Dick Figures - Attack of the Pwns

[danniivi]

Watched all of season 1 in a space of 15 minutes. I am * le cool

[legocreationaryboy]

they look like twist and pulse

[Jenlego28]

looks like star wars

[DEFHOUND]

soo this is star wars in 4min and 10 seconds huh... pretty badass!!

[crazybanana57]

So that's the big baig theory

[Ep1cShad0w]

So the explosion of a star wasn't enough to kill them?

[AELoL100]

no top comments my time to shine ..... but what can I say

[suckatstarcraft]

OMG! TEH EPINESS!!!

[bella6825]

Red pwnes ALL!!!

[TheGlassAddiction]

Seriously, how'd THIS comment fight happen in the first place? I keep searching but cant find it XD great vid btw

[aumnlvl80]

Like this if you think Red is waaaaay better than blue!

[xXAwesome45Xx]

this is the way i like star wars "BIG BARITOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!"

[CharlesGIGN]

2:46 , technically, they would keep going because space is a vacum...

[FAB0214]

like this comment if u think blue is better than red

[minecrafter1v1]

fUK STARWARS

[brandon77091]

hey guys check it out me and this dumbfuck idiot are fighting watch us grab your fucking popcorn or whatever and soda and watch us replying XD

[Manlife111]

Better then star wars

[ulfenstyle]

i watch one of these videos and youtube suggests these videos ONLY! wtf?

[megasonikuu]

286 people ate the last burrito and got the shit kicked out of them...

[chatango216]

Both of you shut the fuck up and stop posting dumb ass shit.

[FinalFormLXVII]

@chatango216 you didnt even fucking send the message to either of us, way to go.

[doctorlolz]

"i feel like i should pull up"

[AngeiJolie]

sooooo....

everything happens for a burrito which has Blue's name on it?

[badjesse101]

who aims an escape pod at THE SUN?

[828moshi]

Blue:YOU KNOW I LIKE FROZEN BURRITOS!

Red:YOU KNOW I LIKE PISSIN' YOU OFF!

[apolomenace]

and we are out of out of gas, not me lol

[pyro4869]

i want to see an episode where blue gets so drunk that he actually turns really cool like red but even more of an asshole

[imgonnakillyasucker]

red and blue are aliens cause they breath in space!?!?!?

[EarlJago]

they can breath at space lol

[EarlJago]

star wars

lol

[boomtnt1]

BBEEEEAAANNN BUURRIITTOOSSS!!! XD

[bostondetoro]

a nigga moment.

[Gravetor]

Epic

[Curtofthehorde94]

We're outta gas =.=

Not me! BEEEEAAANN BURRITO!

[MrTorisek]

Well, I just jumped a bit, when I've heard these Capital Ships cannons. It's sound of Nomad Battleship's turrets. Who plays Freelancer Discovery, you know what I mean. :| Unless you are in good bomber or capital, you are f**ked.

[Fantasystalker]

BLUE: You Know I Love Frozen Burrito's!!

RED: And You Know i Love Pissing You Off!! LMAO 0:42 to 0:50

[m9531]

2:36 pinacolada song 

[werty1312]

you fucking racoon

[OpTicFuZeOG]

boritoooooooo!!!!!2:48



[FurnaceMastaah]

2:37 somehow that reminds me of Totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox playing Terraria!

[paparaiderfanstudios]

its all the star wars movies combind lol

[dandanallen07]

ima kill you, then ima eat you! CAUSE IM FUCKING HUNGRY! LOL

[MrCrackCraft]

You do know when you move in space something has to stop moving it

[BCNinjaaX]

lol i just noticed red has a death symbol on his ship while blue has a star.. deathstar?

[helllllo3]

i love the music at the beginning gives me nostalgia i dont know why

[XNubWarrioXproducts]

Y U NO GO CRAZY WHEN YOU BLEW UP THE SONG

[bluedolphin4295]

actually they wouldnt have stopped moving if they had run out of gas. one of newton's laws states that in space an object will move continuously unless halted.

[fablerulez123]

Ima kill u and ima eat u cuz I'm fucking hungry

[villaedgar1]

i feel like i should pull up

[NG13BewareMe]

284 hava no idea whas goin on

[TheModdedwarfare3]

2:29 Fuck gravity.

[remixmaster5000]

@TheModdedwarfare3 very little in space

[TheModdedwarfare3]

@remixmaster5000 What does Earth revolve around? A star.

[remixmaster5000]

@TheModdedwarfare3 i don't think the earth revolve around anything it just spins the sun and the moon revolve around it

[TheModdedwarfare3]

@remixmaster5000 *face gets serious* I said go home.

[KingNuclon]

@remixmaster5000 Quick question: Do you know what science, or astronomy is?

[remixmaster5000]

@KingNuclon yup

[NzymeDAchoppa]

BeeeAAAAAnnnnn BURRRIITTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[NzymeDAchoppa]

any last words CHODE!!!!!!!!!!

[MysticPr3edz]

"there's no noise on space" dude shut up and let these people have some fin, I love this

[flipsk8flip]

Blue : And we're out of gas.

Red : Not me! *prrrrrrrrt*

[superfungirl2000]

y the ---- did u eat tge last barito lol i just  it

[Recrafting]

Red Squadron!!! FUCK YES

[SuperChong99]

I felel like I should pull up

[Bradley0905]

u forgot.. theres no sound in outer space.. ^-^

[FlyonsSpirit]

Man know i need to look Star Wars and the revenge of the sith again

[qwerty123456518]

ahh shit

[Littlemandude11]

Who the hell puts a frozen burrito in the fridge?

[BearMaster9013]

when those bigger ships came in was pretty awesome. :3

[ChaosControler999]

I feel like I should pull up

[jonathantaycoh]

pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew

[burstfyre20]

Bean borrito!

[EP1CxXGAMER67]

Dick Figures: Episode I: The Farting Menace, Dick Figures Episode II: Attack of the Pwns, Dick Figures: Episode III: Revenge of the Shit, Dick Figures Episode IV: A new Hump, Dick Figures: Episode V: The Dicks strike back, Dick Figures: Episode VI: Return of the Asshole

[FullMetalAwesome7]

blue will probably get rescued by eulb and der

[dandanallen07]

@FullMetalAwesome7 their dead.

[TiNKERhq]

If You like Pina Colodas, and gettin thrown in the rain. A duurda duurda durda yoga, de berrna burr Michael Caine.

[iliketrains0pwned]

starwars is old, that's why i play halo.

[elloimtman]

blue: aaaaaaaand were out of gas

Red: not me pppphhhhtttt yeaaa burrito

[martinvainwar]

I know i've seen this somewhere before....eeeh Batman?

[Avexar]

HE WAS singing pina coladas!!! 2:35

[viperz55]

PINA COLADA SONG!!! 2:37

[baileyjustin12]

does pwns mean people with weird neutron swords

[AnimeLoverGirl44]

I would trade this for star war any day

[PunkItachi]

Makes me want to watch Star Wars after seeing this



[dragonballaf123456]

BEAN BURITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[joshaber2011]

i think i should pull up

[Altairmod]

Star Wars blaster sounds rule

[stupdido8376]

Farting in space is highly illogical

[LowercasePray]

why was a frozen burrito in the fridge and not the freezer ?.? AHHHHh

[steamcrazy1]

wow freelancer nomad cannon sound at 1:05

[crazymaxitaxi]

good just good

[TheGloriousApple]

I'm still not coming to terms on how the borito is frozen..in the fridge o_e

[sigge951]

how can sound travel through space

[DASwiftCloverMBS]

so all this happened over a boreeto

[NosesDea]

Respect Red! You can sing!!

[johncarter161]

annnnd were out of gas... (red) NOT ME *farts*

[johncarter161]

all the sounds are star wars sounds -__- xD



[avatarnigger]

so u both fought and destoryed over a billion dollars in fucking SPACE CRAFT

OVER A BURRITTOOOOO??? lmao this shit is funny

[tazmeida]

i like more this dan star wars

[onjimana]

@tazmeida then fuck you

[AlienFreek012]

@onjimana stop being a fan boy it is just an opinian

and uh also fuck you to

[Z0MGedELR1C]

this should soooooooooo be a TV series, if it was, it'd go on Comedy Central

[McsBallers]

no meee! BEANNNNNN BURRITOOOOOOOOOO!!

[CosmicSawtooth]

0:50 i have no idea whats going on

[superfungirl2000]

i love this show

[corkygunn]

they should make a movie, i'd buy it :)

[mrtorllin]

I think this is better than Star Wars

[LeaveAloneBrittany]

i fell like i should pull up *crashes*

[darknes2742]

George Lucas could learn something from watching this awesome video.

[digimon6767]

Eeh buritoooo!!!

[jbutoudent]

sun exploading moment : are you fucking kidding me ??

[ainumahtar]

To be fair, I'd rather die a fast and fiery death than run out of juice and die of hunger and thirst (if not asphyxiation)

[brandon77091]

if they are in space and why are not out of oxygen

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 its not meant to be realistic, idiot.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII im not being an idiot fag im just asking u fucking communist

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 wow, youre right you arent an idiot. you're a downright retard. you think im a communist for pointing out something that is very very obvious? fucking idiot, you dont even know what a communist is, do you?

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII dude dude im asking a fucking question that i am not insaulting your godamn ass off if u didn't replied to my fucking question this will never happened

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 i cant understand half the shit you are saying, your words are jumbled up. and no, if it was a question, then it would've been a QUESTION. that was ASKING SOMETHING, and had a QUESTION MARK.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII then fuck off...

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 you dumb piece of shit, if anyone, its you who needs to fuck off.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII u pathetic piece of shit what did i do to u i just asked and u just fucked me off JESUS!!!! CHRIST!!!!

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII HAH!!! blocked u had your chance now youve been blocked im sorry to do this but u deserve this!

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 you dumbfuck, blocking someone doesnt make them unable to reply to a comment. i dont give a shit if im blocked, it wont affect me at all. i blocked you a long ass time ago. you obviously either dont know english or are just a fucking 3 year old. and what so called, "chance" are you talking about? ugh, youre too fucking stupid to even talk to.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII Y U NO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 because you're a dumbass who doesn't know simple grammar or how to use a question mark. and just because you heard the "Y U NO" meme from dick figures doesn't make you funny. and if you don't want to make yourself look more like a complete utter fucktard, then stop replying. simple as that.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII why don't you just fucking shut the fuck up!

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 WHY DONT YOU STOP FUCKING REPLYING, YOU IDIODIC PIECE OF SHIT!? IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, ILL STOP REPLYING

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII SHUT THE FUCK UUPPPPPP!!!! NOW ITS MY FINAL REPLY DON'T REPLY OR ELSE...!!!

[NovaN0va]

@brandon77091 @FinalFormLXVII

Oh look. Idiots fighting on youtube! Where'd I put that popcorn..

[brandon77091]

@NovaN0va u forgot the soda and other junkfoods right :D

[FinalFormLXVII]

@NovaN0va Well, it's obvious, up your ass! Silly willy. lol im not fighting, some dumbass keeps replying to my stuff and is telling ME to shut the fuck up.

[123TheJason]

@NovaN0va lol im looking at their comments to. 5$ on FinalFormLXVII

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 or else what, faggot? you cant do shit.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII why don't u just stop replying and shut the fuck up so you will not make others mad and start another fight u fucking idiot

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII fucking people are getting to our fight cuz u are replying stop replying shit messages u dumbshit fag

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 you're the most ignorant fucking dumbfuck i have ever witnessed on youtube. if you dont want to make yourself look more like a dumbass piece of shit, you need to stop replying you idiot.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII STFU!!! and stop replying so this fight will be over u dumbass idiot why don't u just fucking stop STOP!!!! DO U READ THIS!!!! STOP SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! final word...

[FinalFormLXVII]

@brandon77091 apparently you cant fucking read other people's comments. and its actually fucking funny how mad you are at this.

[brandon77091]

@FinalFormLXVII the more u reply at me the more u get fights so shut up.

[123TheJason]

@brandon77091 dude just lose already hes gonna make you cry at this rate

[IAmSmerf]

@brandon77091 holy crap is this coppercabs family?

[coleisawesome532]

@brandon77091 hes not gonna stop because your losing and want him too ya know right?

[JaysonDLloyd]

@FinalFormLXVII That meme isn't from dick figures just letting you know.

[FinalFormLXVII]

@JaysonDLloyd I FUCKING KNOW THAT. i said he say it FROM dick figures

[nicky111271]

@brandon77091 lolwut?

[TheJabics]

you didn't need to use any gas to keep moving. you're in space chode.

[LucasTheAutobot]

I HAVE A NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON!

[Tacodude987]

dick figures: revenge of the noobs

[segidordkfs12]

pelean por un burrito

[SonicDrawer13]

LOL

[diesel7268]

Im gonna kill then im gonna eat you cause IM F*****G HUNGRY

[MeliPixie]

BEEEAAAAANNNNNN BURRITOOOOOSSSSSSS XP

[AlWayZFrE3]

I feel like I should pull up, but the lords of amazing say DO A BARREL ROLL!

[theatomicguy1]

this was in D&D night cuz on the table wuz an X-wing figure and also he called blue buy his D&D name cerulian

[WiggieWomper]

During the end of every episode I pause at the kitties

[policarpioron20]

burrito, your black beans and rice makes my tummy feel nice. (and my butthole burnnn)

[TheRealScavy]

The person with the top comment is a queer.

[BloodySawBlade]

@TheRealScavy The person making a dictating decision like yours is a fucking asshole.

[leyluvadamcouple]

@Googlee23 no you're not (:

[salmonh3ad123]

red: i feel like i should pull up

*crashes into ship*

[CrackUpCranksters]

how is there any fire in space???

[gameplayer4885]

@CrackUpCranksters you obviously have never seen star wars -_-

[CrackUpCranksters]

@gameplayer4885 yah i have, like a million times, i probs know more than you

[gameplayer4885]

so they buy super high tech space ships and an army, just becouse of a burito? makes perfect sense.

[LadyPenguinStudios]

@gameplayer4885 you would think they would just buy another burrito

[gameplayer4885]

@LadyPenguinStudios that's what 3 year old girls do. real men battle to death for them :D

[Googlee23]

am i the only one who ONLY reads the top comments & thinks all other comments are stupid.... ?

[opaley1]

@Googlee23 true dat



[MrChannelReview]

@Googlee23 wait but if they read and thumbs up your comment then how come they didn't think your comment was stupid

[AlienFreek012]

@Googlee23 no

[rekzzak]

@Googlee23 *thumbs up* DAMMIT my comment is stupid