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  • haaaahaaaa :D

  • through a donut out the window while being chased

  • Anyone else Michael Myers face/mask in the bottom left hand window corner? lol

  • Lol thats ejustine!!

  • sheets of paper

  • A cop pulled over my dad who owns an car company, all he had to do is give 10 % discount to the police officer xD I was like DAMN OLD DUDE YOU'RE DA BOSS!

  • Title is misleading! I came here to see baby chickens in a warm climate

  • i'm 14teen, but my mom got pulled over, because she didn't stop for a school bus that was in the other lane. she tried to fight it in court, but lost the case. i don't what to offend an police officers, but that was 1 stupid move that that cop made.

    PS:I hope that no police officers are offended, but i'm intitled to my oppinion as i live in the US

  • OH SHEETS OF PAPER

  • Everyone I know gets warnings when they get pulled over. I got a ticket my first time :( Meehhhh. I cried too. :P

  • myspace page! hahahah *smirk*smirk*

  • Hi! :D

  • Pretty sure you were on this porno I watched the other night. Get em out. Boo yeah.

  • my grandma got pulled over by speding 

  • My brother said he was rushing to the hospital because his wife was in labor. He's not even married.

  • My friend's siblings do it all the time. It's a sport for them. They just say this, "My mum is having her brain tumor taken out, and I'm running late to see her. And if I don't get to her soon, before she goes in, I may never see her again. She might DIIIE!!!!"

  • probably married.

  • My cousin got out of a speeding ticket by saying... "oh, cmon. I know...!" and he said the police officers name lol!! You need to have connections to get out of trouble lol

  • I was about to get a ticket in Florida in the summer. Just as the cop was warming up to give me the lecture, the radiator in his overheated engine exploded. With clouds of steam streaming towards the sky he turned to me and said "get out of here, kid"

  • my mom

  • Is this supposed to be funny? Oh.

  • My friends Mom started bawling and said "Great, now I'm gonna miss the birth of my granddaughter!" then the guy was like... "um... just don't speed anymore, okay?" then he walked off.

    Why she was really speeding? Some college guys honked at my friend who was also in the car with me and she yelled, "YOU WANNA RACE, PUNK?!" and slammed on the gas... awkward :/

  • @PurpleNeonOwls Please, that top part looks like the TOP COMMENT'S paragraph. FAKE AND GAY!

  • I wouldnt giv u a ticket

  • You are probably the most beautiful girl I have ever seen :)

  • @fuckwaffle97 you haven't seen enough girls then...

  • When you get pulled over leave your hands in plain sight on top of the wheel and be polite.

  • JUST START CRYING(:

  • Didn't laugh once...

  • you're not supposed to be sexy, just start crying lol

  • Cop voice is creepy as fuck.

  • 'i have to pee" never works....ive tried...

  • Haha shits of paper

  • This was posted on my 9th birthday

  • There is one thing that will get you out of trouble when you get pulled over: boobs.

  • There are a few ways to get out of a speeding ticket, first you should ask what manufacturer and type of laser is being used to check the speed, secondly ask them when it was last calibrated, when and by who?

    They are required to recalibrate the lasers to ensure an accurate reading, failure to give you this information means lawfully they must cancel the ticket if found to be under the guidelines of law.

    Another way is to explain it is an emergency, someone giving birth is an example ;)

  • one man got out of a speeding ticket on tv..... his wife was giving birth in the car.

  • a friend of mine got out of a ticket because he has a Mormon sitting in the back seat and when the cop asked him how fast he was going, he said, "Yeah I know I was speeding, but it's ok, we have a Mormon in the car..... MORMON POWER!!!"

    the cop just laughed and walked away.... lol

  • yes i said my sister was in the hospital and i got to go

  • "Oh shhhhhhhhhhh... sheets of paper!"

  • Riggster's World Loves Ijustine

  • My Brother got pulled over for not having his headlights on and acclerating to fast. He nearly got a ticket but talked his way out of it by acting like a idiot. O-o

  • just charge it to daddy's credit card

  • like if u wannna see her do porn

  • Well my friend Said when she got pulled over she just admitted that what she was doing was wrong. the po-po was so shocked they always let her off with a warning, she hasn't gotten a ticket in years!

  • 0:22 It's Synyster Gates!

  • It's kinda goes like "DunananaDunananana....." -Siren- "Ahhhhhhh shhhhiiiieeeeets of paper!"

    xD

  • @iRubberdolphin are you fucking retarded? Once the officers dont find drugs, do you think they are just gonna say "so why was I here in the first place?" and walk away? He would remember the initial reason for the stop, fuckstick.

  • yeah ij thats a gd idea ur gonna get pulled for speeding so get ur phone out wile driviving nd mske calll

  • Well you go out with me.?

  • When she says ' just going fast enough to save the alpacasss' was so funny, I lmao

  • seriously, who uses myspace anymore?

  • shes so young here !

  • Funny! My friend swerved in traffic and got out of it by pretending she was freaking out over having a roach crawling in the car, basically saying she was sorry but hysterically looking for the fictitious roach. And yes she was a luscious 20 yr old redhead hottie!

  • my friend got out of loads of speeding tickets when she was pregnant by poaring some water into her lap and pretended she was in labour

  • Hahaa Aw shhhheeeets of paper!

  • AW!! SHHHHHHEEETS OF PAPER!

  • Once, I was going 65 when the speed limit was 55, and I had a couple friends with me. We got pulled over, and before the cop could get to the window, I told my friend to shove a coat under her shirt and begin screaming in "pain". When the officer got to the window, I told him my friend was in labor, and he let me off with a warning... We weren't even heading towards the hospital, lol.

  • NO !!! the first time i saw the channel

  • KEEP PRESSIG 8 ,LOL

  • Me and my dad were driving back from best buy and apparently my dad was driving 40 mi in a 25 mi zone so we get pulled over takes 40 mins for him to come back and give us the ticket 800$ but my dads friend is friends with the chief of police so we paid only 200$ pretty decent and after that I played my new WaW game :)

  • I love u

  • my parents were driving me home from a gymnastics competion and we got pulled over... I was asleep in the back (my parents told me the story of what happened) and my dad explained that we were on our way home and that they had their daughter in the back. i sat up from a dead sleep and said "Present!" and then layed back down. The cop just laughed and told us to have a good night :P

  • stupid bitch

  • my mom started crying and simply said "please, don't give me a ticket." i remember it clearly...

  • my brother had to go to the bathroom rely badly so my dad got pulled over and he said "my son pooped his pants" and the cop was like "ok" *shrug and walk away*

  • I really had to go to the bathroom this was when I was like 6 and my ma was goin like 7miles ova the speed limit so we got pulled over and I was whining then I was like excuse me officer sir person who ever u r I need to peepee so let us go now and we will get u a doughnut another time and the rest all went bad lol

  • I was about 11 I broke my leg and apparently I was crying cause it like hurt like really bad and so my dad pulls over gets everything out rolls down the window you know you were speeding and i min the back seat crying and screaming like and the police officer is just looking at me and hes all like whats wrong with her we're on our way to the e.r she broke her ankle really yes why do you think we turned by the hospital I let you off the hook 4 hrs ltr im on crutches Sorry you broke your leg ty.

  • @taylorslover231 oh. my. god. i can't read your comment!!! PUNCTUATION PLEASE. =3

    

  • @SchmexySnitch17 if i can u can and im 10 bye

  • once when i was about 10 my mom was pulled over and she started freaking out "i gotta get my kids to school there gonna be late blah blah blahhhh" and the cop just let her go :P

  • my mom started balling one time and saying that her life sucks and everything always happens to her and the guy got really awkward and was like "okay just...just dont speed anymore okay.."

  • TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO TAKE HER SHIRT OFF AND LET THE COP SEE HER BRA

    PS: WILL NOT WORK IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY

  • okay so my nanny was speeding in a place called Moultrie and she got pulled over and the cop said i may have to give you a ticket and my nanny said oh my son would not like that because he is the juge in this town! the cop said we well i'll just give you a warning. nanny said oh thank you so much!

  • press 4 XDD

  • how to get rid of a speeding ticket if your mom will get mad

    cop: do you know how fast you were going

    me: umm i don't know really

    cop: you were going real fast

    me: sorry i just had to go to my friends house because she needs help with her laptop

    cop: good exuse heres your ticket have a good night

    me: damn my mom will kill me,wait "rips ticket" "gets out of car" "throws in trash" "gets back in car"

    me: well that went well :)

  • @forrestfirefilms1 you kno they have a record of every ticket they give you. so u cant rip it up or you will spend a night in jail.

  • This is back when you were NOT All Disney channel and ketchup *Smirk*

  • A couple years ago my family was on vacation and my dad got pulled over and he looked at me and my sister and said we were cute and we gave us a warning

  • oh ssssshhhhhheets of paper

  • one of my dad's friend was stopped by a police man an she went sexy so he ask for her phone number an she wrote the her office fax's number!!! iJustine you rule!!!!!

  • when i was 7 my mom got pulled over and my little sister was about 5 and she said really loud when the cop was nearby...MOMMY I DONT WANT YOU TO GO TO JAIL BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEN YOU CANT BE MY MOMMY!!! and so the cop just gave us a warning?

  • that's what happens when you call people when driving! Ha-ha :P

  • lol when i was like 5 me and my family went to a water park and when we were leaving i stepped in a random puddle of ketchup so my mom got pulled over and the cop saw my foot and let her of with a warning thank you ketchup 8)

  • funny I had just got pulled over Wednesday night for going 37 in a 25. I told the cop I was on my way to pick my boyfriend up to take him to work. He let me go with a warning. But that night when he got home from work, he drove to the gas station to get us a drink. He got pulled over, an went to jail for looking suspicious.

  • anybody else notice that her speeding ticket is a sticky note?

  • Ok

    A) I'll still be your friend

    B) Just be honest, cops respect honesty, so maybe you'll get out of it that way

  • Yes abd this is wat happebed I got,pulled over for speedy and the officer came over there then he asked me y wer was I goin that maid me go so fast and then I made up a lie and said I was going to a porn photo shoot then the cop laughed and he said he would let me go this time

  • no

  • @silvaze363 ok you were 13 when you joined youtube last year so now your 14!?!?! I don't talk to 14 year olds on the internet....BYE

  • @silvaze363 OH JESUS.....your 12 years old! go outside and play

  • @silvaze363 YOU FUCKING CUNT

  • I would'nt give this chick a ticket.....as long as she let me empty my nuts in her

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    this might actually work better if you fat n ungly, fuckit give it a go

  • my dad was goin like 45 on a 25 road so a cop pulled us over an cop was like do u know y i pulled u over and my dad was like uh... cop:u were speeding dad:WHAT "looks at me" was i speeding me: uh..so he got a ticket and the cop gets in the car and floors it i mean he freakin books it down the road and my dad was like WTF!!!!

  • sheets of paper

    

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  • i was driving back home from a fair, well i wasn't driving my friends dad was, anyways he was speeding and my friend was in the back crying because i got more prizes then her at the fair, then he got out of it. his excuse was 'my daughter is crying so it's hard for me to concentrate.'

  • i was driving back home from a fair, well i wasn't driving my friends dad was, anyways he was speeding and my friend was in the back crying because i got more prizes then her at the fair, then he got out of it. his excuse was 'my daughter is crying so it's hard for me to concentrate.

  • So we were running late to church one day and my dad got pulled over and he told the police officer "if your gonna give me a ticket, you better give it to my wife -- she's the reason were running late" So he came back 5 mins later and said "using my better judgement and by your driving record im gonna give you a warning"

    WINNING!

  • They always have something more important to do and just leave.

  • 'SHEETS OF PAPER!!!" I laughed so hard i laught LMFAO

  • once, my dad got pulled over for speeding. When the police officer came up to the car and i, being only 3 started screaming. I was screaming,"I WANT BUGER KING!!!" the officer then gave my dad a warning and told him to get me something to eat. I saved my dad!

  • Awww shhh sheets of paper gets me every time lol

  • Lol

  • TO GET OUT OF A TICKET: Move over to the passenger seat. When the cop comes, tell him the guy driving left. The cop will be really confused and he can't PROVE you were driving. It works every time. :)

    ~Fluffy

  • @hintofsarcasm i have a police officer friend and that does not work. hell just arrest you. he says hes pulled a van over and every body was in the back seat nobody driving all drunk. van driving nicely. no driver so he arrested them all.

  • @hintofsarcasm "HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO.... I dont know where he went!"

  • @Haloguru999 lol

  • @hintofsarcasm They will be able to see you moving seats.

  • @hintofsarcasm really?

  • @hintofsarcasm That's real blonde logic LMAO.

  • @hintofsarcasm your an idiot, that might work on a 5 year old but not a cop. He would know if someone left the vehicle. Bottom line, whoever is in the vehicle gets the ticket....if you tried that with mos the cops I know all it would do is garuntee you are getting a HEAVY fine and a long lecture about not being a dumbass.

  • @moparmaniac21

    lol no sense of humor :p

  • @moparmaniac21 Not sure about the American laws and such about this but where I live it's the owner of the car that actually recieves the ticket. No matter who is driving. Of course you can make someone else paying if you can prove that it was that person by that time driving your car and not you. If it's the same in America as in Sweden then none of it matters :). If not oh well, guess the laws can't always be the same, aye? =)

  • @moparmaniac21 You REALLY need to get a hobby that you enjoy because lecuring people who are joking on why their "joke" will not work makes you look like a moron and cuss words just prove that you are a moron. Do everyone on Youtube a favor and go back to calling into C-Span. You won't be missed :l I think you're just jealous that you don't get thumbs ups :P

  • @hintofsarcasm lol gabriel igleasis.

  • mmm sexy... lol

  • One of my friends got out of 3 speeding tickets with the same line. The officer said she was speeding and she said, "Thank you so much for letting me know. I honestly didn't even notice. I'm so sorry and from now on I'll definitely watch my speed." If I tried that, I'd get an extra fine for sounding sarcastic haha. Idk how she pulled it off...

  • my mom did. she started crying about her boyfriend and a car accident she was in like a year before that

  • LOL the ticket is on a post-it note...

  • press 2 for blowjob.

  • You could have taken your shirt off

    lol jk

  • ijustine can't be sexy...give her a ticket

  • punch the police real hard in the mouth and drive away quickly

  • i have to saaaveee the alpacas!

  • can i put my tongue up your butthole? pretty please?

  • i thought this was a actual hot girl but i think she got dropped to much

  • Thought i might've stumbled upon a hottie but instead just a typical twat!

  • I just searched "Hot Chick"... I most have made a typo, maybe i wrote "Fucked up chick".

  • i haven't talked my way out, but i have lawyered my way out 2 times, yeah, it feels good

  • my sister has the same name as a police women on the force so whenever i get pulled over i always get asked if i know her, and i say "ya she's my sister" and they never give me a ticket, been pulled over 5 times, always get a warning(y)

  • "Awww shhh-sheets of paper!" Hahah that's hilarious :D

  • nice vid not sure what to say but it's good and maybe a lil kiss to :) *blushes* dont tel no one

  • the video was buffering every 5 seconds -_-

  • In California you calling up a friend would have got you another ticket lol.. no talking and driving!

  • what did i watch....?

  • Good job she's hot because that was crap

  • Yup 2 and a half minutes of my life I won't ever get back

  • I have talked my way out just saying "Oh, I'm sooo sorry officer, My mom just got taken to the hospital and I diddn't think I was going that fast." and he replied "Ok mam, Have a good night, I won't give you a ticket" and he left.

  • I would suggest you take a hot chick with you when you speed, I can understand why you never get out of getting a ticket.

  • "I need to save the alpacas" haha omg i love you Justine!

  • Anyone who doubts that hot chicks have it easy compared to the rest of us when dealing with the police is retarded.

  • Did she just push up her boobs at 0:57???

  • @jessegirl147 ya she did

  • i wanna lick you evrywhere

  • @sbasba22 WTF!?

  • Haha, funny vid, and yeah ive walked out of a speeding ticked, but i live somewhere different, where law and justice are very abstract concepts hahaha , anyway, if you wanna check out my vids ul proly like em, its mostly slideshows of nature and art with AWESOME music u proly dont know check it out :D

  • Haha awesome!

  • ur hot

  • been drivin for years, i was drivin wiv my old man once n we got tugged for goin 35mph in a 30 zone, luckily the police was gay, we both just sucked his wonky penis dry and he let us off. my advice dont speed

  • my dad got pulled over for really nothing when i was 2

  • if only she was sexy...

  • me, i was driving 20 mph over the speed limt and unbuttoned my top all the way (that was the only shirt i was wearing) and he came up and gave me a warning asked my out and i drove away :p

  • I was with my dad and he got pulled over i was like 5. So he rolled down the window and as soon as the police officer walked up i started bawling and crying and screaming 'dont take my daddy away' and i must have been crying very hard, and the police office gave me a handful of candy and jsut gave my dad a warning.

    I saved my dad :P

  • @picklesandturkey1 hahahahah imma try that, but im 15 lol

  • @TheTipmann Lol tell me if it works when u try

  • @picklesandturkey1 ok i will lol thats if we get pulled over ever lol

  • @TheTipmann lol kk 

  • @picklesandturkey1 that kinda happened to me to but i didnt get any candy

  • i went with my mom that time :S  im gonna tell u dialog

    Mom gets pulled over by police and goes like this when the police comes up to her:

    MIKE :O OMG :D U REMEMBER ME :D??? THIS IS YOUR KID U REMEMBER -.-? (ME) . And the police sems very afraid ,turns around and walks away :D

    Thumbs up if your mom is THE BEST!

  • i would have sex with her..

  • Me mate didn't stop

  • JPMETZ brought me here.

  • lmfao 1,281 peeple need to shut the fuck up!!!

  • no but when i was littler my mom and i got locked out of our house so my mom threw a brick at our window to get in we were so scared

  • that a police officer was going to think that we were breaking in to someones house. OR atleast i was.. :)

  • my moms friend got pulled over for speeding and she had her dog with her and the policeman thought the dog was so cute so she got out of that actually twice!!

  • Fuck being sexy, just suck his dick and let him cum on your ass crack!

  • i threw up i was so scared and the cop let me go... the first time

  • GABRIEL INGLESIAS!!!!!

  • we were on our way to church and we were running late so my mom was going super fast and all of a sudden a cop appears and pulls her over so we are pulled over and when he comes to the window my mom is like "i'm sorry officer we were on our way to church and we are running late" and he was like "well ma'am i'm sorry to hear but license and registration" she took it out and he gave her a ticket and we were extremely late for church

  • awww.....shhhhh...sheets of paper LOL

  • F*** u pretty@ .....

  • i helped my mom talk out of one once i was 5 and me and my mom were going to this rly kewl new store since i was 5 cops scared me for some reason so we were just driving and a cop pulls us over for speeding of course im scared of cops so i start jumping around in my seat of panic so the cop ask for my moms driver liscense and stuff and he comes back and all of a sudden i burst into tears the cop just looked at me and said never mind ma'am just dont do it again and he left my mom off with a warn