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  • i bet god was stoned when he made the panda 

  • what a cool animal lol

  • Hold on hold on hold on.

    2:25

    Did that Panda just pick it's nose?

  • that does NOT count as a hand stand. fuck you panda. you peeled 3 minutes of my life away just so i watch you defecate and pee on trees. i sware to god i used to love pandas and now i hate you. get aids and die

  • Dear poorly paid chinese zoo keepers I will pay $10.00 american dollars to BLOW one away call me !!!

  • I think that was the not so cute side of the pandas that cannot be unseen.

  • Mr Panda looks tired

  • the man who pees the highest wins!

  • I've always wondered what panda shit looks like.....

    Not

  • Kung fu panda say weeaahhhhht?

  • dumbasses like you only because of your design :/ sorry panda

  • The male that pees the highest wins lol.

  • 3:08 is how i air hump :)

  • I would love to turn one into a rug

  • This has totally changed my perspective on pandas....

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  • i love how he just talks about panda a panda taking shit and a piss on a tree like its some great amazing thing

  • 2:24 he definitely just picked his nose xD

  • pandas would be a messy fuckin pet pissin all the time and rubbin his ass on all ur stuff

  • The panda is exactly like a man, no class, no manners, dirty and Walks around leaving his shit behind lol. Ok men, don't get angry and reply barking like a dog.

  • @diracfermion hahah yea you're real classy talking crap about us. I think you fit into your description of us

  • panda: IMA WIPE MI ASS ON DIS TREE CUZ IM A BOSS! IMMA PISS ON THIS TREE CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUKKK!!!!

  • Everythings just black and white with them pandas

  • that's the origin of the avacado

  • dma if we humans did that most woman wud smell like shit

  • SNOT! xD

  • i just had a thought, im stoned and its 4am and im watching a panda rub its ass on a tree...

  • @vanhelsin328 yep, pretty gay.

  • @vanhelsin328 me too. i totally got blown and intended to listen to musician Panda Bear, instead i too am stoned and watching a panda piss and shit on stuff

  • i like how they pee

  • Golden shower at 3:40 !!!

  • I could do a Handstand.. but I don't wanna..

  • Okay I don't to sound dumb but I seriously did not think that pandas had a tail before I saw this video or at least not that long anyways

  • dear god....

    .

    what happen to the little cute plush toy baby panda i saw 5 seconds ago?

  • the real kung-fu panda

  • extraordinary indeed..

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  • highest pisser wins ..O_O ...i have been only in farthest pissing competition ... U_U

  • Gotta love the good'ole pissing contest!

  • Its the new planking

  • Peeing like a boss

  • @theDeckisStacked how do you know? maybe i'm overweight and im freaking adorable! You can't explain that!

  • Watching with my 5 year and thought it would be cute not all poop!

  • hahaahha freakin awesome pandas have pissing contests =D

  • IKR!!! I just skipped to 2:56 he poops GOLD!!!!!

  • LOL

  • 2:10 "Eat this shit baby!!"

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  • cute

  • Challenge pissing!

  • Is it just me or does his poop look like avacados

  • @sammydelbert LMAO i thought the same

  • He missed at the end

  • He leaves another kind of message... *PLOP* too funny..

  • PANDERAN MONK!

  • /watch?v=kzqT0Zr6bPc 

  • well then THIS MEANS I WIN!! lol

  • What the fuck?

  • 2:57 why does his poo look like highlighter fluid?

  • skip to 3:12 i you wanna see a so called handstand

  • kung poo panda

  • do they leave pheromones in their wee?

  • lol funny

  • great method of passing urine panda!!!!!!!!

  • Ew, I didn't need to see his booty! This is really weird, lol.

  • I wish I could rub my ass on a tree to "leave my scent" and be considered extrodinary.

  • @brendan12303 lol

  • @brendan12303 You are common to humanity so we would not be impressed. But if a Panda saw you rubbing your asshole on a bamboo bush they would be fascinated and perhaps join you.

    To the Panda you may just be extraordinary.

  • watch my video of a panda doing exactly that

  • @brendan12303 but you can do that i have put my trust in you!

  • @bogdanbocaful Thanks :3

  • @brendan12303 Dude, you are my hero, LOL!

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  • That panda just shat an avocado. BOSS.

  • How many pandas are there like ten?

  • I'd be more impressed if David Attenborough did the handstand.

  • this is pretty much my daily routine too.

  • The panda poops out gold at 2:56 !!!!

  • It's Kung fu Panda

  • Like a boss.

  • This is exactly how my friends and I compete for girls... we've been on a bit of a dry streak...

  • The male that pees the highest wins....

    LIKE A BOSS!!

  • Excuse my ignorance in this matter, but is a giant panda bear different from a regular/normal size panda?

  • ooohh...... VERY CUTE !

  • Wow, male pandas are disgusting lol! Very interesting though

  • 3:26 for handstannd

  • press 6 for pole danceing

  • press 8 for my moms cooking

  • cute

    

  • 2:54 he poop

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  • omg so if i go to the forest and randomly lean on a tree, that means I'm probably touching the remains of a panda's poop? =S ohh maaan!

  • Good handstand

  • i was looking for giant panda...the hip-hop group lol

  • Press 5 for Panda-gasm.

  • press 6 if you want to see some panda ass

  • @idontfkinknow1234 That's kinda like saying dogs should become extinct. Besides leaving hateful comments like that is completely unnecessary. Your just another person creating a new chain of hatred.

  • Panda's are fuckin ace

    

  • 2:11 The panda is now rubbing his ass against a tree. Let's zoom in on it so you can get a closer look.

    o_o?

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  • so if u were to take some piss n splash it on the top of the tree, would pandas bow down to you?

  • 2:17 mmm thats gooood

  • PANDAS AREN'T CUTE ANYMORE

  • I hope they become extinct soon.

  • @idontfkinknow1234 Your cruel

  • @idontfkinknow1234 i hope you and all the people that think like you to become exctinct... very very very soon. Please suicide and help my cause

  • @AtreyuSynestesia94 LOL.. What good are pandas? They don't even have a role in the ecosystem, they are so useless they can't even digest food or have sex.. They don't deserve to survive..

  • @idontfkinknow1234 asshole

  • @idontfkinknow1234 what good are humans in the ecosystem we're destroying it little by little..pandas are consumers just like us so they deserve to be here.

  • @fit2bboss Humans have no problem digesting food breeding and thriving successfully, unlike the useless pandas. As for the damage we do to the environment, don't worry about it. As soon as humans go extinct the earth will regenerate itself within a couple of thousand years, and it'll live out the rest of it's billions of years in peace until it eventually gets swallowed up by our sun. Humans can't destroy the earth.

  • @idontfkinknow1234 pandas are not useless their retarded and funny and sometimes purple!!!:(

  • "It rubs its genitalia against the tree because blah blah blah..."

    Or it could just be scratching its balls cause its itchy loljks. I love how the one who pees the highest is the dominant one...Kinda like human males, except the supposedly "dominant" one is measured by the length of their dick. Pandas rock.

  • this awesome

  • no it pees non stop :x

  • am i the only one who saw tht panda's poop yellow .. n then turned green .. :x

  • Am I the only one who wonders... who/what is holding the camera... and where they are to get this footage?

  • its back legs look like little arms attatched to its butt :|

    and it has a funny tail....its more like a flap..that looks a bit like a nappy

  • what a lame ass bear. pandas are like the worthless cousins that grizzlys and kodiaks dont want to associate with.

  • For such a beautiful creature who knew that pandas can be a little...disturbing...

  • @Kairy96 Right? Goddamn! lol

  • everyone is so racist to people, i mean take pandas for instance, they're black and white and asian, and everybody loves them!

  • that's cute. i want to pick the panda up and hug him! it was kind of gross though looking at a panda butt.

  • Even in nature it a freaking pissing contest

  • amazing! how does he learn to do that?

  • May i ask, How does a person come by the information of how long a sent stays on a tree? "Ehh Roger, Your on sniffing patrol. Dont forget to write down your times." Just a question. (and comment supposed to be a brittish accent)

  • so cute

    

  • Interesting and wonderful documentation that renders insight into Panda behavior and psychology...also applied to other animals such as dogs..

  • HahahahahahahHahHa I pee higher than all of u

  • i just go peed on!!

  • holy shit that looks like he drank a big gulp or something

  • "Hey Jerry, come look at this!" "What dude?" "I beat your record." "No f**king way!!!" "Yeah man, it's a good bamboo segment or two higher!" "Dude, I've got to see that!" "Actually, I've been meaning to ask you about that on the subject of seeing" "'bout what?" "Well, I think there is some weird animal following me?" "Mate, there are loads of animals in the woods" "Dude, I'm serious, he watched me piss like 5 times and messed around with my crap!" "Could it piss higher than you?" =P
  • Don't be raciest, pandas are black,white and asian

  • kill it. skin it. eat it.

  • いいすの映画はかわいいダはの映画かわいいはかわいいの映画

  • i wonder how the pandas startet that.??

  • i feel like peeing now

  • pandas...... half black,half white,all asian

  • @xXSiennaSkiesXx I've seen this comment before. no mean to troll if you're the original.

  • @lemonofminecraft idk i haven't seen any other comments saying this.probably someone said this before me.

  • @socker700 thats nasty D:

  • lmao @ 0:58 xD

  • Thats hilarious! I love Pandas now! 

  • 大好き!

    この映画はすすめだ。

  • @trackgamer うん、パンダはかわいいです!^^ (That was sooo Google Translate!)

  • the people that disliked this vid well they must be blind!

  • since the pandas only eat things from trees one day if we exterminated trees from the world use their crap throw it all over the world and it will keep air fresh :)

  • omg i love pandas

  • mmmmm, this is making me hungry for some slow roasted panda groin washed down with a pandacolada.....

  • @dmc4w

    Thank you for your post.

  • yay thank u

  • More like pissing pandas?!?!

  • he does Kung fu ?

  • panda's do not respect trees

  • i feel bad for those trees :(

  • Hahahaha This is the Facebook for bears... Went to BambooBucks and had a Frappucino

  • I just wanted to c a panda...

  • What in the hell did I just watch?

  • cute pandas have real ugly assholes

  • 2:10 3rd degree burns to the asshole

  • we dont want to see close up of pandas shit

  • we

  • i though only kung ku fanda cand do that

  • looks like he fucking the tree just saying 3:09

  • Panda : men my ass itchess

    well if it itches rub your ass against tress!

  • DOes he bite ? haha

  • The male that pies the highest wins.... no shit your exstinct

  • hey his shit looks just like myne!!

  • dude is pablo!!

  • omfg kungfu panda is alive xD :)

  • "Graphic proof of the inefficiencies of the pandas digestive system" xD

  • okay, i didn't come here to watch a panda shit and piss...

    i mean seriously i was eating!! D':

  • First of all Giant Panda bear,Second of all does a handstand that's too much in one video you guys!

  • disturbing

  • @kerrylouisehall1991 I see what parts are disturbing to you, the panda rubbing it's ass on the tree but it natural for them. I feel your pain :(