The Tale of the Crimson Clown - 1/3

[RideMaxLP]

I can remember watching this show years ago and feeling so proud that I wasn't afraid of the dark... until the clown showed up.

[funkyprincess014]

My I was little and I watched this episode and I developed a fear of clowns. When I went to a circus I was freaking out and I'm 20

[MasteroChieftan]

This episode scared me so much that I'm remembering it 18 years later...seriously....

[soso694]

If I had a brother like that, I would beat him to a pulp. He would never be able to eat solid food again.

[sasbub]

Clowns are scary as fuck. Yet here I am, seeking out this episode out of my own free will.

[dania4510001]

I love U Gary

[endsinurple]

wow sam is an asshole

[StudiosFlak]

finally a channel with aryaotd episodes

[StudiosFlak]

this was the scaryised episode

[aggie2011grad]

1:30 wonder why his socks were so dirty...LOL

[radditzu1]

I keep forgetting Sam was in Dawn of the Dead 2004

[DeadTelevision]

1:21, LITTLE SPUD!

[TypeR397]

best episode



[Genstrider]

The tale of the bro tier clown who teaches a stupid cunt a lesson

[24degrassifan16]

Lol this show is classic -3 !!! and omg that kid is a brat!

[KyleWStephens]

That kid is how I imagined young Tom Riddle when I read Harry Potter.

[DRIVEN2MANY]

this is the only episode that ever scared the shit out of me as a kid

[shrikechan]

That clown is so glam-rock lol

[PlanetMan77]

Evil only triumphs when good men do nothing. The older brother needed to grow a backbone.

[luvtheocean]

... and then I developed an irrational fear of clowns that still sticks with me to this day >_>

[TheEntryCode]

That figurine was crap anyways. Give her the cash to pay for part of the weekly groceries.

[Thinkdeep420]

I miss 90's tv

[dania451000]

Gary wrote a love poem for Samantha how sweet I wish that was me

[Soooooooooooonicable]

Gary tells the creepiest fucking stories. 

[USCTrojansFan420]

This show scared the fuck out of me when I was a little Kid. I was like 6 when it first premiered so the episodes usually really fucked up my little boy dreams hahaha....good times, I miss the 90's

[7009Rice]

@USCTrojansFan420 We all miss the 90's. Back then all we had to worry about was Clintons next sex scandal.

[CRGamer1]

That little kid is a fucking asshole. When the kid showed the video game, it should have been a Homer/Bart moment. WHY YOU LITTLE---!

[SykoFox]

$50?! For that porcelain piece of crap? What a Jew.

[darkservantofheaven]

wow, fuck telling him about an evil clown, Id beat that ass!!

[swinson1000]

that's actor micheal barry

[favolina87]

hahahahahah tuckkerrrrrrr 

[AmbsiKoori]

I swear this is the episode that caused me to lose the most sleep as a kid. *shivers*

[Bobgoober16]

@AmbsiKoori I know right?! This episode cemented my fear of clowns!

[cshimp10]

I actually have that puppet from the intro in my room, hanging from the ceiling by original strings... And yet, I'm still scared shitless!!!

[ember1k]

Ahhh, the 90's were so great. I miss them. (teardrop)

[noleshockey]

This the best tv show on nick and they bringing it back on tv on teen nick

[gritnom]

@noleshockey So far it's only All That, Keenan and Kel, Clorissa Explains it All and Doug. I wish they'd add more shows and just make the block go for a few more hours. AUGH Real Monsters, Salute Your Shorts, Wiener Ville ... I haven't seen those shows in eons. I hope they come to there senses and add more shows.

[cshimp10]

@gritnom They will be adding shows, you just have to be calm, and be sure to tune in every night. The more viewers, the more shows. That's how TV works.

[erick27ism]

I had so many bad dreams of this episode when I was younger lol

[Varney86]

What a little shit stain.

[flyeaglesfly22]

wait this fuckin scared me so much as a kid. im honestly scared to start it now

[Jessmanseventy7]

i would have dropped the lil brother if i was the older one

[Stanran]

I used to love this show!!! :O

[DuracellEnergizer]

That shopkeeper looks like the kind of guy that offers candy to kids ... if you know what I mean.

[Megamildman]

This kid is probably one of the most unsympathetic characters to appear on this show, on top of having that weird ass face

[powergirl234]

why did i hear <3 beat noises at the biginning i only had head phones on!!!???

[MJismybaby137]

THAT'S why everyone (NOT ME) is afraid of fuckin shitty clowns!!! LOL...

[simpsonwizekid]

I really liked that they had the cameo of Zeebo the clown in this

6:35

But yeah, I remember the kid being a brat, but I forgot about how big of one he was.

[deadcnidarians]

@1:47 I subconsciously heard the Justin Timberlake song.

[sasperellaxoxo]

was I the only one who watched this episode back in elementary school and never watched the show ever again afterwards because of that damn clown? haha

[D7NEWTON7]

these were the days

[mellowlimelight]

The younger brother reminds me a little bit of Macaulay Culkin's character in The Good Son.

Also, wouldn't the mom have figured out by now that the younger brother is kind of a shit?

[OurGangFan]

@mellowlimelight I think she does know. She probably uses the "He's just a kid" excuse.

[Crybabyxox]

he could have bought his mother a ton of practical things for 70 dollars

[cherryblossom013579]

@Crybabyxox omg you are so right there. 

[cliffisky]

you stole my money

[Icebox123]

that little kid is so ugly and annoyng lookin!! just wanna slap him!

[madipoo1998]

@Icebox123 aww no hes not!! hes so cute!

[synnfulqt]

anyone else sense sexual tension between gary and sam :) just the way they look at each other.. i bet the poem is about sam

[Kameron87]

You don't ever let your younger siblings have the upperhand.

[squall600]

$70 for a genesis game??? thats so gay and cheap

[TinaBee88]

that little boy needs a beat down

[scentedskanks]

I fucking cried myself to sleep for three nights after watching this at age six.

THREE NIGHTS.

[MyNicky2009]

@scentedskanks SAME i thought that clown was everywhere to me after this show

[YTMovieReviewer]

this fucking clown scared me even more than pennywise!

[STICKYTEEN]

This episode is the reason I'm afraid of clowns.

[Akee1990]

What a selfish little kid.FIrst he steals his big brother's money and buys it on a damn video game that coulda waited, then when they get home late, he pins it on his brother. SMH. I probably woulda broke that video game

[youkilledkiller22]

For you? 80 dollars.

[Toxiejunkie]

i think garey might be a future child molester.......

[Adamguy2003]

@ 6:55

Sam: Let's consider it a loan.

Mike: Let's consider you DEAD, you little hemorrhoid!

[tiggerlover41]

Mike is a cuttie!!!

I smack sam across he face tho!!!

[gdashred]

The tale of the pedophile shop owner

[Pugslee3]

@gdashred No, no that one is toooo scary!!!

[TheRealZ3ro]

I've never had an episode piss me off like this. I'd fucking break that little kid's legs, cut off his head with the skates, sell his organs to get my money back, then buy a birthday present.

[Lv100WereCactus]

@TheRealZ3ro I'd leave him in a room with the shop owner. That'd fix him.

[PalerLaze]

That shopkeeper is a dick. The first question he asks the kid is how much he's willing to spend. Then he charges $50 for a small little statue thing!

[lbplayer177]

That kid is totally evil.

[BlondePrincess2011]

that sam kid is UGLY lol

[avencree]

I hate little kids. This episode may have had something to do with that while I was growing up.

[TheOrjay]

i would shove the game up his ass

[drogothlord]

So, let me get this straight. That younger kid stole his older brothers money that he was SAVING to buy their mother a birthday present. Then he takes that money and buys a video game for himself. THEN when they get home and LIES to the mother about how the older brother was the one being an ass. DUDE, the kids a BASTARD!

[jenmen987]

That is the worst little brother EVER!

[lizzlarryy90]

i woulda beat my lil`brothaa ass...

[GearRocks]

I would SO grab that little ASS by his hair and YANK really HARD! > : (

[22nyreese]

HE BETTER THAN ME CAUSE

I WOULD HAVE BEEN SLAPPED THE SH.T OUT OF HIM

BACK AND FRONT HAND !!!!!!!!

FOR LIEN AND STEALIN

[DylansEpic]

NEVER tell the guy how much your willing to spend! lol

[Linester25]

This show once freaked me out...i was in like 4th grade or so....I'd turn out all the lights and watch it and try to get scared......glad to see it's on here...

[mdog1895]

i miss this show badley bring me back

[blueyedgrl108]

That kid is such a brat.

[kemashabibi]

did anyone know the episode of the doll i mean not the tale of the doll maker.. i mean another doll episode?...

[22nyreese]

@kemashabibi im lookin for the same episode but cant remember what it was called

[SourLemmings]

After he said "Watch me leave." I'd have kicked him into the street. >_>

[Virgil077]

Lol whenever my little bros stole from me i just beat the shit out of them.

[mnice2]

the only episode I remember out of all was this one.....

[godsofpersia12]

I hate little brothers!!!

[xFlyswatterx]

Sam plays one of the mall guards in the movie "Dawn of the Dead." His characters name in that movie is Bart. :o Just noticed watching that movie lol.

[kungfuwookie]

dumbest milf ever. 

[kungfuwookie]

I would have beat the shit out of him. BEAT THE SHIT.

[12119999]

mom is hot...

little kid brother is a ungrateful fugly piece of shit!

[ocsmalltown]

I'd like to slap the taste out of his mouth.

[00Kyros]

that kids a bitch (little one)

[tiggerlover41]

y r all these kids soooo young??

[zachansonhasbigballs]

What an ugly kid...that was mean...uhhh uhhhh oh well

[courtcira92]

I really don't like clowns, and this doesn't help lol

[tiggerlover41]

@courtcira92 dont' watch the tale of laughing in the dark then

[blueFLAG913]

are you afraid the dark takes me back. i was little kid when the show was on ,and now im 21 years old.

[WalkedTheFloorXx]

@blueFLAG913 lol fuck yeah, it takes me back too. damn.. i miss those days D: now they show shit on tv... like "the sweet life of zach & cody" what the fuck is that? i don't even know what nickelodeon plays anymore. it used to be my favorite channel... OF ALL TIME... now i just bypass the shit. i feel bad for kids these days, they're really missing out on alot.

[rabidrobbie]

This episode made me fear clowns for the rest of my life.

[rollingrockbrew]

ok how old is this kid. his mom just told him he has to have a bath.

[snakez05]

I never noticed this but at 3:32 theres the game that the kid buys and puts on his shelf later on in the episode!

[MagnaderAlpha]

I think the older brother's too nice. If my little brother stole my money to buy a video game, I'd rip the game out of his hand and say, "Well, it's my money, so my game! So sad, too bad little bitch!". I'd never let him rip it out of my hand and say, "Oh well. Can't return it now, so I guess it's MINE!". Hell no, I'd hold on to it, wait until the shop opens again, return it, get my money and buy mom a BELATED birthday present. ^_^

[Macnavor]

@MagnaderAlpha HEll YeaH

[rasrh6]

the crimson clown = zebo on crack

zebo = the crimson clown on lsd

gotta love the mathematical aspect of ayaotd...

[alexander3826]

I've been telling you this kind of thing since you were FIVE YEARS OLD!!!

[gtzcooliegyal]

the shop keeper gives me the creeps:|

[benniquaid]

I feel like tracking that kid down and beating the shit out of him. I guess he's a decent actor.

[mollo77rock]

wish i could get $70 to spend

[jessicaaaa1234]

4:57 best unnecessary close up ever.

[snakez05]

@jessicaaaa1234 haha i just cried loooooooooooooooooooooool

[NextGenerasionCinema]

@jessicaaaa1234 Along with 8:50-ish (Alfred Hitchcock triple close up reference)

[cshimp10]

@jessicaaaa1234 HAH! Greatest unnecessary close-up EVER! LOL!!!

[HaruspexLamb]

Damn, how did such a sweet kid end up with such a shit little brother? Is he the afterbirth or something?

[SpamLizzo]

7:40 Bad boys like you go to Hell. With tons of naked, demon clowns violating your chastity.

[safetydancer87]

I know that kid is acting, but I wanna slap the shit out of him.

[musiclistened83]

Larry King?

[Ankh117]

I'd beat that little shit if he stole the money I save for months for someone's birthday. I'd confiscate his video game, and return it the next day, then beat him.

[DragonOfBlueFire]

@Ankh117 I'd beat him FIRST then do the other stuff.

[thewerecactus]

@Ankh117 Mom: You cant beat him up! he's your little Brother!

Mike: Correction! He WAS my little brother.... *cracks knuckles*

[100musicmachine]

@Ankh117 LOL

[thoedessay214]

thats cool i didnt knw dat@bulletprice

[robertchase01]

I would have slapped the teeth out of that kid if he did that to me.

[Bulletpierce]

4:34 they sold design statues for $100 in the 90's!?!?!

[808vampire]

i had the nickname crimsonclown before haha i did a good job at that

[sexxyperv]

The older brother was WAY too nice to him. If that was me and my little sister I would've beat the shit out of her WHILE I yelled at her for 42 mins. Then we would've went home so my mom could beat the shit out of her and yell for 42 mins. Hell, I would've thrown in that she robbed an old lady and pissed on a hobo just to see her get her ass kicked!

[beautybudget88]

hey guys! what was the one where the kid was on an alien spaceship?

[crissyyo]

Why would you get that clown for your mom?

[Monsterenergy212]

Sams the dude who plays will in the where wolf of fever swamp on Goosebumps. He's such a brat in this episode

[shooterman13]

I was born in 1994

[shooterman13]

sam looks like a toad that got eaten by a dog and shitted out!

[KrazieJoka]

i swear if i had that lil shit as a brother id kick his fucking teeth in!!! i hope any kid like that gets hit by a car and has their head caved in by the front tire>_<

[thoedessay214]

i wonder of thses kids still act today......dont dey knw there legends in actin in one of the best shows of all time

[mst3KGf]

@thoedessay214 Joanna Garcia (Sam) has quite a thriving career these days; she's done "Freaks and Geeks," "Reba," "Gossip Girl" and she's got some new show coming out this fall. (Oh yeah, she's also the girl in "America Pie 2" that Stifler's hitting on when the MIF guys piss on him.)

3:02 - Mom meant to say, "Keep your eye on your brother. Make sure he wanders into oncoming traffic. And if he's hit, make sure they back up and run over him again. Repeatedly."

[Bulletpierce]

@thoedessay214 BTW when the credits come up i actually look at their names and search them up on facebook and some of them still became bigger stars or just didnt want to become actors anymore, the annoying Sam character in this show was in Dawn of dead I think , he was playing a security guard being eaten by a zombie

[gothamite27]

5:00

"Why don't you just take a seat right over there."

[Bulletpierce]

@gothamite27 what the fuck, is that like a reference from to catch a predator?

[SOYUNDELFIN]

whoa that little kid is an asshole, such a selfish little dumb crap.

[xmanclyx]

i would beat sams ASS for stealing that damn money.. what a damn brat!

[floydmichaelmoss]

the lil brother is a dick i would kick his ass

[crazyaceAC]

I was like 7 when i watched this * NIGHTMARES*

[butchvign1991]

what kind of store closes that early.. and that thing is not 50 dollars that is some baby back bullshit!

[LaurenCyrusFans]

these used to scare me so much! i really miss them now though:/

[stardoll239]

love that show

[ohmypotness]

the little fucking brother plays in the dawn of the dead re-make...hell yeah

[murasaki1991]

the little brother is so ugly

[coolord335]

50 bucks for an antique

then again it could serve as a good birthday present

well if you plan to be luxurious I guess.....

[sumoni]

That evil brat gets his in dawn of the dead.

[khemikal22]

dude....... what an ugly lil shit!! and what an ass hole!!! i would have beat my brothers ass if he talked to me like that when we were young hahaha

[HighHeelShoes]

The older kid is in the renegade virus

[kev747]

What a shit that little brother is.

[llloydlot]

The little brother is damn selfish and ugly......... I hope the clown messes him up real good... reeeeeeeeal good.

[eth0991]

That little kid played a mega bitch well.

[CrazyGrin]

i would have thrown that little brother through the toy shop window and make him beg for the money back

[FeriBlackadder391]

Gary reminds me of a young Egon of the Ghostbusters

[slimmyQ]

That shop owner is a creepy mofo

[xzAydee]

I remember that just the intro gave me nightmares :P

[ZMommaL56]

The shopkeeper says "Can I help you?" at 4:55.

[LaDracul]

That kid is fugly...and man, how time flies...I still think of Joanna Garcia as a teenager, and she's now getting married...

[simonimyours]

Gary is SOOO cute! He's my Mipsy!

[Cloudy1127]

OH GAWD i remember this one that punky kid looks like he got his nose smashed in

[Hoke139]

i want to stab the little shit brother. i want to stab the little shit brother

[yellowbrickroad92]

I first saw this episode when I was like 6, and it gave me terrible nightmares.