Kevin Smith at the New Moon premiere

[IslandEJ69]

Snoochie boochies!!!

[SqUeAkYGrace]

TEAM SILENT BOB!!!!!!!!!

[LyricallyBlessedTV]

WE'RE STILL TEAM JAY AND SILENT BOB, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

[FapOnCinema]

I really like Kevin Smith, but... but his daughter... she is probably retarded, or fucked up little bit...

[TheDoomArt]

"Not your man?"

"No."

"Well that was fast."

[mesolovely1]

so cute

[minarachno]

Actually, It was his wife Jen who named the kid Harley Quinn. Apparently she read "Mad Love" in a bathtub and liked the character so much she suggested it first, to which Kev is just like "Oh hells yes!"

Kevin tells the whole story on that in Smodcast #178.

[tazmon122]

what about Team Gecko Brothers. that's the one movie Kevin has a story about that is directly about Vampires.

[DerTheDuke]

OK- I've got to admit that I'm not a native speaker of English! But is it just me or does it really sound like "fuck your wife" at 1:26 ???

[reeft]

@DerTheDuke yeah, it kinda does ^^

[MaxamillionGat]

lol hes fanning himself wtf hes outside. poor fatty. <3 KS

[Neonman78]

Way to answer all her questions, Kevin

[Faboba]

Wait... he named his daughter after the crazy Villainesse from Batman: The Animated Series? Actually, that doesn't surprise me all that much, on reflection.

[KBlocker29]

@Faboba Batman the animated series??? Batman goes back way before the cartoons man.

[Faboba]

@KBlocker29 And does Harley Quinn? (I'll give you a hint; the answer is no). So "he named his daughter after the crazy Villainesse from Batman: The Animated Series", seemingly.

[thecauzeofdeath]

Kevin Smith is the coolest fucking person on the planet.

[boeweizer]

talks way too much when off screen

[hellonasty89]

Haha wearing an Oilers jacket to a movie premiere. That's awesome

[nicholascooney]

I'm for TEAM FUCK FUCK MUTHA MUTHA FUCK FUCK

[mechaEternallife]

TEAM SILENT BOB!!!!!!

[RadicalTurnip]

Oh god poor harley she looks terrified!

[vyxtouch]

Kevin you rock man! Thanks for posting this video up eksnead.

[ZineVideo]

Good job Kevin messing up the interview! Haha, naw he's was funny.

[AstronautYoshi]

huh his doesn't look much like him lol.. lot more like jennifer. though you can kinda see him in her eyes. and she looked fking scared hahahah.

[OD138]

haha, I like how Kevin slips in the small penis joke in there..."4 1/2 that isn't very long" and then lifts his hand up and shows about 4 inches.

[Elsbury]

Awkward...

[Siricerasi]

Oh bless she looks so scared

[monkeymirror]

GO OILERS!!!

[milansikidjo]

she is not much like him...jbg

[van8ryan]

@milansikidjo >> She actually looks a lot like Grace, his mom with a little bit of Jennifer. I've actually listened to a podcast and when she giggles, it's kinda scary because it sounds like Kevin doing a little girl's laugh. She seems sweet, but very very shy. She hardly ever talks clearly.

[Svperstarr]

little girl is a fat piggy!



[asaktap98]

@Svperstarr u should be ashamed

[NejSteer]

1min 07secs onwards lol Robert Pattinson in the background, Poor Harley has no idea.

[lovetownsend]

dood, kevin smith is like "hows the man?" hahahaha skrew the interview crap

[TheLDG1981]

Robert Pattinson is about 10 feet away from her and she's Team Edward. If that were me, I probably would have tried to tackle him. Shame on me. LOL

[nothsurrevilo]

The girl at the very left of the screen at 1:11 has NO idea who he is or why a fat guy is at the "twilight" premier. Shame on her, she needs to be tought the ways of clerks, SModcast, Chasing AMY, Mallrats, Dogma, Jersey Girl, Clerks II, Jay and Silent bob strike back and Clerks the animated series... And much much more.

[iDementoR]

if mine fan base was like this i would retire 10 years ago :D

enough said , new moon lovers :D

[Terbyn]

Aww, Silent Harley, so cute!!

[naurispunk]

@Terbyn And a bit chubby already :)

[Goshujinsama17]

@Terbyn

She pretty much was silent the whole time. how great would it have been if she broke into a random monologue about sparkling vampires and anal fisting? then we would know....she is the chosen one.

[LukeSaysss]

He named his kid fucking Harley Quinn?!?!

Dear god I love comic fans.

[Metalhead197]

@LukeSaysss He's close friends with the guy who created Harley Quinn, and i guess he did it out of respect to him i don't know.

[timeforjuice]

@Metalhead197 No, he named her that simply because he loves the character.

[Metalhead197]

@timeforjuice yeah, i just started listening to smodcast and heard him mention the story about how they picked the name, thanks for correcting me anyway

[supermarioex]

"im team edward" yeah? WELL IM TEAM SILENT BOB

[BandakaKush]

His kid is so cute!

[comicbookprodigy995]

God this guy is my Idol! Naming his kid Harley Quinn, AWESOME!!

[TenaciousDougie]

I'm all for team Silent Bob!!

[CipherMind117]

Did she tell him to fuck his wife at the end?

[oldfashionedcrook]

@CipherMind117 she fuckin did ... bhahahah ...

[ironman276]

Awwww, Smith is such an awesome guy.

[VayuPurana]

god her dad is freakin hot <333

[DAVA653]

@WizardGlik

wtf dude shes just a little kid.

[VayuPurana]

@DAVA653 well he's either a pedo or an actual 11 year old boy lol

[WizardGlik]

Christ she is HOT!

[sm0kenmirrhurz92]

@WizardGlik Why don't you have a seat?

[transfan1988]

"Then she told your mom to talk to me, and then I fucked her with an open wound, in my dick, and then I fucked her again, and then I bought her dinner, and then she didn´t want to fuck me anymore, so I got fatter, and then she came back pregnant... and so, you´re here".

[RJPBurtonBoards]

Kudos to kevin smith for not having an arrogant kid with a dumb name.

[500DaysofAriana]

She has the best naem EVER!!!!

[SilasMicajah]

You can almost hear the "Move the fuck along lady" in his voice. Don't blame him either.

[AceProductions91]

@SilasMicajah How? I see the opposite...This woman is responsible for him and his wife to meet.

[83phatman]

I remember hearing her on Smodcast, and it literally sounds like she's smiling all the time. She's sweet, and obviously really shy.

[romas1995]

thats what i call a normal kid who grew up in a galaxy far far away from the stupid media. and kevin smith well he is the most pure american filmaker in excistance.

[michaelpapa2]

team edward lol...what happened to TEAM SILENT BOB lol

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

"If my fanbase was like that I would of retired ten years ago.." lol

Kevin is cool.

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

Harley's like..."I don't give a sh@t about you and moms friends dad, can you get this bitch outta my face and lets get inside and get our seates fat ass! Team Silent Bob? How about Team Eat Less..."

[Dpesh7]

repping the oilers nice

[xXJohnSmithXxaf]

I thought this was terribly sweet. As a 12 year old kid, I was nervous and awkward about everything. Having an awesome dad backing you up made everything a bit better.

[feedfuck]

Yeah, i love that he is more afraid of a few million 10-16 year old girls than all of Catholicism

[mylestate]

"You can't parody something they love this much, man. It's religion to these kids."

Umm...Dogma? lol. Kevin Smith cracks me up.

[XanaxHoe69]

I bet she has the most badass career days

[deathc0rR3]

fuck'n ass wholes

religion? TWILIGHT? team EDwarD?

ive watched twilight several times

and it sucks dick

the gay looks the stupid girl move the macho wolf guys this freaky sisters and his bros.

what a bunch of gays! ! !

twilights OPENING here in PHILippines was full of bum gays and lesbians

bringing their poor sighted girls who cant see what boys look like

[Alphablade10]

@deathc0rR3 What kind of stupid fuck goes to see a movie he hates five times, which in effect only funds the movie he hates and allows them to make more?

[deathc0rR3]

@Alphablade10 you fuck

i didnt watched it in the theaters !

ofcourse i downloaded the movie illegally like torrent...

they didnt waste any of my money

but theyre successful at ruining my life and wasting my time

oh yeah i tried to like it because my ex girlfriend loves twilight so much she tried to make me a fanatic... she failed thou

and about the freak'n stupid movie. its only for gays lesbians fags dikes and retarded once...

fuck it all fuck twilight

vampires suck

[inflinirator]

@deathc0rR3

This the hill you wanna die on man? Really?

[deathc0rR3]

@inflinirator what a great grammar dude

""this hill you wanna die on man? really? ""

hey guys i think i know

whos getting

the BACHELOR OF ENGLISH LITERATURE goes to

[inflinirator]

@deathc0rR3

You managed to miss an entire word out of my post when quoting it, and remove all the capitalisation. Your grammar is so poor you actually managed to make your copy/paste function stupid. Congratulations.

[deathc0rR3]

@inflinirator well why dont you point it out....

cmon dude... point it out one by one then ill shut myself. point all of my wrong grammars

[ConnorGunn]

@deathc0rR3 I detect a troll, and also you are posting in a video that is mainly full of kevin smith fans so you aren't really persuading anybody

[daneviler]

Kevin Smith's fanbase unfortunately complains about his movies and watches them free on the internet.

[Pooper226]

He's so down to earth and not self centered, like who ever asks the reporters on red carpets how their doing? Just seems like such an awesome dude.

[d4rKAcE3]

this shows that kevin smith is a hell of a dude who cares about family

[Creedsbabie]

Aww that is so sweet

[dhastie3000]

go team Silent-Bob

[Richie11291]

I still can't believe he called his daughter Harley Quinn. That is just so... awesome. And she's so normal, I can't imagine how much quieter he must be at home!

[Rivalz]

This was awkward...

[rem2525]

heh. Team Dante or Team Randall shirts really need to be sold at the 'Stash!

[PuddinStix]

I'MA CRAZY KEVIN SMITH FAN

[XDarkF3arX]

Kevin Smith is awesome, he probably hates being at the premiere though

[TheShockMaster]

Obviously it's impossible to tell for sure from a 1:30 video clip, but from this little amount of time Kevin strikes me as someone who really loves his daughter.

[therealdude100]

cant do a parody of twilight ..... look up the movie vampires suck

[xlrwolf10]

AM TEAM VAMPIRE AND WOLF HUNTER!!!

[adalwolf9]

I'm team Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With His Van.

[GNoodle]

@adalwolf9 ahaha amazing!!

[ska2808]

Team Silent Bob ftw!

Silent Bob may not say much, but when he does speak, he is more intelligent than anything Edward/Jacob/Bella/whoever has ever said!

[TheCupcakeGeisha]

It's so cute how he's trying to protect his daughter.

[PalookaLord]

Oh, god, Harley looks positively terrified at the beginning.

[HopelessRomantic1991]

I enjoyed the twilight books, The movies are... okay I guess, but no matter what! NO MATTER WHAT!!! I AM FOREVER AND ALWAYS.. Team Silent Bob... Haha, It seems he was totally ready to get rid of that reporter.. Cute daughter =] Hope she enjoyed the movie. Good luck to all Hollywood actors and to all of those who are reaching for the hollywood stars! Good luck with it all... Peace out.

[eagledynasty81]

his daughter seems either retarded, a.d.d, or very nervous.

[panag3]

@eagledynasty81 dude shes nervous. Do you remember being 10? Jeez i had a hard enough time asking a family member directions let alone talking to some reporter and her camera crew when I was ten.

[LeeRainberg]

When Kevin says "it's like a religion to these kids" check out the reaction of the girl behind Harley.

[eppy14]

team jay

[IchorDarkness]

Perfect moment. They come up to the little girl playing off like the interview is about her, and Kevin sees right through them. I mean, how can you be so facetious? Jeez.

[gotwonderland]

the 90's really are over :/

[fizzymacfizzfizz]

dude he was pissed at that woman!!! hahaha!

[greensssss1]

great dad. getting premiere tickets for his daughter even though no man his age would want to watch a movie like new moon. :D

[Meda01]

She seems so shy

[EdithOTaylor]

The Twilight Saga Movie was fun ! watch it @ twilight-now_._com

[MisterMacross]

Team Blade

[mack88888888]

@MisterMacross well done my good sir, thumbs up for a step in the right direction, but IMO, Team Beckinsale would be better. Hmmmmmmmm, yeah.

[KATANANINJA]

@MisterMacross That's right Mother Fuckaa! I want a shirt that says that now! lmao..

[mcphailkris]

Kevin smith should so make a parody about the twilight saga jay and silent Bob would be perfect makin fun of that movie

[Seiphroth]

Is he drunk!?.I suppose you would have to be to see that shit.

[Killahbeez79]

@Seiphroth Drunk no, stoned out of his gourd.....maybe :)

[voispoed]

Oh, she's such a cutie. What a polite young lady!

[Nicksbia]

that poor kid seems mad nervous

[OMGiTzJOE12]

TEAM SLIENT BOB FTW!!!!

[sk8ergrl987]

oh my god! you can see Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, & Rob Pattinson in the backround!

[HelenaMCRomance]

ohhh stfu

[incubuskid09]

Thats a cool ass name for a girl, (if your a comic book geek like KS).

[LitterboxDiorama]

@incubuskid09 .....or if your a drunk Irish biker

[incubuskid09]

Lol, nice one. But then I defy you to name one thing that wouldn't be a cool ass name for your little girl if you were a drunk Irish biker.

[Rampagelil]

Omg I heavent seen her sense she was crawling.

[tragic1Kingdom]

harley's growing into a beautiful girl!

[YouDickwod]

no, she isn't.

[AshPeace]

was he drunk?

[adsum252]

prob high as hell

[Revsta444]

Kevin is raising a normal non showbiz kid who is obviously nervous. how sweet.

[172196aml]

@Revsta444 i LIsten to his podcast called smodcast and he seems very down to earth

[jaythestingray]

@Revsta444 True that!  Its kind of nice to see that these days.

[iscream22]

Harleys so nervous lol. I hope she makes more appearences in his flicks thatd be a cool dad move. I also hope kev will make some more flix with mos and continue smodcast, cuz they are gold together

[TheCrisisKings]

She is so neverous

[indiemike79]

too cute!

Go Team Silent Bob!!

[LikwidSnake]

Suh-weet ... Kev's wearing an Edmonton Oilers jacket. Awesome.

[joepglass]

For whatever bad things people say about this guy, you can tell he's one hell of a father.

Getting your daughter tickets to the premiere is outstanding sir!

[OMGiTzJOE12]

@joepglass And Hes also Silent Bob THAT TWICE AS KICKASS!!!

[CalebBeason]

YOU'RE one hell of a father....

[yorktown99]

@joepglass Seriously, if you're gonna pull your weight in Hollywood, do it for your own normal, non-showbiz kid.

[BSBisUnbreakable98]

@joepglass Agreed my friend! Ageed! =-)

[0BatGirl0]

@joepglass Extra points if he actually sat through the film.

[ikilledcomedy]

Kevin is so nice even when he is in a hurry! Gotta love that guy

[markybeardmore]

harley quin? isnt that a batman villian?

n in clerks 2 where Dante drives around and waves to the girl in the restraunt, that's her

[thecallofduty1994]

yes and yes

[EASkateRemakes]

no shit. kevin smith writes batman comics for dc

[technicolorxhobo]

I think Kevin Smith is the sexist man alive. I'm not being sarcastic either. I'll forever be Team Silent Bob! I'm the equivalent of a Twi-hard for him. A..Si-hard?

[KRCV25]

TEAM SILENT BOB!

[YoSafBridge1]

She's adorably awkward... "Okay...cool, can we stop interviewing and see the movie now?"

Aw, I hope she grows up to realise that vampires who sparkle are no where near as cool as those who kill. But seeing as she's actually the age range for these books (and not a 35 year old Housewife) I hope she had a fantastic time and enjoyed the movie (my taste sucked at that age too...I thought Armageddon was "Teh greatest movie eva!")

[Slappysan]

Gotta love Kev.

[bevhillsreborn]

im team silent bob.

[KingRuchaka]

I love how the interview went from the reporter went from her asking Harley questions to Kev hijacking the interview and explaining how she came to be, then urning it to just about a one on one convo about life since then. And there is no doubt she is a product of Kev and Jenn-she looks like them both

[YoSafBridge1]

Merely resembling the parents is not good enough dammit, we have to know for sure!

The future of the human race may depend on it!

[obsessical]

Harley is absolutely adorable.

[SweetlyNumb77]

Wow, very cool... although your daughter doesn't appear to like to be talked to by reporters.... she looks like she's a bit uncomfortable and possibly a little confused. But cool none-the-less.

BTW I'm totally much more team silent bob.... lol

[konfusionirl]

Haha, brill

go team silent bob!!!

[startingforever]

I'm on Team Silent Bob

[MovieReviews29]

Blech!

[readingginbed]

That was the most awkward thing I've ever seen. Haha, Harley just stood there like, "Uh...okay."

She's adorable, though.

[youareyourownhell]

I can't decide if I should be happy that he took her to something that she probably enjoyed, or be sad that he's contributing to poisoning her mind.

[mizmoose]

Aww, a proud dad and a beautiful, well spoken young lady. That's just terrific.

[norbiu]

haha, only kevin smith can turn an interview around like this

[Lovgun7]

Oh what ? no bathrobe ??? lol

seriously thats just giving up on everything all together lol

[83phatman]

Hard to believe that was Baby Silent Bob. Cutey....she sounds like she has a British accent.

[hafaball]

well the mom is hot, so thats probably why she came out cute XD

[YoSafBridge1]

You trying to say Kevin Smith isn't hot?

Because I know quite a few psychotic fangirls who would disagree...well, at least until someone better came along.

[KingRuchaka]

@YoSafBridge1 not in the least. He *is* my current man crush. . .