Urinal Hand Washing Fail

[soulCracka1]

This is my go to video when I need to cheer up : )

[StillComedy]

stupid guy makes us look more dumb

[Ambiduros]

This guy is not Southern, Southerners don't say "Chris" as an expletive. That is a very Minnesotan/Michigan/Possibly Canadian kind of thing.

[Ambiduros]

@Ambiduros

Besides that, he doesn't even SOUND remotely Southern or Appalachian like some people (who have probably never been outside Seattle or Chicago) seem to think...

[pollorrr]

americans... *freddie mercury reverse facepalm*

[luxembourger]

I learned somewhat Dutch from my girlfriend, she just told me, in the northern half of the Netherlands they have that awfull accent like that woman does, sounds like a throat disease. They call it the "hard G", sounds primitive. But they do not all speak like that, my girlfriend sounds very sweet and sexy ;-)

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[Avadakedavra989]

Lol!

[kattooMC]

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[1kn0wl33tsp34k]

So this is dutch? It sounds like German with an American accent.

[NaMyCwAlKiN]

@1kn0wl33tsp34k yeah it is similiar :P i can even understand the most of it..

[brknspacebar]

..at least he didn't think it was some type of European beer trough and start drinking the piss

[nerdyweirdness]

You know it doesn't help that the guy has a southern accent. *face palm*

[KiNGSDeSTR0Y]

Also for the record ... is itn pissbock ?

[DanielHodges21]

Why is that "guy" interviewing a urinal in the first place??!!

[spellgrounds]

Hahaha classic !

[lty83971]

awww i feel bad for him :(

he washed his hands in the pissbuck XP

[leemassey1]

"this isn't a urinal is it" "hahaha, yea i think it is man" what was he thinking?

[GREALDO21]

urinal in dutch is pissbuck?!?!? fucking awesome!!!

[Chocolatekisslove]

@GREALDO21 bak

[jurrew27]

@GREALDO21 Urinal is toilet or wc, she said pis pot which is kinda like a slang word

[GREALDO21]

@jurrew27

no she never....

[BeansOnGhost]

I laughed so much! Epic fail!

[jfgcaisido]

That guy is freshy!!!

[kakadrulli]

srsly, i understand what was going through his head: *fuck, a camera... now i have to wash my hands... pretend like i planned it... O.O ... fuck*

[maccollectorZ]

Um, even if it was a sink, why would he wash his hands in water that dirty looking?

[5h1pwr3ck]

This makes up for all those times he peed in the sink so he wouldn't have to lift the seat.

[AuH2O]

My god what a horrible language Dutch is. It sounds even worse than the German it's bastardizing. Could I have sex with that girl, even disregarding the fact that she looks like one of those feminists for whom showering isn't of great importance? I think not.

[jurrew27]

@AuH2O Why is it a horrible language?

[AuH2O]

@jurrew27 Are you kidding? Don't you hear how disgusting it sounds? It's like German x2.

[opaz79]

dutch sounds alot like icelandic

[KurtsieKid350]

Okay, here's my question... wherever in the world this was recorded, why in the HELL does the pee-soaked hillbilly look and sound like he came directly from the friggin' Tennessee backwoods?! Like, I can totally see him perched in a rocking chair on his crappy little shed property up in the Appalachian Mountains with his shotgun in his lap, protecting his stash of moonshine!!

[martinbakker123]

haha dees blijft geniaal..

[RealTalkOnlyBro]

hahahahah, I love how the urinal is called a pissbucket

*learns Dutch*

[dBCooperUK]

WHAT A PLEB.... How dumb do you have to be to do this??

[mcHajdi13]

best fail ever ! :D

[Zingerman989]

why was she recording footage of a men's urinal in the first place? If you're at a festival shouldn't you record the live music instead?

[Madsacre92]

I watch this video several months ago, and because of this today youtube recommended me to watch "Cystoscopy Female Vaginal w/PostCare Patient Education "

WHAT THE FUCK?

[j4nhamm3r]

Please be Canadian. 

[Shubawks]

the lady was dumb as fuck, yet people make fun of americans. lawl

[jurrew27]

@Shubawks How was she 'dumb as fuck' ?

[ManInBones01]

The guy went back in the urinal to piss on his hands to clean them off.

[lilrayasunshine54]

What language is this?

[yamumstunacan]

@lilrayasunshine54 dutch

[edwinshap1]

@yamumstunacan pissbuck...best way to say urinal ever :D

[sarsattacks]

so in that language, a urinal is pronounced "piss bucket?"

[1997xander]

@sarsattacks

It's a regional thing.

[12345678909269]

well urine is 90% acctually and it can have the same color as water aswell.

[DonSleightholme]

when the camera man tells him it's not soap lmfao.

[DonSleightholme]

Brilliant.

[startreking2007]

I ended up doing the exact opposite. Trough looked the same. Later I found out it was a wash sink.

[makantang]

ahhahah holy fuck

[crazy4YT]

hahahahaha, hilarious, he could have been english, filipino, chinese or australian and it would have been just as funny!

[MsKia0302]

Atleast he TRIED to wash his hands. I hate seeing women use the toilet and walk right out the door, not even acknowledging the sinks!!! WASH YA HANDS CHICK!

[tickyul]

Is this the piss buck????

[4DPerformance]

I love how the Dutch word for urinal sounds like 'piss box'.. such a brilliant language!

[rudetux]

He was like:

"I'm so not getting out of this porto toylet now...*blurp*...We's gots to stop hitting in thems moonshine, think it's undermining our judgementss (and fell asleep in the shit)"

[Yermom74725]

lmao. I'm embarrassed to be American.

[yanezy82]

There are idiots in every country, this one just happens to be an american

[DrunkCoven1]

ROFLMFAO

[fckcok]

haha americans, what are they like.

[iCoffeeBlackx]

thumbs up if u saw this on worlds crziest fools

[dereksmallsuk]

typical thick as fuck american. this guy probably has a firearm at home too, and kids.

[Renagade1325]

I don't think you have ever been to the US.

[dereksmallsuk]

@Renagade1325 Why would anyone want to go as its clearly full of idiots with guns.

[Renagade1325]

Your more ignorant than an American. That is sad.

[dereksmallsuk]

@Renagade1325 No cunt is more ignorant than Americans!! lol.

[Renagade1325]

@dereksmallsuk Do you mean no cunt is more ignorant than an American? Work on your english man...

[dereksmallsuk]

@Renagade1325 Thats exactly what I mean and as I write it. "NO cunt is more ignorant than an American" Cant you read ?? Visit Scotland you trout toucher!

[mustangfgtan15]

@dereksmallsuk After what happened this week in the UK. I don't think you guys can pull of that statement ever again. You bunch of viking outcasts!

[dereksmallsuk]

@mustangfgtan15 Hey cocksmoker , those English bastards may have has a riot or two, but at least they know where you're supposed to take a piss! Thick American cunts are due a fucking recession shock soon anyway....good, you bunch of greedy bastards the lot of you !! lol!

[m10690d]

bahahahaha wata douche..cant believe i used the word douche lol

[ClumsyTroll]

Dutch is so weird because their like "uyfgisuyiasgyugsiyug beer can iuasfygosuoluish piss pot oiunasifiasfnuisfhnpsnfnasupfo­n for the record wygoidwgyy"

[lty83971]

@ClumsyTroll i knowww riiight!?! thats what i heard too!

[FXYKNG]

Epic fail

[ClumsyTroll]

If you have to ask "this isn't a urinal is it?" you've made a big mistake.

[tickyul]

"Just for the record, is this the piss buk?"

[Raajur]

lol, red maple leaf on his hat. It's a Canadian. But WHAT THE HELL, let's say he's American anyway!

[Vdrum1010]

@Raajur

Well, he IS technically American....from North AMERICA. United States aren't the only Americans in this world.

[Raajur]

@Vdrum1010 So you're American too! :D But let's be honest here, the only ones who call themselves Americans are people from the USA. :) So when people hear "American" they think of people from the USA. Not Canada or Brazil, or any other country in the Americas.

[Vdrum1010]

@Raajur

Lol exactly true :P and well yeah I be Puerto Rican :P.

[Raajur]

@Vdrum1010 But technically yes, you are correct. :)

[slvgdvg]

@glok6 You would be a moron. canada is not a race, it's a shithole

[heatflash888]

After such a shaming he rushes back to the crapper, maybe he’s so shamed he’s hoping to find Narnia in there so he doesn’t have to come out.

[ElNath645]

OMG HE DIDN'T

[Hermdo]

Is the reporter a guy or a girl?

[MultiShitsandGiggles]

classic

[jairoller4life]

c'mon at least blur out the dudes face

[Sufication]

Good job he wasn't thirsty =O

[tickyul]

Is it the piss bot????

[flamed65]

he went to the portopotty to wash his hands lol

[durian111]

this video make her anchor

[cipherP9]

Who washes their hands in yellow water? LOL, he uses a urinal cake for soap.

[mazarefense]

it's so fake

[wanted15]

he is like " wtf let me do something , to impress the camera guy :<" cool story bro

[Tree0rnament]

How.... How does he have enough money for travel?

[crapper778899]

oh wow sick LOL

[kenshinscott]

this sucks they only showed the males room why not the females?

[barnaby666]

rude tube ,lol

[LaceyandSteffen]

HAHAHA OMG EWWWW LOL XD HOW EMBARRASSING!! LOL



[dudeme12]

ANALYSIS WIN!!!

[97channel]

*I'm-a-jus' a-gonna wash ma hands in this smelly yellow water.*

Nice thinking bud.

[slvgdvg]

Actually, he's Canadian. See the Maple Leaf he's wearing? Idiots.

[Chingophia]

@slvgdvg i've got a maple tree in my back garden

does that make me canadian?

[slvgdvg]

@Chingophia if he was wearing a USA T-shirt, would you deny he was American? You dope.

[Chingophia]

@slvgdvg i've got a tshirt with the Australian flag on it which was given to me after my friends holidayed there. when i wear it do i gain full australian citizenship?

in case you couldn't work it out the answer is fuck no.

[Chingophia]

what's Dutch for urinal? pissbuck?

[MontyInMotion]

@Chingophia no pissbak means piss bucket. she just used slang. im sure there is a proper dutch word for urinal

[brandiralavara5]

@Chingophia The propper dutch word for urinal is 'urinoir'. Which is French obviously, but hey! :P

[1Theshepard]

...Just had to be american didnt he

[slvgdvg]

@1Theshepard No, he's Canadian.

[nitnoy77]

@1Theshepard HE'S CANADIAN!!!

[nutCaseBUTTERFLY]

@nitnoy77

+1

[AzahTheDon]

@1Theshepard It was in Holland

[AndrewGmusic]

Typical Netherlands where you have to pay to use rubbish public toilets like those.

[starlaeuropa]

What's the betting that alcohol was a factor?

[Hackmannhasstaudi]

@starlaeuropa I think smoking weed is the reason.

[scottbrodiebam]

Iv always wanted to go to holland, but if that's how much the Ganga there fuk's u up??? lmfao x100

[Emaster03]

The "water" was yellow. How did he think he could wash his hands there? Lol

[whityjack]

dude...who thoutht that kind of urinal is a good idea???

[couldnotthinkofone]

Bet he thought: "oh crap they're filming and she's watching. Better wash my hands so I don't look creepy."

[bibhuna]

Let's be fair to the man, he might not have seen the metal type of urinals where he comes from.

[lsisoccer5]

@bibhuna lets not, how about use the brains you have

[MattQ94]

I bet he wanted to die in that cubicle

[G12002]

this isn't soap...

...!!!

[TheKoreanMV]

So ppl piss in that thing ? Fail invented

[lukieboy131]

fuck if i was him i say why tf didnt u tell me

[gameygamey90]

did she say is this a piss bucket.

[jesse6788]

I have to go back to holland!

[robross1992]

I like how he blames chris :)

[MossyKong]

She is not Dutch, just has a badly pierced tongue.

[keaverkite]

@MossyKong no she is speaking dutch and using some english

[MossyKong]

@keaverkite It was a joke.

[wyteblud2689]

man is this dutch a girl or guy ?? Fuking ugly...........Kanker Lul

[scottishg8r1]

Why would an American vacation across the pond anyway? the only thing to find is ambient European sadness.

[Euroland07]

@scottishg8r1 Probably so they can wash their hands in one of our "special sinks".

[KingCarlAmari]

@scottishg8r1

Maybe he wanted to get some culture.

[Twinman2]

Pissbuck? lol

[swiffYE]

wtf stupid language

[tcsdef]

what language is the blonde girl speaking?

i hear bits of english thats why it sounds a little weird

anyone?

[DominicRCWC]

@tcsdef I dunno the language she is speaking, but I think she is speaking a language but then speaking English because the guy who came out of the toilets was speaking English.

[13Voorheespt2]

@tcsdef Dutch. The language is actually pretty closely related to English. For example the word for "water" is "water".

[merari86]

@tcsdef It's dutch. That's quite similar to english.

[Fummel1992]

@merari86 dutch is a mix of german and english :P

[merari86]

@tcsdef It's dutch. That's quite similar to english.

[Theaverable]

If the camera wasn't there he would have drank some.

[Theaverable]

He would have been better off pissing on his own hands to clean them. LOL

[conrifor]

C'mon man....the water is yellow.....and why would you reuse water that's from the sink....

[youboob6022]

Why was she even filming a urinal :S

[kenshinscott]

@youboob6022 becosue she is stupid and never showed us how the female bathroom looked like the mens one looks strenge was hoping to see the female and how they would look and this is not funny give the guy a break

[bradistani]

that was deffo real.talk about gettin famous for the wrong reasons

[Antifaarefags]

Why is there niggers in Europe?

[123mikeod]

@Antifaarefags racist prick

[Antifaarefags]

Accidents happen.

[konjunktion26]

american idiot!! hahahhaah

[konjunktion26]

@FeaRMissery7

its a american. just americans are known to do such things hahaahhahaa

[tailsandy]

@FeaRMissery7

canadians are americans

[FeaRMissery7]

@tailsandy canadians are north americans

[gms68]

Actually, this happens all the time to visitors to the Dutch Outdoor Piss Olympics.

[konjunktion26]

omg the american guy really washed his hands with the piss of other guys? hahhha holly shit hahaha mega ROFL

[klyzn]

lawd.. so what then? he went to wash his hands on the toilet . lol

[TheChowie]

u can tell this isnt fake

[morgantheron1]

My analysis; man walks out of port o potty with no intention of washing his hands, realizes he is on camera and must wash hands and panics and thinks thats what sinks look like in holland

[nojolie]

@morgantheron1 thats what i thought too lol

[zekatl]

@morgantheron1 lol yeah :) Stereotypical american...

[shushko69]

@morgantheron1 exactly what I was thinking about the realizing hes on camera and thinks he needs to wash his hands

[YLayArm]

I'm not American but just because this guy did this, doesn't mean to say Americans are stupid. That was one guy and I feel so sorry for him that must have been embarrassing!