MOCOSO!!!!

[BeatlesHero]

@deadmau5suckz no it isnt fake, this an old video .

[MadeInChinaFTW]

guy or girl?!

[ulaenyth20]

lol pretty funny but, I'm pretty sure it's saying something about Pikachu during 0:33 - 0:37

[XxxGamer5641xxX]

KEEL IT WIT FIARE!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKingzLemony]

Is this a fat guy or girl? O_O

[whiteskim]

i love this chubstahhhhhhhh

[salakast]

A Lewd picture, lies ahead Battles has begun Atlantis Hope brings a brand new slam, AND I'LL BE NUMBER ONE! A bucket of chicken by my side, A Tortilla to fuel my fire. I'm gonna be a pokemon master, The movie has a spire. (pokemon, gotta catch em all) I'm a hungry du-ude I'm forced to scare Pikachu (pokemon) The pictures never end In a world they must defend (pokemon gotta catch em all) Aquaman better get back Man, my shroomy sharp shoe attacks, I know i'll be a thompson alpacca POKEMON!

[cky4eva]

@salakast Classic.

[Persona460]

@salakast dude, that was great. the thompson alpacca thing made me laugh so hard

[HackThePlanet1993]

@salakast after the line I'm gonna be a pokemon master. i thought he said "As juicy as a thigh"

[VoLcaMaTic]

@salakast u don't actually think that's what he's saying do u? O_o like it COULD be that so i see why a lot of people are saying stuff like that..lol

[bloodriotiori]

@salakast ....0_o that's uncanny lol. You heard "slam" instead of "quest" though like i did xD 9.5 outta 10 for you sir ^_^

[onemidnightgone]

MY BUTTCHEEKS FEEL REAL FINE.

[Beutelratte35]

Is that a girl or boy ? :D

[OSOBEAST12]

@Beutelratte35 i dont kno you tell me

[iloverock17]

AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT REALIZES SHE HAS FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME?

[AMpr0d]

its just a realy fat girl in a boys outfit singeing a song, seems pretty normal

[rdbcfc14]

wat kind of parent does this to a kid

Id rather be sent to boarding school than forced to be humiliated on the internet like this

[DaveBonds]

@rdbcfc14, If I were your parent, I would make you do both, on the principal that you are cutting english class in school.

[rdbcfc14]

@DaveBonds

If I were your parent, I would set you an essay on the differences between an English exam and the internet

idiot

[pusherman88]

@DaveBonds

If you are going to be a twat and criticise people's english, you should at least have the intelligence to spell 'principle' correctly. Now climb back into whatever shitty hole you crawled out of.

[donnalea11]

ash stoped growing after middle school

[maxpayne2424]

LMAO this kids gonna be looking back at this with some embarrasment when he/she grows up

[DaveBonds]

@maxpayne2424, No, this kid still probably loves PokeMon and would sing you the song, if you asked.

[GamerInstincts]

@maxpayne2424 hes probaly still catching pokemon to realize lol

[Dranden11]

@maxpayne2424  i know right lol its sooo funny

[ZAKBLACKMON446]

@maxpayne2424 Lool IKR



[Pozos88]

the sad thing about this video is that the camera is moving showing that there is another person in the room filming this

[xshadowajx]

A NUDE PICTURE LIES AHEAD.

[trollope4lyf2k8]

im hungry toooooo

[bilkikker1]

that kid is much better than justin bieber

[Pandoraforlife]

lmao

[YellowLickilickyXL]

It's been said before but: this kid has a better life and singing voice than Justin Bieber.

You know what? That sounded funnier a few months ago but making fun of Bieber's really gotten old now, huh?

[TheBest7987]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[frostsealber08]

fat ugly monstrosity

[crxdx88]

someone reallyu let themself go

[2tevida]

virgem do caralho

[GaroLeader]

dude what if this chick is rly fucking hott now. haha

[then00b1234]

nerd

[SuedeShark]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[seppo8383]

best

[briansf999]

this most be edited it is disturbing to see this 1052 people are pokemon kids shoot

[yourfashaandmasha]

I wish i had his collection!

[Yellovvsnovvman]

A nude picture lies ahead xD

[ByakkoNoMiko]

Where can I get that Jesse and James picture??!?!?!?! LMFAO I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THISSSS HAHAHA

[gladoxia]

I have used frickin' long time in Pokémon Platinum, but this... So frickin' much items... Is the Mew and Celebi items rare?

[jice12]

That boy ain't right. I tell yuh hwut. Gottdang pokermons.

[bobryder21]

I love rednecks!

[sk8rboyfan123]

I wonder if he is in middle school by now mmmmm... i wonder?

[cashfloent843]

@sk8rboyfan123 well he is all grown up now theres this video it shows him on live tv the viedo called grown pokemon kid



[taishuu1]

Shut that ugly mouth can't believe you think you are so amazing make me want to puke ugly boy or girl

[PaineX13]

This guy dead because he dint have a life

[ToxicTurquoise454]

@PaineX13 She's a girl, not a boy. Look at the blonde hair.

[1sk8erchimp1]

@ToxicTurquoise454 so? alot of guys have long blond hair, i think it looks retarded 4 a dude but they do... (and i think shes a girl 2)

[feetelite]

uh whos aquaman at :44 ? im pretty sure he wasn't a pokemon.

[FlufffyFace]

@feetelite I think s/he's referring to the members of that Team Aqua, one of the two organizations similar to Team Rocket in Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.

[TheOneAndOnly699]

pretty sure its a girl?

[Alster12345678]

0:11 amanda holmes eats a brand new pear

[skaterbalty]

LOL HAHAHAHA U FAT REDNECK

[rickbusinessman]

I hate him.

[TheProudAmerican777]

QUICK SAVE JOHN STEWART, HE'S OUR MOST IMPORTANT JEW!lol.

[Chadbiskit]

wow, i would like to meet this kid and give him a hug.

[heathazer]

ash what did i tell you about eating pikachus poke snacks you are grounded for 3 days

[Feroxylos]

>0:25<



[jepsk666]

A nude picture lies ahead, the battle has begun!

The Land of home bring a new flare, and I'll be the one!

Funky, funky gun by my side. Funky to mah Pine!

Imma gonna be a pokemanz master! As juicy as a thighhhh! -slurp- mmh mmh good.

The forces killed Pikachu. The picture lays of an oldman

Aquaman better get back! MY shroomish start to get fat-at!

Now I gotta pee, after the time of the battle.

Pokemonnnnnnnnnnn!

[sonick808]

there's some sweet pokemon merch in there.

[Lucario1121]

Whatever happen to that kid it been years since this video be releasse

[triplezo99]

gg noob

[shadowmancerdude]

Retard!!

[artvoid14]

This kid probly gets so much pussy

[GladRags]

@artvoid14 i thing the kid is a girl

[RageGS]

FTW

[furkannz]

scheiße alta :D:D..

der lebt in einer enderen WELT :D

[N1cl45]

her or his friends are the pokemon xDDDD

[fantasystyler]

A wild Lickilicky appeared... :O

[xXXxDJLuckyDxXXx]

what a shit!

[BiokourProductions]

the forces defeat the jews!!! ahahha rofl

[Crazylatinokid7]

O NOES RUN FROM THE FORCES JEWS RUN !

[youngmagi]

omg thats the thickest redneck accent ever

and i should know

[Maschinepistol]

The forces defeats the Jews. AHAHAHAHHAHA. lol.

[GuysSeriously]

Hey I'm the kid in this video stop making fun of me! you're just mad coz i own everything pokemon and ur too poor

[shugocharagirl100]

@GuysSeriously after this u probly spent all ur money on kfc

[smashbro47]

OH MY GOD!!! ash what have you done to your self

[soh22]

@smashbro47 he ate Brock and Misty...

[conorbls]

that kid looks retarded tho i couldnet tell is it a little boy or girl ?

[neobee51]

Aquaman must better get Ba-aack!

[coolcool129]

Aquaman youre better ba-aaack

With my Shroomish start to attack

A now i feel its the time of attack it.

POKEEEEEMON ....

sorry for my bad lycrics xD

[coolcool129]

A new picture lies ahead. Battle has begun. A land of home a Brand New quest. I get number oneee Beki fucktizo fanaza (omg xD) A picture from my fight I gonna be the pokemon master of ruby and sapphiree im hungry tooooohooooooo A force is with Pikatchu A picture and heads a world we must defend. I

[mrtall9999]

Diz is mr.T and I say I pitty the fool!!!

[WhiteLionness]

holy crap, Ash really has let himself go!

[Monkeyman2357]

@WhiteLionness Yeah...and I always knew he was retarded, but shit...

[WatershipDownFan]

lol!!!! "As juicy as a thigh!!!" Rofl!!!

[skaterboyrob19]

i don't know why but this kid reminds me of cartman from south park

[JustinPayton]

What happens when he grows up and grows out of pokemon?

[nicklowjump]

@JustinPayton i dont think he ever will im pretty dure hes retarted..or she

[Ten0chA]

this is a true trainer

[jemplayer]

0:25 = yoddling champ

0:33 - 0:37 = THE FORCES DEFEAT THE JEWS. Fucking hilarious

[970diego]

@jemplayer LMAO. I can't stop laughing!!!!

[kovacs1414]

<3.

[measuringtap3]

the saddest thing is that this kid isnt joking........which would still be sad

[MEGACHAOSEMPEROR]

Use the force pikachu, call aquaman1111

Lol Pl0x1111

[NoahTodd13]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol  aaadufudj lololololololol thats loloollllllllllllolol

[fefobiz]

WTF LOL!!!!!!

[superian2u]

Is he making this up or what I know the song is. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was to catch them is my real quest to train them is my goal. I will travel across the land searching far and wide. and so on but this saying different lyrics?

[astronautonomicron]

the kid is the fucking pokemon master do you think he doesnt know the god damn lyrics to the mother fucking pokemon song

[mrnipplejuice]

thats why we dont do crack and herion

[sancho817]

hahaha he has a picture with meoth!! lol

[JohnyShuffleStyler]

Das is Dunai aus Lindlar xDDDDD Die Härte wie Breit der is xD

[PauLuCle]

LoL. Singing and playing guitar are not his best abilities...

[ryan7208]

now whats he goin to do when he is out of his pokemon phase?

[overlordUsuck]

there's always twilight

[RamenBear]

well im sure he will sell his stuff but guessing he will never get out of it lol

[SoapMactavish2009]

nerd

[enRebecca]

he is so cutee!!!! :]

[starlite824]

WHAT A FAT ASS

[Fowtowsjop]

okay, this kid is like 8 or 9 xD

but those 16 year old Pokemon fanatics >.> that are succcchhh faggotsxD

[jjcarlso]

sweet mullet

[Carnage1235]

Aquaman, better get baa-acck.

Me and my Shroomish start to attack

And the whole world keeps, the attack of the faggots

Poke gay mon!.

[Carnage1235]

A new picture lies ahead. The battle, has begun. The land of home? Brings a brand new quest? And i'll be number 1 Forget what you know Keke, movcaca, fii that fat A torchic, to fuel my fire. I'm gonna be a pokemon master of ruby and sapphire. I'm hungry toooo-hooo. Of course its with Pikachu? Sad picture, ampersand? And a world we must defend.

[Carnage1235]

I'm not gonna play around with the words, i'm actually gonna try and see what he/she is saying.

[MavrikX182]

man i have been watching this on repeat, it never gets old. i love the camera work.