Top 10 Stupidest Glenn Beck Statements

[lozman67]

The fake crying made me want to punch my monitor...

[tbollow89]

Im not a redneck for disliking this. I'm someone who is disappointed that someone had the opportunity to make beck look stupid and this is all that they could do

[GuyBayArea1]

@tbollow89 I'll come up with something better: glenn beck got fired from Fox News .....lol, even conservatives don't like him. lmao, no one likes his bitch ass

[FuckZRM]

Will someone... ANYONE... shut this fucking scum up! He rapes the first amendment every time he opens his trap! It's because of cunts like him that people around the world dislike the US...

[rnalithe00]

Socialism = a few hundred bucks out of Glenn Beck's millions per year to help people who need it.

No wonder he hates it so much.

By the way: "GET OFF MY PHONE" would make an awesome ringtone.

[Instantalex]

People take him seriously too

[dborrelli74]

Could this be the world's biggest tard? I am torn.  There is always O'Reilly, and Limbaugh. Decisions decisions...

[TheBennyhenri]

He's so fake!

[denisasitis]

the terrifying thing about this guy and and people like him is that they have listeners that think he has something to say

[TheAJOlding]

This is pretty flakey. Nothing he actually said as fact was wrong. He's a nut, but this is sad that you can't think about what fact v myth before you make a video that doesn't show a thing.

[amethystkey]

Calling Glenn Beck a cunt is an insult to vaginas all over the world.

[FingerGods]

154 people with Republican values so deeply implemented that they would believe the sky was red if Beck told them...

[8701F]

154 rednecks disliked this

[Zentz29]

Do insane people know that they're insane?

[48mmwatch]

i see a comedy in the future starring paul giamatti

[57tye]

Is it just me or is he always this stupid? There has to be a limit to how stupid you can get right .

[kosisa1]

If your banks were nationalized, your rich bastards wouldn't just keep adding to the millions their parents were so happy to obtain by pulling the long straw

[21forever21]

He's scary.

[wildblue168]

How is this man evil? Here is a dedicated person who has passion for what he beleives. You call him a cry baby? Why? Because he cares enough about something to shed a tear over it? Maybe you people should wake up and get educated.

[MrDarkemblem]

@wildblue168 It's possible your a troll, but fuk it. Glenn Beck might not have evil intensions(unless hes a sell out, but we can't prove that)but his actions have evil consequences. He mascarades as some kind of political prophet; really he just spews endless streams of poorly constructed falitical sensationalism. Unfortuneately this kinda stuff really appeals to idiots, and is very dangerous, especially when those idiots are voters.

[wildblue168]

@MrDarkemblem What "evil" consequences have you seen come out of what he does? This man is a patriot and loves his country, he is willing to tell you don't want want to hear. He knows people will hate him for it but he does it anyway, That takes courage.

[MrDarkemblem]

@wildblue168 Glen Beck can be extremely misleading. He scews truths, and sensationalizes to prove his points. This leads to american voters being misinformed, which has obviously "evil" implications. Additionally, this behavior lowers the bar for publisized political discussion. If we tollerate this kind of material, then what next? We risk turning the political stage into a battleground, where participants use cheap tricks to sway the unneducated masses.

[wildblue168]

@MrDarkemblem Oh buddy...the political stage is already a battleground and participants have used cheap tricks to sway the masses for a looong time. That is EXACTLY the kind of thing that Beck is trying to warn people against...

[MrDarkemblem]

@wildblue168 So, just because American politics are already backwards we shouldn't be pissed off at the people making it that way? Also, when Beck warns you about other people using cheap tricks, it is only to push his own agenda forward. Glen Beck is one of the most slimy political figures in modern media. If you won't admit that he uses phony tactics then your just an idiot.

[wildblue168]

@MrDarkemblem What phony tactics? Name them. All he does is report on things that happen and give his opinions. As he himself says, THE TRUTH DOESN"T HAVE AN AGENDA!!! It's just the truth. When it comes to our backwards politics, he should be the least of your worries. Mainstream media will twist things more than Beck ever will, and most every politician has their own agenda. Beck doesn't corrupt things, he reports the corruption.

[Kcinimod2000]

@wildblue168 This is beyond idiotic.

[wildblue168]

@Kcinimod2000 Good argument.

[harmonium86]

@wildblue168 I feel bad for you. I can't imagine being that blind.

[wildblue168]

@harmonium86 Neither can I.

[Shmulvey]

Ah come on people, This HAS to be an act? Seriously, no one can be this embarrasing, crazy and stupid. By the way how the fuck has he got a serious "news" programme?

[epiclulz66]

This is a pretty stupid video, I'm sure you could find an arsenal of Actual stupid things Beck has said, this is just a series of statements he's made with you filling in text afterwards

[Silberdachs]

Beck who?

[heyriggs84]

only in america

[manmachine30]

Beck provably pulls anal beads from Seam Hannity, then he chokes Rush with it... you know sex fun games... Con-style.

[jgpotter24]

His parents must have beat him retarded.

[chasetheguitarplayer]

you mean you can rank the stupidity? what was the scale cos ten must pretty hard to find.

[menthol5]

Glen Beck is one fucked-up person.

[samson5791]

This is what happens to idiots when they come into millions of dollars overnight

[MrLeeKnees]

lol, GETOFFMAIFONE!!!

[lapacker]

Amazing... he's a cunt and a dick at the same time.

[kanoo001]

Drugs are bad kids...see!

[RodTalon0000]

Why do all the conservative republicans seem so crazy... not all of them, but most. Including the religious radicals... their like psycho

[tallytorosaurus]

Pinhead, isn't that O'Reilly's insult? anyway, After watching this I wonder if he is saying this stuff for raitings and $money$ or if he believes it.

[fabaum22]

Something deep inside me makes me want to beat him up that the timbre of his voice would change.

[Croter8ment]

glenn beck... instead of blood, his veins pump bullshit...

[aaron9099]

Hey Beck, stop insulting the woman and answer the FUCKING QUESTION.

[akspartan92]

I stopped watching after 7. It was just to painful to watch this guy.

[usftubadude]

Lol Glenn beck

[dsaad85]

wow this guy and his fake phony tears



[FlameUponHerb]

the last past when when that fool was screaming at that woman that was rich aaahh this world would be a boring place with out dumbasses

[shvibzik123]

you mean marxist america secretly under the obama adminiatration

[dicko729]

@shvibzik123 it is spelled administration "Guy who defends Glenn Beck on a video page that shits on him"

[shvibzik123]

@dicko729 typo. my bad.

[lemur12341]

When i first heard of this guy i honestly thought he was just a really shit comedian. The truth is much funnier.

[Jason1975ism]

it must have been very hard to make this list without including every word he has ever spoken.

[seatown2000]

Lol Hahahahahahaha. Classic

[DJDannyBacardi]

Also what's up with #5? He just explains how were on the road to socialism and gives a satrical comic on it. If you don't think at this rate were not on the road to socialism your mistaken. the government passed a law not to long ago where the military can arrest you without due process of law or an attorney there being present... if thats not a police state or dictatorship I don't what is.

[DJDannyBacardi]

Glenn Beck does say or do some silly things here and there but if you actually watched his program which mostly talks about the constitution ( at least when I was watching it) and how we need to go back to where the founders wanted us to be. That's is where he stands and which is why many people watched him + he funded the tea party immensely.His show talked about more corruption more than any other show and I commend him for it while everyone was kissing obama's ass

[BaronWVS]

I'm so relieved that this SICK FREAK got FIRED and thrown off the air.

[smbndt]

MUST. RESIST. PUNCH. MONITOR. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRH

[AlchemyIndxVol2]

Glenn Beck is a crazy person.

[UberVersatile]

Dont the people who watch this and like him and/or take him seriously get that they are being mocked by and laughed at by a rich dirtbag that loves fooling you?

[stesta90]

USA=PROPAGANDA NATION. 

[optikvenom]

@stesta90 Propaganda is something that occurs in every nation and every political debate, since the beginning of civilization. Don't flatter yourself.

[stesta90]

@optikvenom not a singel western nation have such an biasd news network like usa... its like taken out of the film v for vendetta, only its not fiction, its reality. it scares me and I dont flatter myself, I pity americans.

[optikvenom]

@stesta90 I could not agree with you more about our news media, but you don't think that all Americans fall for their lies do you? In case you didn't know, there's something called the internet where people all over can share information and ideas. The news media is just a business like all other.

Talking about biased, tell me, who isn't? Who isn't prejudice?

"I pity Americans" - Doesn't that make you biased?

Do you live in the United States?

[stesta90]

@optikvenom why the fuck did you even bother to replay my first message the way you did if you agree? you out piking fights on the internet? lol.

[optikvenom]

@stesta90 Not picking a fight, not at all! Just making a point that whatever you said about the United States can be said about any other nation, and we are not the worst of it, far from it. There are still communist nations, nations with dictatorships, monarchies, etc... Every nation government use propaganda, and everyone has a biased opinion. That is a fact.

My point is that you singled out the USA as a nation of propaganda and bias, but no one else in the world is any different.

[stesta90]

@optikvenom not in the western world. north korea and china, sure,but not in the western world mate. that is fact. 

[optikvenom]

@stesta90 It seems you are the one trying to pick a fight, but in the meantime, get your facts straight.

I wonder where Communist Cuba is? Or maybe Venezuela and its President Hugo Chavez and his ideas? Corrupt Columbia and their bribed politicians? Drug Infested Mexico?

And in the East, there's religious Israel, Pakistan, England, just about all of Africa, India, Germany, Russia, etc..

You don't think there's any major propaganda in those countries? You don't think they are biased?

[optikvenom]

@stesta90 You said, "USA = Propaganda Nation", but it seems there is a whole lot more of that going on in the East.

It's like I said. Propaganda has been around just as long as any form of civilization, and everyone has a biased opinion. So, don't single out the USA.

[stesta90]

@optikvenom jesus titty fucking christ shut the fuck, you pompus asshole.

[RepublicansAreNazis]

no matter was end beck talks from it still smells likr shit.

[FrostyStoners]

hahaha the guy is like Andy from the Office hahaha

[DarrenLMP3]

Heres a bunch of socialist!!! Get a job punk!!!!! You stupid fuck! Get an education and go back to bed with your mommy. hehehehehehehehehehe CHUMP!!!!

[DawnOfTheDead991]

@DarrenLMP3 Sounds like some Becktard woke up.

[kamphwagon1]

@DawnOfTheDead991 Beck must have droped his chalk and broke his nose...:-) P

[woofalot13]

What a totally foolish and evil cunt .

[roggeray]

@woofalot13

Cunt=uniquely British insult :)

[roggeray]

@woofalot13

Cunt=uniquely British insult :)

[pyromaniac407]

he know russia isnt still communist right?

[kamphwagon1]

@pyromaniac407 Yeah probably like Palin knowing Africa wasn't a country...

[dadush4]

i dont get it, he loves america so much he cries for it.. seems like he's more Hitler than Hitler.. I mean Hitler didnt even cry (read: fake-cry) like that >_>..

[MrAlsfan5]

Wow, that must have been hard to pick ten statements. Beck is such a moron and continually spews out crap on a minute to minute basis.

[ViciousOval]

Man, I so want to set someone's cell phone ringtone to a loop of Glenn Beck shrieking "GEDOFFMYPHONE!"

[ChallengersDeep]

as a nation and a species we are incredibly stupid. otherwise this video wouldnt be a 'thing'

[knickspree]

This video is so dumb, and pointless it actually makes Glenn Beck look really intelligent...RON PAUL for President!!

[454mafia]

so edited

[454mafia]

not outrageous statements at all

[cchris000043]

Fear- mongering psychopath.

[1madDogz]

Glen Beck only loves the paycheck he gets from faux news.

[mcradloff]

@1madDogz I agree, I think he isn't genuine at times at what he really believes, few of them are, or have the ability to avoid from bowing down to their corporate masters.

[GaryHMan]

Beck's loyalists sure must thrive on the emotion of fear. Here's a random act of kindness to any of them that may read this:  BOO! And don't forget to look under the bed and in the closet for all those boogeymen. Oh my!

[MrLaurence19]

this is so damn sad and digusting can't watch the whole video, but still a good post!

[Noromongrel]

Oh, my word.

[Gedankenbaukunst]

sarah palin " Glenn , i need you to build bridges to Nowhere " Glenn " i m your man "

[Punisher7121]

Wow, what a weird little fucker Glenn Beck is...And he called Sarah Palin smart, loses any credibility he ever could have had in life

[jsull14]

Beck is the man!

[jsull14]

Beck is the man!

[jsull14]

Beck is THE MAN!

[JackDaScarecrow]

GET OFF MY PHONE...YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! =\ WTF...

[iLost815]

his little communist piece there was really offensive to me

[Adefgos13]

Glenn beck is a communist.

[420chronmasta]

omfg that guy needs to stop smoking crack

[yoshi090gs]

Jesus....that was scary

[xxxBlueIncendiaxxx]

lol this guy is great

[metyzermanfan19]

Do Americans actually take this guy seriously?

[gizmokeeper]

@metyzermanfan19 unfortunately he has quite a following here.

[51Saffron]

@gizmokeeper Actually, his following is not that many, he just likes everyone to believe that he has many people on his side. He is an act, he does this because there are those people out there that actually believe this kind of BS. Why are Republicans always crying LOL? He is a failed want to be actor.

[gizmokeeper]

@51Saffron its enough to terrify me. he sells a lot of books and his ratings are pretty high and there are some who believe what he says with religious conviction. yes his rating have fallen recently and he is losing popularity because people are tiring of his antics. but they are just looking for someone new to scare the shit out of the. and its not just beck it is all the ppl like him.

[51Saffron]

@gizmokeeper Don't be. He is just a showman. He has no power and is just an entertainer. The people that follow him are in the minority, Remember many that do listen to him do for the laughs because they think he is funny. All of my family are conservative and not one of them likes Glen Beck. He use to be an alcoholic, so maybe'

he has been hitting the booze again. He sounds like the drunk Uncle that shows up at family reunions already drunk and rambling bullshit

[51Saffron]

@metyzermanfan19 NO! Most think he is funny.

[51Saffron]

@metyzermanfan19 No, only as a comedian

[MultiDavid1121]

you fear for it then stop



[Go5KMom]

Wow.

[bendsend12]

What's ironic is that "stupidest" isn't word.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@bendsend12 it's in the internet dictionary

[ScottProvin]

Is that really how this man acts? I wouldn't call him insane because that gives those who are truely insane a bad rap.

[Ziterberg]

this guy is a fucking retard haha

[somersetdc]

We must pour concrete over Glenn Beck's rock so he wont be able to crawl out again.

[Schwartzhund]

When I see Glenn fake crying, I just want to punch him repeatedly

[Nonamearisto]

Is he capable of going one day without mentioning Nazis or Communists?

[BCRamsey14]

This guy is a madman! I'm so happy he doesn't have a show anymore to spew his insane rants

[AreYouCerealBRO]

My mom was watching Glenn Beck.

I physically made her stop.

[11kungfu11]

My god... wtf is wrong with this cunt? he makes a retarded mokery of himself like that and still has a job? shows what the big wigs in media want lol some crazy dude to say some half truths and mostly bullshit to label the rest of the independant researchers just as insaine as him lol... America is a circus haha good luck fellas.

[gulbirk]

That crying is so fucking fake. THe fact that he needs to fake crying is so extremely rude. Hey Glenn, we know you dont have emphati for other people, dont pretend you do.

[MattttG3]

he is faking the crying, your eyes nose and mouth are all connected, that means when you cry tears come out, NOSE RUNS(HIS DOESNT) and crying nosies

[wwhit2001]

@brickwall9822 The conclusive evidence for global warming in new but the global warming scare isn't. Also global warming can be countered just by lifting the band on aerosols. So if he's a cry baby shouldn't that endear him to you? Liberals voted for a stupid inept mouth piece that can't string 2 words together with out it written in front of him and you complain about Sarah Palin? How stupid are you. So you don't notice our descent into communism? Here is your stupidity shown again.

[decam88]

He's about as good an actor as Ryan Reynolds.

[somersetdc]

@decam88 True. But Ryan Reynolds is much easier on the eyes.

[Frostiedkdk]

i thought he'd have suicided or overdosed years ago

[Agogaraxis]

a true presstitute would flip out and say get off my phone when the topic switches to the bank bailout

[EODtchwon]

Poster is a true dumbass. 

[686lollipop]

Beck: I'm gonna loose my mind

Me: ummm I'm pretty sure you already have.....

[flashbeaster]

lets hook him behind car and drive through southern states, uhmm i smell cookin here

[SnugglePuma]

Fucking mormon...

[democrat1515]

What I find funniest is that he always talks about how liberals are destroying america when he is really the one helping to destroy America.

[PANGEA95]

Do you know whats funny, If you watch the start of V for Vendetta, its actually just like this! Except less retarded.

[PANGEA95]

Oh my god what a retard

[mianbentley]

fucking airpick...

he's so dense, light bends around him...

[ghazzter]

Hes pretty retard, hes pretty fucking foney too

[ohiovol63]

I would love to have the "get off my phone" part as my ringtone

[SunniShiaUnity]

lol I love the end get off the phone!!!

[boastingkitty]

not all mormons like him I promise I am one of them.

[xoloesquincle]

ASShead

[Piratenazibear]

he is genuinly insane

[musicxcraze]

wtf ?

[keliata]

He IS a televangelist

[SuperSilentOps]

you can get 10 from beck but i can get 1000 from obama

[AL13NM]

One of the most disturbing days of my life was when I saw my OLDER brother raptly watching this maniacs program.I was incredibly saddened to realize how far gone he must be to give Glenn Beck the time of day.People that lost and confused frighten me.

At least beck is no longer on t.v.-I hope Bachmann joins him, the sooner the better.

[GlennCocoGuitar]

He gives a bad name to Glenn...

[rawknrowl93]

@GlennCocoGuitar He has a good one?

[mvagusta750]

@GlennCocoGuitar is beckerhead still crying on his basement shoe

[1230JM]

@GlennCocoGuitar this is an extremely bias video...its garbage..

[Frog869]

glenn beck on sarah palin "a woman with perspective"

sarah palin on russia "i can see it from my house."

[tubewinkle]

Glenn Beck used to be a rather funny kook. Now he's a weepy kook.

Keith Olbermann is an utter nut case, gravely in need of medication.

[putzthewondersloth]

The idea that universal healthcare will lead to communism is like saying eating less candy will lead to starvation.

[leadpndguitar]

@putzthewondersloth Or like saying a government who wants to control more and more will eventually become all powerful...crazy, I know.

[MasterEngineerDeusIX]

Must have been terribly difficult to pick just 10.

[politicjunkee]

Glen Beck for PREZ!

[fullproofguitar]

this is a retarded video bro

[imactuallyaklingon]

...he compares himself to Thomas Payne. :(