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  • Reward: $1.00

  • bitch got served

  • mattgu4 i mean

  • I forgot how retarded you r

  • @UTBCP Says the person who must use "text speak" even when on the internet.

  • hello captain captain! lolz

  • Amazing :D Look forward to more :D

  • Sorry, but, have you ever seen Ross Scott's civil protection? It's a lot like this, there arn't any evil masterminds but it is a Machinima involving two guy on the police force who get involved in a lot of trouble.

  • Nonetheless, there are lots of machinima with two cops. :p

  • companion cube is an evil genis?

  • ???? lame or lame?

  • its k man, not hilarious, but not lame

    they just need to edit netter

  • this is crap

  • Agreed.

  • The reward was SOOOO BIG!!!! $1.00 OMG!!!

  • Finally a "not Halo" machinima

  • @gordon i cant agree more

  • haha shanigua. its funny cos when i went to a museum with my school a load of black girls kept going up and down the escalators stickin there fingers up and we called them shanigua, latisha and shanaynay. gooood times

  • lol funny stuf

  • When I head black woman and a watermelon... I thought many racist comments were going to be made. BUT THEN I FORGOT ITS MACHINIMA! >.>

  • 1:09 Its not machima it's from video copilots sound fx. I think its like metal whoosh or just strong whoosh. Its used in machima because its royalty free

  • what the fuck is this?

  • MUSIC TOO LOUD!!

  • turn down the volume

  • If you knew anything about the word "respective" you would know it has nothing to do with respect. It means "corresponding to" or "relating to a particular person/place/thing." Dumb shit. And I know that people don't chose their names, at least not in this country. And how did I diss other countries?? I appear to have missed the meaning in my own comments and you pulled that out of your ass to start an argument.

  • Funny black women

  • 1:09 ...was that the Machinima intro closing sound i heard?? ..just wow..

  • yeah its that sound

  • Reward 1$ :DDDDDDDDD

  • cop no.1 was good but cop no.2 with the sucky mic well he sucked

  • racist fuck !

  • lol

    "Wanted

    Reward $1.00"

  • meh.. it wasn't that good... the sound was shit ! :S

  • lmfao a watermelon, wheres the fried chicken?

  • Why is it that black women seem to have weird names? Latisha, Shaniqua? Call me racist, but I don't get it. Do those names have their origins in Africa, which most of these women have never been in their lives nor never will go, ever?? Note: I am referring strictly to women in the States.

  • You shut the fuck up you racist bastard.

    It's heartless faggots like you that make this world the way it is.

  • couldn't think of any other world i'd rather be....

  • Why do you have fingers? Why do you have hair? Is your name Steve? Why???

  • First two are genetics. Third is the name of my uncle whose parents are Polish, and English.

  • Oh..........ok.......

  • Then why do you have european name? Because Steve is definitively not a native amercian name.

    And youre being racist saying that 'their' name should stay in Africa, and they all should have white european name.

  • My uncle is Steve whose parents are Polish and English and immigrated from those respective countries. And if you learned to read, I never said the names should stay in Africa, and I never said that they should take "white" names. I merely asked if the names are African in origin, and why they chose to have names that are from there, even though they weren't born there and never lived the culture.

  • Not all black woman has unique names,

    Its just a stereotype.

  • women.

  • Are great.

  • So if I turn that guy in do I get all the reward?

  • Ha, 2:00

    That watermelon is PISSED.

  • lol reward. "$1:00"

  • The racism here ain't funny, just exploitive.

  • have you ever heard the frase shut the fuck up???

  • Have you ever seen the word "phrase?" You should check it out so you can keep from looking like even more of a jerk in the future.

    I don't understand your blind, reasonless aggression towards my anti-inflammatory statement. Perhaps you should learn to properly communicate your thoughts and opinions so people like you and I can dialogue and reach positive outcomes instead of flaming each other over Youtube comments because of responses like yours.

  • same with your comment

  • Listen to MatthewGU4 This is his first Hl2 machinma Give him a brake seriously check out his channel he has really good Super Mario 64 Machinmas but hes a really good Movie maker so cut him some slak

  • bad french acent good german acent

  • only ross scott can do half life stuff right....

  • Ross Scott can do it well. There are plenty of other people who can do it well also. Me on the other hand, this is technically my first Half-Life 2 Machinima, and I'm aware that it's definitely nothing compared to something Ross Scott could make.

  • ah. the voice over seemed a bit unmotivated.

  • I will do my best to fix any mistake seen in this film to make a better first episode.

  • I thought this was pretty good.

  • Thank you. :)

  • @andfoll321123

    dam right...

  • Lol.

    What about Eddie Smithson?

  • the red guy has a bad french accent

  • hes french? LOL

  • fucking shit l2 machinima

  • water melon saved this vid 3/5.

  • This needs to stop. Machinama can't just upload whatever they want and make cash out of it. Videos like this is just a disgrace for people who are actually subscribing to your channel and thus paying you money. Flag this video so Machinima understands that they can't upload whatever crap they want and make money out of it!

  • Yeah. You tell'em Djmandodo. You're the man!

  • Nice of you to stop by Mr. Maker. What you already understand is that I'm not pleased with this nor Machinima's later videos. You must be happy tho to make a buck out of this garbage. If you could be honest for 1 min, could you tell me. Do you think Machinima is uploading a little to much bullshit or is it really fair for people subscribing to an awesome channel to watch crap like "Left 4 dead easy montage" and stuff like this too :)

  • Hear Hear!

    I miss the old machinima.

  • Well, for one. There's a solution to your problems. If you really want to watch specific videos on Machinima from a particular director, go to that persons channel and subscribe to them and look for their EXT videos leading to their full length video on Machinima's YT Channel. That'll save space in your subscriptions. I'm fine with the fact that you do not like my video. Sure, I do like to receive the generic "good job" it's not all about the money I'm making it. It won't get me anywhere in life

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  • "and thus paying you money"

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  • Sup retard

  • No one talks like that.

  • idk what to say...........its was ok...i guess

  • "Final verdict administered"

  • pretty shitty 0/5

  • A black woman and her watermelon...epic.

  • 14th

  • XD guess it wasnt easy being a metro police

  • Wanted: Combine Elite

    Reward: $1.00

    That's a price I'd risk my life for. :D

  • well this is odd...

  • penis thats right i went there

  • they arent even done with half-life 1

  • these kids are gay below me

  • lmao

  • jk idc if im first thats gay

  • You said that because you weren't first. -.-;;

  • first bitches

  • Fail. You're not first. HA.

  • Freakin' amazing guys. 5/5

  • muhahahah

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