Wheatus - Punk Ass Bitch

[napecoraro21]

YOU HONOR UNCCLLLEEEEE!!!!!! with this song ;D

[Lynchology101]

I had absolutely no idea this version even existed that's pretty damn gnarly I gotta say!!

[SuperCrunchIt]

Jackie Chan.. The only even match for Chuck Norris.

[napecoraro21]

@SuperCrunchIt well him and Bruce Lee, well i guess not an "even" match, Bruce is dead........but he whooped Norris in his movie! and thats all that counts

[Ru95M]

i wish it wasnt the theme song for a kids tv show cuz its actually a good song..

[patrimacc]

i love how the song name for the ending of a childrens show is called punk ass bitch

[Fangokid95]

Jackie! One More Thing! :)

[pokeblader82]

the Jackie Chan part is written by Jackie Chan and friends .the punk a*s B**ch part is by the dark hand(A.K.A the bad guys in the show.) love the fricken show! i demand MORE SEASONS! THUMBS THIS UP SO IT CAN BE TOP COMMENT! MORE JACKIE CHAN FANS!

[awsd211]

Nearing 2012 and I still love JCA

[Redeye1524]

I used to love this show, I wish they made a full version of the Jackie Chan Theme

[halflifemasta]

thats right. he always does pull some bs and does it somehow

[jd9547]

I Nostalgia'd

[CanadianSabre]

so wait... i type in "punk ass bitch" and i get the theme song for a cartoon show?

[TheWolverineiscool]

fun carefree song! i listen to song and i get the feeling i dont give a shit abt anything, just enjoy life dude! its short and just go along with it and get as much as fun as possible!

[TheWolverineiscool]

total awesomeness!

[MrAltereg0]

the show is on netflix instant if any of you want to re-watch it

[TheVegeta391]

It was the outro in Jacke Chan Adventers - the animated series, unfortunately anly in the 1st season... I miss this cartoon.

[ram8704]

Wow I love this song even more now. Never new the original was so adult. :)

[Spike294]

@ram8704 Well actually, the theme at the beginning was all that was written for the show, as far as I know. The band they hired to do it- Wheatus- did it like their "Punk A** B***", only even better, because it's about Jackie Chan!

[AryettaLynn]

i love how they changed the title on the episode to make it appropriate for little kids :)

[drew8390]

dude im 21 and JCA still kicks ass haha

[SoraXRoxas123]

ONE M0:00RE THING

[ScathingSarcasm]

<3 bring it back!!!



[ninjagaidenfreak08]

I DEMAND THIS SHOW BE BROUGHT BACK WITH NEW EPS

[animestein]

Why is "And I'm a Mormon" in the suggestions area for a song called punk ass bitch????

[BrownBroTv]

He definitely said "shit-ass". What a scrub.

[nozomi832]

are they allowed to call jackie chan a punk assed bitch?

[DamnThatOtakuRETURN]

@nozomi832 separate songs buddy

[cheesesniffer100]

5 dark hand people hate this song

[varrio1234]

this show ismon Crackle on the ps3 browser ;)

[AryettaLynn]

i watched Jackie Chan Adventures all day on netflix today. i miss it :(

[church152000]

they need to make a longer version lol

[animefan809]

hmm i cant see the the differences can you? lol jk

[animestein]

Of course they changed the lyrics to this song. Jakie Chan was in the same room. Who would refuse him unless they are friends to chuck noris

[xdankboi420x]

@animestein  lol

[gremlyn2504]

i was so confused for the first 30 seconds

[smashkote]

Jackie Chan is NOT a punk as bitch!!!

[300589389]

Man the lyrics of this song are catchy! ''Never gets a chance to-- He's searching for the talisman and racing down the Dark Hand. He'll win with just his hands. Yeah, you know Chan's got a plan. He never can be beat always landing on his feet. Protects his Uncle and niece from Shadowkhan and deadbeats. Yet he would rather laugh than fight. It's wrong or right? You gotta like him! Jackie Chan! Where's the talisman? You got to find it now You always do somehow!'' I'm 17 and I still love JCA!

[TheZhayne]

@300589389 : Thank you. For some reason, I've never been able to make out the 'from Shadowkhan and deadbeats' line. Been wondering what he was saying for years!

[FeatherWings78]

@300589389 Same here.

[Spike294]

@300589389 Same here! 17 and love every second of every episode. They're on Hulu if ya want an awesome show and a blast of nostalgia!

[FeatherWings78]

@300589389 same here. I miss this show.

[1999throwback]

@300589389 I'm 25 and still love the show, it's too good to be limited by age.

[WhiteJarrah]

I remember this. Who'd have thought they'd have re-written such a dirty song for a sunday morning television program.

[winiky]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! XD

[johnfromcanada123]

This show is on Netflix!

[cooloffroadtrucks]

we need this show back 

[Spike294]

@cooloffroadtrucks Hulu!

[thebloodyreaper]

So glad all the episodes are on Netflix! I've missed this show, haha.

[ZanXBal]

@thebloodyreaper lol, its where i watch it

[kiker301]

Jackie Chan adventures is the best cartoon in the world

im 14 and i love the show

[Damasterdotorg]

@kiker301 i'm 18 and I still love it lol.

[CameronCongdonMedia]

@kiker301 I'm 18 and i love the show

[EATIT41]

thats awsome that its such a mean song but remade for a kids show

[costanj]

@EATIT41 20 here still love it Lol

[yogurtpimp]

@TheCyborgN1nja

yea but theyd be lookin for the shows version not the original

[goblex2]

@TheCyborgN1nja the first 26 seconds of the video is the song used on the jackie chan episode..

[goblex2]

@TheCyborgN1nja well thats why they only do the first 26 seconds..

[shikamaruxshino]

hi my name is jackie chan love the song

[zaya343]

luuuuuuv it

[lindak996]

i luv the song and hte show

the show waz really good

:)

[mgmuser]

wow. thats funny

[Tohmatoro]

is this the real official version?

[pimpmypanzer]

@Tohmatoro yep

[bnice19965]

@TheCyborgN1nja its really called Chan's The Man

[CarlonchoArt]

me encantaba esta serie de jackie chan, lo mejor... me fui cortao qliao.

[guitarbeast25]

brilliant song ^^

[NekoUrsula]

i like this song :D

[bigunf20]

i just think its funny that only articocean, flophole, azurequincy, and fdfederation were the only guys to comment on this video for like 3 months, now that is a true testament to american idealism... stubborn as a mule haha gotta love it

[GiovanniDiNorcia]

go jackie!!!XD

[Use2befriends]

this song isn't even about sex, how did you guys get to that subject -_-

[AaronAK39]

@Use2befriends the original is kinda i guess LOL

[azurequincy]

First of all, whats wrong with sex? Without premaritial sex and other ways half of you would not exist today.

Second if anyone has used this song against Jackie chan just because he had a clean version of it as his cartoon theme. Fail.

[fdfederation]

The Jackie Chan version is much nicer and clean. Why do people have to make songs about intercourse? Are there not enough teenage television shows for that? What a disgusting culture we live in.

[royisadude]

Not disgusting enough XD And plus, this gets you fired up? Did you hear about Rihanna's Rated X? Now that is to far.

[Flophole]

funny how humans are the only animals who are so uptight about intercourse... it's all the other animals who have it wrong though right?

[fdfederation]

All the other animals do not have sense of modesty.

[Flophole]

exactly, which means that if anybody's out of the ordinary, it's humans. we shouldn't be ashamed of sex. freud would say that our whole personalities are based around sex. it's just a natural process... and plus it's super awesome... so where the hell is the problem? it seems totally illogical that we feel we should be so ashamed of ourselves.

[fdfederation]

The shame arises when sex dominates a large aspect of culture, shadowing many other honorable elements. In the present, so many films, songs, advertisement, television programming, everyday language, art, etc has some sexual reference. The sad thing is that you "people" think they are all created with talent. It takes real talent to make a popular rap song about the Pythagorean theorem. Flossing and scratching private areas are natural processes that feel good, but no one sings about them?

[Flophole]

A few of the main qualities of sex are: it is responsible for the continuation of the human race, it feels good, it looks good, people like it. From this we can determine that sex is a mainly positive thing, which means that it's illogical to be ashamed of it. Also, how arduous the act of making a piece of art is should not determine its quality. A person could spend years perfecting a piece of art that is generally seen as crap, just like they could create a piece in a day that's amazing.

[fdfederation]

It still does not mean that it deserves to be a mainstream cultural icon.

Second, what logic is there in a society which is dominated by images of sex? Why do you think there are so many prostitutes, infidelity, etc? Only a more evolved society can limit sex to the privacy of their homes.

Third, my intent was to show that it does not take talent to jump on the bandwagon and make songs about sex. The message is that real talent is doing something original, hence the use of the analogy.

[Flophole]

The logic in a society dominated by images of sex is that people like sex. What's wrong with that? There's no logic in trying to oppress sex. There seems to be a moral imperative telling us that sex is a bad thing, but if you examine it more closely you'll find that there's no reason for it. The only way in which sex is bad is that it's responsible for population crises.

And again, the amount of talent something takes doesn't decide its quality.

[fdfederation]

@Flophole

There is no logic in a society that is dominated by sex because sex overshadows the other better accomplishments. No one said that sex is a bad thing, the only bad thing is that society is dominated by sexual references.

The best quality works are nearly always created by people with talent (i.e. structural wonders, good novels, orchestral music, good games, etc.).

[articocean]

there is a difference between not being ashamed of something, and being obsessed with it. Western culture is obsessed with sex and everything else carnal.

What next are you going to start singing about the greatness of the phallus and so on? Sex is sex, it doesn't need to become anything more than that, because it isn't anything more than that.

In eastern cultures sex is just one very small aspect of reality.

There are better topics to glorify or ponder over or waste outr time on.

[azurequincy]

As intellegent as a man you are, or you lead on to be, you should know very well why I replied to you. So asking would be a little redundent, dont you think? *sigh* It must be hard for you, People telling you to fuck you, we are having fun, I can see how such, a comment could be the CAUSE of a defensive manuever. That being said I'm sure most people would relate this song to you in many ways, then again I wont do that, for now. *tips hat* Dungeon fighter online time. Good day.

[azurequincy]

Ummmm the flossing and scratching part...there is an old hillbilly song, and a sad country song about scratching your ass, and one strangely enough scratching it with a cheese grader....that being said...this is a nice song reguardless of its lyrics. amrite?

[fdfederation]

XD

Only the Jackie Chan one.

[articocean]

only 1 there are a million song obsessed with sex, which is his point.

We are a sex obsessed society, which is drowing our higher qualities and attributes, by lowering us to a carnal animal state.

[azurequincy]

You have an arguement though you have to realize not everyone shares your views, not everyone cares to share your views, no one really gives a fuck about your views except a small percentage of the world. Think of it like this. You do what you have to do and dont waste time thinking about how fucked society is. Reason: While you loathe and waste time hating and disliking societ, what is society doing? Having fun and saying fuck you. *shrug*

[articocean]

No man is an island.

The same can be said for your view, his view, everyones view.

While those people you say are having fun whilst they tell me; " f*** you ", i am also having fun and in more polite terms, am telling them; " f***you as well ".

We humans have a voice and we communicate. You posted a reply to me, why?

Maybe i should use your words and say "f*** you" to you?

: )

But i won't, so chill and learn, expanding our mental horizons, is also a way of having fun.

[jesuslikedpie]

@articocean or, shut the fuck up

[zoeylynnbrooks]

so what if we are sex obsessed, which i dont think we are btw. if we are, isnt that our style of living??? who has the right to say it is wrong and not morale???

[magiciangirl11]

i was wondering why they stopped playing this, but seriously, ive heard kindergardners say 'fuck'. The generation today is exactly why they should put this song back on!

[lucario201]

no the first part is theme song

and was the whole song

[redstormfighter29]

ha ha Jackie Chan is a rapist lol

[FeedbackAgency]

Jackie chan how could you

[RatedRDevil]

so wat if this was the original? they changed the lyrics did they not?

[azurequincy]

This song kicks alot of ass. I dont know why they would stop using it hell. Im sure kids hear more swear words at home or when they catch their mothers cheating on daddy with the mailman.

[XLuxrayX]

Wow...i would never have thought this is where the song came from...personally, I don't think that this should have any effect on how people view the show cuz the lyrics are impotant not the beat. This is a pretty good song, but I prefer the original.

[Sapphire1209]

The people just changed the lyrics for the show and used the beat from their original. I don't see what's so bad about it =P

[darthjosh1108]

I guess this explains why they stopped using that song after season 2.

[kaborib]

when network heard this i bet they was trippinXD

[jasonthemage]

lmao! xD

i cant believe they just changed the lyrics but i still like the beat ;]

[xitzmeagainx]

i find da jackie chan 1 was more amsuin bcuz itz for a cartoon, but dere both gud

[Sasori1102]

its okay if there is a bad word in the song my parents is not mad at me when i say bad words

[tobirankai]

Well then, your parents aren't doing a good job.

[Dudek220]

U have pad parents then

[Memington]

You ain't got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension!

[shisui2006]

LOL for real!

[DumitruDragosSuper]

Hmm maybe this song is fake the original is not like this i think but is something strange with this cartoon in season 2 they changed the song on the end this is the strange thing

[adefenselesschild]

i never knew they sang this

[RBonWII]

I love this Song it is the best song ever

[croweatsdirt]

You open up your mouth a amazed at what comes out a

Its just a testimony that youre full of bologna that youre a stupid shit ass a meathead guido pass gas

But you have got no class no style no social skills no comprehension

I cant deal with this idiot yeah I must admit that hes a punk ass bitch

I cant deal with this idiot yeah I must admit that hes a punk ass bitch

[croweatsdirt]

I cant deal with this idiot yeah I must admit that hes a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth a amazed at what comes out a its just a testimony

That youre full of bologna that youre a stupid shit ass a meathead guido pass gas

That you have got no class no style no social skills no comprehension

I cant deal with this idiot yeah I must admit that hes a punk ass bitch

I cant deal with this idiot yeah I must admit that hes a punk ass bitch

[SasukeUnlimited]

good song

[bitchninja11]

4 da jackie chane ending, duz any1 know da lyrics? cuz i know part of it but not all of it

[croweatsdirt]

She wriggles and she wraggles she jiggles and she jaggles

You stand and watch her pass by your line of vision ass eye

You think that cause she smiles that you turn all her dials

But you dont see them later while in the elevator

You nag her and you swagger you think youre gonna shag her

A man about the town a get funky lets get down a machismo and machasma it turns into miamsa

But you have got no class no style no social skills no comprehension

[liamjwolves]

i knew this tune was on that show, no one belived me lol.

[striderdex]

no one neither believe me XD

[afterdark95]

can send me or make new vid with the link so tht we can have. your effort would appreicated

[Scrachfury13]

Wow. That's awesome.

[berserklimit]

like this song^^

[iamgaaraa]

the song was so mature it was good

[lasery2k]

that was a good song

[Jaqmie]

It, IS a good song.

[amozarusa]

what mature lyrics...

[BlazingHeretic]

Such great maturity.

[vampirates26]

I like the chorus of the song :D

[Wreck1990]

lol I didn't know a song can change so much! lol

[0hmyLOL]

holy crap, the real song has very vulgar lyrics O__O LOL

[soramic]

He does his own stunts in the animated series too.

[berserklimit]

true

[Lwr00]

@soramic rofl

[mantelikukka2]

omg :DD

[porymory]

I would have never guessed the other side of the song XD, Jackie Chan with the talisman, you better fight it know, you'll always do somehow WOOWOWOWOW Jackie Chan 4 ever

[SSBBClans]

Who would've guessed...? XD

[patrickkitsan]

LMFAO I never noticed this before!

[WanderingSamura1]

LMAO the dark side of the song

[smonk76]

any one the lyrics to the beggining and know where to find them??

[imateenagehippie]

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

[xxHyugaArashixx]

jackie is the best! yeah! *.*

[funnymarie90]

Jackie Chan is the best...

[Soragan]

LMAO i never wouldve thought of hearing this song so... im just amazed!! im watching jackie chan adventures right now hahah. i love it. and that one videogame on the gameboy. i think it was legend of the dark hand or something like that. friggin love his movies too... but he aint no punk ass bitch.

[LolaBonne]

This is made of pure Win and Awesome.

[CaptainKibibi]

I LOVE JACKIE CHAN, he ish mah hero <3 :D

why is the theme song called that way? o.o

[JabberwockyJones]

dear sweet god.

FUCKING EPIC

[bmoney147]

DAM....

[gaetan990]

freaking nIce song .

[samurai66]

o.o...pwnsauce...

[donx998]

wow lol what if they accedentaly played this on the show

[AMV200]

jackie chan one was better!I am shocked they choosed this song for a cartoon!

[blade51192x]

jaaaaaaaaachiiiiiieeeee chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[conspiracylife13]

......now you know what they meant..... gosh....

[TheMFJuggernaut]

LOL!!!

[SDC1493]

Where the fuck do you live that you dont who Jackie Chan is!?!?!?!

[JONmanIStheBEST]

LOL. you is funny. =P

[Blazingkid123]

this song is the best

[linbin725]

hey where can u download dis song?

[Blazingkid123]

limewire

[TakashiProductions]

amazing how they can turn a song like tat into a kid's ending theme to a cartoon lol

[Eloqution]

The light at the end of the Tunnel!!

I've been looking for this song ever since I heard it in Jackie Chan Adventures! Sweet Jesus I'm so happy I finally found it!

[Sollist]

FINALLY

FCKING FINALLY

Someone shares the paranoid belief that I have had ever since I first heard this song.

Thank you for confirming it for me.

[TNEProductions]

HARDCORE WIN.

[ffgamer22]

omfg, so hard to believe they turned a song called "Punk Ass Bitch" into a cartoon song O.o