Dane Cook
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  • Haha funny stuff

    flip5426 3 years ago

  • this is messed up a monky fing a cocunut

    alexrlz95 4 years ago

  • i do eggs too

    Cheesedoodle4080 5 years ago

  • 1:03...

    I have been scarred for life O.o

    bakanekolover3 5 years ago

  • thats so fuckin random hahahaha

    Rawrchels 5 years ago

  • funny shit

    cmslove 5 years ago

  • The version on Harmful If Swallowed sounds better, even though this is still top notch. "What shoes - no no- FUCK SHOES."

    theclaps 5 years ago

  • this animation is gay, but dane himself is friggen hilarious

    AiLd7734 5 years ago

  • dane cooks sweet as.. who did the animation.?

    mafuatu 5 years ago

  • DANE COOK SUCKS BALLS

    dazedNconfused4444 5 years ago

  • GO FUCK A HORSE THEN!

    godetroit91 5 years ago

  • F-YOU!

    MoonlightKHimeko 5 years ago

  • chuck norris will get u for saying stuff like that

    schs07 5 years ago

  • ...

    GOODSAMHOSPITAL 5 years ago

  • In 1945, a young girl named usucka lata dick came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "fuckufucku" into her back. now that you have read this message.

    garandx 5 years ago

  • haha wow nice job on the video

    07honda250f 5 years ago

  • WTF why wont anything on this youtube work

    it keeps popping up "Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Get the latest flash player. "

    it was working a fuckin hour ago

    guitarslayer666 5 years ago

  • stop dissing This person, they prolly didn't make this... There;s cartoons like this on Dane Cook's site too. so, Seriously....

    GirGirl6669 5 years ago

  • XD who made this cartton thing? It's so random..

    KatieMaeeex3 5 years ago

  • meh, not funny

    cater09 5 years ago

  • dane.. ha ha .. is so.. he he... FUNNY!

    Lovin1Jared 5 years ago

  • funny as hell.

    LSGHMoodyG 5 years ago

  • He's not funny.

    GreyArt 5 years ago

  • are you kidding?!

    jennyfur412 5 years ago

  • LMAO the funniest comedian...

    i never laugh at the others,im like "ok,i do that too SO WHAT ?!"

    xdddre 5 years ago

  • I liked dane cook as a favorite then I discovered Mitch Hedberg, that guy is the funniest one to me, too bad he passed away, but his jokes still lives on! On comedy festivals, all the other comedians usually came just to see Mitch and his work :)

    Skybert88 5 years ago

  • not funny

    JarHed1982 5 years ago

  • bad ass work, my friend.

    machten 5 years ago

  • DC Rocks!

    1Stunna2323 5 years ago

  • its so damn true

    exSamurai234 5 years ago

  • dane cook is the funniest guy around

    flickchick29 5 years ago

  • hahahaha

    icudcareless 5 years ago

  • someone shit on the coats!

    thumpinrascal 5 years ago

  • hahaha genious:D

    supersaiko 5 years ago

  • dane cook, I HEART YOU.

    iamnick 5 years ago

  • Ilove this. It's so true!

    thelovelymoose 5 years ago

  • Haha, Dane is the best! I loved the cartoon as well!

    Eikei 5 years ago

  • That Dane cook is such a silly bitch,lol

    PuNkRoCkChEeR 5 years ago

  • a lil crashed happened today when I was putting up christmas lights I seen the people walking down the side walk so they must of crashed when they came outta their parking spot I looked to see how bad it was but then countinued putting up the lights

    bigbootyfiend 5 years ago

  • lmao

    HeavyMetalistChic 5 years ago

  • interesting...

    invisibleman12345 5 years ago

  • I used to hate his old stand ups because of his Jim Carey like over acting but he has improved a lot. Vicious Circle was halarious.

    MrSamkc 5 years ago

  • dane is a legend i love him

    jmanpecka 5 years ago

  • lol I have this on a DVD...love it

    Smallfrythetall 5 years ago

  • dane cook fucking rules also this is slightly true....everyone loves to watch those kind of fights

    demonickidd 5 years ago

  • that was awesome

    FullMetalFreak4Ever 5 years ago

  • omfg soo funni dane cook is muh idol i luv him!!!

    chaineduphearts 5 years ago

  • Dane Cook is the funniest guy EVER! Think otherwise? I don't give a damn. Muhahah..

    KisameOwnsYouAll 5 years ago

  • Dane Cook rocks

    DaneCookfan777 5 years ago

  • Holy crap he is such a moron

    KiwiCrisis 5 years ago

  • Ok.. I guess I'm supposed to comment an offensive thing about Dane Cook, but he made this funny about Mary and Joseph when she got pregnant.. AND THAT WAS HIELARIOUS! [hillarious don't try to correct my grammar..]

    ShaolinDonkey 5 years ago

  • you eather hate him or you love him, theres no middle ground with dane cook :)

    galad505 5 years ago

  • Dane cook is funny shit. FU to all the haters.

    rap13oy 5 years ago

  • dane cook is not funny at all fuk

    serbin16m 5 years ago

  • yes he is

    DaneCookfan777 5 years ago

  • fuck u u have no sense of humor

    DetIzRed 5 years ago

  • nice animation

    FatalViceDrummer 5 years ago

  • This is funny?

    atothek302 5 years ago

  • Bizarre video

    hansdebartolo 5 years ago

  • wow. that was good =D

    Discordx 5 years ago

  • he is sooo rubbish

    aarandir 5 years ago

  • lmfao, he'S AWESOME

    marty912006 5 years ago

  • dammit, he's right, too. It's what happened with mine, I'm sure :/

    psylentknight 5 years ago

  • lol when they showed random car accidents they put a woman squeezing her boobs @ the end.

    QLateralus6 5 years ago

  • ITS A 400 POUND JUG OF JUICE

    STFUandROCK 5 years ago

  • how about...who gives a shit who knew him before who...just watch the damn clip lol gosh!

    ElectricBlue 5 years ago

  • great animation and funny vid

    HoboAC1 5 years ago

  • SHOES MOM SHOES!

    enchantedstarr06 5 years ago

  • if a 300 pound jug of juice came crashing trew your wall screaming oh yeah , danceing wearing tights i dont know why juice is whereing tights his juice box hanging out.

    for this comidy actlook for not so cool kool-aid

    lilwitch666 5 years ago

  • dane cook fucken rools

    Cl0ud7 5 years ago

  • Completely unfunny.

    Quadzilla99 5 years ago

  • i knew about him before everyone else- and si knew about him b4 me!!! Si rocks the box

    iceturk 5 years ago

  • I'm pretty sure that you didn't know him before everyone else.

    angelwings333 5 years ago

  • I knew him for a long time I doubt that

    pyredgs 5 years ago

  • If you like this video you might like my comedy. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=5mWah9OiAXg

    NeilPadover 5 years ago

  • HAHAHAHA they hit each other

    aergklajflaekfhs 5 years ago

  • This guy is hillarious :)

    TvCoMeDiEs 5 years ago

  • check out my dane cook

    slimthugg504 5 years ago

  • Aweomely funny, the haha type of funny...

    Randomness45 5 years ago

  • Lol. I love this guy xD

    mrwhitecloud2 5 years ago

  • the problem about dane cook is just how everyone thinks they knew about him before everyone else.

    sBrady92 5 years ago

  • hahahahaha

    style110591 5 years ago

  • wow dude ur sorta rude its like totally ok to not like dane cook but then you dont need to attack the person that stands up for him

    jeezz

    ps drop more tears BAHAHAHAHHAAAHA!

    RitaLeeMcD 5 years ago

  • LOL DROP MORE TEARS sgspecial05

    Salas146 5 years ago

  • Ha, I have some of his stuff on my iPod. He's hilarious. :3

    Sarahizzle 5 years ago

  • WTF!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    UnkownSoul 5 years ago

  • haha, people coming out of the bushes.

    gaarasgir1 5 years ago

  • dane cook is a wannabe mitch headberg

    Salas146 5 years ago

  • are u fucken kiding completly different styles mitch was laidback and had a lot of one liners hes great. dane tells storys and just goes crazy he is also great so before u type comments u should think cuz u just make ur self look stupid

    sgspecial05 5 years ago

  • Dane Cook = Amazing.

    laurallen 5 years ago

  • SHOES...MOM....SHOES!! haha

    kayleenicole09 5 years ago

  • http://www.youtube.com/confirm­_email?cid=D1C089C69C0F9672&ne­xt=

    Alowishis 5 years ago

  • dane cook fuck ur good

    vicariouspunishment 5 years ago

  • Awesome! I love Dane Cook!

    Kurama13 5 years ago

  • WHERE ARE MY SHOESS!!!!

    MateriialGiirlx3 5 years ago

  • hahaha i love him :)

    tmonayy 5 years ago

  • Dane Cook is my favorite...

    NoDayButToday93 5 years ago

  • lol

    seeriawolf666 5 years ago

  • LOL I do that all the time when I hear screeches at night.. I run to my window.

    cutwing 5 years ago

  • www.danecook.com its got all his videos

    Themonkeysuit 5 years ago

  • funny

    Briawnababy 5 years ago

  • it's better with the cartoon :P it's totally awsome!! *Lmao*

    AyreonJr 5 years ago

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=r43pHeBjzME

    darrenlittle 5 years ago

  • lol XD that was good

    InvaderGrim 5 years ago

  • that was awesome. i think it was on "shorties watching shorties"

    kornfan1990 5 years ago

  • lol, this was funny. who made the cartoon thing?

    jawabreaker 5 years ago

  • it was a show on Comedy Central where they would take segments of camedians performances and turn them into cartoons, it was called "Shorties Watching Shorties"

    CaveRat 5 years ago

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