hey bram, how can a two year old be a puppy? isn't that a fourteen year old in people age? what the heck does whatever you just said have to do with bob bacons blockbuster hit single anyway? all the puppies are pulling it up on their i-whatcha-ma-call-its an glu-to-da-tubes. he's a pop sensation! show some respect.
zombywoof70, is 70 your age or your i.q.? you should be ashamed of yourself! this is a site glorifying bob bacon, and here you are preening, comparing yourself not only to the "all-american boy" but to the" worlds greatest astronaut"! a pox upon thee!
to be fair, i can understand nubile young college girls being a bit taken with a hirsute septuagenarian with a penchant for big words but an autograph booth?
oh arpeggio38, of course you love bob bacon. he sings songs. he's a rocker god, i think we've all fallen under that sort of spell.and don armstrong, he...well the point is, you have a life ahead of you, and you can't let your family down by falling for a rock star.. knuckle down at school, get your degree and soon you'll forget all about bob bacon.and maybe even don armstrong...if only i could.........sniff...............
i'm a freshman here at CMU. i just saw bobs video the other day at my sosh house. did i forget to mention that i'm in? anyway, like, all my roomies are creaming over bob bacon, well, maybe not all, some of the girls want to know who that (umm, i get like shivers) tall lanky psuedo hippie was.like, anyway,just asking! keep on smiling!!!
ground control to major don...bob's just warming up he'll play another song
i don't know who neil armstrong is, but i feel like i'm in free-fall whenever i hear bob bacon sing!!!! he makes me go all gooey inside!!! is that what it's like to be in a vacuum?
oh my gawd!!!!!!, it's like, neil armstrong! you know, like the space guy and shit? can you imagine fucking him while you're listening to one of bobs songs?
as much as i love bob bacons new hit single, and i do, i can't help but dream about the people who comment on here. "ooooh" i croon, "what positions could 'scottw58' and i find ourselves in?" as much as i love bob and jack armstrong i can't help but squeal " ohh!ohh!! cspeasley!!!!what will your wife think!!!!!?????!!!!?????....why dont you jack-asses shut up? all my girlfriends are very proud of any effort that anyone does around here. write another song bob.
gosh.i thought this site was supposed to be about bob bacon. good song. ranks right up there with "istty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" and "ahab the arab". who's the big tall and gruesome guy in the video? someone said his name is "jack armstrong", is that right? who's the creep that calls itself "cspeasley"? i can tell by their spelling that they went to the vestaburg school system. be proud of your g.e.d. splashy. can't we all just get along? i'd do it in a second with armstrong!
clawdadd- I was wondering if u have ever seen anything the drama department has ever done. There is no skill, work, or talent involved in anything they have ever done. Sitting through any of the worst sporting events is better then one of there "plays" they put on. Getting rid of the drama was one of the smartest moves the school has done. No one even goes to watch their shows because they always suck.
clawdadd - are u going to feel stupid when you here about Kraft being fired. I mean no one cares what u have to say all you are doing is making your self look like a stupid waste of space. Do u do anything except sit around posting comments about this and collecting your un-employment.
Lkgriffen8- good point. but at least i know how to spell "you". there are a couple of letters that you failed to incorporate into the word. by the way, bob bacon is a rock god!!!!!! although i must admit he looks a little bit too much like ron jeremy. i guess that we'll have to wait for his next hit single to see if he shares rons lifestyle habits. by the way Lkgriffen8, i have begged for bobs forgiveness and will do the same when i see mr. kraft. i got a bit carried away.
new mayor "scottw58" has declared war on bob bacon and his ally larry kraft stating "we don't need music or education! this is vestabungle! we're just fine."
VESTAFEST OUTLAWS CHEESE AND CURED PORK PRODUCTS!!
well! it seems that rock star bob bacon and teacher larry kraft have created quite the uproar in the otherwise staid hamlett of vestabooger. word has it that arrest warrents have been issued at the request of morality czar "scottw58" and no music will be played, nor cheese products distributed on the fairgrounds.
against the wishes of self-appointed morality czar "scottw58" the vestabuglers will be playing their version of rock star bob bacons hit single "life behind bars" at the annual "vestabungle potato festival.
"of course i'm against this" says scottw58,"but at least that hippie larry kraft won't be here!!!!"
"this was the only alternative left to us after bob bacon and larry kraft made a mockery of our god fearing lifestyle". that was a quote from vestaburbs morality czar moments after the tiny hamlett took the unprecedented move of seceding from our state. although some scholars are questioning the legality of this move,tea-baggers are cheering this move as a long awaited move towards ignorance.
after lengthy discussions with his morality czar(scottw58), vestaboogers mayor "hugh "hi" perfluouse" has banned public education and songs within the village limits." i was willing to be a bit liberal" says the mayor " but then i heard bob bacons song and i saw the length of larry krafts hair, and scottw58's arguments made sense. we will send the children to our local baptist church where they will be taught the right way to behave.
out of the frying pan, into the fire? well, it seems that vestaboogers self proclaimed morality czar "scottw58" has laid another egg. three cheers to rock star bob bacon!!! a toast to you my friend!!!
rock star bob bacon is steamed after allegations rose to the surface that teacher larry kraft obtained his tenured position because he is a scion of the famous macaroni & cheese empire. "i'm burning mad" bacon said, adding "if scottw58 keeps adding wood, the fat's gonna hit the flame!!!"
"BACON IS TOAST!" vestaboogers self proclaimed moralty czar "scottw58" is at it again. not satisfied with his hamlet wide ban on any and all kraft food products, he is now demanding that vestabooblians cease and desist their consumption of cured ham products. "bob bacon is a detriment to our children and i demand an end to his shenanigans!" says "scottw58" on his popular tea-bagger sponsored web site "ignorance is bliss". the mayor of bliss denies "scottw58"s allegations.
BREAKING NEWS THE MORNING SUN "MAYOR OF VESTABURG DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY"
after an hours long discussion with "scottw58" a self described guardian of local morals vestaburgs mayor. otis plumph, made the following statement..."my fellow vestaburglers, after listening to scottw58 i have come to a decision. from now on, no vestabooger shall eat bacon with their eggs! nor shall these same vestabunglers listen to kraftwerk at any time of the day or night.
the very idea!!!! hah!!!!! i am "the scottw58!!!" i rule vestaburgle!!!! a pox on thee bob bacon!!!!! you shalt not impose your ideas upon my children!!!
JUST IN: lord mayor of vestabugle scottw58 has decreed that the annual pancake and bacon festival shall from now on be called the sausage fest. "and while i'm on the subject", scottw58 went on to say, " there will be no more 'arts and craft" festival either! from now on i shall call it the 'arts of scottw58 festival' !"
THIS JUST IN.............BACON GREASES SOME PALMS!
THE MORNING SUN:MONDAY....
in an effort to staunch the anger arising in the tiny hamlett of vesterburgle, rock star bob bacon has offered to pay scottw58's kids entry fee into heaven."all i ask" says bacon,"is that they stop dissing larry kraft."
ah think that that there bob bacon feller needs a hair cut. an' so duz that larry kraft feller. ah doan want nobody lahk him to be a-teachin' my kid. i've said it before and i'll sez it agin...."i, scottw58, aint gonna let no hippie-dippie big city feller talk to my kid! specially no history teacher, we got plenty of football koaches what can teech classes an' i dont see why we need rock stars like bob bacon and and people teechin' history classes wen i no that the vestaboobs can whup beal city!
"bring me the heads of bob bacon and larry kraft" says the new czar of vestaburglonia scottw58. mid-michigan's in for some trouble now that this guy's on the scene! yikes!!!!
this commentator thinks that scottw58 may have bit off more than he can chew.comments people?
i think it unfair what you big city people say about us vestaburglians. i like bob bacon. just because my dad(scottw58)beats me every time he hears me listening to his godless songs doesn't make me the anti-kraft. why can't you people leave me alone!?! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
bob bacons recent video "life behind bars" has created quite the uproar in the tiny hamlet of vestaburg where a small yet vocal group of illiterate inbreeders led by a slobberer known only as scottw58 have virtually shut off all discourse.
"we hate teachers! we love ignorance!!" said the afore mentioned "scottw58"
that was all we were able to get from him as he slid into his bunker, dragging his children with him.
API MID-MICHIGAN...VESTABURG GRAB 'AN' CHOW RECALLS ALL 'KRAFT MACARONI-&-CHEESE!
this just in...due to the uproar surrounding bob bacons controversial video this tiny hamlett located in the middle of nowhere has taken an unprecedented step by recalling a staple of the average vestaburgian house-wife. kraft macaroni-&-cheese.
"we don't believe in global warming or atheism or history and we will not allow our kids to watch things" says a local school board member. stay tuned for more information
okay, okay!!!! fer cryin' out loud! this site is about bob bacons song. i am well aware of the brain damage incurred by the people of vestaburgle and it saddens me. i feel bad for the children. the parents are already burnt toast so let's celebrate "krispy bacon".
i doubt that mr. kraft has anything to worry about. if the the vestaburg school board is anything like the vestaburg kids and their parents they're probably too busy judging the "intolerence" contest at the local fair.
do the permanent sophmorons drive up to the local drive-in on their scooters and order a "vestaburger"? har-dee-har-har!!!!!! when the county fair comes around four-h gives everyone a medal for best in breed. except vestaburg. they get a medal for "best inbreeding"
i love all the comments from vestaburg students... "i'm twenty one an im gonna be graduatin next yeer an i think its reely bad that you have teechurs like mr craft that done mad me think things that my maw an paw don want me to think and stuff....
is that bob bacon in this video?!? he should be ashamed of himself! he is my night shift guard and i always thought he was a good guy. now i see him flaunting cigarettes and booze. i am sickened. and it's not just me! all of my cell mates are upset too!!! he used to be a role model to us, now we don't know what to think. well, actually we do. we think the st. louis prison system should look into the actions of this ne'er-do-well and take any appropriate steps! he was like a teacher to us.
i knew when i moved up here i was walking into hillbilly-central, but i never thought that people could be so hateful that they would try to get one of the finest teachers in the vestaberg school system fired for playing a role in a video."for gods sake let's save our football team but get rid of the drama department!! they're probably all queer anyway, jesus saves"
I find it hilarious that people are making a huge deal about Mr. Kraft "promoting" drug use, when I have witnessed Kurt Peasley, Mr. Walderzak, Mr. Hubbard and Mr. Van Sickler drink pitcher after pitcher of beer and then jump in their cars and drive home...also illegal.
Like everybody is saying, its not that hes doing it, its that he is IMPLYING it. And if you listen to the lyrics, it says what there doin. the kids at Vestaburg have a close tab on stuff like this, and I being one of them and one of his students just last year, think that he should be fired for this! Its ridiculous, and the younger kids really shouldn't have to put up with such a lunitic! Calling girls little bitches, and slamming doors and throwing things is enough, this puts it to the top.
Class of 82 here: I don't understand what the big grip is about, back when I went to V-burb the Teachers could smoke right the school in the Teachers Lounge. Now the biggest b&^%$ any of you can come up with is a teacher supposedly smoking a dub? like non of you ever tried it? or still don't. Coming from a former smoker I see noting wrong with a little poke at the State and the smoking ban, hell did anyone catch that people were bringing out open beers? Shut up and sit down and enjoy.
It is just a video. People act in skits, plays, and on television-it doesn't mean they actually do those things in real life. People should have the freedom to do what they want when they are on their own time. Its not like kids don't see drugs everywhere else. Its up to parents to teach their children what is right and wrong. They shouldn't take their frustrations out on the media. Its stupid. Let Mr. Kraft have his fun. It doesn't make him any less of a teacher. I enjoyed his class.
SERIOUSLY??? You guys don't have anything else to do but bash some guy for helping his friend with a video???? Are YOU Perfect ..??? This was a great video BOB!!! Oh and parents, there are a LOT worse things on u tube and on the internet..ITS YOUR JOB to monitor what your kids watch!
It doesn't matter if it is real or not as a teacher you can't imply drug use. It doesn't reall matter what you think and if he was doing anything or not this video is enough to get him fired finally with the new tenure laws changed and if you think i am just a moron for thinking that try saying that when he is fired for this. Parents in Vestaburg hate him already and have been trying to get him fired and now they have enough to actually get him fired.
what is up with some of you people? it's a joke! and now some of you morons that spend your whole day calling into sound-off want to vilify someone for playing a role in a video? what? did the vestaburg school district cut their funding for drama classes to ensure that the football team could still get out there and kick some butt?!?! god bless education. and educators. for the life of me, i cannot believe some of you idiots up here.
I can't believe a Vestaburg School Staff member that teaches our children would think that being part of a video that shows him behind a bar drinking and smoking marijuana is OK! Even though its a video and HOPEFULLY not a real joint it gives the students of our school the impression that its ok to smoke dope. I hope the school takes a close look at this and has some type of code of conduct in place to address it appropriately.
@scottw58 i can't believe that you are so stupid. he was playing a role in a video. he wasn't smoking pot and he wasn"t drinking.i know, i was there. are you going to complain about john travolta using a gun in "pulp fiction"? get a life scott.
I always knew Kraft was a stoner, i still can't believe that school still keeps him around. He is just a no good moron who should never be allowed back in a classroom ever again.
@cspeasley Did you watch Scarface and think Al Pacino was a coke head who has people killed? The inability to distinguish drama and documentary is a "moron".
Awesome video! Mr. Kraft was also one of my favorite teachers back in the day. Looks like he's having a good time lol. And yea, people need to chill out. It's just as easy to roll a joint with tobacco. Teachers are people too.
Oh Daddy's brat, it probably wasn't actually a real doobie. You need to chill out and just appreciate the joke lyrics. It's a funny song and video. And it was meant for adults, not kids.
Great vid Bob - looks like you guys had fun - it was great having you out to the studio, enjoyed this one - great job to your video guys as well. DM GSS
That is shot at Marty's bar in Mt.Plesant. And the Crazy guy in the white tank top just happens to be one of my teachers, and i don't think this is cool at all. Expecially the whole pot thing, seeing my teacher smoke a dub, not exactly the highlight of my day. Way to go.!
very,very good song!!!!
iaadotlk1 2 weeks ago
lol i live near this bar
ps2nick12 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Alright, good video, nice song, great hook. Well done sir!
Keep up the good work.
sikpikfrank 3 months ago
god forbid you have to go outside to smoke. Fuck the man, man.
ThebandWHITEOUT 3 months ago
is bob from vestaburgle?
clawdadd 4 months ago
hey bram, how can a two year old be a puppy? isn't that a fourteen year old in people age? what the heck does whatever you just said have to do with bob bacons blockbuster hit single anyway? all the puppies are pulling it up on their i-whatcha-ma-call-its an glu-to-da-tubes. he's a pop sensation! show some respect.
clawdadd 5 months ago
is that a shortcut to "ode to bram stoker"?
clawdadd 5 months ago
@clawdadd your dislike and angst is equal to a two year old puppy with
worms
odebram 6 months ago
hell yeah!!!
odebram 6 months ago
zombywoof70, is 70 your age or your i.q.? you should be ashamed of yourself! this is a site glorifying bob bacon, and here you are preening, comparing yourself not only to the "all-american boy" but to the" worlds greatest astronaut"! a pox upon thee!
to be fair, i can understand nubile young college girls being a bit taken with a hirsute septuagenarian with a penchant for big words but an autograph booth?
have you no shame?
clawdadd 6 months ago
I make appearances behind bars.... but mostly in front of the bird. Autographs upon request...
- Don Armstrong (no relation to Jack or Neil except for the Armstrong Clan.)
Zombywoof70 6 months ago
oh arpeggio38, of course you love bob bacon. he sings songs. he's a rocker god, i think we've all fallen under that sort of spell.and don armstrong, he...well the point is, you have a life ahead of you, and you can't let your family down by falling for a rock star.. knuckle down at school, get your degree and soon you'll forget all about bob bacon.and maybe even don armstrong...if only i could.........sniff...............
clawdadd 6 months ago
i'm a freshman here at CMU. i just saw bobs video the other day at my sosh house. did i forget to mention that i'm in? anyway, like, all my roomies are creaming over bob bacon, well, maybe not all, some of the girls want to know who that (umm, i get like shivers) tall lanky psuedo hippie was.like, anyway,just asking! keep on smiling!!!
arpeggio38 6 months ago
ground control to major don...bob's just warming up he'll play another song
i don't know who neil armstrong is, but i feel like i'm in free-fall whenever i hear bob bacon sing!!!! he makes me go all gooey inside!!! is that what it's like to be in a vacuum?
arpeggio38 6 months ago
one small step for bob...one giant leap for womankind...houston...the DON has landed.
clawdadd 6 months ago
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Zombywoof70 6 months ago
oh my gawd!!!!!!, it's like, neil armstrong! you know, like the space guy and shit? can you imagine fucking him while you're listening to one of bobs songs?
the people you meet...
flora6717 6 months ago
as much as i love bob bacons new hit single, and i do, i can't help but dream about the people who comment on here. "ooooh" i croon, "what positions could 'scottw58' and i find ourselves in?" as much as i love bob and jack armstrong i can't help but squeal " ohh!ohh!! cspeasley!!!!what will your wife think!!!!!?????!!!!?????....why dont you jack-asses shut up? all my girlfriends are very proud of any effort that anyone does around here. write another song bob.
flora6717 6 months ago
gosh.i thought this site was supposed to be about bob bacon. good song. ranks right up there with "istty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" and "ahab the arab". who's the big tall and gruesome guy in the video? someone said his name is "jack armstrong", is that right? who's the creep that calls itself "cspeasley"? i can tell by their spelling that they went to the vestaburg school system. be proud of your g.e.d. splashy. can't we all just get along? i'd do it in a second with armstrong!
flora6717 6 months ago
clawdadd- I was wondering if u have ever seen anything the drama department has ever done. There is no skill, work, or talent involved in anything they have ever done. Sitting through any of the worst sporting events is better then one of there "plays" they put on. Getting rid of the drama was one of the smartest moves the school has done. No one even goes to watch their shows because they always suck.
cspeasley 6 months ago
clawdadd - are u going to feel stupid when you here about Kraft being fired. I mean no one cares what u have to say all you are doing is making your self look like a stupid waste of space. Do u do anything except sit around posting comments about this and collecting your un-employment.
cspeasley 6 months ago
Lkgriffen8- good point. but at least i know how to spell "you". there are a couple of letters that you failed to incorporate into the word. by the way, bob bacon is a rock god!!!!!! although i must admit he looks a little bit too much like ron jeremy. i guess that we'll have to wait for his next hit single to see if he shares rons lifestyle habits. by the way Lkgriffen8, i have begged for bobs forgiveness and will do the same when i see mr. kraft. i got a bit carried away.
clawdadd 6 months ago
clawdadd- do u really have nothing better to do than post this crap all day... Pathetic
Lkgriffen8 6 months ago
VESTABURG
new mayor "scottw58" has declared war on bob bacon and his ally larry kraft stating "we don't need music or education! this is vestabungle! we're just fine."
clawdadd 6 months ago
IS BOB BACON A HIPPIE? LET'S ASK "SCOTTW58...
so scott.....why do you hate bob bacon?
"i don't hate bob bacon, nor do i hate larry kraft. but don't you think a hair cut would be in order? I MEAN, YE GODS!!!!
clawdadd 6 months ago
VESTAFEST OUTLAWS CHEESE AND CURED PORK PRODUCTS!!
well! it seems that rock star bob bacon and teacher larry kraft have created quite the uproar in the otherwise staid hamlett of vestabooger. word has it that arrest warrents have been issued at the request of morality czar "scottw58" and no music will be played, nor cheese products distributed on the fairgrounds.
clawdadd 6 months ago
VESTABUGLERS TO PLAY BACON!
against the wishes of self-appointed morality czar "scottw58" the vestabuglers will be playing their version of rock star bob bacons hit single "life behind bars" at the annual "vestabungle potato festival.
"of course i'm against this" says scottw58,"but at least that hippie larry kraft won't be here!!!!"
clawdadd 6 months ago
VESTABURG SECEDES!!! morning sun (UPI)
"this was the only alternative left to us after bob bacon and larry kraft made a mockery of our god fearing lifestyle". that was a quote from vestaburbs morality czar moments after the tiny hamlett took the unprecedented move of seceding from our state. although some scholars are questioning the legality of this move,tea-baggers are cheering this move as a long awaited move towards ignorance.
clawdadd 6 months ago
VESTABURG OUTLAWS LEARNING,MUSIC!
after lengthy discussions with his morality czar(scottw58), vestaboogers mayor "hugh "hi" perfluouse" has banned public education and songs within the village limits." i was willing to be a bit liberal" says the mayor " but then i heard bob bacons song and i saw the length of larry krafts hair, and scottw58's arguments made sense. we will send the children to our local baptist church where they will be taught the right way to behave.
clawdadd 6 months ago
BREAKFAST ANYONE? mt. pleasant, MI
out of the frying pan, into the fire? well, it seems that vestaboogers self proclaimed morality czar "scottw58" has laid another egg. three cheers to rock star bob bacon!!! a toast to you my friend!!!
clawdadd 6 months ago
BACON SIZZLES! mount pleasant u.p.i.
rock star bob bacon is steamed after allegations rose to the surface that teacher larry kraft obtained his tenured position because he is a scion of the famous macaroni & cheese empire. "i'm burning mad" bacon said, adding "if scottw58 keeps adding wood, the fat's gonna hit the flame!!!"
clawdadd 6 months ago
"BACON IS TOAST!" vestaboogers self proclaimed moralty czar "scottw58" is at it again. not satisfied with his hamlet wide ban on any and all kraft food products, he is now demanding that vestabooblians cease and desist their consumption of cured ham products. "bob bacon is a detriment to our children and i demand an end to his shenanigans!" says "scottw58" on his popular tea-bagger sponsored web site "ignorance is bliss". the mayor of bliss denies "scottw58"s allegations.
clawdadd 6 months ago
BREAKING NEWS THE MORNING SUN "MAYOR OF VESTABURG DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY"
after an hours long discussion with "scottw58" a self described guardian of local morals vestaburgs mayor. otis plumph, made the following statement..."my fellow vestaburglers, after listening to scottw58 i have come to a decision. from now on, no vestabooger shall eat bacon with their eggs! nor shall these same vestabunglers listen to kraftwerk at any time of the day or night.
clawdadd 6 months ago
the very idea!!!! hah!!!!! i am "the scottw58!!!" i rule vestaburgle!!!! a pox on thee bob bacon!!!!! you shalt not impose your ideas upon my children!!!
clawdadd 6 months ago
why does the lord mayor of vestaburgle scottw58 hate bob bacon and larry kraft? well...let's ask the kids...
kimmeee says "i think he has a barber shop and he;s mad 'cause he doesn/t have any business?
josh says"dude, he just wants to be hating on stuff? i mean, i like bacon and shit but...
clawdadd 6 months ago
my mother and i have been searching high and low, and yet we can't find bobs bacon. does anyone have any suggestions? vestaburbble?
clawdadd 6 months ago
JUST IN: lord mayor of vestabugle scottw58 has decreed that the annual pancake and bacon festival shall from now on be called the sausage fest. "and while i'm on the subject", scottw58 went on to say, " there will be no more 'arts and craft" festival either! from now on i shall call it the 'arts of scottw58 festival' !"
clawdadd 6 months ago
THIS JUST IN.............BACON GREASES SOME PALMS!
THE MORNING SUN:MONDAY....
in an effort to staunch the anger arising in the tiny hamlett of vesterburgle, rock star bob bacon has offered to pay scottw58's kids entry fee into heaven."all i ask" says bacon,"is that they stop dissing larry kraft."
clawdadd 6 months ago
ah think that that there bob bacon feller needs a hair cut. an' so duz that larry kraft feller. ah doan want nobody lahk him to be a-teachin' my kid. i've said it before and i'll sez it agin...."i, scottw58, aint gonna let no hippie-dippie big city feller talk to my kid! specially no history teacher, we got plenty of football koaches what can teech classes an' i dont see why we need rock stars like bob bacon and and people teechin' history classes wen i no that the vestaboobs can whup beal city!
clawdadd 6 months ago
UP-DATE. vestaburg declares independence.
"bring me the heads of bob bacon and larry kraft" says the new czar of vestaburglonia scottw58. mid-michigan's in for some trouble now that this guy's on the scene! yikes!!!!
this commentator thinks that scottw58 may have bit off more than he can chew.comments people?
clawdadd 6 months ago
i think it unfair what you big city people say about us vestaburglians. i like bob bacon. just because my dad(scottw58)beats me every time he hears me listening to his godless songs doesn't make me the anti-kraft. why can't you people leave me alone!?! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
clawdadd 6 months ago
UPDATE:MORNING SUN; vestaburg bans controversial video.
bob bacons recent video "life behind bars" has created quite the uproar in the tiny hamlet of vestaburg where a small yet vocal group of illiterate inbreeders led by a slobberer known only as scottw58 have virtually shut off all discourse.
"we hate teachers! we love ignorance!!" said the afore mentioned "scottw58"
that was all we were able to get from him as he slid into his bunker, dragging his children with him.
clawdadd 6 months ago
API MID-MICHIGAN...VESTABURG GRAB 'AN' CHOW RECALLS ALL 'KRAFT MACARONI-&-CHEESE!
this just in...due to the uproar surrounding bob bacons controversial video this tiny hamlett located in the middle of nowhere has taken an unprecedented step by recalling a staple of the average vestaburgian house-wife. kraft macaroni-&-cheese.
"we don't believe in global warming or atheism or history and we will not allow our kids to watch things" says a local school board member. stay tuned for more information
clawdadd 6 months ago
okay, okay!!!! fer cryin' out loud! this site is about bob bacons song. i am well aware of the brain damage incurred by the people of vestaburgle and it saddens me. i feel bad for the children. the parents are already burnt toast so let's celebrate "krispy bacon".
clawdadd 6 months ago
i doubt that mr. kraft has anything to worry about. if the the vestaburg school board is anything like the vestaburg kids and their parents they're probably too busy judging the "intolerence" contest at the local fair.
do the permanent sophmorons drive up to the local drive-in on their scooters and order a "vestaburger"? har-dee-har-har!!!!!! when the county fair comes around four-h gives everyone a medal for best in breed. except vestaburg. they get a medal for "best inbreeding"
clawdadd 6 months ago
i love all the comments from vestaburg students... "i'm twenty one an im gonna be graduatin next yeer an i think its reely bad that you have teechurs like mr craft that done mad me think things that my maw an paw don want me to think and stuff....
clawdadd 6 months ago
is that bob bacon in this video?!? he should be ashamed of himself! he is my night shift guard and i always thought he was a good guy. now i see him flaunting cigarettes and booze. i am sickened. and it's not just me! all of my cell mates are upset too!!! he used to be a role model to us, now we don't know what to think. well, actually we do. we think the st. louis prison system should look into the actions of this ne'er-do-well and take any appropriate steps! he was like a teacher to us.
clawdadd 6 months ago
Never before has a music video created such a stir in this tiny mountain village.
mtpleasantdotcom2 6 months ago
hey "daddysbrat09", is that how the other teachers in the vestaburg school district taught you how to use the english language?
"doin"? "...stuff like this"? "...being one of them"? "lunitic"?...
if you want to complain about your teachers, why don't you start with the ones who allow you to write so pathetically?
clawdadd 6 months ago
i knew when i moved up here i was walking into hillbilly-central, but i never thought that people could be so hateful that they would try to get one of the finest teachers in the vestaberg school system fired for playing a role in a video."for gods sake let's save our football team but get rid of the drama department!! they're probably all queer anyway, jesus saves"
clawdadd 6 months ago
I find it hilarious that people are making a huge deal about Mr. Kraft "promoting" drug use, when I have witnessed Kurt Peasley, Mr. Walderzak, Mr. Hubbard and Mr. Van Sickler drink pitcher after pitcher of beer and then jump in their cars and drive home...also illegal.
727glock 6 months ago
Like everybody is saying, its not that hes doing it, its that he is IMPLYING it. And if you listen to the lyrics, it says what there doin. the kids at Vestaburg have a close tab on stuff like this, and I being one of them and one of his students just last year, think that he should be fired for this! Its ridiculous, and the younger kids really shouldn't have to put up with such a lunitic! Calling girls little bitches, and slamming doors and throwing things is enough, this puts it to the top.
daddysbrat09 6 months ago
Class of 82 here: I don't understand what the big grip is about, back when I went to V-burb the Teachers could smoke right the school in the Teachers Lounge. Now the biggest b&^%$ any of you can come up with is a teacher supposedly smoking a dub? like non of you ever tried it? or still don't. Coming from a former smoker I see noting wrong with a little poke at the State and the smoking ban, hell did anyone catch that people were bringing out open beers? Shut up and sit down and enjoy.
oilcitymi 6 months ago 2
It is just a video. People act in skits, plays, and on television-it doesn't mean they actually do those things in real life. People should have the freedom to do what they want when they are on their own time. Its not like kids don't see drugs everywhere else. Its up to parents to teach their children what is right and wrong. They shouldn't take their frustrations out on the media. Its stupid. Let Mr. Kraft have his fun. It doesn't make him any less of a teacher. I enjoyed his class.
daniep07 6 months ago
SERIOUSLY??? You guys don't have anything else to do but bash some guy for helping his friend with a video???? Are YOU Perfect ..??? This was a great video BOB!!! Oh and parents, there are a LOT worse things on u tube and on the internet..ITS YOUR JOB to monitor what your kids watch!
05valbon 6 months ago
It doesn't matter if it is real or not as a teacher you can't imply drug use. It doesn't reall matter what you think and if he was doing anything or not this video is enough to get him fired finally with the new tenure laws changed and if you think i am just a moron for thinking that try saying that when he is fired for this. Parents in Vestaburg hate him already and have been trying to get him fired and now they have enough to actually get him fired.
kmpeasley 6 months ago
Kraft you crafty old man. 8 strikes and a music video later..
jrockwing 6 months ago
what is up with some of you people? it's a joke! and now some of you morons that spend your whole day calling into sound-off want to vilify someone for playing a role in a video? what? did the vestaburg school district cut their funding for drama classes to ensure that the football team could still get out there and kick some butt?!?! god bless education. and educators. for the life of me, i cannot believe some of you idiots up here.
clawdadd 6 months ago
It may not be a real joint but it implies it in the video by saying "I hope im not here when the cops roll in". Hmmm
scottw58 6 months ago
I can't believe a Vestaburg School Staff member that teaches our children would think that being part of a video that shows him behind a bar drinking and smoking marijuana is OK! Even though its a video and HOPEFULLY not a real joint it gives the students of our school the impression that its ok to smoke dope. I hope the school takes a close look at this and has some type of code of conduct in place to address it appropriately.
scottw58 6 months ago
@scottw58 i can't believe that you are so stupid. he was playing a role in a video. he wasn't smoking pot and he wasn"t drinking.i know, i was there. are you going to complain about john travolta using a gun in "pulp fiction"? get a life scott.
clawdadd 6 months ago
I always knew Kraft was a stoner, i still can't believe that school still keeps him around. He is just a no good moron who should never be allowed back in a classroom ever again.
cspeasley 6 months ago 2
@cspeasley Did you watch Scarface and think Al Pacino was a coke head who has people killed? The inability to distinguish drama and documentary is a "moron".
ImtheDude85 6 months ago
that says it all! by the way, how did these guys get john oates and ron jeremy to appear in their video?
clawdadd 6 months ago
Larry Craft....I knew that was you. Crazy devil
darttman07 6 months ago 2
I'm sure it wasn't a real joint. But someone always has to cry about something. Can anyone say DOWNER?!?! Keep rockin' Bob!
hmneff1 6 months ago
Awesome video! Mr. Kraft was also one of my favorite teachers back in the day. Looks like he's having a good time lol. And yea, people need to chill out. It's just as easy to roll a joint with tobacco. Teachers are people too.
FoxRidercc2 6 months ago
NUGE rules! Finally, someone has captured Scott on Video! Well done!
unclemeat8 6 months ago
Oh Daddy's brat, it probably wasn't actually a real doobie. You need to chill out and just appreciate the joke lyrics. It's a funny song and video. And it was meant for adults, not kids.
crazymactech 6 months ago
Great vid Bob - looks like you guys had fun - it was great having you out to the studio, enjoyed this one - great job to your video guys as well. DM GSS
gtrman826 6 months ago
That is shot at Marty's bar in Mt.Plesant. And the Crazy guy in the white tank top just happens to be one of my teachers, and i don't think this is cool at all. Expecially the whole pot thing, seeing my teacher smoke a dub, not exactly the highlight of my day. Way to go.!
daddysbrat09 6 months ago
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Funny video. Wish I knew they were shooting the video and I would have went to Marty's that day.
crazymactech 6 months ago
Funny video. Wish I knew they were shooting the video and I would have went to Marty's that day.
crazymactech 6 months ago
Groovy!
micbass3000 6 months ago
(from randy and Emily Garrod) Really good video :) Great job Bob, keep up the great work ^_^ Let me know when your going to be playing there(randy)
Trace3690 6 months ago
Mr. Kraft best teacher i have had. I like the video...
myersaustin 6 months ago