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  • haha i just peed myself!!!

  • and now 10-5 playoffs! :)

  • Go Lions!! I'm a New England fan, but have not lived in Mass for 31 years (I was born in Greater Boston; lived there until I was 28). But I will be rooting for Detroit all season!! Unless they make it to the Super Bowl AND face the Pats ... which ain't gonna happen. Don't get me wrong .... it's the Patriots who won't make the Super Bowl. Their offense is an A, but their defense has been a D (an F before the 10-9-11 Jets game) Now if the Detroit defense could be paired with NE offense ...!!!!

  • and now theyre undefeated

  • @Piznick64 and then lost to the 49ers and then had a follow up lost to the falcons and in week 10 to week 17 won't be very fun for you detroit douche bags

  • @multiedge22 im a steelers fan?

  • I am working my way through the video, and immediately there is something hysterical ...."Sir, the NFL has taken away our team plane ..... and replaced it with a short bus!" LOLOLOLOL "Look fellas .... I know you worked hard on this bag." On the floor LOL!! Time out ... first Adolf screams "Fuck the Lions!," then he exorts, "I am a LION .... hear me roar." Yeah, Adolf, the way you were screaming, they could probably hear you at Ford Field all the way from your underground bunker in Berlin!!

  • the Lions are probably going to be good this year, but this is still the best video ever!!!

  • lol "they took away our plane and replaced with a short bus".

  • Lions* sorry. Haha

  • Hahaha so mean, but so dang hilarious. Haha hahaha Raiders, Lion, and Browns will be good this year. I just have this feeling a new era of football is about to take over the league. Haha hopefully haha I'm sick of the same old teams winning, it's time for a change. Oh and the Jets O-Line looked terrible tonight. Preseason but still. Haha

  • ******please watch: HITLER HATES OHIO STATE.....IT IS EPIC....AND THEN WATCH: MAX STRONG....HE IS NAKE AND WILL LOV U, THEN OWN U.

  • wow this was awesome

  • 1:49 - 1:59 is what makes this video

  • I moved from Michigan to Arizona better team here but i still with arogance like the lions and all the Michigan Teams From Detroit.

  • Wow...Hitler takes football seriously.

  • after seeing these comments i now have alot of respect for you lions fans ofcourse yal are upset about the season but yal kno how to take a tragedy like this yal got heart and i respect that about yal im and eagles fan and if this were to happen to us idk what i would do i would still be with my team but i wouldnt even speak of this lol but we have similar things in common we both gonna make all of our haters kiss our rings when we FINALLY host the lombardi trophy one day

  • I am a lion, hear me roar! LOLs that part was perfect with his arm gestures

  • welp sucks to be me im a lions fan now weres my paper bag

  • it was so so..it could have been better. has some funny moments

  • this is my favorite of all the Hitler rants on YT!!

  • I was at that game when the Packers beat the Lions to go 0-16. Nothing like witnessing history. Go Pack!

  • GRAB,'A.;FREE;:IPAD-2:''_

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  • haha! btw Mien Fur means My Leader

  • Well, at least you have the Red Wings.

  • omfg how funny. You are a genious. I love the lions and that was funny. LMFAO

  • La De Frickin Da

  • This is how Hitler must've felt when he got beat by a buncha blacks in the olympics

  • Soy un Detroit Leon.

    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

    If Beck isn't a Lion's fan, he ought to be.

  • What movie is this original scene from?

  • Pretty damn funny. I started to hope for a winless season towards the end just to get some changes in the organization.

  • Just watched AGAIN and had to laugh, unfreaken believable, you are incredible!

  • hahahahaha I love it, thanks a lot for posting this.

  •  OMG I MISSED THE DIRTY SANCHEZ THE 1ST TIME AROUND FROM LAUGHING TO HARD.

  • hitlerhatesthelions...........­....HOLY CHRIST, THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET, i just found it, can't wait to unleash this gem on friends and family. Give yourself a pat on the back for a job GREATLY DONE. I mean they took away our plane......ARE U KIDDING ME TOOK AWAY OUR PLANE only to have it replaced with a sort bus........I FELL OFF MY MOTHER F-ING CHAIR LAUGHING. Thankyou, Thank you, Thank you for the best video ever. ROTFLMAO

  • Im a Lions fan. I pissed ma'sef

    One day.... one day, not in my lifetime maybe (& Im only 29) we will make a Superbowl appearance. Last time Detroit made the superbowl is when we HOSTED it for Pittsburgh & Seattle.

    YES we suck. Stafford is a GREAT QB but the dude is made of glass. Its gonna take a LONG time for us to NOT be the laughing stock of the NFL. But I still support them. I root for the Colts now however as I have to pick a surrogate team to compensate for Detroits shitty football team.

  • @quithip313 Pittsburgh won 21-10 despite rumors that Pittsburgh cheated to win Super Bowl 40 in 2006.

  • hahaha short bus =]

  • Watched this video again for the first time in months. LOLed and Laughed My Ass Off once more. Phil Simms had a very perceptive comment during Thursday's loss to New England, in which Detroit actually led 24-17 halfway through the 3rd period. "The Lions have been a 50-minute football team in most games so far this season. We'll see if they can hang in there for 60 minutes today." Pats got a bit of an edge on them in the 4th period. 4th quarter points: New England 21, Detroit 0

  • Make a video of Hitler celebrating after the Lions win a game. That would be awesome.

  • LOL."The NFL took away our team airplane, and they replaced it with a short bus." Greatest line ever.

  • LOL

  • Go

    LIONS

  • NFL replacing the plane with a short bus. LOL!

  • who are the detroit lions? if anything the Nazis like Soccer (fussball).

  • Check out mine! Thanks!

  • Hysterical!!! The record speaks for itself, they tried real hard. That was the line of the year. Great motivation for those guys.

  • best video ever!!!

  • hahaha

  • Good job LOL this was put together great!

  • at 3:15 that blond chick is hot

  • Best Hitler video on the web! Loved it.

  • Cheer up Detroit Fans

    You got the Red Wings

  • @azcardinalsfan100 The Redwings best years are well behind them, they are a relic of the past.

  • cwhite507@yahoo.com

  • lolz papar pags on their heads xD

  • Hitler would probably run the team better than Ford...

  • best video ever!

  • Poor Lions fans, especially if they live in Detroit. Not only has the city closed about half of its public schools, and had a "wonderful" mayor like Kwame Fitzpatrick (I may have his name wrong, but you know who I mean), but they have an NFL team that has to have the worst record of all this past decade. When did they last win a road game? Before electricity? Thanks again, hitlerhates. I hadn't watched this video in several months, and it STILL made me LOL!! Constantly hysterical.

  • iv been laughing the whole video.. well done! :D

  • But Hitler knows the Faketriots are the true scum of the Earth and for he will condemn them and their fans to the gas chambers when the Reich rises again!!! Sieg Heil Sieg Heil! Jawohl Mein Fuhrer!!! I'd rather follow a team of perfect losers than flawless cheating Big Dance Failures!!!

  • I feel like I recognize the pen that he throws down on the table. is that from the Soaring Eagle Casino in Mount Pleasant? lol, it has the same colors I believe. That's what I get for working there for a summer.

  • @tommytom20 Yes is was Soaring Eagle. TOO FUNNY!

  • I rarely post comments to any videos but thank you hitlerhatesthelions...you really put a lot of thought into your spoof and spent a lot of time putting it together. It was really really funny. Thanks again.

  • "...they replaced it with a short bus"

    "I am a lion ... hear me ROAR" ROFLMAOOOOO

  • lol FIVE different quarterbacks! lol Go Lions!!

  • hey ford, how about you sell the team to someone who knows what to do

  • That does it, "hitlerhatesthe," from now on I will root for the Lions, except when they are playing my beloved New England Patriots. The Pats are way over the hill now, so unless they get a lots of younger, good players, especially on defense and the offensive line, they may not make the playoffs this year. But then they would not be able to play the mighty Lions, who are always a threat to win the Super Bowl .... at least until the season starts. Sorry about that; I could not resist.

  • he's the first crazy sports fan.

  • As a Lions fan for more than 20 years, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen about my team. The Lions have a Chicago Cub-like quality about them...you really want them to win, but you're so used to them losing, it's just part of the territory. Now, an 0-16 record is an EPIC FAIL, but still, how many of you were rooting for a perfect winless season when it got to 0-14? Hey, if you've gotta be known for something...

    That said, I like where the team's going. This'll be a fun season.

  • @bishop2100 haha i think what my favorite thing about howmuch the lions suck is that it made barry sanders look even cooler. imagine if he had emmit's o-line? he'd have bigger plays and rush for more yards but he wouldn't have broken as many tackles so i think it made him look better

  • Yes I hope they do I still like the lions

    Oh! and for Ohio Sports Haha the King

    is gone

  • Well at least we got the Pistons,Red wings,and Tigers they won some

    championships

  • @Madrespect20 Hell yea man. Don't worry Lions will turn things around.

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  • Hmm. Every single one of these is exactly the same video, just different subtitles.

  • hahaha nice

  • LOL Hitler rules thank you giver of the VW Bug!

  • I just wish the Ford family would hand the organization over.

  • This had a very unique touch! I cracked up laughing and my mom asked if I was okay :o

    I'm a Cowboys fan, and during that long playoff absence I consoled myself with the mantra, "at least I'm not a Lions fan," sometimes alternating with the Raiders of course. Anyway, you should auction that bag on eBay if you still have it. That thing is boss.

  • i just have to live in michigan

  • Actually I've seen the real version of this many times. Steiner didn't attack, but that pales with the failures of the Lions to do the job! Fortunately, none of the Lions had a team member named Fegelein. He tried to desert Detroit, the team S/S picked him up, drunk as hell. He was sent out on the short bus. He got off, then... well the record speaks for itself. The Schmeisser had its way with him. (Anyone here get this)?

  • what movie clip is this is from ??????

  • @adrianleontv In English, "The Downfall." In German, "Der Untergang." If you act soon, before they take it down, it's in 17 parts on utube. With English subtitles. Actually it's a very good flick. Centers in Traudl Jung, a pretty young secretary Hitler hired 2 1/2 years before the main story occurs. If you can stand graphic scenes, and accept that not all who were there were snarling Nazis (there ARE some there), then check it out.

  • Hey, the Lions were extremely smart (for a change) to draft that Nebraska player Suh. Although it may not be as true in recent years as 20+ years ago, I still think great teams must have solid line play and good or great defenses. I am not an NFL expert, but Suh has been raved about as one of the best college defensive players ever. Any team that can put consistent pressure on the other team's QB has an excellent chance of winning, and I don't care who the QB involved is.

  • " I am a Lions... hear me ROAR" lol

  • @killedude lol why does a "lion" have a mustache and speaks ? lol

  • Can you make me a Hilter-Lions baghead?

  • 2 fucking games they won this.

    Big whoopty fucking do.

    William Clay Ford can suck my balls.

  • Happy Birthday April 20

  • OMG, this is absolutley hysterical! I love the bag! Thanks for posting!!!!

  • This was definitely LAUGH-OUT-LOUD funny!! Thanks very much for posting, "hitlerhatesthelions." Tell me, are you from the Detroit area? I am not.

  • @VrgniaMailman

    Yes, from the great state of Meeeeeeeeeechigan....and unfortunately the home of the fabulous Detroit Lions!!

  • @hitlerhatesthelions so sad the only professional teams in michgan are the red wings and the tigers

  • @hitlerhatesthelions michigan is the best state ever 卐

  • @hitlerhatesthelions how many games did you go to any games that year?

  • @VrgniaMailman Yes I am...15 minutes away from Ford Field where the mighty Lions play!

  • J-DUBS!!! I know you were on that short bus with Hitler and wearing that paper bag for him! ROFLMAO!

  • The bag makes this video.

  • hahaha if we exectue better we'll be a better team

  • i dont like parodys that use the downfall but this one was not bad i give it two thumbs up

  • Lions > Browns

    Red Wings > Blue Jackets

  • lol... well done!

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  • ROFL- and don't forget to pack this paper bag.

  • William Clay Ford Sr. is the worst owner in NFL history, I can't wait until the day he dies.

  • they did better than Hitler expected 2-14 wooooooooooooooo

  • GO BILLS woot woot

  • T.O.!! But overall DALLAS.

  • glad 08 season is over, its kinda funny now, go lions!!

  • nice i see this video is the media doing what it does best......

    kicking a man when he's down. Don't worry we'll be back soon enough.

  • probably the funniest hitler video yet

  • The bag inserts are great.

  • only the lions can have 10 years of top 10 picks in the draft and have almost all of them go bad. were friggin cursed.

  • @the99stingrays best so far is calvin Johnson. 6'5 WR and makes insane catches and saves his QB on a weekly basis. best draft pick by far, just get a Defense, and hope that Stafford can get him the ball more.

  • Cleveland Browns vs Detroit Lions in Superbowl 45.

  • Hitler was a lions fan. Why do you think he killed himself?

  • @Nick1944 right on man... you said it all

  • @Nick1944 Because Jesse Owens beat his blimp in the 1936 Olympics?

  • im glad to be a cowboys fan...to bad we lose big games. :(

  • Man.. thats was hilarious... short bus.. the paper bag... dirty sanchez. My eyes are watering that was so funny.. Nice work.

  • The Browns own any team in the AFC, and probably the NFC, if not, Dallas is also right up there. Lions are OK, but I can't stand New Orleans/Jacksonville...

  • As a Bengals fan, I really love the Lions, because they remind me things could always be worse.

    Sure we havn't won a playoff game since 1991, and have only two winning seasons in the last 19 years, At least we've never been 0-16 and we've made it to a couple of Super Bowls.

  • @TheStapleGunKid Bengals still suck either way just like the rest ohio sports teams 45 years 1 pro sports title thank GOD FOR OHIO SPORTS they remind me that your whole state could suck. Thank god atleast the Pistons, Tigers and Redwings have won multiple titles unlike any team in ohio for 4 decades

  • Well I can't really argue with a lot of that, but the Bengals did have good year this time around. 10-6 with Marvin Lewis bringing home the coach of the year award. Tell me, what was the Lions record this year and how many awards did they win?

    We've got a lot of accomplishments the Lions are still looking for. We've got 5 playoff wins and 2 Super Bowl appearences, vs the Lions with their 1 playoff win and 0 Super Bowl appearences. Dwell on that.

  • @TheStapleGunKid dwell on this the DETROIT PISTONS IN THE LAST 21 YEARS HAVE MORE TITLES THEN THE STATE OF OHIO PEROID. You better prey LBJ doesn't leave because if he does boy you may never win in this lifetime and the Lions have 4 NFL CHAMPIONS PRESUPERBOWL BU THE BUNGLES HAVE NONE IF ANY

  • Well it would be kind of hard for the Bengals to win pre-Super Bowl Championships seeing as they didn't exist until 1968 (the first Super Bowl was after the 1966 season)

    Anyway you know your team sucks when the only thing you can do respond to criticism is talk about some other team playing a different sport as a response.

  • @TheStapleGunKid AND YOUR WHOLE STATE HISTORICALLY SUCKS AND STILL SUCKS . I would rather have one bad team then 6! Plus with Bumeyes dam Ohio makes life so much better

  • @TheStapleGunKid all im saying you dump on the lions I remind Ohio why in sports your just michigans toliet

  • Seeing as Michigan has been losing time after time to OSU, that statement is most illogical.

  • The Detroit Lions, seriously, are the most shitty team in NFL history. They only won one playoff game since they were created.

  • @sniperdude58 actually they won 4 championships, 4 playoff games and got 14 playoff appearances since they were created

  • yeah but they still are very whack as of now. they once had a veeeeery long losing streak.

  • The Lions were one of the first NFL teams to win a championship

  • 1952.... But we've sucked since then...

  • @jaybrad77 and to suck so much ass continuesly

  • anyone else notice that the lions are in like every highlight real for other teams?

  • I've always noticed that and laughed. Rex Grossman used to look like Marino when he played the Lions.

  • HAHAHAHAHA a short bus. they got new uniforms so they look good when they suck. Im a dolphin fan and thank god the lions did bad, wen they went 0-16 everyone forgot about the dolphins 1-15 season.

  • This is one of the best I have ever seen.

    "We made a mask for you." HAHA!

    The mustache ha!

  • that was funny as fuck dude my god

  • lmao

  • Team jet for short bus...LOL

  • I feel bad for Jim Schwartz. I mean the Lions have no clue how to draft talent. Worst defense in NFL history last year and 3 out of the first 4 picks this year were offensive players. The Pettigrew pick was stupid when we could of got Michael Oher who is arguably the best player in the draft class and I loved the Delmas pick and Levy picks. I'm not sold on Stafford just yet but like his heart and mentality.

  • Michael Oher is an offensive player...

  • where can i find this hitler video without the subtitles? i'd like to make my own.

  • i think the lions and rams are going to the super bowl

  • YAH GO FUCKING DETROIT LIONS 0-16  it takes fucking skillz

  • "The NFL took away our plane and replaced it with a short bus." BWAHAHAHAH!!

  • ehh....even the raiders won more games...unbelievable

  • hahaha how is that possible?

  • i know its unbelievable

  • This is the best one yet!!!

  • lol the shit on my upper lip comes from 16 games worth of stink

  • Hitler just can't catch a break, he gets banned from everything and all his favorite teams suck.

  • "I am a Lion...hear me Roar!!..perhaps thats what they needed to hear at Stalingrad.

  • MrBceezy wat year are u talking about this year or last year? bcuz this year their 2-9

  • Golly.If Hitler got that upset over a stupid football team,then I shudder to think how he reacted over losing the war.

  • he did.... he killed himself

  • One of the better Hitler Parodies

  • lions.................8 years of pain.

  • at least we have the red wings haha.

  • all i have to say to that is... go penguins!! lol

    jk... im from michigan, i can say that

  • More like 90 years, am I right?

  • All of it caused by Matt Millen. What the hell is his problem drafting wide receivers. The first was a freaking weed head, the second a one hit wonder, and the third an immature fatass.  I'll give Millen respect for actually drafting a defensive player in the first round who is the next Derrick Brooks and the next Jason Witten. And probably, Detroits real future quarterback. They shoud use all their draft picks this year on defensive players.

  • Hitler is still alive and rooting for the Lions! And his hopes came true! They're 1-7 so far this year, so they're right on track for a 1-15 season just as Hitler hoped!

    Hitler must be an oracle!

  • hey they won 2 games ok

  • LMAO , Hitler was pretty upset ,that was great

  • This is the BEST EVER!

  • Hmmmm i dunno, 0-16 or 18-1. Which is worse?

  • Nice! GO LIONS!!!!

  • @WarPigz0 the 18-1 clearly. The pats lost so much more. All the lions did was cement the fact that they were a shitt team, the sittiest the NFL has seen.

  • what movie is this?

  • Downfall