Awesome portal cheat

[bailors]

you spelled assassin wrong.

[EberlolikonHeldersxD]

wow! desde niños ya saben hablar ingles! los estadounidenses estan muy por arriba en la educacion

[demonicInuyashaq]

so exploited the game and went into the skybox becasue valve doesnt update their game and the two glados's are because you dont see the entire models

[Tyelah]

almost didnt watch it cuz of the dislikes but that fuckin cool

[Undeadgod18]

XD i had box there that saved me LOL

[Skaggyface12]

Anyway...so yeah

[royce12ful]

ya baby ya LOL!

[funnyvid9]

at least he tried

[DEATHRAID100]

asassin212 how old are u brah?

[Yaywayable]

@DEATHRAID100 its obvious! he must be 212 years old!

[rulerofyourface]

wow are people so mean, this video was nice :D

[xDavidTheGreat98x]

Hey its little boy hear lol no pritty cool

[donny20000]

Yay cool :-)

[hazzardkitsune]

Something I'd like to say about this video, or, rather, something that I'd like to ask:

Why so many dislikes? There's nothing trolling or otherwise spiteful in the video, and the content is something that shouldn't matter to you if you don't enjoy cheating in a video game. Maybe that "how cool you are" comment at the end could get a few, but "a few" is really the extent of what /should/ have been possible for something like this. Sometimes, I just don't get you, Youtube.

[siretrickshot]

the weird mode is when you travel two far out the map

[siretrickshot]

works for pc 

[eyesk8ter]

WORKS! =D its also cool too, when your outside and if you walk twards the fence and shoot a portal up at the sky and one below you, you will end up on the ground and stuff, thers also a lone radio out there too...(wierd)

[DarionAOD]

Right after the bit were you fight all the turrets, I know that bit

[razz988]

Chowder?

[XIspartaAFK]

Much eaiser on pc, just tilde, noclip, and enter.

[nekuxxxx]

warning cobra2a is ONLINE!

[DAchocalateSundey]

haax!!!

[Madiigo]

Baah, I think some cheats/glitches are actualy quite interesting!

I don't know what you guys are complaining about...

[ShyShyMario3]

Guys,Stop Bitchin' About asassin212, Hes Just A Portal Fan,Dont Be Dick Trolls And

Yell Names At Him,Hes Just Chillin,WORD OF ADVICE TO TROLLS:Fuck OFF

[joeiskool1000]

what are u 2

[brutus569]

NOOOOOO DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!

[beadyeyes4]

Thats for idiots who can't beat some level with out hacking! Your vid is SO stupid!!!!

[stingyzx]

dumb

[Zappers91]

hahahaha thats a avesome glitch

[doods91]

"Hey it's assassin212 here" stopped listening there

[MasterVictini]

Y BABY Y!!!!!!!

[NinjaDark5678]

here is my glitch:under the elevator

[rorydathomas452]

cool! nice vid :)

[uncagedwolf10]

He said you'll Pop right out lol.

[PEPPERMAN792]

learn to speak



[sayiansweet]

"where your fighting all the 'terrts'?" You mean turrets? lol

[shadowsongist]

i finished the game and portal 2

[717seven]

UHm uhm you shoot portal right here and um jump and shoot at the door and uhm...learn how to talk!

[SycoMonkeh]

Nice video, and i love the glitches. What is your Xbox gamertag, and can i add you? Thanks! :)

[SilverBlade9x]

Cheats in a game like portal completely ruin the game. I mean, it's a puzzle game, meaning you need to use your brain. I know some people play it correctly then use cheats, but cheats for a puzzle game shouldn't exist. IMHO

[asassin212]

@SilverBlade9x "I know some people play it correctly then use cheats"..... so then there is no problem...

[SilverBlade9x]

@asassin212 Right. Don't get me wrong, I didn't meant that there was a problem. I was just saying that making cheats for a puzzle game make it kinda pointless.... like, it would be too easy to even bother going through it. Just an opinion of mine, not trying to say anyone is stupid for using them.

[59muRL]

@asassin212 -.- Its not like his cheat helps in any way!

[ADJLfanatic52]

@asassin212 mine doesn't freeze when it makes those balls

[OriginGamersOnline]

get a life kid

[TheBanditron]

Yup, I could hear the mashing...

[TheBanditron]

WTF?!?!

[MonsterFartFace]

1:12 he says something about letting you put PORNOS places

[littlecrazybrandon]

It really worked thanks

[XxDJx2xX]

I'd say this guy is at least 15 now. This video is 4 years old... -.-

[sparktite]

There are 2 little things that everyone watching this video has... a pair of eyes.

Please dont announce everything you do, just play some music or dont have any audio at all.

[MrCombinesoldier]

Recorded with a potato.

[evanevan171]

Im a 14 year old and on camera i have a voice similar to that. I know how frustrating it is to not be able to accomplish your dreams because of a few fags

[x9f1104]

Me too im out

[carlbobthe3rd]

i stopped when i heard his voice :P

[TheBorderLanders]

Leave him alone u fags

[bob12521]

the only people who cheat in games like portal can't play games that requiers your brain

[asassin212]

@bob12521 or maybe the people who played it 2 times through without cheating and want to explore more of the game....

[LightDarkNinja]

@asassin212 i've beaten it 10 times and have only ever wanted to play the game

[HollyR178]

@asassin212 like you

[demonicInuyashaq]

@asassin212 theres nothing TO explore in Portal. its fully linear, not sandbox

[gabogzalez]

@bob12521 oh the baby pawned u

[ChiggsAboo]

@bob12521 requires*

[dimentiosbigfan]

@bob12521 Yes because he couldnt have already beaten it and starting using cheats just for the hell of it.

Dumbshit...

[aaaaaFuck]

@bob12521

Depends on the nature of the cheat.

Some cheats require you to think more about how the game works than actually playing it properly.

[bob12521]

@aaaaaFuck yes true but how does this cheat requires you to think about this game . It spoils the story and for games like portal you don't free roaming aperture so if you don't play fixed games for it's story why play it

[YJunj13]

Guys, leave this awesome dude alone.

How would you like it when you're a kid and people call you names?

[bob12521]

@YJunj13 whare have i called this guy a name i was just telling him what i thought about people who cheat in games whare you need to think about what your doing

[98jdm]

nice when i get the orange box i will have to try this :D

[johntheant]

ASSBURGERS

[asassin212]

@johntheant I am not sure if you meant to type "Asperger's" as in "Asperger's Syndrome" or you are referring to some kind of burger that comes from somebody's ass, but neither have anything to do with this video, so why did you post it?

[johntheant]

@asassin212 you are the reason why we cannot have nice things little chubby ignorant greedy child

[Vladythebest96]

@asassin212 facepalm...why wouldn't he post it?

[brainistik]

@asassin212 Just shut up. Your video is annoying just like your girly voice. Try getting proper recorder first after that you can open your dirty mouth.

[ninjashot37]

@asassin212 he's a troll its obvious

[hazzardkitsune]

@ninjashot37 BARRELS! (Cookie to the dude{ette} that gets the joke :D)

But on that note, I find it funny that ALL of the comments that the uploader responded to, AND her responses no less, have sizable amounts of thumbs up... despite either being incredibly stupid, or just mean-spirited. xD

[TheLaiane4]

affs yotube de merda desgraçado nao muda oque eu falo

[TheLaiane4]

affs que bosta eu escrevi algo e lha como ta em baxo o.o

[TheLaiane4]

affs que noobs so pq cairam nun troll kkkkkkk e ainda dizen que devem ser bam kkk tem crianças mais inteligentes que adolescentes

[codeflight]

Leave this kid alone you fukin assholes dude mabey people think this is cool to do this and be prepared I don't have the game so yea I rally don't know but still leave this kid alone

[PianaGlass]

you suck shit

[bfb2k]

kids shouldn't be allowed on the Internet

[AlexShelden]

@bfb2k Stupid people should be banned from the internet. Lets start with you.

[bfb2k]

@AlexShelden get that dick out of your mouth...

[AlexShelden]

@bfb2k Oh yeah, that sure did hurt my feelings.  I'm honored to have such a smart person try to insult me.

[suckmylol]

PC has console SUCK IT! any cheat you can imagine. 

[LooksLikeIdiot]

I wuz like FUS RO WUUT!!!!!!!

[TheJAMMYadventures]

0:22 bye then

[GreyScarborough]

Well this was a neat video. I'm probably going to go try this now. Subbed and favorited.

[plukerpluck]

It was all good until you said that you can show your friends how cool you are because you can cheat in portal... no, that doesn't make you cool. Using that cheat to show strange glitches is pretty good. But using a very basic cheat that makes the game really easy to play is not...

[OWLCITYSTHEBEST]

he made two balls next to each other

[BOOMyadeadlikeyomama]

WOW this kid is an idiot! he can't even spell assassin right, EPIC FAIL

[Hayatofal]

@BOOMyadeadlikeyomama You are the STANDARD FAIL, Albert Einstein was dyslexic meaning he couldn't spell properly. So you are what pollutes the gene pool of humanity.

P.S STANDARD FAIL = 90% of the world population, i.e don't think before they talk/act

[AlexShelden]

@BOOMyadeadlikeyomama You know what I think is epic fail? Someone who wastes a few seconds just to insult a child.

[deanbassist128]

acid trip dude nice

[shadowninja108]

i did this on PC!

[dylby1dylan]

I want my time back

[JumboCakeMonster]

You know what guys, leave this kid alone. He's making videos because he wants to. He posts it, he takes the comments like a man, and he leaves it posted. More balls than you guys.

[jstoffer111]

pretty cool

[edwardburch3]

Dont know why this has gotten so many thumbs-down

this used to be the coolest kind of cheating back in the n64-era..

You know, getting to places you never normally could. And the kids voice is fine, actually kinda reminds me of the kid from 2 And a half men.

[TheMarioman121]

you sound just like me!!

[madpivoter]

put this on heard ur 10 year old voice wrote this comment and left

[AmeliaJane74]

@madpivoter

Congrats on being ageist.

[madpivoter]

@AmeliaJane74 nope im not i like kids but they shouldnt make videos or play xbox live unless they dont act like douchebags, or sound like they have no balls

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

That was a good video xD I like :)

[readymadreece]

I used to have orange box then i took a arrow to the Knee

[ArthenosKaiser]

@readymadreece you will pay

[Naymy]

I recently played this part again...

My portals fired back to me. It was wierd.

[Screep5]

Thanks for the cheat, subbed.

[Bayseek]

Are you a girl or a boy?

[RoseElke]

That's not a hack it a Easter egg

[FBIwannabe11]

You just totally spoiled the game for everyone that watches this. Stupid.

[FBIwannabe11]

Dude, that takes the fun out of the game.

[asassin212]

@FBIwannabe11 If you think cheating takes the fun out of the game, why would you click on a video titled "Awesome portal cheat"?

[FBIwannabe11]

@asassin212 Becuase, cheats are usually stuff like invisible, or invincible, stuff like that. But hacking into the game...that ruins the ending is what I'm saying. I portal thing on any surface is great.

[SupaL33tKillar]

@asassin212

to dislike it and complain about it of course :)

[MocraftServer]

@FBIwannabe11 that is gmod

[jstoffer111]

@FBIwannabe11 This isn't even a cheat... Cheating is like typing "glittering prizes" in WC2 or using the konami code. This is just a fun glitch to exploit that has no bearing on your actual play through of the game. Whats the big deal?

[SamuelCish]

Oh no! A young kid doing a commentary! Seriously guys, it's irritating seeing all of the comments about how is voice is high-pitched. He's doing what he likes. Let him be. Keep on doing what you're doing @assassin212 you've got my support.

[CartoonsAndComedy]

@SamuelCish I agree. The cheat is actually pretty cool and works for the PC.

[asassin212]

@SamuelCish Thank you, one intelligent person out of a few 1000 negative comments is very refreshing.

[SamuelCish]

@asassin212 I'm right there with you, I used to get made fun of for my voice too.

[JinGitaxias]

Holy shit! A kid who spell with capitol letters!

What have this world gotten into!?

[largeperson101]

@JinGitaxias Hey, I'm 11 and use correct grammar, correct punctuation, and capital letters. Don't assume that just because he's a kid means that he doesn't use capital letters. That goes for everybody that thinks that.

[JinGitaxias]

@largeperson101 I assume that because people who are eleven years old usually type like retards. No offense, it's the truth.

[slightlymorepunk]

"Super tricky weird mode" aka breaking the fucking game

[Rcoastert]

fighting all the turds...

[ChuckBamf666]

if you use cheats in portal You are a fucking ass hole!!! Play the game the way it is newb!!

[RyoPotter]

@ChuckBamf666 Calm down bro. As a decent game cheater/hacker myself, I say to you that let us do our own things. On a completely different note, add my 100% CLEAN Xbox Live Gamertag. He is Ryothechief

[dscottwilson]

this dosent work

[cenaedgetaker]

What gami is this?

[dynamoton]

@cenaedgetaker portal

[animowany111]

@cenaedgetaker LOL!!!

[coolmeization]

What happen's if you shoot both in the glitch

?

[horvic18]

you spelled assassin wrong in your name and that really makes the game not worth playing

[sarge2132]

is it really a glitch if you use a cheat?

[yourdemiseishere]

also use noclip to get the first door to close go back through then trippy mode also had it in tr_walkway_rc2 in tf2 my fav and the best game evar

[TAVEN52]

loser we play portal the right way

[MrRiklord]

filmed with glaDoS the potato

[yourdemiseishere]

@MrRiklord no its POTAToS

[RavengerVG]

*Cheat works* *Goes back in* Chell's Mind, Im going to get the cake!

[BeLikeThor]

sounded like he sayed porno 1:14

[adamcjamai1]

Why did I just watch this.... I don't even have portal.

[yourdemiseishere]

@adamcjamai1 me neither...well i do on steam but 1 this doesnt work there and it crashes after first level lol

[yourdemiseishere]

@adamcjamai1 and all i do is use hl2 guns shooting headcrabs and cheating to glados with a assult rifle

[GMODN00B]

How come this fucker gets 534,705 views on this shit

And I can't even get 100 on one of my gmod videos?

Do i suck THAT much?

[ololwowawesome]

@GMODN00B because he put the word cheat in his vid

[Skrufmeister02]

Hey its assa...mute, dislike, comment, back

[noahx44]

dev consol ftw

sv_cheats 1

sv_portal_placement_never_fail 1

thats how you do it in PC (any version) HAHAH SUCKS FOR YOU 360FAGS

when you compare

ps3 and pc are better than 360 and wii

[VideoMasters3000]

You are so slow ..FUCKEN SLOWW :@

[TheMinecraftPorky]

Y.A B.A.B.Y Y.A

thats the cheat lol

[Razzfazz87]

On PC open the console and enter these two lines

sv_cheats 1

noclip 1

And now just fly to the space.

[SpitFireShorts]

Keeewwl

[haimynameisnick]

you guys are fucking fags, hes just showing a glitch. you obviously came here to see how to do it yourself so quit trolling. Hes a kid, you know the ones that games are made for not adults like you queers. Put down your controllers and go make some money or something and let the kid enjoy his damn game.

[land036000]

did you record this with Potato 3000?

[highend66]

lame

[MASONMEEPify]

Im going to hire an ASSASSIN 2 come in your house with a 12 gauge shotgun.

[lsrwLuke]

Lol @ consoles and the bugs.

[Onlin3Mast3r]

"When you walk into here,

These guys appear!"

0:39

That is poetry right there!

[frostedray]

Super triply nerd mode

[xXDJSolsticeXx]

orange box is also for ps3

[KlownPenis]

hey its assin212

[gbjgfhbg]

Congratulations.. You just defeated the whole purpose of the game.

[TheMtaTeam]

1337 LIKES

[JakeRobertoCadick]

its funny cause asassin is spelled Asassain

[apedreado]

@JakeRobertoCadick Don't you mean its spelled Assassin? Dunno what the hell you spelled...

[LowBudgetMusicShow]

@JakeRobertoCadick

It's funny cause it's not.