that does NOT count as a hand stand. fuck you panda. you peeled 3 minutes of my life away just so i watch you defecate and pee on trees. i sware to god i used to love pandas and now i hate you. get aids and die
The panda is exactly like a man, no class, no manners, dirty and Walks around leaving his shit behind lol. Ok men, don't get angry and reply barking like a dog.
@vanhelsin328 me too. i totally got blown and intended to listen to musician Panda Bear, instead i too am stoned and watching a panda piss and shit on stuff
@brendan12303 You are common to humanity so we would not be impressed. But if a Panda saw you rubbing your asshole on a bamboo bush they would be fascinated and perhaps join you.
@idontfkinknow1234 That's kinda like saying dogs should become extinct. Besides leaving hateful comments like that is completely unnecessary. Your just another person creating a new chain of hatred.
@AtreyuSynestesia94 LOL.. What good are pandas? They don't even have a role in the ecosystem, they are so useless they can't even digest food or have sex.. They don't deserve to survive..
@idontfkinknow1234 what good are humans in the ecosystem we're destroying it little by little..pandas are consumers just like us so they deserve to be here.
@fit2bboss Humans have no problem digesting food breeding and thriving successfully, unlike the useless pandas. As for the damage we do to the environment, don't worry about it. As soon as humans go extinct the earth will regenerate itself within a couple of thousand years, and it'll live out the rest of it's billions of years in peace until it eventually gets swallowed up by our sun. Humans can't destroy the earth.
"It rubs its genitalia against the tree because blah blah blah..."
Or it could just be scratching its balls cause its itchy loljks. I love how the one who pees the highest is the dominant one...Kinda like human males, except the supposedly "dominant" one is measured by the length of their dick. Pandas rock.
May i ask, How does a person come by the information of how long a sent stays on a tree? "Ehh Roger, Your on sniffing patrol. Dont forget to write down your times." Just a question. (and comment supposed to be a brittish accent)
"Hey Jerry, come look at this!" "What dude?" "I beat your record." "No f**king way!!!" "Yeah man, it's a good bamboo segment or two higher!" "Dude, I've got to see that!" "Actually, I've been meaning to ask you about that on the subject of seeing" "'bout what?" "Well, I think there is some weird animal following me?" "Mate, there are loads of animals in the woods" "Dude, I'm serious, he watched me piss like 5 times and messed around with my crap!" "Could it piss higher than you?" =P
since the pandas only eat things from trees one day if we exterminated trees from the world use their crap throw it all over the world and it will keep air fresh :)
i bet god was stoned when he made the panda
101maxplayer 1 day ago
what a cool animal lol
SpaceAgeHazy 1 day ago
Hold on hold on hold on.
2:25
Did that Panda just pick it's nose?
SailorTaurus 4 days ago
that does NOT count as a hand stand. fuck you panda. you peeled 3 minutes of my life away just so i watch you defecate and pee on trees. i sware to god i used to love pandas and now i hate you. get aids and die
mrcrunchyapplepops 6 days ago
Dear poorly paid chinese zoo keepers I will pay $10.00 american dollars to BLOW one away call me !!!
Thetinfoilhatguy 1 week ago
I think that was the not so cute side of the pandas that cannot be unseen.
caninemanagement 1 week ago
Mr Panda looks tired
187RailroadBull 1 week ago
the man who pees the highest wins!
norumorImnumerouno 2 weeks ago
I've always wondered what panda shit looks like.....
Not
megssmith 2 weeks ago
Kung fu panda say weeaahhhhht?
k1ngd0mh34rts1 2 weeks ago
dumbasses like you only because of your design :/ sorry panda
Puppiesrcool234 2 weeks ago
The male that pees the highest wins lol.
MrMrFre3ak 2 weeks ago
3:08 is how i air hump :)
iDanGaLaNgEBiG 2 weeks ago
I would love to turn one into a rug
drewfuss52 3 weeks ago
This has totally changed my perspective on pandas....
TheOnlyRealSteven 3 weeks ago
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mouthyweasel 3 weeks ago
i love how he just talks about panda a panda taking shit and a piss on a tree like its some great amazing thing
absintheacid 3 weeks ago 2
2:24 he definitely just picked his nose xD
xxNeonMusicFreakxx 3 weeks ago
pandas would be a messy fuckin pet pissin all the time and rubbin his ass on all ur stuff
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don't be racist guys. be like the panda, they're black, white and asian
jonahdf 3 weeks ago
The panda is exactly like a man, no class, no manners, dirty and Walks around leaving his shit behind lol. Ok men, don't get angry and reply barking like a dog.
diracfermion 1 month ago
@diracfermion hahah yea you're real classy talking crap about us. I think you fit into your description of us
daniellowe09 4 weeks ago
panda: IMA WIPE MI ASS ON DIS TREE CUZ IM A BOSS! IMMA PISS ON THIS TREE CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUKKK!!!!
sheilajanae123 1 month ago
Everythings just black and white with them pandas
zacstop 1 month ago
that's the origin of the avacado
DemonVermin 1 month ago
dma if we humans did that most woman wud smell like shit
jokerhong123 1 month ago
SNOT! xD
ErzaxFairytail 1 month ago
i just had a thought, im stoned and its 4am and im watching a panda rub its ass on a tree...
vanhelsin328 1 month ago 6
@vanhelsin328 yep, pretty gay.
zigzag789789 1 month ago
@vanhelsin328 me too. i totally got blown and intended to listen to musician Panda Bear, instead i too am stoned and watching a panda piss and shit on stuff
thedarkesthole 1 month ago
i like how they pee
litojonny 1 month ago
Golden shower at 3:40 !!!
wongnelsonns 1 month ago
I could do a Handstand.. but I don't wanna..
ScarkProductions 1 month ago
Okay I don't to sound dumb but I seriously did not think that pandas had a tail before I saw this video or at least not that long anyways
kiwipanda210 1 month ago
dear god....
.
what happen to the little cute plush toy baby panda i saw 5 seconds ago?
TheMhn5 1 month ago
the real kung-fu panda
Jeet27 1 month ago
extraordinary indeed..
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love the ending at 3:40 when he pisses on the tree then kicks himself off the tree so he dont walk through his own piss lol
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markyyyyyyyy321 1 month ago
highest pisser wins ..O_O ...i have been only in farthest pissing competition ... U_U
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brittniesierra 1 month ago
Gotta love the good'ole pissing contest!
Xrobx6000X 2 months ago
Its the new planking
t6yz 2 months ago
Peeing like a boss
jenimorales 2 months ago
@theDeckisStacked how do you know? maybe i'm overweight and im freaking adorable! You can't explain that!
brendan12303 2 months ago
Watching with my 5 year and thought it would be cute not all poop!
mnmbolinger 2 months ago
hahaahha freakin awesome pandas have pissing contests =D
tcturtle89 2 months ago
IKR!!! I just skipped to 2:56 he poops GOLD!!!!!
debbiedoesraw 2 months ago
LOL
PnoyBoi4Ever 2 months ago
2:10 "Eat this shit baby!!"
TheUnlimitedSmiles 2 months ago
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TheUnlimitedSmiles 2 months ago
cute
mrbigbang133 2 months ago
Challenge pissing!
sn0w99 3 months ago
Is it just me or does his poop look like avacados
sammydelbert 3 months ago 4
@sammydelbert LMAO i thought the same
PeaceOfTruth 2 months ago
He missed at the end
Jackknife312 3 months ago
He leaves another kind of message... *PLOP* too funny..
Jackknife312 3 months ago
PANDERAN MONK!
Leddazepelin 3 months ago 11
/watch?v=kzqT0Zr6bPc
kitkatsweetie15 3 months ago
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And to think that thing is going to know Kung-Fu and become the dragon warrior.
AwesomeFace42 3 months ago
well then THIS MEANS I WIN!! lol
drasislotharian 3 months ago
What the fuck?
JOphoto12 3 months ago
2:57 why does his poo look like highlighter fluid?
grip31gangsta 3 months ago
skip to 3:12 i you wanna see a so called handstand
kiley288 3 months ago 2
kung poo panda
british123able 3 months ago
do they leave pheromones in their wee?
stottieC 3 months ago
lol funny
npadul30 3 months ago
great method of passing urine panda!!!!!!!!
moreheavensha 3 months ago
Ew, I didn't need to see his booty! This is really weird, lol.
CrimsonOkami 3 months ago
I wish I could rub my ass on a tree to "leave my scent" and be considered extrodinary.
brendan12303 4 months ago 83
@brendan12303 lol
MrSouthphillyitalian 1 month ago
@brendan12303 You are common to humanity so we would not be impressed. But if a Panda saw you rubbing your asshole on a bamboo bush they would be fascinated and perhaps join you.
To the Panda you may just be extraordinary.
Celebrity729 1 month ago
watch my video of a panda doing exactly that
degujimmy 4 weeks ago
@brendan12303 but you can do that i have put my trust in you!
bogdanbocaful 4 days ago
@bogdanbocaful Thanks :3
brendan12303 4 days ago
@brendan12303 Dude, you are my hero, LOL!
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"Pandas inhabit a perfumed world." haha I love Attenborough
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ameliaparvaneh 4 months ago
That panda just shat an avocado. BOSS.
tinylittlesun 4 months ago
How many pandas are there like ten?
CheekyVimto08 4 months ago
I'd be more impressed if David Attenborough did the handstand.
MINDxWORM 4 months ago
this is pretty much my daily routine too.
drewsky684 4 months ago
The panda poops out gold at 2:56 !!!!
pitobrain 4 months ago 43
It's Kung fu Panda
ddawn54 4 months ago
Like a boss.
DjElectronz 4 months ago
This is exactly how my friends and I compete for girls... we've been on a bit of a dry streak...
microwave103 4 months ago 2
The male that pees the highest wins....
LIKE A BOSS!!
CanMC 4 months ago
Excuse my ignorance in this matter, but is a giant panda bear different from a regular/normal size panda?
muse001 4 months ago
ooohh...... VERY CUTE !
snelenele 4 months ago
Wow, male pandas are disgusting lol! Very interesting though
neogalahad 4 months ago
3:26 for handstannd
Th3Numb3r9 4 months ago
press 6 for pole danceing
ROLLTIDEinBAMA 4 months ago 2
press 8 for my moms cooking
ROLLTIDEinBAMA 4 months ago
cute
cookiedough377 4 months ago
2:54 he poop
danieluyanguren 5 months ago
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danieluyanguren 5 months ago
omg so if i go to the forest and randomly lean on a tree, that means I'm probably touching the remains of a panda's poop? =S ohh maaan!
th4n4t0s25 5 months ago
Good handstand
silverskullrocker 5 months ago
i was looking for giant panda...the hip-hop group lol
retro9Anime 5 months ago
Press 5 for Panda-gasm.
LineDancer97 5 months ago
press 6 if you want to see some panda ass
lightforces2 5 months ago
@idontfkinknow1234 That's kinda like saying dogs should become extinct. Besides leaving hateful comments like that is completely unnecessary. Your just another person creating a new chain of hatred.
xXD1MZXx 5 months ago
Panda's are fuckin ace
Minimalista362 5 months ago
2:11 The panda is now rubbing his ass against a tree. Let's zoom in on it so you can get a closer look.
o_o?
Nonalined 5 months ago
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Nonalined 5 months ago
so if u were to take some piss n splash it on the top of the tree, would pandas bow down to you?
rickyeguizabal 5 months ago
2:17 mmm thats gooood
bottederubbers 5 months ago
PANDAS AREN'T CUTE ANYMORE
pecul1arways 5 months ago
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raptorman120 5 months ago
I hope they become extinct soon.
idontfkinknow1234 5 months ago
@idontfkinknow1234 Your cruel
daneboealt 5 months ago
@idontfkinknow1234 i hope you and all the people that think like you to become exctinct... very very very soon. Please suicide and help my cause
AtreyuSynestesia94 5 months ago
@AtreyuSynestesia94 LOL.. What good are pandas? They don't even have a role in the ecosystem, they are so useless they can't even digest food or have sex.. They don't deserve to survive..
idontfkinknow1234 5 months ago
@idontfkinknow1234 asshole
LALAOMG29 5 months ago
@idontfkinknow1234 what good are humans in the ecosystem we're destroying it little by little..pandas are consumers just like us so they deserve to be here.
fit2bboss 5 months ago
@fit2bboss Humans have no problem digesting food breeding and thriving successfully, unlike the useless pandas. As for the damage we do to the environment, don't worry about it. As soon as humans go extinct the earth will regenerate itself within a couple of thousand years, and it'll live out the rest of it's billions of years in peace until it eventually gets swallowed up by our sun. Humans can't destroy the earth.
idontfkinknow1234 5 months ago
@idontfkinknow1234 pandas are not useless their retarded and funny and sometimes purple!!!:(
nightprowlerful 4 months ago
"It rubs its genitalia against the tree because blah blah blah..."
Or it could just be scratching its balls cause its itchy loljks. I love how the one who pees the highest is the dominant one...Kinda like human males, except the supposedly "dominant" one is measured by the length of their dick. Pandas rock.
ACLoveer 5 months ago
this awesome
TheStarcraft2n00b 5 months ago
no it pees non stop :x
xXLilLuDaXx 6 months ago
am i the only one who saw tht panda's poop yellow .. n then turned green .. :x
xXLilLuDaXx 6 months ago
Am I the only one who wonders... who/what is holding the camera... and where they are to get this footage?
Wulf064 6 months ago
its back legs look like little arms attatched to its butt :|
and it has a funny tail....its more like a flap..that looks a bit like a nappy
DollFacePookie 6 months ago
what a lame ass bear. pandas are like the worthless cousins that grizzlys and kodiaks dont want to associate with.
SampledMuffin 6 months ago
For such a beautiful creature who knew that pandas can be a little...disturbing...
Kairy96 6 months ago
@Kairy96 Right? Goddamn! lol
CrimsonOkami 3 months ago
everyone is so racist to people, i mean take pandas for instance, they're black and white and asian, and everybody loves them!
IamCreature1 6 months ago
that's cute. i want to pick the panda up and hug him! it was kind of gross though looking at a panda butt.
stefi4218 6 months ago
Even in nature it a freaking pissing contest
solarrocker 6 months ago
amazing! how does he learn to do that?
osirisman700 6 months ago
May i ask, How does a person come by the information of how long a sent stays on a tree? "Ehh Roger, Your on sniffing patrol. Dont forget to write down your times." Just a question. (and comment supposed to be a brittish accent)
WrathOspades 6 months ago
so cute
freakkreeper 6 months ago
Interesting and wonderful documentation that renders insight into Panda behavior and psychology...also applied to other animals such as dogs..
ThePie1588 6 months ago
HahahahahahahHahHa I pee higher than all of u
Bocaj8991 6 months ago
i just go peed on!!
ElleDeClerk 6 months ago
holy shit that looks like he drank a big gulp or something
thecoolkid4ever 6 months ago
bizarrefruit 6 months ago
Don't be raciest, pandas are black,white and asian
Bondjing143 6 months ago
kill it. skin it. eat it.
cuby1 6 months ago
いいすの映画はかわいいダはの映画かわいいはかわいいの映画
MarekxxlOli 6 months ago
i wonder how the pandas startet that.??
boggersen 6 months ago
i feel like peeing now
pedroaguiaromundo 6 months ago 21
pandas...... half black,half white,all asian
xXSiennaSkiesXx 6 months ago 87
@xXSiennaSkiesXx I've seen this comment before. no mean to troll if you're the original.
lemonofminecraft 4 months ago
@lemonofminecraft idk i haven't seen any other comments saying this.probably someone said this before me.
xXSiennaSkiesXx 4 months ago
@socker700 thats nasty D:
AttomicShockwave 6 months ago
lmao @ 0:58 xD
MizzJay31 6 months ago
Thats hilarious! I love Pandas now!
DrewjkArts 6 months ago
大好き!
この映画はすすめだ。
trackgamer 6 months ago
@trackgamer うん、パンダはかわいいです!^^ (That was sooo Google Translate!)
TomyHun 6 months ago
the people that disliked this vid well they must be blind!
godivanz 6 months ago
since the pandas only eat things from trees one day if we exterminated trees from the world use their crap throw it all over the world and it will keep air fresh :)
acesterman10 6 months ago
omg i love pandas
spielaleable 6 months ago
mmmmm, this is making me hungry for some slow roasted panda groin washed down with a pandacolada.....
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spielaleable 6 months ago
More like pissing pandas?!?!
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kung fu panda
monkeyboy123987 6 months ago
he does Kung fu ?
tshiuetin 6 months ago
panda's do not respect trees
acesterman10 6 months ago
i feel bad for those trees :(
acesterman10 6 months ago
Hahahaha This is the Facebook for bears... Went to BambooBucks and had a Frappucino
Xenophene01 6 months ago
I just wanted to c a panda...
jman0219 6 months ago
What in the hell did I just watch?
Sigglyx 6 months ago
cute pandas have real ugly assholes
carrat420 6 months ago 3
2:10 3rd degree burns to the asshole
tommyig5 6 months ago
we dont want to see close up of pandas shit
bringasalex 7 months ago
we
bringasalex 7 months ago
i though only kung ku fanda cand do that
danielcoloso 7 months ago
looks like he fucking the tree just saying 3:09
ghosboy 7 months ago
Panda : men my ass itchess
well if it itches rub your ass against tress!
MrAlexs888 7 months ago
DOes he bite ? haha
KathY9951 7 months ago
The male that pies the highest wins.... no shit your exstinct
FreeWeedForAll 7 months ago
hey his shit looks just like myne!!
supershott888 7 months ago
dude is pablo!!
kmacpatches 7 months ago
omfg kungfu panda is alive xD :)
CyberShotTVSports 7 months ago
"Graphic proof of the inefficiencies of the pandas digestive system" xD
ExtremeBogom 7 months ago 3
okay, i didn't come here to watch a panda shit and piss...
i mean seriously i was eating!! D':
ChocolateFace07 7 months ago 3
First of all Giant Panda bear,Second of all does a handstand that's too much in one video you guys!
xHeroxGxDealx 7 months ago
disturbing
kerrylouisehall1991 7 months ago
@kerrylouisehall1991 I see what parts are disturbing to you, the panda rubbing it's ass on the tree but it natural for them. I feel your pain :(
xHeroxGxDealx 7 months ago