Mark Tom and Travis Show (Part 8/8) [Hidden jokes]

[yousellouts]

"Hey, put those 13 year old boobs away! If i wanted to see 13 year old boobs... i'd hang out at the Junior High like my dad does."

[Fooblink41]

@DGENERATE07 ... SHUT THE FUCK UP

[sknkster22]

4 people who cant laugh because marks fingers up their ass.

[thewickedclown091]

If I wanted to see 13 yr olds I'de hang out by the junior high like my dad does.

[wimpman94]

''Im gonna start my own nudist colony!!!'' I almost burst out laughing!

[ImJayyy]

Got a note from your mom?

[DGENERATE07]

does anyone think blink give the impression that its wrong to be gay? with insults like 'you suck dick' that make it seem like sucking dick is a bad thing, when it isn't it's just a sexual choice...

[skaterbros1002]

@DGENERATE07 your gay...

[DGENERATE07]

@skaterbros1002 i take it that means yes because you're homophobic?

[skaterbros1002]

@DGENERATE07 no not at all i know a lot of gay people who are some of the coolest guys i know i just find it funny that you take every joke so seriously theres no hiddden anti-gay message in their songs thats just what they do they make fun of everyone, usually there selves

[DGENERATE07]

@skaterbros1002 okay okay, ive listened to this band for ages and the jokes put the idea into my mind that it wasn't okay to be gay, until i started listening to nirvana and kurt cobain really opened my eyes. its like guns n roses, theyve got some great songs but they have this real homophobic background with glam rock, and axel rose thinks he is better then everyone. i was just wondering how their music rubbed off on to everybody else, thats all dude

[Supertramp1966]

@DGENERATE07

you idiot!

[DGENERATE07]

@Supertramp1966 i dont think many people think its 'wrong' to be gay these days, just keeping the jokes around makes people scared to ever admit the slightness of bisexuality, we could probably get rid of that bull shit AND still have the jokes, but a lot of work needs to be done

[orangejuicemuffins]

it sounds like travis has an urge to play crazy train lmao <3

[ethanflakeiscool]

this is already hilarious but i swear, if you just click randomly around on the timer, you're gonna hear some random just funny ass stuff. i clicked around and got: "I lost my testicles" "tell her to put her shirt back on" "everyone say shit!' "it smells like blood and feces" "cuz we believe in the love that exist...between two vaginas" "Im gonna start my own nudist colony" "tom has one of the best butts that Ive ever seen"

this album is pure gold

[kelog13]

Mark:"I'll give you $300 to piss your pants right now."

Tom:"I'll give you $400 to eat my shit."

[KittyRawh]

@kelog13 Mark: SOLD!

[kelog13]

FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!!xD

[XxDeadsoulz]

I'm out of jokes, and out of songs, I think I'm done. That's how I always end my nights.

[rowleypotking]

my boner just died xD aha go tom

[lordofthedrums93]

1:36 "What's up? I like your hair!"

[Benni182AVA]

how many of you guys have girlfriends and how many of you girlfriends hav guyfriends...and how many of you girlfriends have girlfriends?:D

[Fishilisation]

"it's me it's not satan, let's all be happy he's not here let's say FUCK SATAN. I'm out of jokes and songs, we're done"

[LeandroO182]

Who the hell doens't like this?! I just can't imagine...

[12Saintsrow]

"I lost my virginity. I lost a testicle" lol

[pisek222]

Shave Mark Ballz Program

give all your benefits

we will make these four bitches that disliked the video shave Wolverine inside Marks pants

[GETOFFTHESHED881]

Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs!

[ImNoJadedImsoniac]

"I heard that" haha

[RyGuy4554]

@ImNoJadedImsoniac WHOA! You made this one Green Day lyric video i watch all the time! :D

[ImNoJadedImsoniac]

@RyGuy4554 I have like 60 green day videos hahahha

[RyGuy4554]

@ImNoJadedImsoniac haha right now im trying to my guitar look like Billie joe's blue :D

[htid269]

@ImNoJadedImsoniac

Fail Green Day SUCK Blink RULE!

[htid269]

@ImNoJadedImsoniac 

[arlykay]

lmao 9:46 is so hilariously random xD

[tonymlg91]

this smells like blood and fecies

[xjuakjux]

i hate it when it ends-i always want more lol

[22WTF22]

Lmao

If i were a girl Everytime id go to the gynecologist id fake an orgasm

[ChuckTheOwl]

tom: fuck fuck shit fuck! crowd: FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK! tom: this is the kind of language you should be using in your homes kids. :)

[MEXICAN726]

if i were there i wouldnt want the show to end :')

[TheTomDelonge182]

lol tom sounded like he cracked a high or something at 1:58-2:01

[dillonredding]

1:02 HAHAHAHA!

[99punkrocker99]

They r drunk during this ... did anyone know thaat

[xSevenfoldnorthwoodx]

@99punkrocker99 lol wicked :L

[tonymlg91]

@99punkrocker99 thats un likely

[yourface1997]

"Make a hole people, make a hole."

"Hey you people over there make way for the hurt kid and bring me their wallet."

[X360videos]

I heard that.

[TheJimaloo]

best album from BLink with out question

[LIVEHANNAHLIVE]

"Weee!"

Day made.

[OburLobishomen]

6:26 is the best

[tamaaaaa61]

tom : " mark's middle name is uhh rebecca "

mark : " that's right , my name ,,my middle name's rebecca cus my dad wanted a girl ..he treats me like one "

tom : " (giggle) "

me " (lmao) "

[random8275947]

I know a guy, he had sex with his sister,he used his dick to pop her 4 foot blister and i know its not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool, hes got 3 testicles and hes, loves to sff uh do shit!

[greendayluver64]

I couldn't stop laughing the entire time.

[scotty2hotty41]

Is there a way I can get the audio off of this and put it on my iPod?

[iloverocknroll47]

@scotty2hotty41 vid2mp3.net =)

[kingcassellsrules]

i wish at 5:28 they didnt stop playing...

[CJCorndog5595]

travis must have been so bored....

[JDchase07]

everybody say fuckfuckshitfuck.! lol

[l3ink182fan]

" yea mark has a wolverine goin on in his pants....its got teeth" haha

[laaangestrasse]

Wheeeee!!!!

[ejaypinoy]

"you want my shirt?"

"it smells like blood and feces"

[MexicanGanGster1995]

ive been hating tom since 1995..im like old school hating tom

hey i like you hair..hey thats nice...i was going to say i like you butt, but thats to starit forward

[greendayaddictxx]

Haha, love them so much. <3

[wateryzombie]

haha "i think someone lost a contect" "i think i lost a testicle"

[NotSoAmericanIdiot]

"He loves to...do shit....FUUUCK YEEEAHHH!!!"

[blink182obsession13]

best freaking band ever!!

[ejaypinoy]

YEAH!!! Best Concert Ever!!!

[19Atticus]

Funny as Hell!

[DJThisGuy]

it's not true you gotta carry a weapon

[hyperman101]

Hey Mark......yeh........SHUT THE FUCK UP

[TWB1986]

i saw your boobs and my weenier ran away

[netcatz000]

F*CK F*CK SH*T F*CK.. hehehehe.. their using dirty words..

[crisjaca]

I have been looking for this jokes for a long time now!! THANKS!!!! I want this CD!! :P its like 45 Tracks!

[themiztrezboo]

Bad kids, BAD Christmas Spirit! SANTA CLAUS IS GONNA COME RAPE YOUR DOGS lol

[KurdtKobain09]

They're not hidden, they're on the cd.

[Dookie1321]

Ahha, Hella Funny XD

[bigbudmcf420]

Blink-182 is the best punk rock band ever i grew up listing to them and wouldint have it any other way

[iliveunderyourstairs]

theyre good but they are far from the best punk rock band ever...listen to the ramones, the misfits, TSOL, old offspring, bouncing souls and lagwagon...theyre much better..check em out you'll thank me for it...

[terrillcolling]

FUCK, FUCK ,SHIT FUCK

[McGlewFC17]

is their any videos of this show?

[amar022]

nope

[7RAV1S182]

I'm Oldschool hatin' Tom :D:D

[MarlboroShinobi]

"somebody lost a contact lense"

[JokerTheSLaughter]

HAHAHA OMan if only there were more rock bands with lots of humor ;]

[rachelrawr277]

I fucking love blink-182 :D

They're amazing in all ways possible!(:

[stanmarsh22291]

Tom: "how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking chicks, masturbation, incest, or anything gross like that you know. There's nothing else to talk about!!"

[seanwukun]

Best record ever. When they didn't give a shit and joked like crazy haha

[blinkandgreendayfan]

yep

[penguincutie111]

i'm so glad i have a physical copy of this album.

[ethancromer]

Tom: Your shirt smells like blood and feces.

[johnnomonno]

dinner time!

[ethancromer]

Mark: Your dad has a bent weiner?

[moto454]

I used to laugh my ass off to this, greatest live album ever :P

[greencristiano]

tom : mark has no hair anywhere but hid penis ... its like a hedgehog under there ... it has teeth and everything

[hellzyeatimes]

*crowd repeats after Mark*

Tom: Hey, I heard that!!

[elmo81409]

"That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex. 15,000 people cheerin' me on." That just made my fuckin' day.

[shadowred3]

dam i wish they were still lyk this. but they can never go back

[tracy777s]

omg i love them so much!!

[danno2787]

Let's hear it for not wiping!

[johnnomonno]

LOL @ mark

"i want everyone to call me an asshole again!"

[ISawUOnEbay]

lol this is the best thing ever!

[Mutoh3ll]

Tom:Mark... MARK!

Mark: What?

Tom: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

xD

[smashking2006]

What Tom? What the fuck do you want?! I'm sick of "Hey mark, hey, hey mark. look at this. look how i can make it bigger when i rub it. come here. hey, hey mark." lol

[haistavittu3]

-mark...MARK!

-what?

-SHUT THE FUCK UP!

unbeatable :D

[starkyliam]

if i wanted to see 13 year old boobs, i'd go to the junior high like my dad does xDDDDDD....good stuff =D....tom's voice is the same in singing and talking, unlike other singers

[DrummingDemon94]

i'm questioning how travis reacts when mark and tom are fucking around like this xD he's just drumming randomly in this but i wonder what he's thinking through this whole thing x3 so funny

[Unisoft121]

that is fuckin funny.

[prayforrain22]

for all the ladies in the hoizzious!

its for all the in the houiziouzuios!mark!

hi(mark)ous what?shut the fuck up

its for all the ladies huoisuzsoiuoiuszuozsuiosuiozus­oooooooooz

[XxDeadsoulz]

@prayforrain22 Hey Mark... MARK! Shut the fuck up!

[rOmAnArOuNd20]

LOL

[MILEYANGELXV]

LOL XD

[riotpoliceTRELL]

they interupt each other.. alot. im glad theyre back haha

[pantsfilms]

fuck this is so funny

[filletobigmac]

haha 'for all day ladys in da hizzeyyouass'

Mark!

what?

'shut the fuck up!!'

funniest bastards out

[antman392]

why buy a professional comedy album?? just get this cd! fucking hilarious!

[blink182hockey2]

lol funniest stuff i have ever heard!

[jamesruddock120]

"Cause my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one...."

[EMZblinky]

whats up? i like your hair, its very nice

you like his hair? aw cool thanks he probably aperisates that alot

naw i wanted to stay i liked your butt, but i thought that was too forward y'know

[riotpoliceTRELL]

haha poor travis. just sitting there.

[jamesruddock120]

jus tomming a few times :P

[GrahamTurismo]

atleast he does some crazy ass drum beats :P

[RandomXRockXFan]

We believe in the love that exist between two vaginasXD

[jfacray182]

fuck wiping dude! it brings down the rain forest

[punkre435]

i tried 2 start my own nudist colony on my bus, but it ended up with me just chillin on our bus naked

[DeSonne182]

What now ?

I want everybody to call me an asshole again.

[DeSonne182]

Oh my fucking god, mad laughing all the way through.

[jesushatesme666]

God this is why Blink 182 is my favorite band<3

[22jessicaisawildcat]

lol i know but there music is grate too :D

[jesushatesme666]

Well of course their music is sex to my ears :)

[HeathFeath182]

"shimmy shimmy coco puff shimmy shimmy right" hahah I dont know why but that cracked me up

[allemansing]

01:47

- This next one is for all the ladies in the heesaaaaoouuus!!

- Its for all the ladies in the...

- Hey Mark...

- in the heaaaouuusss!!

- Mark!

- What?

- Shut the fuck up!

[22jessicaisawildcat]

i love toms voice i rilly rilly love it lol lol

[GuitarShredder103]

is there any body that plays guitar because im not very good haha

[smallsmale]

im an old school hatin tom guy

[vinny669922]

xD hahah

[8587f]

2 vaginas.... lol

[Mrblobby93]

I'M GONNA START MY OWN NOODIST COLONY!

[dethformulabass]

noodist? are you fucking serious? nudeist would have been acceptable, but noodist? are you 12? it's nudist

[Mrblobby93]

Does it fucking matter? And no i'm not 12 i've just never seen the word written down. What does it matter if i spelt it wrong? I was just sharing my love of blink-182!

[REC0802]

hey man lets start a noodist colony, noodists are welcome no nudists or grammar nazis or even nudist grammar nazis

[Mrblobby93]

haha yeah noodists are much cooler then nudists.

[snevets90]

i saw your boobies...and my wiener ran away

[snevets90]

this is the best...... always funny..... I Got Front Row Seats To A Show During Their Reunion Tour.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Can't Wait.

[hadji009]

FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK... ahahah!!.. its for all the ladies In the Heayyyyyyyaaaoouuuuuss!! LOl

[ingenuity]

I'm outta jokes and I'm outta songs I think we're done

lol

[wonderboydude]

3:10 LOL!!!

[Veronicaax182]

I love how Mark says "house" XD

[Keefin15]

this is for all the ladies in the house

[DoomsDayOrphanage]

can i download this on a cd? if so how??

[JamieLeeCharlton]

travis is so bored he just does little drum bits all the way through

[beserker19]

guyfriends!!! hahahahhahahha girlfiriends that have girlfriends!! hahhaa they are the best!!!!!

[Caysekong]

3:16 LOL at Travis XD

[sunKAte4895]

everyone say fuck..FUUUCK..everyone say shit.. SHIIIIT...everyone say dick..DIIICK...everyone say Mark´s an asshole.. MARK´S AN ASSHOLE..everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck.. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK...

Blink 182 are the best band..they are so funny :D:D

[SpellHowlerAidas]

.......hahha..... dead......

[ToRockistolive123]

HAHAHAHA

[minib32]

mark: "i wish now, ye know, let me tell you guys sumfin..."

tom: "im gay"

[p00wnsaur1]

MARK! What?!?!  SHUT THE FUCK UP! lol

[7RAV1S182]

that song at 6:28 is damn great:D:D

love those guys

blink rocks on FUCK YEAH

[dudman4]

i have this on my ipod its sweet

[chunkylovers99]

I'll give you four hundred bucks to eat my shit while you're suckin my thang with your mouthpiece

[jamesruddock120]

SOLD!

[mynameistomilk]

im gonna give my future children these jokes and dude ranch on a cd and hes gonna become a big blink-182 fan like me i swear

[jakehendrix3]

6:28.

[jakehendrix3]

What song is that about sister fucking?! Just a jam song right?

[Viking2575]

Just one of their not recorded joke song

[randomperson185]

u uploaded this on my birthday :)

[shwunkymunky]

6:08

[Qwerty80808]

2:43

[mentalcase13]

Santa Claus is gonna come rape your dog!!

[FirebirdDrummer]

ha ha ha i cant sing

[RayWilliamJohnson]

lol. This is damn funny.