F*** old ladies & the Bus

[LindseyDarko]

I love your shirt, bahahahha XD

[CheneyTheDevil]

dude you're fuckin hilarious, do you do stand up? at all? because you should

[Andywarski]

@CheneyTheDevil yes sir

[LinkinParkLady007]

hahahahaha this is my fav video of all the time! XD

[awesomefrank1]

yo yu hilarious

[noxiousfetus]

HAHAHAHHA lol

[HALFxEATENxUMBRELLA]

LMAO !! :D

[LauraDink]

Hey Andy, you know what, this is the first video I watched of you! This one got me hooked!! <3

[LauraDink]

oh, and my birthday is July 18 btw, haha.

(poster)

[STFUMcKenzie]

My birthday is July 18th too! :D

[michaellewisjohn2]

changed from 3 bingo nights too 2 bingo nights LOL

[drankulo]

You gave me the bigest laught of the day .... two bingo nights... lol. Hell I'll suscribe.

[GangsterGurl786]

NO GO BURN FIRST nd THEN GOBBLE THAT UP! :D you noe that sounds like an Awesome idea! ;)

[wtfandrea]

LOL aw she's just old lol

[foxracing500r]

This dude has got to be stoned

[minhmeo1209]

What is "Bingo nights" agian?

It sound funny HAhahahah

[Tyco200]

LOLS!! Reminds me of my weekly cruise which I just got back from..This old lady bare foot would go up and down on the elevator randomly looking at ppl as if she was about to murder em 0,0 scarry 0,0

[UndoubteblyT]

One question: How high?

[joeypill7]

jaja this is fuking halirous man i just started washing ur vids there fukin funny lol....u gotta add me man...... jaja when i say why the fuk r u hittin the button jaja thats so funny

[DagenhamRejectsTV]

me lol why di u get rid of your gap its looks way cooler

[Ness8925]

"Fuck old ladies." Hahahahhaa. Oh man.

[QuikSkiL]

rofl me xD

[david5076]

who else came to this vid to see his gap :P

[Did1tF0rTh3Lulz]

Me lol

[AutumnNatashaCole]

Haha, me. :)

[SamyAragonTV]

HAhahahA ME!

[yousefamar]

haha I thought I'd be the only one who came here for his gap. xD

[cheezymouse297]

mee

[danny899]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu­cking delicious

[FriendlyC0w]

nice tooth gap fagggg!

jk <3

[cutiepie6923angelbab]

lmfao for real!!!!! went from 3 bingo nights to 2. . .and she went crazy!! lol

[syhr2992]

hahahaha fuking hillarious!!!! hahah 3 bingo nights to 2 bahahah cracked me up!!!!!

[HaylyeXO]

ahah "stay at home"

[PS3joecheatle]

omfg that was so funny "why the fuck are u on the bus!?!"

[tdot4l]

LOL...she escaped from the retirement home..

[MeaningOfLiife]

ahahahhahahahahhaah

[VIsForVeech]

lmao changed the bingo night xD i hate old ppl too. this one old lady told me stop wearing tight pants bcuz it makes the boys want to fuck.................excuse me old bi0tch? your jus mad cuz if u wear tight pants it'll look like your legs are made of a collage of different types of fish.

[IzBiggz]

lol ... wanna fuck ahahahhah

[TheFutureDegenerate]

lmao! that was great!

[neoContraVo]

Dis'n on the Grannys..........lol

[don114]

lmao good shiet

[killTheExplorer]

yaaaaaaaaaa pizza pizza!!!

[trailrider125]

haha 3 bingo nights to 2

[jonasjutsu]

lol stupid old lady.

and whoa man you said thompson road. i know that road. if it's in ontario that is. O:

[bcs6400]

u have an awesome old lady voice XD

[pkingmager67]

haha nice bro all old ppl are like that and i fucking hate it!

[cadyfoshizz]

hahahahahahahahaha..

thats awsome

[alexdeamaral]

hehe nice shirt, from spencers?

[MisterMD00]

lol

[cuddlesthetootsypop]

Andy if you think that's bad, my nana was so bad that we had to send search parties out for her twice or three times a week. Once we found her in a pub, she'd been sitting in there watching tv for two hours... honesly I wish they had GPS necklases or something to give her.

[greyskirt]

I have to take the bus two times every day for half an hour...and that sucks

You know what I hate the most about it...not old ladys, BUT little brats who kick the seat in front of them all the time even if you are SITTING ON IT. Or they talk as loud as they possibly can about the stupidest things at 6:30 in the morning...I´m even getting pissed now XD

[Siomonte]

hell 5 times?

omg, next time take a gun with you :D

[SicKxDiSeaSeD]

Fuck old ladies!

lol.

[mandess12345]

to good!!

[Andywarski]

thanks :D

[TheEndingDay]

Andy, Pizza Pizza sucks.

I need to bring you to a little hidden place in between Cawthra and Hurontario, in a secret plaza only accessable through some random fucking street off of Hurontario, visible only from the GO train passing through.

And LOL. You had me at Bingo.

I used to help run said Bingo at an old folks home in Park Royal, and dear God, your impression sounded like half the players there.

[Andywarski]

NIce! we gotta go fo sho

[minhmeo1209]

LOL

What's Bingo nights

It sounds cool though

Nice story LOL

[muncheethunder]

lol. You DO sound kinda drunk. And you can hear the accent too. lol. Oh and by the way, you say fuck/fucking like ten times. lol.

[phrozenscore]

you should add "literally" at the end. :)

[DeltaPhi80]

No offense but you sound drunk. a LOT.

[hershey303]

wow I can really hear that canadian accent, eh?

[PyroFiend94]

lol this shit is sooooooo great ur amazing man keep it up

[LoVeisWaR96]

Hahaha((:

Lovedd it. Keep doing this.

[snowmanbutt]

ahhahaha wow

[chickkaaxD]

haha your funny.

and i like that you have a Dark Knight poster xD

[JoeM2000]

LOL! I like the retirement home theory!

[foursevens7777]

yes

[ToniChestnutKnows]

I hate when dirty smelly old men sit in the seat directly in front of me and I can smell their stank. ew. or when stinky old me sit in the seat directly behind me and I can feel their coughs move my hair.

taking the bus is nasty.

[DownzBDancN1]

yes, more rant vidoes

[BFMKsE]

Your funny. Very funny. you need more subscribers. Honestly. You're 10x funnier than swiftkaratechop or any of those guys. You and FLufee=epic win

[Andywarski]

thanks :D feels good to hear that

[TheCkingthes]

I dont know about you, but where i live( not to far from missisagua) they cancelled the school busing system, forcing use to get driven or use the public yrt. Now im out 75$ a month :/. Not to mention a hell lotta old ladies on the bus both ways, and overcrowding

[Andywarski]

Damn that sucks :(

[JuiceInMyBox]

If Anyone Would Enjoy An Invite To Lockerz ( its a site that you earn points and win FREE products ) Please PM Me

[rin0015]

dude i swear u live near me. when u vlogged old style outside i recognize the area and thompson street is where my school is. even the areas u film skits at...weird

[ChampChong]

this story was so damn funny. i have a similar experience lol. like a really crazy moment. if you look through my videos and go way down to MODERN WARFARE 2 RIOT!!! or something like that you can hear my story. it is way longer than yours but i like yours because it had a lot of character and you are heaps funny!

[KeyrTard]

haha.....dude ur hot.

&& funny!!

[SpatulaErotica]

its good to know there is other people with the HATRED for the bus that I have but i dont even get an option i dont have a car so i have to take 2 busses to get to and from school. PLUS imbetween those I have to wait at a bus station thats always ful of crackheads and general low lifes. I have been mugged there TWICE in just this last year. Then on my way home there is always people getting off from this fish factory and they make the bus smell like rotten old fish.

[SpatulaErotica]

and on top of that on a hot summer day the bus is hot from both the sun and the people jammed onto the bus like a sardine can so it smells like a rotten on fish that was left out in the sun and puked on. It wouldnt surprize me if someone actually had puked on the bus earlier. I dont know why people find the need to spread their bodily fluids all over the bus.

[Andywarski]

Damn man, mugged twice. You should carry some pepper spray or something

[SpatulaErotica]

yea lol only one of them one was actually bad the other one i met these guys and they started talking to me and they offered to smoke some weed with me they seemed pretty cool so we went into this forest thing and they smoked a bunch of weed with me then out of nowhere they asked me to empty out my bag and pockets so i kinda had to there was like 6 of them and one had a nunchuck. All they got were a hardly working mp3 player headphones that didnt work in one ear and some school supplies

[Hible07]

fucking old ladies eh?

[Andywarski]

Damn straight

[Volgin93]

Lol, too true XD

[reymusthearu]

lmfao, hilarious. I hate the bus too.

[Andywarski]

haha thanks buddy

[wogstadude]

lmao thats nothing man, the bus in my area is completely fucked up, like a group in the area next to me they just fucking bricked the bus everytime it would pass by like crazy. They would need a brand new bus. It would get that fucked up. It got that bad they dont even let any bus go through that area anymore

[Andywarski]

holy shit thats intense lol

[Ferrilove]

hahahahah, so funny

[Andywarski]

thanks :D

[brown996]

lol i hate hate them... i stoped using public trasportation cause of old farts... Not just that they run like gazzel when there is a sit open, and when im sitting some where they must crawl to me and: "young boy, can you plz stand up for your feet doesn't hurt like mine" and then you see that bigfoot feet full of broken venes -.- and their smell, thats just /puke. i really stopped.

[Andywarski]

eww lol

[chrismarshall1950]

hahaha great russian accent

[Andywarski]

thanks :D

[MigDanskeren]

I know what you mean, I hate the buss too.

Please show some respect for the elderly though.

[Andywarski]

JESUS it was a joke.

[mattzeepimp5]

Douche

[TheAntman20]

Fuck old ladies???....no thanks i'll stick to fucking young ladies, and milfs :)

[recco84]

it's soo... fucking funny

[Couto10292]

man, that was the fuckin best, laughed the whole time 10 out of fucking 5

[eventide925]

*Fallz ovah Laughin'" OMG! And people say I rant! You [/WIN] teh internets!

5/5 and favorited!

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

wait until you get old people will be saying fuck this old fart Andy! =p This video brought back memories as I haven't been on a bus for like 11 years now.

[impols]

hahahahahahahahahahaha WAIT wat bout ur nana?

[stunod4lyf]

andy my little sis signed in on her account and i forgot the password to my old one so excuse the gay username. however you're the shit i love every one of your videos. much props to you you're hilarious and need to be making money for this

[LucidSpore]

Hah yeah man i hate the bus, soo dirty , you see like black crust from something that was wet , then its all dirty cause all the dead skin from everyone all day going too and fro, Lol it could have been such a better idea , or its just because people are gross and dont give a fuck about something they dont own. Its sad but none the less hella funny vid, oh and whats on your tv? those 2 things

[omgcamlolz]

i love this. and your hat. and your poster

and pizza

[SeifTheBlood]

A bit harsh to say fuck old ladies, but this was funny shit :) I feel you. I used to always be on the bus in Montreal, god I hated that.

[nealvu]

nawhh mannn fuck old ladies x D

[Studzey]

LMFAO

[ifone77]

weeerddd lol i also laugh at myself cuz of the retarted shit i doo...i couldve posted this comment on the comment tht i posted b4 but i couldnt find it lol...btw great vids rllyyy funnyyy

[AnonimosArtist]

I have the same hat as you!

[Andywarski]

sweet!

[iAmTheComputerNerd01]

lmao lmao lmao i luv u Andy!!

[MrWankler]

funniest video! haha i totally agree,

[cherryisastar]

lmao this just completed mi day =)

[Andywarski]

so your going to bed now? lulZ

[xxKursteexx]

I miss these vlog-type-videos. You're much more funny when you're talking directly to me, and not acting.

And seeing that pizza makes me want some. SHARE PLEASE.

[MsSpanky8]

My "favourite" bus moment was when I finally managed to sit down with a lot of stuff that I was carrying, and then an old lady with bags filled with lettuce and with a walking stick just started poking my feet with the stick. I though it was an accident cause she wasn't speaking or looking in my direction at first, but then she started REALLY poking, full force. Geesh. They always say you should pay respect to the older people... It would help if they didn't act like a wrinkled version of kids.

[Andywarski]

LMAO! Thats where a little something called the bitch slap comes in.

[MsSpanky8]

Haha! I let her take my place, but mainly because I feared she would start falling apart if I touched her, or even just spoke to her in a mean manner. Don't you just hate how mean old people get every wish of theirs respected cause they look like they're made of thinnest transparent porcelain?

[Chaotic641]

probably alzheimer's :S

[Newmicon]

Damn, moved away from Ontario, miss Pizza Pizza, best dipping sauce

[freeofgreed]

LMFAO, it's been a while since you done one of these, you need to do more. Your rants were the reason I subbed.

[llllJakubllll]

Probably your best vid.

[anovirno]

hahahahahahahaha, damn you fuckin funny

[godshiva]

I'm real happy for ya, and Imma let you finish, but TheAmazingAtheist has one of the greatest rants of all time!

[Buddyzing21]

I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but I'm pretty sure this video was better ;p

[terrence0258]

Beats the hell out of fucking old men.

[jokerjln]

ur so fucking hilarious!!!!

[Elite9nine]

mmmm pizza sounds good today

[myRAWnerve]

amazing rant and damn Comments and Ratings Flying!

great vid andy

[mapleloaf67]

nice rant

[Andywarski]

Ahhhh that makes sense now lol

[chimpvanze]

Andy, have you ever seen HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?

I'm sorry, I can't relate to this rant. I don't take the bus. I bet it's hard to imagine a young Floridian not being able to relate to this though, eh? I think Florida is America's broken condom.

[Andywarski]

Oh Curb your Enthusiasm is an awesome show! soo funny. O tru, but you can just imagine how annoying it would be lol

[chimpvanze]

I asked because your crack about there being less bingo nights made me think of the "Banzaii Bingo" where Larry gets into trouble at the nursing home. I suppose the old lady abusing the system would be annoying, but give people who're senile a break, or Charlton Heston will rise from the grave with a .22 and tear up all who oppose.

[Andywarski]

OOO cuz we got woodbridge in Canada to lol, sorry.

[tarnishedmercury]

i one had a guy try to show me his junk on a bus.

the old lady thing would probably piss me off even more than that

also can i has ur pizza?

[Andywarski]

that was yesterday so its gone :(

[1000bcastro]

stupid lady

[Andywarski]

I love you to

[LanituastaFilm]

Another score. Hey make sure to always keep it edgy, that way more people will get offended and your popularity will rise >:D Plus it's funny when people get all fired up about stuff.

[JAISE1994]

your bringing back shinanigans

[OneProduktionFilm]

The Metro in the bay isn't that bad, but I would smack that old lady or get off the bus and take a taxi. Cuz really that shit's just annoying, Blame me for hating old people... cuz I Hate them sooo much..

[chimpvanze]

@OneProduktion:

Way to be a bitch. No one thinks you're cool because you can't spell "because" or saying that you would smack an old lady. That's fucking assault and you'll get taken down by the police if you're dumb enough to do that.

[chimpvanze]

Alright, that's funny.

[OneProduktionFilm]

I'm not serious. I wouldn't actually hit an old person, without being in a car ;). ohhh and this is just becuz. :D

[IDontEditMyVideos]

I'm in woodbridge, don't make shit up please.

[Andywarski]

well we got a woodbridge in Ontario

[IDontEditMyVideos]

And that's where I live.

[youdoworkson]

wow their andy every one gets old, what goes around comes around

[jboppsx22]

you forgot the peace sign but i dont thin it would have been appropriate anyways

[Andywarski]

DAMN it. next time ? :D

[Chaoticentertainment]

lol ur hilarious man xD

ranting always fun :D

[Andywarski]

no way. I'm pretty sure u guys got pizza pizza

[chargers702]

why do they always have like a little white plastic table in the middle of the pizza or watever it is???????? hehe

[Andywarski]

LMAO i KNOW. I think it's to keep the pizza from touching the top of the box incase it flips over.

[Ogerking]

so it doesnt crush the pizza and get the cheese and shit everywhere

[princessmononoke18]

lmao "its a piece of shit" i don't know why that set me off but your fucking hilarious man xD

[ifone77]

lmaooo the parkinsons thing was kinda fuked up but the rest hahahah lmaooooo tht was funnnyy tht actually happened to me today but some 5th grader..........who was jumping around pulling and touching everything and evrybody he saw

[Andywarski]

yeah the parkinsons thing was messed up but I think ppl get to offended easily and have to laugh at themselves. Believe me, I laugh at myself everyday

[kangryh]

LMAO!!!!!! yo you are hilarious!! hahaha but i kinda feel bad though for laughing at this what of she has some kind of illness u know....but still you are funny lol :P

[Andywarski]

from pizza pizza, it was awesome!

[copperdog10]

ahh now i want pizza.. and you looked really high doing this haha witch is fine just saying you were either high or really tired :P

[Andywarski]

nah, i wasn't high but I did just wake up from a nap lol

[copperdog10]

Ahh i see. you still doing that lucid dreaming thing? i've been trying it but cant get it that well.

[Andywarski]

yes I am and I will be making a video about it very soon

[copperdog10]

Sweet i can't wait for it

[iqbal2009]

dude what bus was it i bet it was the 1 or 1C

[Andywarski]

HAHA fuck it was the 1C

[derrickisbaked]

i got that cock shirt for my friends birthday and his moms from columbia so wen she saw it she said, and i quote "we dont have a rooster derrick" and then i explained it to her and she hit me, good times

[Andywarski]

haha nice. yeah its a humorous shirt. My dad saw it this morning actually and laughed.

[Carlwarski]

Andy Imma tell yo nana about that shit!

[Andywarski]

HAha. SHHHHH Carl don't give out ne hints ;)

[xbox360ispwn]

ha what an amazing rant LOL

[Gamestoper007]

hahaha 5 stars

[adigitalb]

LMFAO this is amazing

[Pure5Productz]

lolollololo

[sirmixemup]

hahaha all I can do is laugh

[Getaro]

Old ladys REALLY should stay where they're hiding.

Geez!

They always have the excuse between their thrid teeth "young man, you should be friendly to an old lady like me".. well fuck that! If they are unfriendly I do all the people around a favor and piss them off.

Sorry, but being old isn't an excuse.

And if they're like you said, not able to do simple things like taking a bus, the REALLY should stay in their tomb.

geez.

Sorry, but that's just my opinion, maybe you understand andy

[sk8rkid25]

the bus is fuckin retarded...

100% aggreing with you lol

[towlie94]

dont you just love the word fuck, isnt it fucking great