Man Has Sex With 1,000 Cars!

[ProTotyype17]

gas tank?

[mrgiogl]

this is how transformers born

[McMuffin752]

WTF 

[ahmedjuffali88]

east side rapist is now over girls and goin for da cars

[ChariotOfFaith]

As if the you would stick your dick into an exhaust, all the shit that goes in and out of it.And it would feel good?

[frankixbox]

Autophilia

[2007killa]

Autosexual

[GymMuch]

tote magotes...

[prudiemcprude]

I am watching taboo on natgeo now and this exact guy is on it! His name is Edward and he has 3 cars he makes love to - Vanilla (white Beetle), Cinnamon (green car), Ginger (red truck).

[egnw0]

Gives a whole new meaning to "pimp my ride"

[lvanhorn2]

ho, you prolly have every std known to man.

[Zbox3000]

theys ppl have no life to talk about this shit....this guy is just fucking with you guys

[Partyffs]

auto philia ? xD

[halfdude]

laugh it up bitch

[NatDemUK]

I can hear the Mechanophile agenda and 'Campaign against Mechanophobia' LOL! Time for mechanophile marriage as well?

[hammondsama]

I find this difficult to masturbate too

[BladeofSorrow7]

That gives a whole new meaning to back that thing up baby...

[TheGonzaPoker]

time to whore the car out ,its good times for car pimps!

[thecrazymike12]

i fuckin love cars...

he loves fuckin cars...

[TheLaisama]

i swear if he impregnated my car... >.>

[Sithlord703]

How lonely do you have to be to have sex with 1000 cars? He even talks to them like they're humans.

[brittishgangster]

if he has sex with a show room car would that mean the car is now considered "used'?

[KoachKrab127]

We will no longer be getting "auto repair kits"...we'll be getting "auto rape kits."

This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "engine lube."

Those poor cars are defenseless...what a monster. I bet they never drive the same afterwards.

[ItalianBlackheart123]

If he had sex with a Ford 1960 camero....it'll burn his dick off lol xD

[Mrparrot73]

Dont rape cars!

[SamoaMoSamoa537]

WTF WHITE PEOPLE...

[1Adr1an6]

He's not fucking my Aston Martin !

[dakata312]

looks like herbie got fully loaded

[Mslolibear]

Objectum-sexuals is an actual thing. This man was on NatGeo with outhers like. These guys are beaing close minded assholes about this.

[gorogawa]

@Mslolibear so if something is "an actual think" then it can't possibly be weird. huh.

[Mslolibear]

@gorogawa I wrote thing not think. Learn to real. Look up Ombjectum or mecha sexuals. It is all baswed on human attraction to lines. Most humans like curvy lines now like straight gemometric lines.

[gorogawa]

@Mslolibear That was a typo, I knew you said "thing". I can "real". I just wanted to point out that the existence of something does not necessarily make it any less bizarre.

[clonegolfboy]

What ever happened to car insurance?

[ride0RgetR0DE0n]

i just looked up necrophillia its actually having sex with dead people ..... thats nasty

[Caineheist]

@ride0RgetR0DE0n It's mechaphilia, necrophillia....

[MaxFlared]

i need some protection for my cars. maybe one of those spiky exhausts

[bananaorangekiwi1]

Just imagine if the Tourettes Guy caught Edward having sex with his car...

[FANTOMTRON]

you guys the documentary is on youtube. type My car is my lover /watch?v=mjeqlmb7Ri8&feature=r­elated

[chicainger]

"I actually.... know... a guy that did... that... the exhaust thing" *shifty eye*

I'm on to you!

[georgewalker1]

This girl is so stupid!!!

[celt67]

After 1000 cars, he was a little tyred.

[DurwardMatt]

This would be a great storyline for Cars the Movie

[FANTOMTRON]

I can't wait til is dick gets corrossion from a car :D, one day he's gonna do the wrong car.

[cycober]

i love the new girl's voice

[ooMONKEYoo]

...HIDE YOUR HANDAS, HIDE YOUR TOYTAS, HIDE YOU VWs cause he rapin everrybodi out herre.

[ooMONKEYoo]

SNL anyone?

[AreaCodeProduction]

phone rings*

-"hello ?"

-"good day is this mr Johnson??"

-"erm yes who is asking"

-"I am Trevor Richards from the Police department, it seems like your Toyota has been raped"

-"oh no.... *phone drops to the floor*"

*beep beep*

[BionicDance]

Talk about a SEX DRIVE. ;)

[HankIsAwsome]

hey is that guy on the news now?

[zebraqueen96]

OMG theres a car rapist on the loose :o

[godawefulll]

Car Rapist...LOL of the day hahaha!!!☻♥☺

[erlock21]

i bet black dudes with this fetish like cars with big trunks

be honest with me did i cross the line into racism there

[FANTOMTRON]

@erlock21 I laughed so hard :D, no your not racist, :D

[underbjorn]

This video is so disappointing..

[InuKag4eva]

Maybe he's asexual and has a car fetish?

[italomopar]

aw come on really like online people talking about fucking cars like bro i just fucked 2008 mustang ya nice bro was it white yess... damn now i cant like cars or people think im fucking there cars

[truthmouthpiece2]

car fuckers.. Daaaamn

[Vr4z1el]

omg please get this girl off the show. She screams Ditzy dumb blonde. Not only is she annoying but she prevents Cenk from being himself with her interrupting, high pitch laugh.

[hurasane]

ima start pimpin cars , start a rental agency

[norbu2006]

what is this girl doing here? do not want.

[siwooot]

thats nothing, i have sex with my mattress and my hand all the time

[truthmouthpiece2]

@siwooot very bad for penal health the matt

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

The guy is an objectophile/objectosexual, they may be attracted to different object, this dude is into cars.

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

I agree, the girl sound s little "dumb" even that I don't look at the video i just hear it.

Maybe is that laugh, hmmm I guess I have to get used to her voice.

[whateverman181]

@DogsneedpIeasuretoo She doesn't sound dumb. She's just laughing too much. Maybe a bit unprofessional, but Cenk is always unprofessional. This isn't a real news program anyway. More on the level of the Daily Show.

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

@ichelleray

We aren't spreading STDs by having sex with non-human animals either >_>

[ichelleray]

@DogsneedpIeasuretoo go away tr0ll.

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

@ichelleray

I'm not a troll... why people keep calling me a troll... at least do a research first, you would find out that I'm not a fucking troll.

[kourosh89]

Big boob fat chick > Blonde chick (this one) > Ana > Jill Pike > Other hosts

[kourosh89]

Must have a gigantic schlong to gain pleasure from inserting it into an exhaust pipe.

[TheCursedBanana]

tell the girl to show more cleavage or plz gtfo :D

[Stingerbillion]

Fuck i'd be pissed if car got STD's.....

[DerpinWin]

Oh, baby baby baby I wanna check your emissions, I wanna grind your transmission. my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe ‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe Pump my piston ’til it’s sore I wanna slam your back door I wanna ride ’til your broken I wanna give your love compartment my sexual strokin’ Please don’t run out of gas, I’m gonna turbocharge YOUR ass, I hope ya brought extra sheets, cause baby I’m leakin’ wiper fluid on your new leather seats The Car Sex Song. Not Mine

[YoungSpotUBrock]

@DerpinWin

LOL.



[LetsBringPeace]

Well you learn some new, interesting things every day.

[ZeroHex5412]

Wouldn't it be better to cut a hole in the car seat? o_o

[Expl0rati0n]

There's actually a documentary on this and i believe that exact guy is in it. They have footage of him doing everything they described.

[LtShock]

When they said "He has a girlfriend", I was hoping it wasn't a car. Man! He's a sad, sad human being.

[lessemo]

@LtShock he had 1000 other girls and now he has a girlfriend so he is more happy then many other humans! hahaha

[pkemrin]

Meh, if he wants to have sex with cars more power to him. He really shouldn't have sex with other people's cars, but just the car thing isn't any of our business.

[SwampThizzle]

Having sex IN 1000 cars? WIN. Having sex WITH 1000 cars? FAIL.

[SwampThizzle]

It didn't occur to me that he was into gay cars. I wonder if he's hopping on the stick shift up his butt. LOL. Is that a doctored photo of the perp with Herbie the Love Bug? Jesus.

[theHedgex1]

Me: hey car rapist did you hear micheal bay is making a new transformer movies, you going to see the show? xo

Rapist:drooling at the thought: ~/////~

[Kaysheaday]

what a rapist.

[alashabibti]

This seems like something that would be featured on Taboo on NatGeo.

[Arkssa]

I like the girl, didn't like her months ago. Her laugh makes me smile :P.

[FANTOMTRON]

imagine if he saw a lamborghini alone at night.

[someonelookingout]

So now we can add autosexuals to the list of sexual orientations

[RosechusPickle]

BETWEEN THE SEATS I TELL YOU

[doughboycod2]

this reminds me of that nip tuck episode of the guy that likes to fuck couches lol

[theHedgex1]

yoooooo young turks check out robot chicken xp the robot

that bangs machines he also did cars as well lol

[Baltsar]

I got rick youngturked

[siddgaa]

And i thought it was bird shit on my car =/

[Nintendoga]

This guy must've jizzed when he saw Herbie: Fully Loaded.

[bernytheman]

leave the girl alone. And there's three reasons to do it. 1) she's getting better since the last time she were on; 2) she's hot; 3) she's hot

Plus, she's hot, so stop attacking her... I wanna see her more often.

[CHAOSoriginal]

40 cars disliked this.

[CHAOSoriginal]

Of all things, why a Beetle? Why not a BMW or Mercedes?

[D3leriumX]

@CHAOSoriginal Beetle is a cute car man. hahaha

[Cliffordwpape]

this girl suuuuuckssss...get her offff young turkss

[RobertBtown]

I had sex with my bed when i am 5 by accident =))))))))

[RobertBtown]

Jacki and Anna, who do you like ? it got me thinkin' ...

[eedobee]

eh, let him go for it.

[JacksInn]

I watched the documentary. At one point he had sex with the car of the film crew, while he thought they were asleep.

[Yaarrr]

Jacki Bray is so damn hot, I'd be all up in her trunk.

[aman11022]

i hope that mofo is having protected sex

[Biswalt]

Uh... "Vanilla" is really Herbie.

So isn't he gay?

[puklop]

He must have been first in line to see the new Fast and Furious.

[FlamingBat]

@puklop Yeah! To him, it's probably like porn.

[Rinji]

IF you want a good laugh, turn on the CC.

[st4ticblu3]

More breaking news from TYT.

[TruthAndMoreTruth]

Why does this gear shift smell like ass?

[kingofnothing26]

I want this bimbo to go away, I cant stand her

[andris4]

What would this guy be into if he lived 300 years ago? All I know is that I wouldn't be a horse...

[neeraj2608]

So, a parking lot would be like a brothel for this guy?

[BrIaNXDFILMS]

i want to see this guy's reaction while playing need for speed hot pursuit.

[xephyr1000]

He's AUTOsexual

[Leadman1989]

Anyone else picture those old chevron gastation ads with the talking cars? LMAO

"wha.. what are you doing back there"

"No don't please.... AAAAHHHHH"

[therealallpro]

if its ok to make fun of this guy, then its ok to make fun of homosexuals

[damlurker]

where's Ana?!?

[BVargas78]

He must like some of the transformers then, Bumblebee watch your back! :)

[JCRF]

Sex with 1000 cars, sounds... EXHAUSTING.

[pbmdh]

@JCRF

LOL

[homegirl44]

@JCRF Buh-zing.

[1zacster]

Lol did your friend put a flashlight in the tailpipe?

[edgeninja]

@ZacharyHere The Fast and the Furious movies definitely are.

[edgeninja]

Guy must be a Robot Chicken fan.

[mb216]

some people are crazy around theirs cars, and not fucking them

[edgeninja]

Now I'm even more suspicious of guys who name their cars, talk to them and treat them like their girlfriends.

[Sweet94ify]

Tits or GTFO

[themanclaw2]

x9 = OVER NINE THOUSAND.

[userflock]

NOOOOOO HERBIE!

[MTRMaiden]

hey blondie.. tits or gtfo

[Poetamo]

weirdest story of the year

[sumrblizrd]

Internet rule #51

[LilacStar82]

So does that make this guy an autosexual?

[ImStillBlind]

Turn on closed caption and go to 0:39 LMAO

[Neji1984]

Does this guy receive a massive facial load of gasoline?

[KataVideo]

car..nal knowledge



[Sader2202]

I love this Blondie girl. This is what all women should be like. Ana should get fired, she speaks her mind to much.

[theHedgex1]

car rapist xp if he's yells surprise then it's not car rape xp

[Psycho5275]

Grand Rape Auto

[edgarbm95]

jack off in the gas tank 0_o

[ScientistSoundSytem]

Like seriously, who wont fuck a Ferrari scuderia f430??????????

[A86]

Well if cars would stop being so fucking sexy!........

[hofifut]

He's autosexual. He was born that way

[daddyleon]

@hofifut Sex wiht ur self - autosexual? :P

[28stads]

He probably just jacks off onto the seats! haha

[pmk422]

Autosexuals make baby jesus cry

[hattersuffa]

He must love those feisty cars with hydraulics.

[9amma]

@hattersuffa hahaha feisty

[silver101dragon]

is that what happened to my Trans Am a few years back? EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[TuzoAnime]

The friend was probably Ben.

[Trevor10]

awww yea JR's got a pimp chair

[TuzoAnime]

What? 

[ImDino]

lol, these guys get laid very easily

[Pagweb]

If you still can't picture how this is done, go to any porn site and type "car fuck" and you'll get the idea.

[lucyrbd509]

OMY, I might have actually believed that men will 'fuck' anything but this.. this is just woah.

[dmcarefuldriver]

@0:38 - It sounds like she's asking Cenk if he too had it with a car! lol

[01bdbark]

I don't judge this guy for having such an odd fetish, but he's a freak for owning up to it. Why would you admit to this kind of a thig. Unless your real fetish is getting off on people thinking your a freak.

[BraninT]

"This man seems to have suffocated while having sex with a car."

"Well this looks like a case of. . ." *puts sunglasses on* "Autoerotic asphyxiation."

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!

[1RadicalOne]

I have nothing against him for simply being attracted to vehicles, but I do draw the line at doing this with others' property or in public. By all means, do what you wish with your car in your own home, but that is it.

[CrialCrial]

gotta be wierd, deep issue with this dude for someone to fuck a car, LOL

[bryandapogi23]

oh fuck. i saw this dude fuckin another car.

hes fucking cheating on this fuckin beatle. i should tell the beatle. then the beatle is gonna break up with him, then hes gonna go on a drinking binge, walk out of a bar and see another beetle, spit some game, and put that penis in the exhaust all night long. then a ferrari rolls up and its engine roars, dude get a massive fuckin boner and masturbates to the ferrari. thats what happened, i witnessed it all.

[StuckonthisPart]

i think Jacki is doing better this time around. Shes just gotta get used to it and loosen up a but thats all. im pretty sure most people would be a little nervous up there too so w/e. keep it up!

[ichibakudan]

if you ever watched "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" you know this dude fucked the back of one of the front seats.

[THAT1UMMAH]

Does her get... Gear head? ;D

[THAT1UMMAH]

Atleast this dude isn't doing anything creepy -_-.

[AndNoted]

He puts his needle dick in the keyhole

[007Licensed2comment]

Thumbs up if you always thought that white sticky stuff on your windshield was bird shit

@007Licensed2comment Lol Now THAT was funny!