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  • I wish that he was more like his character Screech.

  • this is screech, i keep thinking he's going to do something funny

  • It was more than his diet that sent his appearence nowhere.

  • I wonder what sadly lowball offer they gave him to do this

    -that website actually goes to i can't believe it's not butter. lol.

  • "being a celebrity can be tricky" haha, what a loser

  • Yeah you fkin loser now you're doing "I believe its not butter" smh ur life...

  • This. Is. Sad.

  • lmfao.. this is such a classic. xD

  • he's a pure SLOB and nothing more....well that and a washup!

  • Leave off the guy, he's just having fun. It's funnier than most of the shit they show nowadays.

  • @PandemicInfektion Oh yeah tell that to his fucking wife!

  • WTF...was this for??? Oh by the way...NOT FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST!

  • What a waste of space this dirtball is! I was hoping for Cletus to rip him a new asshole!

  • he is creepy, Ugly, not funny, needs a nose job like yesterday, needs his mommas tit still, plays with himself 24/7 he is not HEF, cries into the pillow every nite sucks his thumb or dic and has a blankie. but no woman. Yeah this is how I sum up this piece of shit.

  • What a piece of shit.

  • Just for the record I still fucking like Bo Pelini more then this peice of shit known as Dustin Diamond!

  • I think you all are missing the comedy in this sketch. He had a sex tape that got leaked. He is making fun of himself. It is actually pretty clever.

  • What the hell? Is this a real commercial?

  • Associating Dustin Diamond with any sort of food I think is a bad marketing idea.

  • hah ..

    I want to see more of this guy.

    He seems funnier judging from this 1 min video, than lots and lots of "top celebrity comedians"

  • Wait a goddamn minute. A shit moustache? Are you fucking serious? That is some BS right there. No pun intended. I guess that says a lot about ol' Dustin. He's a turd. Pun intended...

  • I watch porn but would never watch this dipshit dumb-ass do any girl. Even in his real life he's a goober. You need to change your style and cut that cro-magnen beard off your ugly ass face. Rock a goatee and get a fade son.

  • was this a real national commercial o did Dustin do this

  • @5020maine This had to be something done by him. Notice the references to sex. I don't think any respectable company in their right mind would hire him to be a spokesperson.

  • i just know this is going to give me nightmares

  • all i can say is hulk hogans celebrity wrestling screech vs bonaduce!

  • UGH makes wanna puke all over him!

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  • dustin diamond is a celebrity?

  • hes so jewish!

  • Thumbs up if you agree with me that this guy is an irascible prick.

  • i cant believe this is screech

    i fucked lisa and now hes on some crazy ego trip making a porno to get her attention and shit

  • ..............Yikes...........­........

  • I heard he's under investigation by the WI Atty General for fraud with that whole T-shirt rip off he did among several other things. He's a foul-mouthed bigot with delusions of grandeur and nothing more. A D-list actor on a C-list show does not a :"celebrity" make, a tiny bit of some kind of talent helps. OOPS! He failed another one!

  • i think dustin is a douche nowadays....I WANT THE OLD SCREECH BACK.......:)

  • @redrum6x3....LMAO!!!! ;-D

  • I never liked his hair.....

  • he was hilarious on celebrity fit club ever since he left that show got boring

  • hahah @ celebrity... this guy is a joke and needs to go away i don't know who is worse dusting diamond or Spencer Pratt

  • Is this guy Brent Spiner's (Data from Star Trek) son or what!?

  • Thank you Dustin Diamond! I'm such a fan! You're "performances" have gotten me through some tough times... in the toilet. You're my natural laxative. Every time I'm constipated, I watch your segments on SBTB or your stand up "comedy", and I instantly want to take a shit. My girlfriend loves you too! Watching your "performances" reminds her when she needs to douche. Ever think about being a spokesperson for Summer's Eve? Keep up the inspirational work!

  • @RedRum6x3 ahaha i literally lol'd....

  • that porno basically ended his career huh?

  • @bongboy6969 What career? Being a supporting cast member of a kiddy show 20 years ago?

  • @Marty933 Yeah, he was like the retard stepchild. You love the other kids, but have to tolerate him to be with the entire family...

  • Harder lol...

  • omg! was this a real commercial?!

  • that guy is a complete idiot and should be flushed completely

  • He has no integrity.

  • what a  L O S E R.............

  • @VaneRe10 yea a loser that has probably gotten a shit load more tail than you lol...

  • what a ...l O S E R with big L

  • He's such a knob

  • I couldnt believe what a twat he was. Reading his book at the moment. I mean, I in NO hell of a way find him or found him attractive. The amount of times he goes on about shagging all these girls even while he was on saved by the bell, its like who would want to have sex with him! its disgusting. Yes he was a good actor, very funny as screech but the good points stop there!

  • This faggot thinks he's the shit, except he's really ugly as dog shit, and a douchebag.

  • disgusting!

  • those werent even handcuffs. they were more like nazi shakles. and how heavy are they? noticed how he HAD to thrust his body up just to stand because all of that extra weight from the shakles lol.

  • This guy is a cock and saved by the bell was shite!!!!!!!

  • He needs to be punched in the stomach.

  • nah a punch to his face would be much more satisfying

  • He tries so hard to be funny and just isn't. And he thinks he is too thats the bad part. Kinda like the bad singers on American Idiol who think they can sing.

  • @ItchyGoomie hes plenty funny man.

  • @jmoney507

    Hey Dustin..I figured you would have a hidden Youtube page..No you are not funny

  • u talkin bout me, im not dustin.

  • @jmoney507

    Really?? I bet you have a Screech poster on your wall. Please tell me you didn't buy one of his t shirts.

  • 1, i dont do guys posters, 2, didnt know he had a shirt, 3, i dont want an argument, i just think hes funny. im entitled to my opinion just as much as u are

  • @jmoney507 Hes an arrogant man. Extremely bitter how his life has turned out. He needs help

  • he's trying to do that screech thing

  • @ nelsono415

    ........ Well then Screech has become more perverted than ever before.

  • dirty diamond fagggot

  • It kinda sucks that Dustin is such a dick. I used to always root for ol screech on SBTB haha. What happened to his dorky voice.

  • dustin your a faggot i hope your mother gets raped and murdered

  • That's really nice to say considering his mom died of cancer years ago you dumb fuck.

  • I have met this dude and BELIEVE ME HE IS A SEXIST DUMB PIG WHO THREW A FIT AT A SHOW I WAS AT BECAUSE SOME GIRL TURNED HIM DOWN..WHEN HE REPEATED KEPT TOUCHING HER AND DIDN'T STOP WHEN ASKED!!! He thinks he is God's gift or somthing when he is that cute..THEY CAST HIM AS THE GEEK FOR A REASON..He has had his 15 and he doesn't know what to do now..His jokes SUCK AS WELL AS HE DOES!! Which is pretty bad..lol

  • really?

  • an "unflattering shot of your body" could be anything from the neck up you asshole.

  • more like the feet up

  • I stand corrected johnnyreality...you're right.

  • Trust the Dust, LMFAO! I heard this cat lost his home to a severe cocaine addiction. Now he's doing stand up comedy. Go Screech!

  • I can't believe it's a commercial for I can't believe it's not butter

  • America is a strange place in the world. Thank god, she's going to disappear one day, sooner or later.

  • I'd like to kick this guy square in the nuts.

  • why does everyone hate screech so much

  • did you see him on celebrity fit club? he's an ass. It seems to me that 'saved by the bell' was his 15 minutes and he did'nt know what to do when it was over. like get another job or something. he's lazy and immature. a prime example 'don't let this happen to you'. I don't know if he had a cocaine addiction or not but if that rumor is true, it's just more reason to dislike him. And he lives right here in my home state of Wisconsin. We have enough losers Dustin....go to Illinois.

  • yes i saw him of fit club and he was the only one i liked on it all the other people were just shitty reality show losers he was basically saying reality shows suck by what he did and i totally agree with him i hated that military guy and the rest of the cast members sucked too he was the only one that made celebrity fit club worth watching otherwise i never would have watched it cuz reality shows suck ass dustin was awesome on that when he flips them off at the end after they scale him good man

  • @schultz970 You do know that all that Dustin drama on Celebrity Fit Club was an act that the producers wanted him to do for ratings, right? Reality shows, like much of television, is not as "real" as you would like to believe.

  • people don't hate screech, they hate dustin diamond.

    the biggest reason was because he had a huge "campaign" to raise money for him so he wouldn't lose his house. he sold t-shirts to people, who paid for it, but didn't receive them. he then admitted that he was not ever close to losing his house.

  • dirty sanchez

  • He's all part of the media/celebrity ying & yang experience.

    calm down people

  • I can't believe it's not butter just wasted their money getting this stupid douchebag to make a video for them.

  • i hope you read my post and kill your self you were nothing on saved by the bell but a nerdy kid that ruined the show just go kill your self you douche

  • I wish this guy would kill himself. He is such a douchebag the world would be better off without him

  • @ TheKickassdrummer

    If Dustin wasn't here, nobody would be able to mock him so SOOOO much.

  • you're an ass

  • fu bitch

  • this guy seems like a great contender for The Biggest Douche in the Universe award.

  • he is so gross and weird

  • seth rogan is a like a lot cooler version of him

  • I cant believe they got so many hacks to push their congealed oil spread -- I assumed all former child stars had blown their heads off in the 90's...

  • No matter what you say, their commercials have all been pretty much brilliant.

  • No wonder lark voorhies didn't like him so much.

  • Yeah being a celebrity can be tricky. Good thing we know he hasn't had to worry about that for the last 20 years.

  • @visualkei72 So about how many t.v shows or movies have you been in for the last 20 years? Look up his filmography. He has been in plenty of shows and movies. Your just releasing your misplaced rage on him because he isn't a big 'well known' actor.

  • All types off fat contains the same amounts of calories. Only difference is that "healthy fats" gives you less risk of heat dissease.

  • EPIC FAIL!

    I find so much glee in watching pathetic ex-"celebrities" (was he ever one) and their downward spirals. Hey, at least he did that sex tape. What a career move.

    This faggot is a tool.

  • Being a CELEBRITY can be tricky... especially when you aren't a celebrity at all.

  • That commercial was very unrealistic, especially the part where the bra landed on the lampshade. It would have been more realistic if Mr. Belding's skidmark-encrusted underwear had been thrown across the room and landed on the lampshade! I'm sure that Belding had his way with Diamond in that bed many times!

  • HAHAHAHA nice dude :)

  • this scumbag does a dirty sanchez in his sex tape what a sicko

  • what exactly is a dirty sanchez i've heard all sorts or weird and different shit

  • if you really wanna know its when you get who ever your having sex withs poo and put your finger in it then make a mustache out of it and continue to have sex with them

  • Giving somebody a shit mustache. I wish I didn't know that, and now you can wish that too.

  • ahah this peice of shit is in butter commercials

  • asshole diamond that fits him good

  • this product is shit an all i can get in South Korea. Now that I have seen this ad, i'd rather spread discharge on my toast.

  • Talk about rock bottom

  • at :31  that was soo screech, i dont care you're name is Dustin..your slave name be Screech!

  • dude you are a moron..

  • lol wtf?

  • I don't think I've ever wanted to punch someone in the face so badly...

  • i feel the same way this guy is beyond pathetic

  • Best video on youtube

  • HES A FUCKIN FAGGOT WHO SHOULD JUST DIE

  • he is so cool. glad he lost his geeky look. i love the beard!

  • he is full of cow sh*t!

  • he's easily one of the biggest losers out there. i'd give paris hilton more respect than this chump.

  • Can being a celebrity be tricky Dustin?... maybe... but we'd need a celebrity to comment...

  • haha :D

  • He should have a chin job.

  • HE IS ONE WIERD SICK SON OF A BITCH

  • Don't worry Dustin, the hookers don't care how fat you are.

  • Dustin Diamond????? WTF WTF WTF WTF WOW THATS SO STUPID LOL

  • he's... kind of a loser

  • @redatpct KINDA HE LIKE A BOB SAGET WANNABE EVEN BOB SAGET MAKE MORE THEN THIS GUY WITH HIS STAND UP

  • ahhahahahhha What a sell out ahahhahaha ridiculous...ahah wow

  • this guy is THE biggest douche on the planet. there should be his face in the dictionary right under the word douche!

  • hes a celebrity??

  • no... he isn't :P

  • good hes a total asshole

  • how is dustin an asshole

  • have you watched celebrity fit club

  • are you too dumb to realize reality shows are all scripted

  • and also he tried to scam people out of their money sayin he was losing his house

  • he was losing his house

  • and that makes him different then anyone else who loses a house

  • Director?

  • i cant belive your not gay

  • I'd be more embarrassed about selling out than I would being on a sex tape.

  • hes a funny voice

  • wasteman

  • what a fag

  • DUSTIN DIAMOND RULES!!!

  • screech is a lame

  • once you know him he's a really good guy and btw his acting skills are superb

  • Somebody's got Screech manlove.

  • 2 things: 1st i'm married and have 2 kids and 2nd I have to stand for sombody when there being treated unfairly for no reason

  • I'm glad you're married and have kids. Congrats. I just find it tough to believe that anyone would defend this Douchebag.We call him a douchebag because it's what he's made himself. Did you not hear of his Porn video and how he described it? or how the the little shit was threating to sue the guy on Celeb fit club? or the way he spoke in radio interviews? The dudes a douche because thats the way he likes it! He's a dick and should be treated as one. Sorry to bash your image of him.

  • First CFC was all scripted that crap was as real as proffesional wrestling and also you got to be more open minded. Right now he is co creator of Possibility Playground where he and a bunch of people build playgrounds for physically handicapped children

  • He did make himself look like a douche in most of what he did in the past on camera ...he enjoyed that.If he's changed, I'm glad. Maybe he figured that acting like an Ahole wasn't his forte' and being a human being was better.If thats the case than more power to him. I'll just wait and see. I guess I can't pound on him for giving back.Everyone deserves a second or third chance. EVERYONE. and he hasn't killed anyone besides his career anyway. Jeez you should have said that sooner.

  • why does everyone hate him

  • He's done a really good job of making himself one of the biggest jerks on TV.He talks crap and the second someone gave it back to him, he threatened to sue. He admitted that he liked people not liking him. He was being a pussy. Now he's trying really hard to change his public perception. That's a good career move. I saw him on a new show and he seemed a hella nicer. Whatever, who cares really.

  • Crap, now that you told me he's helping crippled kids...I feel bad...Dammit!

  • Who's house was he scutting?

  • I'm searching for this guy because I had a dream last night that he committed suicide.

  • it just pisses me off.......he is a geek...a dork...a smuck and he knows it and plays it up and pisses everbody off doing it.  If I could be in his face at this moment- he would have a full bottle of shit, put up his anal area!

  • Dont ever..EVER...insult a MARINE, like you did on that show DUSTIN. ThaT Insults every Marine in the US of A.

  • tlhlion he never threatend harvey he made a challenge to him and for the most part it was all staged

  • I'd love to be the first MARINE to kick his ass. He says he is a 3rd degree black belt-WHATEVER-Ever actually fight anybody Screech?  I dont think so! Do a front kick at my chest and I will spin you around and kick you in the but and send you home crying to your mommy, bitch.

  • he is an idiot...I grew up watching saved by the bell and its to bad somebody didnt "save his bell". This is probably all an act- a shot at reviving his career-not a good one- hell, Mark Gosler( spelling ) and Mario have all had great careers, but this kid is a punk and deserves to have a MARINE kick his ass.

  • He made a complete fool of himself on celebrity fit club. He's not even a "has been", he's a "never was" and "never will be" a celebrity, let alone an artist...

  • people like him are satans children born from fire

  • what a toad, he is the biggest loser I have ever seen. He sucks as an actor and is a waste of oxygen.

  • What do you mean he sucks as an actor he made a really convincing jerk on CFC