A cop pulled over my dad who owns an car company, all he had to do is give 10 % discount to the police officer xD I was like DAMN OLD DUDE YOU'RE DA BOSS!
i'm 14teen, but my mom got pulled over, because she didn't stop for a school bus that was in the other lane. she tried to fight it in court, but lost the case. i don't what to offend an police officers, but that was 1 stupid move that that cop made.
PS:I hope that no police officers are offended, but i'm intitled to my oppinion as i live in the US
My friend's siblings do it all the time. It's a sport for them. They just say this, "My mum is having her brain tumor taken out, and I'm running late to see her. And if I don't get to her soon, before she goes in, I may never see her again. She might DIIIE!!!!"
My cousin got out of a speeding ticket by saying... "oh, cmon. I know...!" and he said the police officers name lol!! You need to have connections to get out of trouble lol
I was about to get a ticket in Florida in the summer. Just as the cop was warming up to give me the lecture, the radiator in his overheated engine exploded. With clouds of steam streaming towards the sky he turned to me and said "get out of here, kid"
My friends Mom started bawling and said "Great, now I'm gonna miss the birth of my granddaughter!" then the guy was like... "um... just don't speed anymore, okay?" then he walked off.
Why she was really speeding? Some college guys honked at my friend who was also in the car with me and she yelled, "YOU WANNA RACE, PUNK?!" and slammed on the gas... awkward :/
There are a few ways to get out of a speeding ticket, first you should ask what manufacturer and type of laser is being used to check the speed, secondly ask them when it was last calibrated, when and by who?
They are required to recalibrate the lasers to ensure an accurate reading, failure to give you this information means lawfully they must cancel the ticket if found to be under the guidelines of law.
Another way is to explain it is an emergency, someone giving birth is an example ;)
a friend of mine got out of a ticket because he has a Mormon sitting in the back seat and when the cop asked him how fast he was going, he said, "Yeah I know I was speeding, but it's ok, we have a Mormon in the car..... MORMON POWER!!!"
My Brother got pulled over for not having his headlights on and acclerating to fast. He nearly got a ticket but talked his way out of it by acting like a idiot. O-o
Well my friend Said when she got pulled over she just admitted that what she was doing was wrong. the po-po was so shocked they always let her off with a warning, she hasn't gotten a ticket in years!
@iRubberdolphin are you fucking retarded? Once the officers dont find drugs, do you think they are just gonna say "so why was I here in the first place?" and walk away? He would remember the initial reason for the stop, fuckstick.
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Funny! My friend swerved in traffic and got out of it by pretending she was freaking out over having a roach crawling in the car, basically saying she was sorry but hysterically looking for the fictitious roach. And yes she was a luscious 20 yr old redhead hottie!
Once, I was going 65 when the speed limit was 55, and I had a couple friends with me. We got pulled over, and before the cop could get to the window, I told my friend to shove a coat under her shirt and begin screaming in "pain". When the officer got to the window, I told him my friend was in labor, and he let me off with a warning... We weren't even heading towards the hospital, lol.
Me and my dad were driving back from best buy and apparently my dad was driving 40 mi in a 25 mi zone so we get pulled over takes 40 mins for him to come back and give us the ticket 800$ but my dads friend is friends with the chief of police so we paid only 200$ pretty decent and after that I played my new WaW game :)
my parents were driving me home from a gymnastics competion and we got pulled over... I was asleep in the back (my parents told me the story of what happened) and my dad explained that we were on our way home and that they had their daughter in the back. i sat up from a dead sleep and said "Present!" and then layed back down. The cop just laughed and told us to have a good night :P
my brother had to go to the bathroom rely badly so my dad got pulled over and he said "my son pooped his pants" and the cop was like "ok" *shrug and walk away*
I really had to go to the bathroom this was when I was like 6 and my ma was goin like 7miles ova the speed limit so we got pulled over and I was whining then I was like excuse me officer sir person who ever u r I need to peepee so let us go now and we will get u a doughnut another time and the rest all went bad lol
I was about 11 I broke my leg and apparently I was crying cause it like hurt like really bad and so my dad pulls over gets everything out rolls down the window you know you were speeding and i min the back seat crying and screaming like and the police officer is just looking at me and hes all like whats wrong with her we're on our way to the e.r she broke her ankle really yes why do you think we turned by the hospital I let you off the hook 4 hrs ltr im on crutches Sorry you broke your leg ty.
once when i was about 10 my mom was pulled over and she started freaking out "i gotta get my kids to school there gonna be late blah blah blahhhh" and the cop just let her go :P
my mom started balling one time and saying that her life sucks and everything always happens to her and the guy got really awkward and was like "okay just...just dont speed anymore okay.."
okay so my nanny was speeding in a place called Moultrie and she got pulled over and the cop said i may have to give you a ticket and my nanny said oh my son would not like that because he is the juge in this town! the cop said we well i'll just give you a warning. nanny said oh thank you so much!
A couple years ago my family was on vacation and my dad got pulled over and he looked at me and my sister and said we were cute and we gave us a warning
one of my dad's friend was stopped by a police man an she went sexy so he ask for her phone number an she wrote the her office fax's number!!! iJustine you rule!!!!!
when i was 7 my mom got pulled over and my little sister was about 5 and she said really loud when the cop was nearby...MOMMY I DONT WANT YOU TO GO TO JAIL BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEN YOU CANT BE MY MOMMY!!! and so the cop just gave us a warning?
lol when i was like 5 me and my family went to a water park and when we were leaving i stepped in a random puddle of ketchup so my mom got pulled over and the cop saw my foot and let her of with a warning thank you ketchup 8)
funny I had just got pulled over Wednesday night for going 37 in a 25. I told the cop I was on my way to pick my boyfriend up to take him to work. He let me go with a warning. But that night when he got home from work, he drove to the gas station to get us a drink. He got pulled over, an went to jail for looking suspicious.
Yes abd this is wat happebed I got,pulled over for speedy and the officer came over there then he asked me y wer was I goin that maid me go so fast and then I made up a lie and said I was going to a porn photo shoot then the cop laughed and he said he would let me go this time
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this might actually work better if you fat n ungly, fuckit give it a go
my dad was goin like 45 on a 25 road so a cop pulled us over an cop was like do u know y i pulled u over and my dad was like uh... cop:u were speeding dad:WHAT "looks at me" was i speeding me: uh..so he got a ticket and the cop gets in the car and floors it i mean he freakin books it down the road and my dad was like WTF!!!!
i was driving back home from a fair, well i wasn't driving my friends dad was, anyways he was speeding and my friend was in the back crying because i got more prizes then her at the fair, then he got out of it. his excuse was 'my daughter is crying so it's hard for me to concentrate.'
i was driving back home from a fair, well i wasn't driving my friends dad was, anyways he was speeding and my friend was in the back crying because i got more prizes then her at the fair, then he got out of it. his excuse was 'my daughter is crying so it's hard for me to concentrate.
So we were running late to church one day and my dad got pulled over and he told the police officer "if your gonna give me a ticket, you better give it to my wife -- she's the reason were running late" So he came back 5 mins later and said "using my better judgement and by your driving record im gonna give you a warning"
once, my dad got pulled over for speeding. When the police officer came up to the car and i, being only 3 started screaming. I was screaming,"I WANT BUGER KING!!!" the officer then gave my dad a warning and told him to get me something to eat. I saved my dad!
TO GET OUT OF A TICKET: Move over to the passenger seat. When the cop comes, tell him the guy driving left. The cop will be really confused and he can't PROVE you were driving. It works every time. :)
@hintofsarcasm i have a police officer friend and that does not work. hell just arrest you. he says hes pulled a van over and every body was in the back seat nobody driving all drunk. van driving nicely. no driver so he arrested them all.
@hintofsarcasm your an idiot, that might work on a 5 year old but not a cop. He would know if someone left the vehicle. Bottom line, whoever is in the vehicle gets the ticket....if you tried that with mos the cops I know all it would do is garuntee you are getting a HEAVY fine and a long lecture about not being a dumbass.
@moparmaniac21 Not sure about the American laws and such about this but where I live it's the owner of the car that actually recieves the ticket. No matter who is driving. Of course you can make someone else paying if you can prove that it was that person by that time driving your car and not you. If it's the same in America as in Sweden then none of it matters :). If not oh well, guess the laws can't always be the same, aye? =)
@moparmaniac21 You REALLY need to get a hobby that you enjoy because lecuring people who are joking on why their "joke" will not work makes you look like a moron and cuss words just prove that you are a moron. Do everyone on Youtube a favor and go back to calling into C-Span. You won't be missed :l I think you're just jealous that you don't get thumbs ups :P
One of my friends got out of 3 speeding tickets with the same line. The officer said she was speeding and she said, "Thank you so much for letting me know. I honestly didn't even notice. I'm so sorry and from now on I'll definitely watch my speed." If I tried that, I'd get an extra fine for sounding sarcastic haha. Idk how she pulled it off...
my sister has the same name as a police women on the force so whenever i get pulled over i always get asked if i know her, and i say "ya she's my sister" and they never give me a ticket, been pulled over 5 times, always get a warning(y)
I have talked my way out just saying "Oh, I'm sooo sorry officer, My mom just got taken to the hospital and I diddn't think I was going that fast." and he replied "Ok mam, Have a good night, I won't give you a ticket" and he left.
Haha, funny vid, and yeah ive walked out of a speeding ticked, but i live somewhere different, where law and justice are very abstract concepts hahaha , anyway, if you wanna check out my vids ul proly like em, its mostly slideshows of nature and art with AWESOME music u proly dont know check it out :D
been drivin for years, i was drivin wiv my old man once n we got tugged for goin 35mph in a 30 zone, luckily the police was gay, we both just sucked his wonky penis dry and he let us off. my advice dont speed
me, i was driving 20 mph over the speed limt and unbuttoned my top all the way (that was the only shirt i was wearing) and he came up and gave me a warning asked my out and i drove away :p
I was with my dad and he got pulled over i was like 5. So he rolled down the window and as soon as the police officer walked up i started bawling and crying and screaming 'dont take my daddy away' and i must have been crying very hard, and the police office gave me a handful of candy and jsut gave my dad a warning.
my moms friend got pulled over for speeding and she had her dog with her and the policeman thought the dog was so cute so she got out of that actually twice!!
we were on our way to church and we were running late so my mom was going super fast and all of a sudden a cop appears and pulls her over so we are pulled over and when he comes to the window my mom is like "i'm sorry officer we were on our way to church and we are running late" and he was like "well ma'am i'm sorry to hear but license and registration" she took it out and he gave her a ticket and we were extremely late for church
i helped my mom talk out of one once i was 5 and me and my mom were going to this rly kewl new store since i was 5 cops scared me for some reason so we were just driving and a cop pulls us over for speeding of course im scared of cops so i start jumping around in my seat of panic so the cop ask for my moms driver liscense and stuff and he comes back and all of a sudden i burst into tears the cop just looked at me and said never mind ma'am just dont do it again and he left my mom off with a warn
haaaahaaaa :D
SelinK007 1 week ago in playlist iJustine Skits
through a donut out the window while being chased
james7543vfv 1 week ago
Anyone else Michael Myers face/mask in the bottom left hand window corner? lol
TheFatBoyLarry 2 weeks ago
Lol thats ejustine!!
sparklelights5 2 weeks ago in playlist iJustine Skits
sheets of paper
Thejakebak 2 weeks ago in playlist iJustine Skits
A cop pulled over my dad who owns an car company, all he had to do is give 10 % discount to the police officer xD I was like DAMN OLD DUDE YOU'RE DA BOSS!
SkyzCRO 3 weeks ago in playlist Više videozapisa korisnika ijustine
Title is misleading! I came here to see baby chickens in a warm climate
StickManProductionss 4 weeks ago 6
i'm 14teen, but my mom got pulled over, because she didn't stop for a school bus that was in the other lane. she tried to fight it in court, but lost the case. i don't what to offend an police officers, but that was 1 stupid move that that cop made.
PS:I hope that no police officers are offended, but i'm intitled to my oppinion as i live in the US
partygurlz2442 4 weeks ago
OH SHEETS OF PAPER
Britishkitty210 1 month ago in playlist iJustine Skits
Everyone I know gets warnings when they get pulled over. I got a ticket my first time :( Meehhhh. I cried too. :P
megangore 1 month ago in playlist iJustine Skits
myspace page! hahahah *smirk*smirk*
fanofmusic101 1 month ago in playlist iJustine Skits
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thepuppetmaster9000 1 month ago
Hi! :D
Plankingisrequired 2 months ago
Pretty sure you were on this porno I watched the other night. Get em out. Boo yeah.
benymak 2 months ago
my grandma got pulled over by speding
random58916 2 months ago
My brother said he was rushing to the hospital because his wife was in labor. He's not even married.
juicychick427 2 months ago
My friend's siblings do it all the time. It's a sport for them. They just say this, "My mum is having her brain tumor taken out, and I'm running late to see her. And if I don't get to her soon, before she goes in, I may never see her again. She might DIIIE!!!!"
4everadreamgurl 2 months ago
probably married.
ontherightedge 2 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
My cousin got out of a speeding ticket by saying... "oh, cmon. I know...!" and he said the police officers name lol!! You need to have connections to get out of trouble lol
CALxSOxFLYRZ 2 months ago
I was about to get a ticket in Florida in the summer. Just as the cop was warming up to give me the lecture, the radiator in his overheated engine exploded. With clouds of steam streaming towards the sky he turned to me and said "get out of here, kid"
prometheus314159 2 months ago
my mom
izzybee51101 2 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
Is this supposed to be funny? Oh.
Darkspines22 2 months ago
My friends Mom started bawling and said "Great, now I'm gonna miss the birth of my granddaughter!" then the guy was like... "um... just don't speed anymore, okay?" then he walked off.
Why she was really speeding? Some college guys honked at my friend who was also in the car with me and she yelled, "YOU WANNA RACE, PUNK?!" and slammed on the gas... awkward :/
PurpleNeonOwls 2 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
@PurpleNeonOwls Please, that top part looks like the TOP COMMENT'S paragraph. FAKE AND GAY!
gtarules1 2 months ago
I wouldnt giv u a ticket
235Superman 2 months ago
You are probably the most beautiful girl I have ever seen :)
fuckwaffle97 2 months ago
@fuckwaffle97 you haven't seen enough girls then...
gtarules1 2 months ago
When you get pulled over leave your hands in plain sight on top of the wheel and be polite.
Johnnytcod 2 months ago
JUST START CRYING(:
ThePinker33 2 months ago
Didn't laugh once...
truegossipglee 2 months ago
you're not supposed to be sexy, just start crying lol
TheBoombox200 2 months ago
Cop voice is creepy as fuck.
TheAtheistAussie 2 months ago
'i have to pee" never works....ive tried...
TheKellyAnnHill 3 months ago
Haha shits of paper
ismailjuma1 3 months ago
This was posted on my 9th birthday
porkpie234 3 months ago
There is one thing that will get you out of trouble when you get pulled over: boobs.
beneaththelies13 3 months ago
There are a few ways to get out of a speeding ticket, first you should ask what manufacturer and type of laser is being used to check the speed, secondly ask them when it was last calibrated, when and by who?
They are required to recalibrate the lasers to ensure an accurate reading, failure to give you this information means lawfully they must cancel the ticket if found to be under the guidelines of law.
Another way is to explain it is an emergency, someone giving birth is an example ;)
bleepbleep1234 3 months ago
one man got out of a speeding ticket on tv..... his wife was giving birth in the car.
LogoLaughs 3 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
a friend of mine got out of a ticket because he has a Mormon sitting in the back seat and when the cop asked him how fast he was going, he said, "Yeah I know I was speeding, but it's ok, we have a Mormon in the car..... MORMON POWER!!!"
the cop just laughed and walked away.... lol
madman987654 3 months ago
yes i said my sister was in the hospital and i got to go
missharlequinn1 3 months ago
"Oh shhhhhhhhhhh... sheets of paper!"
PurpleAndYellow10 3 months ago
Riggster's World Loves Ijustine
RiggstersWorld 4 months ago
My Brother got pulled over for not having his headlights on and acclerating to fast. He nearly got a ticket but talked his way out of it by acting like a idiot. O-o
Kassel9000 4 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
just charge it to daddy's credit card
lm1589 4 months ago
like if u wannna see her do porn
AgentSuper23 4 months ago
Well my friend Said when she got pulled over she just admitted that what she was doing was wrong. the po-po was so shocked they always let her off with a warning, she hasn't gotten a ticket in years!
LizzyGirlTalk 4 months ago
0:22 It's Synyster Gates!
LethalTortoise 4 months ago
It's kinda goes like "DunananaDunananana....." -Siren- "Ahhhhhhh shhhhiiiieeeeets of paper!"
xD
brattygrl08 4 months ago
@iRubberdolphin are you fucking retarded? Once the officers dont find drugs, do you think they are just gonna say "so why was I here in the first place?" and walk away? He would remember the initial reason for the stop, fuckstick.
moparmaniac21 4 months ago
yeah ij thats a gd idea ur gonna get pulled for speeding so get ur phone out wile driviving nd mske calll
plantlife1212 4 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
Well you go out with me.?
maleslave1 5 months ago
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alexmerc256 5 months ago
When she says ' just going fast enough to save the alpacasss' was so funny, I lmao
amanguy2010 5 months ago
seriously, who uses myspace anymore?
ilovetacos38 5 months ago
shes so young here !
darrymacd 5 months ago
Funny! My friend swerved in traffic and got out of it by pretending she was freaking out over having a roach crawling in the car, basically saying she was sorry but hysterically looking for the fictitious roach. And yes she was a luscious 20 yr old redhead hottie!
girlplaymm 5 months ago
my friend got out of loads of speeding tickets when she was pregnant by poaring some water into her lap and pretended she was in labour
CadiBachDdel 5 months ago
Hahaa Aw shhhheeeets of paper!
SydneyR101696 5 months ago
AW!! SHHHHHHEEETS OF PAPER!
spikez499 5 months ago
Once, I was going 65 when the speed limit was 55, and I had a couple friends with me. We got pulled over, and before the cop could get to the window, I told my friend to shove a coat under her shirt and begin screaming in "pain". When the officer got to the window, I told him my friend was in labor, and he let me off with a warning... We weren't even heading towards the hospital, lol.
JaluraXx 5 months ago 22
NO !!! the first time i saw the channel
thethumbupboy 5 months ago
KEEP PRESSIG 8 ,LOL
mistthesheepdog1 5 months ago
Me and my dad were driving back from best buy and apparently my dad was driving 40 mi in a 25 mi zone so we get pulled over takes 40 mins for him to come back and give us the ticket 800$ but my dads friend is friends with the chief of police so we paid only 200$ pretty decent and after that I played my new WaW game :)
NightWolfPictures77 5 months ago
I love u
ruffgog227 5 months ago
my parents were driving me home from a gymnastics competion and we got pulled over... I was asleep in the back (my parents told me the story of what happened) and my dad explained that we were on our way home and that they had their daughter in the back. i sat up from a dead sleep and said "Present!" and then layed back down. The cop just laughed and told us to have a good night :P
monicrazzy 5 months ago
stupid bitch
heavyrain24 5 months ago
my mom started crying and simply said "please, don't give me a ticket." i remember it clearly...
Baileycakes143 5 months ago
my brother had to go to the bathroom rely badly so my dad got pulled over and he said "my son pooped his pants" and the cop was like "ok" *shrug and walk away*
theichelsea5 5 months ago
I really had to go to the bathroom this was when I was like 6 and my ma was goin like 7miles ova the speed limit so we got pulled over and I was whining then I was like excuse me officer sir person who ever u r I need to peepee so let us go now and we will get u a doughnut another time and the rest all went bad lol
bluegirl0010 5 months ago
I was about 11 I broke my leg and apparently I was crying cause it like hurt like really bad and so my dad pulls over gets everything out rolls down the window you know you were speeding and i min the back seat crying and screaming like and the police officer is just looking at me and hes all like whats wrong with her we're on our way to the e.r she broke her ankle really yes why do you think we turned by the hospital I let you off the hook 4 hrs ltr im on crutches Sorry you broke your leg ty.
taylorslover231 5 months ago
@taylorslover231 oh. my. god. i can't read your comment!!! PUNCTUATION PLEASE. =3
SchmexySnitch17 5 months ago
@SchmexySnitch17 if i can u can and im 10 bye
AmberMarieComedy 5 months ago
once when i was about 10 my mom was pulled over and she started freaking out "i gotta get my kids to school there gonna be late blah blah blahhhh" and the cop just let her go :P
MsDancnqueen 5 months ago
my mom started balling one time and saying that her life sucks and everything always happens to her and the guy got really awkward and was like "okay just...just dont speed anymore okay.."
patheticboneslover 5 months ago 30
TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO TAKE HER SHIRT OFF AND LET THE COP SEE HER BRA
PS: WILL NOT WORK IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY
ledford1100 6 months ago
okay so my nanny was speeding in a place called Moultrie and she got pulled over and the cop said i may have to give you a ticket and my nanny said oh my son would not like that because he is the juge in this town! the cop said we well i'll just give you a warning. nanny said oh thank you so much!
mhkent44 6 months ago
press 4 XDD
niiclas97 6 months ago
how to get rid of a speeding ticket if your mom will get mad
cop: do you know how fast you were going
me: umm i don't know really
cop: you were going real fast
me: sorry i just had to go to my friends house because she needs help with her laptop
cop: good exuse heres your ticket have a good night
me: damn my mom will kill me,wait "rips ticket" "gets out of car" "throws in trash" "gets back in car"
me: well that went well :)
forrestfirefilms1 6 months ago
@forrestfirefilms1 you kno they have a record of every ticket they give you. so u cant rip it up or you will spend a night in jail.
kenshion072 6 months ago
This is back when you were NOT All Disney channel and ketchup *Smirk*
Bleachgirl26 6 months ago
A couple years ago my family was on vacation and my dad got pulled over and he looked at me and my sister and said we were cute and we gave us a warning
TheTwilightGlaceon 6 months ago
oh ssssshhhhhheets of paper
jilliankim1 6 months ago
one of my dad's friend was stopped by a police man an she went sexy so he ask for her phone number an she wrote the her office fax's number!!! iJustine you rule!!!!!
Balditanic 6 months ago
when i was 7 my mom got pulled over and my little sister was about 5 and she said really loud when the cop was nearby...MOMMY I DONT WANT YOU TO GO TO JAIL BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEN YOU CANT BE MY MOMMY!!! and so the cop just gave us a warning?
LaneyLou101 6 months ago
that's what happens when you call people when driving! Ha-ha :P
Liberty1401 6 months ago
lol when i was like 5 me and my family went to a water park and when we were leaving i stepped in a random puddle of ketchup so my mom got pulled over and the cop saw my foot and let her of with a warning thank you ketchup 8)
MrBabyMiguel 6 months ago
funny I had just got pulled over Wednesday night for going 37 in a 25. I told the cop I was on my way to pick my boyfriend up to take him to work. He let me go with a warning. But that night when he got home from work, he drove to the gas station to get us a drink. He got pulled over, an went to jail for looking suspicious.
wildidspud76 6 months ago
anybody else notice that her speeding ticket is a sticky note?
DarzTM 6 months ago
Ok
A) I'll still be your friend
B) Just be honest, cops respect honesty, so maybe you'll get out of it that way
jeffw2294 6 months ago in playlist iJustine Skits
Yes abd this is wat happebed I got,pulled over for speedy and the officer came over there then he asked me y wer was I goin that maid me go so fast and then I made up a lie and said I was going to a porn photo shoot then the cop laughed and he said he would let me go this time
lolafi9519 6 months ago
no
a8tb100 6 months ago
@silvaze363 ok you were 13 when you joined youtube last year so now your 14!?!?! I don't talk to 14 year olds on the internet....BYE
SuperGrinder2 7 months ago
@silvaze363 OH JESUS.....your 12 years old! go outside and play
SuperGrinder2 7 months ago
@silvaze363 YOU FUCKING CUNT
SuperGrinder2 7 months ago
I would'nt give this chick a ticket.....as long as she let me empty my nuts in her
SuperGrinder2 7 months ago
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this might actually work better if you fat n ungly, fuckit give it a go
imlippinthisshit 7 months ago
my dad was goin like 45 on a 25 road so a cop pulled us over an cop was like do u know y i pulled u over and my dad was like uh... cop:u were speeding dad:WHAT "looks at me" was i speeding me: uh..so he got a ticket and the cop gets in the car and floors it i mean he freakin books it down the road and my dad was like WTF!!!!
TheBushrod123 7 months ago
sheets of paper
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ilovetosim 7 months ago
i was driving back home from a fair, well i wasn't driving my friends dad was, anyways he was speeding and my friend was in the back crying because i got more prizes then her at the fair, then he got out of it. his excuse was 'my daughter is crying so it's hard for me to concentrate.'
TuftyFuzz 7 months ago
i was driving back home from a fair, well i wasn't driving my friends dad was, anyways he was speeding and my friend was in the back crying because i got more prizes then her at the fair, then he got out of it. his excuse was 'my daughter is crying so it's hard for me to concentrate.
TuftyFuzz 7 months ago
So we were running late to church one day and my dad got pulled over and he told the police officer "if your gonna give me a ticket, you better give it to my wife -- she's the reason were running late" So he came back 5 mins later and said "using my better judgement and by your driving record im gonna give you a warning"
WINNING!
getalifeps3owner 7 months ago
They always have something more important to do and just leave.
revilo2099 7 months ago
'SHEETS OF PAPER!!!" I laughed so hard i laught LMFAO
dkdeloss 7 months ago
once, my dad got pulled over for speeding. When the police officer came up to the car and i, being only 3 started screaming. I was screaming,"I WANT BUGER KING!!!" the officer then gave my dad a warning and told him to get me something to eat. I saved my dad!
sophmorecutie15 7 months ago
Awww shhh sheets of paper gets me every time lol
ipodloverinCA 7 months ago
Lol
thedeadman431 8 months ago
TO GET OUT OF A TICKET: Move over to the passenger seat. When the cop comes, tell him the guy driving left. The cop will be really confused and he can't PROVE you were driving. It works every time. :)
~Fluffy
hintofsarcasm 8 months ago 91
@hintofsarcasm i have a police officer friend and that does not work. hell just arrest you. he says hes pulled a van over and every body was in the back seat nobody driving all drunk. van driving nicely. no driver so he arrested them all.
bergil210 7 months ago
@hintofsarcasm "HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO.... I dont know where he went!"
Haloguru999 6 months ago
@Haloguru999 lol
hintofsarcasm 6 months ago
@hintofsarcasm They will be able to see you moving seats.
xNeonBluee 6 months ago
@hintofsarcasm really?
aniart13 5 months ago
@hintofsarcasm That's real blonde logic LMAO.
VegeXP 5 months ago
@hintofsarcasm your an idiot, that might work on a 5 year old but not a cop. He would know if someone left the vehicle. Bottom line, whoever is in the vehicle gets the ticket....if you tried that with mos the cops I know all it would do is garuntee you are getting a HEAVY fine and a long lecture about not being a dumbass.
moparmaniac21 4 months ago
@moparmaniac21
lol no sense of humor :p
hintofsarcasm 4 months ago
@moparmaniac21 Not sure about the American laws and such about this but where I live it's the owner of the car that actually recieves the ticket. No matter who is driving. Of course you can make someone else paying if you can prove that it was that person by that time driving your car and not you. If it's the same in America as in Sweden then none of it matters :). If not oh well, guess the laws can't always be the same, aye? =)
Wehuay 4 months ago
@moparmaniac21 You REALLY need to get a hobby that you enjoy because lecuring people who are joking on why their "joke" will not work makes you look like a moron and cuss words just prove that you are a moron. Do everyone on Youtube a favor and go back to calling into C-Span. You won't be missed :l I think you're just jealous that you don't get thumbs ups :P
Beavusrules 4 months ago
@hintofsarcasm lol gabriel igleasis.
GokuandLopezfan1 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ijustine
mmm sexy... lol
FinalyLostit 8 months ago
One of my friends got out of 3 speeding tickets with the same line. The officer said she was speeding and she said, "Thank you so much for letting me know. I honestly didn't even notice. I'm so sorry and from now on I'll definitely watch my speed." If I tried that, I'd get an extra fine for sounding sarcastic haha. Idk how she pulled it off...
xGeTxRhythMx 8 months ago
my mom did. she started crying about her boyfriend and a car accident she was in like a year before that
xxpookyxxgurlxx420 8 months ago
LOL the ticket is on a post-it note...
SuperCoolSoph 8 months ago
press 2 for blowjob.
azazazazazaz45 8 months ago
You could have taken your shirt off
lol jk
Rightleftdud 8 months ago
ijustine can't be sexy...give her a ticket
chadley6916 8 months ago
punch the police real hard in the mouth and drive away quickly
beaglepuppy1 8 months ago
i have to saaaveee the alpacas!
pepinaklein123 8 months ago
can i put my tongue up your butthole? pretty please?
bamboneski 8 months ago
i thought this was a actual hot girl but i think she got dropped to much
fernandoroxz1 8 months ago
Thought i might've stumbled upon a hottie but instead just a typical twat!
dee39908 8 months ago
I just searched "Hot Chick"... I most have made a typo, maybe i wrote "Fucked up chick".
OzziChannel 8 months ago
i haven't talked my way out, but i have lawyered my way out 2 times, yeah, it feels good
Shinkajo 8 months ago
my sister has the same name as a police women on the force so whenever i get pulled over i always get asked if i know her, and i say "ya she's my sister" and they never give me a ticket, been pulled over 5 times, always get a warning(y)
mike9220 9 months ago
"Awww shhh-sheets of paper!" Hahah that's hilarious :D
PinkButterfly2662 9 months ago
nice vid not sure what to say but it's good and maybe a lil kiss to :) *blushes* dont tel no one
DontTalkSshh 9 months ago
the video was buffering every 5 seconds -_-
cooldude8912 9 months ago
In California you calling up a friend would have got you another ticket lol.. no talking and driving!
HeyCheckYouOut 9 months ago
what did i watch....?
SHiTJuFro743 9 months ago
Good job she's hot because that was crap
harrisonnuahs 9 months ago
Yup 2 and a half minutes of my life I won't ever get back
manad0g 9 months ago
I have talked my way out just saying "Oh, I'm sooo sorry officer, My mom just got taken to the hospital and I diddn't think I was going that fast." and he replied "Ok mam, Have a good night, I won't give you a ticket" and he left.
msmusicluver10001 9 months ago
I would suggest you take a hot chick with you when you speed, I can understand why you never get out of getting a ticket.
doppydufus 9 months ago
"I need to save the alpacas" haha omg i love you Justine!
Spongebobs4Life 9 months ago
Anyone who doubts that hot chicks have it easy compared to the rest of us when dealing with the police is retarded.
policemanaaron 9 months ago
Did she just push up her boobs at 0:57???
jessegirl147 9 months ago
@jessegirl147 ya she did
mrsquirrelfish1 9 months ago
i wanna lick you evrywhere
sbasba22 9 months ago 2
@sbasba22 WTF!?
azzaz100 9 months ago
Haha, funny vid, and yeah ive walked out of a speeding ticked, but i live somewhere different, where law and justice are very abstract concepts hahaha , anyway, if you wanna check out my vids ul proly like em, its mostly slideshows of nature and art with AWESOME music u proly dont know check it out :D
smutery 9 months ago
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I would do you
MrDactylos 9 months ago
Haha awesome!
indyMachineCristal 9 months ago
ur hot
mrjjjohn0128 9 months ago
been drivin for years, i was drivin wiv my old man once n we got tugged for goin 35mph in a 30 zone, luckily the police was gay, we both just sucked his wonky penis dry and he let us off. my advice dont speed
imcalledjon 9 months ago
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TheQfe 9 months ago
my dad got pulled over for really nothing when i was 2
peteyluv1 9 months ago
if only she was sexy...
maciek19882 9 months ago
me, i was driving 20 mph over the speed limt and unbuttoned my top all the way (that was the only shirt i was wearing) and he came up and gave me a warning asked my out and i drove away :p
WeTheQueens74 10 months ago
I was with my dad and he got pulled over i was like 5. So he rolled down the window and as soon as the police officer walked up i started bawling and crying and screaming 'dont take my daddy away' and i must have been crying very hard, and the police office gave me a handful of candy and jsut gave my dad a warning.
I saved my dad :P
picklesandturkey1 10 months ago 121
@picklesandturkey1 hahahahah imma try that, but im 15 lol
TheTipmann 7 months ago
@TheTipmann Lol tell me if it works when u try
picklesandturkey1 7 months ago
@picklesandturkey1 ok i will lol thats if we get pulled over ever lol
TheTipmann 7 months ago
@TheTipmann lol kk
picklesandturkey1 7 months ago
@picklesandturkey1 that kinda happened to me to but i didnt get any candy
ipad645 6 months ago
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you cant get away with it cuz your not hot, one of the ugliest hot chicks I have ever seen then!!!
TheZeegod 10 months ago
i went with my mom that time :S im gonna tell u dialog
Mom gets pulled over by police and goes like this when the police comes up to her:
MIKE :O OMG :D U REMEMBER ME :D??? THIS IS YOUR KID U REMEMBER -.-? (ME) . And the police sems very afraid ,turns around and walks away :D
Thumbs up if your mom is THE BEST!
ONLYLIKEmeCAMP 10 months ago 2
i would have sex with her..
MrSlevin22 10 months ago
Me mate didn't stop
Darren2021174 10 months ago
JPMETZ brought me here.
JoeyTheGirl33 10 months ago
lmfao 1,281 peeple need to shut the fuck up!!!
MrSwifty2 10 months ago
no but when i was littler my mom and i got locked out of our house so my mom threw a brick at our window to get in we were so scared
TheCandycornfan 10 months ago
that a police officer was going to think that we were breaking in to someones house. OR atleast i was.. :)
TheCandycornfan 10 months ago
my moms friend got pulled over for speeding and she had her dog with her and the policeman thought the dog was so cute so she got out of that actually twice!!
misscuppycake10 10 months ago
Fuck being sexy, just suck his dick and let him cum on your ass crack!
Audiolaboratory 10 months ago
i threw up i was so scared and the cop let me go... the first time
raker4u 10 months ago
GABRIEL INGLESIAS!!!!!
shellyandstairlashow 10 months ago
we were on our way to church and we were running late so my mom was going super fast and all of a sudden a cop appears and pulls her over so we are pulled over and when he comes to the window my mom is like "i'm sorry officer we were on our way to church and we are running late" and he was like "well ma'am i'm sorry to hear but license and registration" she took it out and he gave her a ticket and we were extremely late for church
noellegirly1 10 months ago
awww.....shhhhh...sheets of paper LOL
noellegirly1 10 months ago
F*** u pretty@ .....
hakku303 10 months ago
i helped my mom talk out of one once i was 5 and me and my mom were going to this rly kewl new store since i was 5 cops scared me for some reason so we were just driving and a cop pulls us over for speeding of course im scared of cops so i start jumping around in my seat of panic so the cop ask for my moms driver liscense and stuff and he comes back and all of a sudden i burst into tears the cop just looked at me and said never mind ma'am just dont do it again and he left my mom off with a warn
1234miagirl 10 months ago 3