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  • That banana is probably mouldy by now. I still want it............

  • I really got to quit this, I spend about 10 bones 11 bones a day on these

  • you smoke? :(

  • I wanted the banana...

  • I guess that was the Phantom's latest wife before she died in a fire.

  • noones awnsered my trivia question yet. i guess noone wants the bananaa

  • "Can I have a ten cent piece?"

    "Umm... I'm sorry but I-"

    "MAKE WITH IT!!"

  • what's the trivia question?! i want the banana!

  • like 10 bones a day... that line always gets me bahah

  • Didnt streeter get hypnotized not to smoke?

  • I guess no one wants the banana!

  • I don't find this at all funny...

  • HE SAW DEMITRI MARTIN?! OMG!

  • This makes my day better <3

  • Spending 10 to 15 bones a day on this stuff

  • lucky bitch got to meet Demetri Martin!

  • I thought phantom killed his wives in a fire

  • @Yarr99 yes

  • 1:40 the ciggarette isnt even lit hhhaha

  • Gothic Mr. Peanut!

  • im surprised they all could even see streeter with camouflage pants on.

  • @Denyernator Thats why you read the comments after the video, hence why they're under it. If they were suppose to be read before, this section would be above the video.

  • DEMETRI MARTIN!!!!

  • I want the banana!

  • Once again the ending was ruined by a top rated comment!

  • @Denyernator Do like i do and resize the window so you dont see the comments.

    Or turn on safety mode :P

  • wait, Phantom is married?

  • love how he walks like a model at 0:03

  • YES the phantom is an eagles fan

  • How do you make a dead baby float?

    Take your foot off of it's head.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

  • @xmbomagic are you just posting these jokes on loads of videos in order to be funny and/or shocking. anyone who likes these jokes heard them like 3 years ago, to the rest of people it's insulting. seems a bit pointless and sad to me.

  • There are only two people in this world who are legally allowed to be the phantom of the office, streeter...........and for some reason Will Ferrell

  • Christine wants the banana...

  • "i guess no buddy wants the ba-na-naa"

  • Not sure the phantom of the opera would wear camo pants...

  • 153 don't want the banana

  • 153 people REALLY want a bananna

  • They need to bring this back....Jake and Amir is the only think keeping that site relevant these days.

  • what about serrrraaaaaahhh

    

  • "no one has answered my triva question!

    Guess nobody wants this bananna"

    BEST! <3 streeter. never gets old

  • " is this yours? my nephew would love this"

  • I dont find these that funny, and i think just about everything CH makes is funny. I am bothered by this.

  • I wish the phantom was my friend :(

  • *statement mocking or criticizing people who post quotes from the video we just watched*

  • "oh yeah i forgot to tell you guys. i saw demetri martin at whole foods"

    omg

  • "oh yeah i forgot to tell you guys. i saw demetri martin at whole foods"

  • Froyo! lol

  • Holy shit! I met Dimitri Martin on Call Of Duty World At War, like a year ago.

  • Streeter if u die from smoking i will be sad face

  • @TheGrayStranger Do not say such things! D: I Shall Cry!

  • 1:47 - Phantom in disguise! !!!CLASSIC!!!

  • could I have a 10 cent piece?

  • whait... I recognize that beard... SeaNanners?

  • Honestly, Streeter needs to give up smoking. It's not good for his health.

  • Wow everyone wants the banana. Anyone want my banana? xD

  • 0:01

  • i want a banana~

  • @partygirl6708 he's probably planning the fire that'll kill his wife already

  • I WANT THE FUCKING BANANA!

  • the funny thing is, we all know a guy like this... at least i do.

  • you have phantom friends? AWESOME

  • I WANT THE BANANA WHATS THE QUESTION!!!!

  • "my nephew would LOVE this!" why is that so funny, hahaha

  • I WANT THE BANANA!!! please.

  • @Dhesyca thats what she said!!

  • @pancakes4dinner1 yes, it IS what i said...

  • "I think I jammed this thing really bad." Thats what she said!

  • This Is The 1st Time Some1 Else Tlks Besides The Phantom

  • I love how he has a wife, but he wants Sarah.

    Or saraah

  • I want a banana...

  • streeter i meant

  • Phantom is the best invention from college humor, along with jake and amir..bt phantom is too fukin awesome..STREET is indeed a fukin genius..

  • @yomelbourne What about Hardly Working?

  • @yomelbourne What about bleep bloop ?

  • @yomelbourne and Gale.

  • @yomelbourne

    High Times Editorial Office

  • Whoa, what happened to Jake's hand?

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  • "I hate to bother you. Could I have a 10 cent piece!?"

    "Oh.. Uhh.. I don't have a --"

    "MAKE WITH IT."

  • @Bakuryu5331 was that Sarah? couldnt really tell

  • @Bakuryu5331 what does "make with it" mean?

  • make with it!

  • streeter in a mask in bear head lol

  • I want the banana...

  • is that link neal in the elavator?

  • I WANT THESE PLANTAIN CHIPS!

  • The worst "phantom" ever! But somehow I love him!!!

  • Were can I get a top hat like that! THERE F***ING AWESOME

  • Thank you Phantom, I now know what to do if an elevator falls.

  • @The4Mad2Hatter0 good way to break your spine

  • if phantom has a wife than why is he always hitting on sarah?

  • wow there are so many phantoms, it should be its own thing

  • waffles

  • you need a whole channel dedicated to the phantom screw jake and amir it's all Phantom... thumbs up if you agree

  • Honestly he could literally say anything with that mask on and it would be funny.

  • 0:54...... Oh wow camoflage pants

  • I love Demetri Martin!

  • froyo

  • i will murder any body who thinks this is the opposite of isn't funny

  • streeter smokes????

  • LOL, He reminds me of stewie from family guy

  • @Weezerlover94 or roger from american dad.

  • @Wild7Souljah ahh, thats true too.

  • plantain chips rule!!!!!

  • THE BANANA!!!

    

  • Can I have a ten cent piece?

  • Wow I can't beleve steerer smokes

  • I WANT THE BANANA!!!!!

  • nobody answered my trivia question... i guess nobody wants the bananaaa

  • I cracked up when he came with the bear head XD

  • "Alright I Loath You Too, Hahaha No I Love You"

    Lol (:

  • MAKE WITH IT!!

  • The phantom voice and accent is FUCKING EPIC!

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  • the phantoms voice makes me hard....

  • @fancypants8888 Okay...........

  • I want the banana!

  • fuck the viseo, i want that bannana

  • i guess nobody want's the orange

    get it ? :3

  • I guess nobody wants the banana

  • i guess nobody wants da banana ! lol

  • "I Guess Nobody Wants The Banana"...Thumbs up!!

  • College humor and Demetri Martin need to collaborate.. Those would be the greatest shorts of all time.

  • "nobody has answered my trivia question yet...i guess nobody wants the banana" hahahahhahahahahaha

  • "...I guess nobody wants the banana..." hahahahah epic line :D

  • Aaahhhhhh!

    Just kidding its me, Phan-Tom.

  • Dude, I was laughing through all of these Phantom videos.

  • I guess nobody wants the BANANAAAAA!!!

  • i love how the sound quality kind of sucks but the script makes up for it by a million

  • Fucking genius :D

  • I like a lot of stuff collegehumor does, but Phantom is far and away the best thing they make. It is flawless.

  • he smokes?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!!!?!?­!!?!

  • @zahniser101 streeter smokes so the phantom would

  • "i guess nobody wants the bananaaa"

    god he sounds like a pedophile or rapist or something.

  • @fia2322 it's more like a rapist pedophiles use candy

  • thats awesome

  • I'm sure my ex would know what to do with that banana....

  • i guess no one wants this bannana

  • I think i would cry if streeter smokes for real.. Does he? Please no. Biggest turn off for me.

  • Why is Jake always getting hurt?

  • lol take it easy lol The Eagles

  • @nick8874 dumbass

  • I guess nobody wants the bannana

  • lol a ten cent piece?

  • maximize your surface area for an elevator drop? well doesn't that also guarantee that your head is taking a large portion of the force? i mean i'd rather have my legs obliterated and spare my head as much force as possible. I guess your head still has to stop moving at some point though....

    hmm.

  • @JustThink00 nerd

  • @nick8874 I don't know if i should laugh or say thank you. If you consider that nerdy then you'll be saying "nerd" a lot. welcome to the internet?

    how old are you kid?

  • Rrrawr

    Just kidden it's me ... Phantom

  • Nice vid

  • a gothic mr. peanut?! SMITE THEM PHANTOM!

  • streeter has his ear pierced :D

  • lol

  • omg i do not give a fuck if liz is off to cast her vote just play the dam clip

  • 0:18 Amir was on that vending machine

  • No one has answered my triva question yet, i guess no one wants the banana...

  • PLEASEEE please please, make more Phantom. I worship him.

  • 1:29 isn't that the alley RWJ always walks in his daily vlogs? Just askin'

  • phantom of the office is awesome!!! by far the best hardly working series

  • make with it!!

  • did he say dimitri martin? I never would've expected that! XD

  • aww streeter smokes :(

  • @JkVlogs get over it.

  • He has a wife? I guess he burned her cuz I thought he liked surrah

  • nooo. its just the joke.

  • I just noticed Streeter's wearing camo pants rofl!

  • wow the people at that office are so lame.

    they're like trying to ignore him all the time xD.

  • Streeter is genius for coming up with The Phantom

  • sorry to bother you, but may i have a ten cent piece?

  • hahaha he looks like a gothic mr. peanut..lmfaoo

  • No one has answered my triva question yet, i guess no one wants the Banana XD

  • Spending like, 10 15 bones a day! Love it! Love IT!

  • i love phantom. id totally tap that. and im not even gay. what am i saying?