Is That a Knife

[Dante619fool]

BushWacka and Throphy Belt TF2

[tarael86]

just some kids having fun

[nintendoboy17]

Flight of the Conchords referenced that line. lol

[sikokiller12]

gotta love Dundee's reaction over a small knife.

[Hperman09]

Ha, No wonder Valve get this "sniper character" in Team Fortress 2 based on this movie. Like this if you agree.

[Dante619fool]

@Hperman09 and the bushwacka and the throphy belt

[AbuBishir]

Why is the girl scared before the mugger pulls out the knife? Watch it again and look at her face

[BiOniCFReaK]

@AbuBishir

probably someone has asked her for some wallet, i mean light, before

[AvitalzCartoonz]

Snipin's a good job.

[TheawesomeAmy11]

Haha

[lq6491]

32 people don't have knives

[discokossan]

snipers in a nutshell

[TAPICTURES]

Der hat nen coolen Hut auf

[dajuice730]

Haha!! Classic!!......they don't make movies like they used to!!!

[433barrett]

AUSTRALIAN CHUCK NORRIS

[owen82100]

@433barrett The only person who can defeat Chuck norris.

[433barrett]

@owen82100 no one can defeat chuck norris, this aussie is an offspring of chuck norris

[owen82100]

@433barrett He can -.-

[433barrett]

@owen82100 no he can't chuck norris dsnt battle, he just allows you to lose

[danning1]

Uh, never bring a small knife to a large knife fight? (as opposed to "never bring a knife to a gunfight").

[cassdarkstar]

I'm also bluddy proud to be an aussie

[owen82100]

MAKES ME SO FUCKING PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN!

[flashdanceluver]

im aussie and have never seen this

[spoofoflife]

@000fabien

...The Russian's idea of a knife is a broken Vodka bottle!

[dfx7465]

What really matters of course this helped seduce the girl...

Regardless of knife size or danger - that's a result.

[dnartolp830]

I carry around a Bowie knife just so I can do this one day lol

[Kbcrazy8s]

Wow Keenan Thompson lost weight

[Vivaswaq]

... I want to see more of him, and then suddenly none of him.

[000fabien]

in soviet russia that is tooth pick

[000fabien]

AUSSIE FTW WOOP WOOP WOOP

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Wait until you see the Australian police force... Oh yeah...

[Nerfer998]

Like a boss.

[HouseOfAngelica]

EPIC!!!

[JeRzEY6495]

Oh really? Well, this is a gun :)

[COLLINGWOODUDE]

aussies are awesme im aussie WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[IXcrispyXI]

@COLLINGWOODUDE too bad you go for collingwood

[123tomwright]

Inspirational man

[MisterLEM0NS]

This is why we need more australian cops around here...

[KovuIce]

I really wanna watch this now!

[TBoolie1]

Thats not a knoife this is a..... (mugger pulls out lightsaber) ahh i see moi good man you do have a knoife

[kingbrenty]

every Australian is exactly like this. when we turn 5, we get our crocodile skin jackets. when we turn 10 we get a hat with crocodile teeth on it. when we turn 18 we get our big stupid crocodile slashing knife

[Knoiv]

Thats not a knife... This is a Knoiv

I love my Youtube name

[cheatingwanker]

Who would dislike this vid and why?

[Sagesheart2]

@JRod1792 that's not a gun, (pulls out an M1 Browning) this is a gun!

[Pete292323]

Mugger: "And this is gun"...

Dundee: "And this is my pet crocodile"

[wookieproductions]

That's not a knife, that's a spoon!

[WYIT0]

@wookieproductions I see you've played knifey spoony before.

[AfroManProductionz]

Is it weird that my 7th grade world history teacher told me about this

[epic246]

Goota love these Australian Classic movies.

[JRod1792]

well, then this is a gun.

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

I wish I had that kinda charisma, lawls!

[zh000acab000zh]

every normal black dude would say.... and this is a gun lil' mothafuckaa.... but anyway in movies is everything possible

[0Roy666]

@zh000acab000zh Is that why most of the niggers end up in jail?

[GauntV]

aaahaha why is he dressed like MJ from thriller?

[dachicagoan]

@GauntV the thriller jacket was a big hit in the fashion industry especially among blacks, because of MJ. Many movies and music videos of the mid 80s showed people wearing them.

[forerunner06]

And this is a gun nigga!

[morrismagic08]

I'm watching this is on TV right now, but they cut this part out! How pathetic. No wonder new films today are so shit, there Are no parts to-be cut out! Film makers can't make a decent movie today because of so much political correctness! Screw you hollywood.

[DgenerationX2009]

now thats a knife lol xD

[2010Barbon]

This is probably the most famous scene from the Dundee flicks.

[RsJarre]

Silly Dundee, that's a swedish toothpick!

[logik316]

That's not a knife either. It's more like a short sword.

[creepyguywithphone96]

I have a knife like that but I dont take it anywhere

[GrannyGroovinGravity]

I would love to see what would happen if Crocodile Dundee was to team up with Chuck Norris and Jack Nicholson.

[theawesome288]

dundee uses: LEER

its super effective

demoman has fled the battlefeild

[Wiezo]

...and bob´s your uncle!

[CalgarianMike]

32 people tried to scare Dundee with a noob knife :D

[8bobthebuilder]

"Haha, that's not a knife...THAT'S a knife." hehe

[rockkiwi]

Oh, I see you've played ol' knifey spooney before.

[aw3t464747]

the two top comments are terrible

[TheCurrentRobloxNews]

That's a spoon...

[jorn1233]

2 top comments are about the 2 top comments

[Zermox123456789]

OH MAH GAWD HE'S GOT THE BUSHWHACKA!

[SpartanCXVII]

"Oh yeah? And this is a gun."

[BlackandBlueMage]

dont muggers carry handguns? are they that bad at mugging?

[ojideagu]

@BlackandBlueMage In England they still use knives, guns are very rare.

[0GTXR]

The Bushwaka :DDDD

[Mu91c14n]

@0GTXR Personally, I would have reached for the Machette.

[Solidjesse]

That's not a like, THIS is a like

[roverdoverlover]

what movie is this?



[Alycia2424]

@roverdoverlover crocodile dundee

[roverdoverlover]

@Alycia2424 thanks:)

[bitchasshoeism]

he's my idol....

[TheloniousKeys781]

Mugger: "And this is gun"...

Dundee: "Shit.. just take the wallet"

[keenmachine80]

@TheloniousKeys781 Lol i searched this video just to put a comment like that, thinking i was gonna be witty..well played sir

[CorporateG0th]

Honey! Look! It's a multi-racial TV gang!

[OtherRealmer]

What makes this even more awesome is Dundee is smiling through it all.

[MattakuNoKoohai]

such a fuckin aussie

[ThePopester136]

LOL at the top two comments! :P

[xoBOSSox]

32 people are black

[xoBOSSox]

press 9 over and over again...what is love

[TadRaunch]

JERRRAHTEEYY

[nowaymanblue]

Haha, okay, I get it. I obviously didn't beforehand. Thanks.

[PrimevalHunter300]

I suddenly want to see more of him and then none of him.... forever

[apinafilms]

thats not a knife

this is a knife

Thug: pulls out pistol and shoots

[Treblaine]

Crocodile Dundee II: "That's not my wife... THIS is my wife!"

[kakio14]

there snot a 0:47 D:

[davidkowalski11]

I feel like I wanna see more of him, and then none of him, ever again.

[TheUnreaI]

Run yanks run hahahaha

[rx8on19ss]

That's not a knife its a spoon.

[Mopja100]

That Ain't ah 'nife, deez' are nifes (pulls out a samarai sword and machete)...Say G'Day to me croc friend's will ya'.....(massive ninja jitsu spartan owning blood everywhere)

[kex926]

@pirox1234 Are ya' daft? That's just a scissor blade! This is a knife! *Pulls out Balisword (Yes, those are real)*

[kex926]

@Sutorenja Well played.

That's not a sword, that's just a comb! This is a sword! *Pulls out claymore (The sword not the explosive)*

[pirox1234]

@kex926 aye, thats not a sword, thats a butter kneif! dis is a sword

*pulls out eyelander*

[222buckley]

Hahaha!

[kex926]

That's not a knife either: That's just a bloody toothpick, mate! *Pulls out a katana*

[Sutorenja]

@kex926 thats not a sword, thats a shaving razor *pulls out grosse messer*

[malofa99]

...And then he pulls out a handgun.

[AlecZorric]

That's a knoife

[deathknightrevan]

i love that scene XD, and that knife

[DontMockMySmock]

top two comments = tf2 comments

INTERNET

[Novius8]

BUSHWACKA!

[gasparspeed]

this is not a knife.

THIS is a knife!!!

[ZombiemanSteve]

I love how about half of the comments are TF2 related.

[comeclarityy]

oh he gon get someeeee

[nowaymanblue]

who thumbed up the piss at him comment? That's ridiculous.

[Inurian59]

@nowaymanblue Do you not know the reference?

[AFreakingMango]

@nowaymanblue Its TF2! :3

[sausagemanlorne23]

@nowaymanblue Its a reference to a game called team fortress 2, in which the Australian sniper class can throw jars of 'Jarate' (piss)

[siamesemilkman]

@nowaymanblue watch idiocracy and it'll all make sense

[ermaslv44]

@nowaymanblue its a refference, to an australian dude in a game, who throws piss at folks

[LetsPlayOblivious]

@nowaymanblue hes referring to a game called team fortress 2 in which the sniper character who has an australian accent and carries a knife that looks like his also throws a jar of yellow liquid (looks like piss) called "jarate"

[YeungyBassMasta]

@nowaymanblue mate, its a Team Fortress joke

[jackofblades94]

@nowaymanblue tf2 joke...

Knifing's a good job mate!

[rustyspoon69]

That looks so much like The Outback Bowie from Down Under Knives

[Loader2k]

@rustyspoon69 That's exactly what it is. 8>) I gots one.

[benzoatemybaby]

That's not a knife, you cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuunt.

[Polardj900CPCP]

Knifin's a good job mate!

[Polardj900CPCP]

You call that a comment? This is a comment!

[cammy85]

I see you've played knifey spoony before!! :)

[IsolationInstigation]

That's not a knife, that's a fucking short sword.

[owen82100]

Australia = 1. Bad Guys = 0.

[aplayaz2000]

u call that gun

this is a gun

that's a spoon

[sorendaine]

This scene inspired me T^T

[legofan777]

Young Michael Jackson Fights middle edge saxton hale?

[thevic]

class dismissed

[GreenNinjaable]

Best line ever!!!

[PrimericanIdol]

Crocodile Dundee carries Cold Steel

[Mrjman554]

AUSTRALIAN! Y U NO HAS MUSTACH!!?

[cctodd2530]

Hahaha go on twitter and look up the username @isthataknife

[madhazzer]

bitch nigger

[JedininjaZC]

Maybe I should invest in a giant knife.

[EllieWallander95]

one of my fav movies <3 so charming i luv it :)

[Parstices]

Fast forward to present day. He gets shot by the black guy, and takes the wallet.

[MCGeest]

@Parstices

Because gun crime is so much more rampant today than in the 80s right?

[Parstices]

@MCGeest Umadbro?

[zachplaysfallout3]

@MCGeest it actually has increased since the 80s so YOU LOSe

[deman182]

@Parstices no no no black guy pulls out a pistol then he says thats not a gun pulls out a LMG and says this is a gun black guy pisses his pants and runs away

[Redneckamerican5792]

@Parstices Crockodile Dundee 3 Mick takes gun away from mugger so they already did that lol

[Fiki2k7]

@hrwulf Hook line and sinker!

[CptChaos47]

I see he's played knifey-spoony before.

[bebeldan]

Try to do that in real life, you get a slit on your throat

[raptorx890]

He should have thrown piss at them.

[nigahiga68]

I wonder why this turns me on...?

[UncleMikeNJ]

Rule Number 9: Never go anywhere without a knife!

[Fomortiis0]

Now THIS is a knife.

[DicksOnTheMic]

My other knife is bigger!

[chipples19]

One of the best movie scenes ever!

[shadowman980]

Here take the wallet. There's $500 in it, but the wallet itself is worth more than that.

Hey guys

We can make references that AREN'T tf2 you know

+1 to who gets it

[hugothenerd]

BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!

[mytaejin]

32 people are americans

[TwinUzis]

@mytaejin

Aw, how cute. Trying to act cool by insulting the Americans with no relevance.

[justicerobbie67]

cut his thoat open ? teach that niggar a  lession.

[gorgormany14s]

Linda kolzwolsky is hot.

[BeeFittyTwooz]

Ah... i see you've played knifey spoony before.

[Mirrabam]

Dundee=God?*

[Mirrabam]

Dudndee=God?

[snider029]

@Mirrabam I thumbs downed this because its misspelled

[Mirrabam]

@snider029 :(

[TheSonofgun666]

That's why I carry a big knife XD

[TheHAMproductions]

Hold 5 and look at the white kid's face lol

[Urindunk]

DATS NOT A KNOIEF... DIS IS A KNOIEF

[Mrsuperdestroyer]

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[rearnessfactorof11]

That's not a knoife... THIS is a knoife

Only scumbags are having fun