Potatoes

[Flipinredpiklez]

I came here expecting something funny....fuck...me

[angelmarine1292]

The 42 people who thumbed this down clearly don't understand satire.

[ejnbmx]

40 People are potatoes!

[AseroThe3rd]

Because im a Potato

[maximylyanovich]

No wonder the Irish failed...

[kawa1spaz]

@maximylyanovich Just like your comment in all of it's lameness.

[Emog0tch1]

37 people don't like potatoes :D

[kingsupersparks]

its so dumb in a smart way it makes you stupid xDD

[23icefire]

did anyone understand what he said?

[craigwg]

I don't think this is true.

[MechaStudios]

@craigwg I believe that is the point of the video, my rather dull friend.

[craigwg]

@MechaStudios Thou art not familiar with sarcasm I see. There there. It will come with time. And you'll notice hair in new places where there was not hair before.

[MechaStudios]

@MechaStudios I'm sorry, i'm so used to being around idiots that my sense of sarcasm escapes me sometimes, it would've been more clear if you just said fake and gay >_< Also, I've already hit puberty.

[immarnel]

i dont wanna eat potatoes anymore.... :o

[thinktwice94]

as soon as it said "the genes are taken from rats" i was like wtf is this shit?

[Txeph7]

@thinktwice94 They do use genes from fish to stop tomatoes from freezing

[ParlorCake]

...i'm not eating potatoes anymore o.o

[artpeacemaster]

I took horticulture class, when i was in high school and I learned that potatoes are roots, and fruits likes apples, ect are the flowers overies

[pusspussbangbang0555]

potatoes and tomatoesare the same plant but the fruit produced by the potatoe is lethathally poisonous as is the root of the tomatoe I wonder how many people died until this correlation was realised Tip;potatoe skins can help evite urinery infections a little like cranberries but less expensive

[pricture]

Wait, what? He was talking so fast, I couldnt understand any of it lol

[OhMyLordApollo]

that make i head hert

[JackolousTheNinja]

LOL I admit I thought it was a serious method at first but then it got more and more silly and i realised how dum I was for believing it XD

[LNCR16]

uhm... ok?

[SMCDMatic]

MATT SMITH???

[LoudLech5]

0;14 ewwwwwwwwwwww

[justinlovespastry]

M&Ms! I thought some kind if twist was going to happen and they would actually be talking about M&Ms the entire time. XD

[marco1231151231]

1:16 M&M's :D

[mayaDUDE998]

Ur doin' it wrong.

[zambwia]

was blinnddd, but noww iii seeeeeeeee. :')

[JamesTheCatFurry]

Lol

[Hid3n2950]

genius, just pure genius.

[cippo1507]

talk slower so i can get u

[GriffinBing]

@cippo1507 that's the point. ur not supposed to get it

[cippo1507]

@GriffinBing ahhaaa 10x man

[Nantchev]

RATS IN POTATOES!?

[GriffinBing]

@Nantchev no. potatoes in rats

[CoatedTrout]

Brilliant, but I think it would be more authentic if you talked slower.

[HereComesTheBullet]

Holy shit... Where do tomatoes come from?!? 0.o

[rawrsaidthemouse]

@HereComesTheBullet If Potatoes come from Rats, Tomatoes must come from Mice.

[pausemental]

the biggest waste of my life!

[Nepalnippel]

hahaah lol

[halb42]

good I believed it at first

[H00ligan93]

LOL people really believe this???

[gryffindor4105678]

that was sick! ill never look at them the same way again



[FallenDespair]

this is so real my grandparents used to tell me those back in the 50's

[nikheizen]

OMG. potatoes come from rats?!?!?! thats sooo disgusting im never eating potatoes again

[pixienaa]

i doubt potatoes from my country come from rats.

[pokelover02]

oh my gosh thats funny!XD did u hear what he was saying???XD

[kota3214]

I got lost why talking so fast?

[Acsmitte5]

no silly raaats are force feed the potatoes which they then poop out and they are dies to look like chocolate m&ms then the molecules are changed and then they grow to become a potatoe and they later on grow eyes and noses and glasses and a mustache :)

[PandaMagicFTW]

Potatoes are from rats? I learned something :D

[gybustudent]

omg, this is too much xD

[LeSaMilano]

I knew there was a trick to this farming lark!

[calvinhobbes888]

i thought everyone already knew this...

[kongfusister]

OMG......

[xTakarax]

LOL

[MrPancaekz]

woah fast talking

[defect530]

good luck on being vegetarian haha

save a cow eat a vegetarian  :D

[goodytoshew]

hahahah lol hahahah srry if ppl dont like this comment but i like it

[burningballoffire]

This is a completecopy of theBBC TV series Look Around You, made about three years before.

[wintervind]

lol

[gunamy]

Whores every 1 is a whore now head i bet your like or or so ur gonna so bye

[noopklu]

umm ok?

[ddrcoasterfeak]

have you ever stopped to think.......

"how bout we toast potatoes today?"

[HyperFoxIII]

potatoes are also good ammunition for internal combustion pvc cannons made for firing potatoe sized projectiles

[tentseringc]

when ur moms suckin me off and gagging?

yea i think ur right. lol

[tentseringc]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[tentseringc]

lol. whatever u say hahahahahaha i cant blieve u were like. 'oh blah blah im smart potatoes can not be made from rat genes.'.

SARCASM MUCH?

[tentseringc]

oh yea, i rest my case lol.

[tentseringc]

They are being sarcastic, you piece of shit.

[tentseringc]

So you are seriously thinking this makers of this video ACTUALLY believe potatoes are made that way?

Its called a mockumentary genius.

[olafurhh03]

reminds me of the tv show "look around you"

[kroseklan4]

i somehow doubt that something baked in a bloody oven would grow. And i somehow doubt that they would do that to every single potato- it would cost waaaaay too much. and how the hell can a potato grow in a fortnight? A pile of SHIT

[thatGipsiePerson]

OBVIOUSLY

[tentseringc]

are u fucking dumb?

[molochh1]

funny XD

[Richy0money]

corn, what about corn, the U.S. eats that sh!t

[snowboarder641]

u fuck, we grow that shit

[nambypamby34]

riiight

[Cibeone]

lol

[phantomlover62992]

Have you ever tryed baked potatos with mozza? iz good!

[JulyForToday]

*raises eyebrow* Uh-huh... So... When you guys coming out with pig wings? :)

[iyanasan2]

i don't care, like potatoes and i'll continue eating them as long as they don't kill me :D

[hansklos]

Wow I didn't know this, I guess I'll never eat potatoes again! *puke*

;-)

(For the people who actually believe that some people believe this.)

[dortyhoor]

Potatoes come from heaven, they are food fit for God. In fact, if God eats anything its Spuds, with more Spuds.

And on the first day of the next week God served up Potatoes to Adam and Eve, and it was good. "Oh yay" sayeth Adam, "these Spuds surely are the food of God", and God replied "Adam, do-eth not cut them too small before boiling becauseth thine Spuds will go mushy-eth, so say-eth I", And Adam being so humbled by the loving taste of thine Godly potato did leave Eve some left overs.

[crowfreak77]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[simonk11214]

is this true?

[WeThePeopleRleaders]

i guess so, i never heard of anything like that, except that they might be trying to prevent another potatoe famine. i really dont kno. hmmm.

[Oyiket]

I dont think so...he sounded un-professional D;

[falafelbunny]

no its not

[falafelbunny]

nope

[H00ligan93]

@simonk11214 no

[FierceRodents]

And there are people who actually believe this.

[VBlood]

rofl right ty for informing XD lmfao

[serinedeaton]

I have heard about genetic engineering, and find it humerous the gene is extracted from the DNA of rats.  Plenty of deep thought to understand the concept. Buried in mud for a fortnight before harvested... so very natural... at least the potatoe gets to go back to its roots before becomming dinner.

[Goosii]

Indeed :)

[blindriptide]

Awesome! Well Done! Very informative And only in a matter of 2 minute time span to boot!

[20star05]

is this true???????? fuck!!!!!!!!!

[abuse502]

thrown lol

[BennyBones]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd­

[missywa2004]

Hehe. Loved it.

[earthbounding]

of course!

[humanradical]

Nice one mate, you just made an awesome "lame" film

[ascarydude]

Wait... what?!

[angusm33]

wow i thought they STARTED OUT in the ground! lol

[ra2yuri4]

wtf~!~!

M&M's? Rats? PURE GENIUS!!!

[HappyThoughts66]

i'm never eating potatoes

[vespacurry]

Very Monty Python, goog very good. Explains alot about English food.

[CandyManCann]

a rat ?... thats just odd

[YAYSirAbleVII]

that was one of the coolest things ever.

[lisodeic]

this director did the ben an jerry ad no?

[ItisPointless]

We have one of these factories in my area. They give nice presents to the workers on eastern and christmas.

[redkid900]

this is not how you grow potatoes :p

[Dormoy]

Freakin brilliant!!!!!

[H00ligan93]

@Dormoy lol idiot this isnt true

[Claudiography]

@H00ligan93 Dude. Obviously.

[DasGreenCow]

So M&Ms are really...

that puts a new perspective on things.

[jelly17000]

My uncle worked in one of those factories. I already know the process.

[weejimmy187]

And there was me thinking that Potatoes didn't exist! Thank you Matt Smith for clearing things up. Nice documentary by the way!

[Luckyluke007]

oh, well, .. i see, well... ok, good to know i guess, but did they do that seven hundreds of years back in time to? '_'

[ishmaelGrobey]

Im sorry for the rude comment. That wasn't me who did that. A friend of mine loged in as me and he was messing with my profile.But I took care of it already, so my profile is back to normal. Please accecpt this oppology.

[danyl123]

im gonna rip this one. i walked out half way through. LOL! nah its very well made and conveys a message that all people need to know

[boredoutofreason]

Lol, a documentary spawned from creative fictional facts!

Great Work

[apella88]

great documentary :)

[anonymous6366]

huh?

[ibetuamillionrainbow]

ure just really immature...

[f4172ph]

its... okey

[yatudlabiereicit]

thanks god its not that complicated ! lol

[teste636]

leave the potatoes alone!

[Raven2angel]

ha ha :) good one

[BalCleric]

You have the good ole British shoddily recorded off the beeb late one night and forcibly played to thousands of school children look down to a tee. I could almost feel the heat of Bunsen Burners and my badgered handed down and out of date science text book. Ahhh the memories.

[RigorMortisItrium]

Hahahahahahaha i had a lught watching this:D

[DarkLegency]

i hope this and your comment and teh guy said his comment must be a joke and the other commetors this is a joke?

[sometallgit]

And here i was thinking that they were grown in the ground

[ffatali]

are they not????

[billy8715345]

Ohhhhh...now I understand where potatoes come from.

[apmbwmaryalice]

Makes one want to eat Organic XD [of course...they were only exaggerating]

[hax0rboi]

ROFL

[lilcryingangel]

this is so mean

[xxdkaxx]

LMAO!!! indeed... nothing but the true... =]

[gawa4002]

i hope this is a joke

[atvizory2000]

i hope your comment was a joke

[Lekiwipaul]

rofl

[redbytex]

I'm gonna get flamed for this, but...

Is this real??

I'm guessing it's a mocumentary perhaps?

[Traumacenter]

......No

Potatoes are grown... in the ground... like every other vegetable.

[hornet579]

LIES

[desperatehouse]

THATS HOW SMASH IS MADE...LOL

[Kriskronqui]

oh, it all makes so much sense now!

[BIGCAL50CAL]

tehehehe

[Freeloader6255]

wtf...

[orgay3]

Liars ! :D

[specklestar]

haha! thats funny..

[ebrahim23]

wha...whu?...what?

[Patrychua]

Potaoes are from Poland ;p

[IIINortonIII]

true .)

[JamesTheBlueWolf]

haha.

[gilbot3030]

huh, umm what?

[spankyquest]

wait, i dont get it, potatos come from m&m's?

[mal1293]

so true...

[Maverick1225]

Kinda makes you want to respect potatoes lol.

[cordayrox]

Hahaha this made me chuckle =)

[555cookies555]

hilarious!

[alejandromatos]

funny!

[PoStNaTuRaL]

nice video

[BGenerous]

LOL - I had no idea potatoes were so high-tech and labor intensive!

[kethry54]

haha that was great!