Habitable Planet Discovered?

[TheSoundoSunshine]

Ok, so not only do I live in Racine, WI, but Dec. 10th was my 18th birthday but I'm just now watching this, damn it! Where was my head in Dec???? I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS!!!!! I AM SERIOUSLY HEARTBROKEN RIGHT NOW!



[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

I thought he said "Kepler 221B" and I started hyperventilating. Sherlock has taken over my lifeeeeeeeee and I don't even care.

[havefiesta101]

Your aligators must be fat.

[THEevanEPIC]

I AM SUCH A DORK!

[Danaabbee]

"Zipity Zip. Lets take a trip, I am such a dork!" You are the cutest 31 year old man probably in the world.

[ATnumber7]

anybody know if there is a list of all the quotes that hes ever said?

[jliz1589]

So. many. clones.

[crazymanmot]

wish i had money to donate SO PLZ DONATE CUZ 14 YEAR OLDS LIKE ME CANT plz :)

[TheCovertConverser]

The old outro with the guy singing was probably the most annoying thing ever. I had to turn off my sound every time after I cringed...

[shabamflam]

Dude, I'm just now watching this and my friend is visiting me in Louisiana, and she came from RACINE, WISCONSIN!!!

[saqmuel]

crysis 2 music :)

[0101010101010101ful]

love....him

[froregon]

Aw, don't be lonely. Or do, and you can be part of the lonely club. It's kind of an oxymoron.

[chikoitasA]

you are depressed , i am so sorry

[TigerEye481]

He's awesome and definitely has adhd

[jusnaughty]

Forever a clone?! O.O

[ChickenzAfro]

I love your shirt bro.

[brianagetsJAGKEDup54]

You can call me, I will call you back if i miss the call and date you. which will turn into a marriage, and then little craigs... now i just sound like a weirdo.

[ggloomdoom]

@brianagetsJAGKEDup54

I wish for the exact same thing. ;o;

[pinoykanaba]

I bet he was cute in highschool. ^^

[notgreatreallyokay]

0:06

[c4manke]

sxephil brought me here... then I subscribed

[Symplyst]

ga hhuh uh

[AceGamer445]

Forever alone with his clones. HA! I can rhyme too!

[attckonutube]

0:26 unintentional ryme

[CheesyFishsticks]

zippety zip lets take a trip. HA! :P

[Doughyo18]

I do miss the old outro =(

[purplelobsta]

Oh Craig-y poo, you deserve someone who's on the level, on your level to be exactamundo. Someone who gets you, who knows you, who will make you a sandwhich on a rainy day, who would gladly wrestle a crocodile for you... Someone like me.

Love

Sexy Clone

Lol, jk! Too hot and chiseled for you, loser.

[immaturityful]

old outro was better......

[Dragonwing16]

that's pretty cool that a new habitable planet has been found 600 light years from now they will be talking about wheezy in history class for creating the proper guide of how to space travel

[LiVeNleRn123]

Favorited!

[Strauskizle]

THATS THE MOST CLONES IVE EVER SEEN AT ONCE!!

[zetreproductions]

@Strauskizle what about star wars?

[Strauskizle]

@zetreproductions lol you win

[Keetchigan]

I really Really REALLY want to see what happens to Tye - you know, that regular guy you taunted us beard lovers/lovelies with.

[NicoleSings4you]

Whhaat? Wheezy, why is the show 21+?! I can't watch you and support you live if I can't get in!

[neonlightshow]

|: always 21+ in WI. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME!?

[ASleepingBlackBear]

why she no call you!!!

[PunkPlaidKitty]

FOREVER A CLONE

[KateRUG]

@PunkPlaidKitty good one =))

[TheClairasaurus]

I totally would go to your show...except I live nowhere near where you're performing, and I have a show to do that night, myself. =)

[failedcontinuum]

best quote ever "why do i say these things when I'm strait". If I wasn't gay I would steal it.

[Leroystenzel]

this gitl is soooooow cute... oh my ----> /watch?v=A-4xYevtSB4&feature=g­-u

[12345Deadpool]

backlash

[ABOMiiNATiONUK]

Crying face = EPIC FACE!!

[MarshaReeves103]

I'm sick of school :(

Why can't I spend all my day watching stupid (but brilliant) videos like this one??

[SenoritaSevilla]

YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN RACINE AND IT'S 21 AND OLDER? Why you so mean WheezyWaiter? I'm going to stand outside and stare longingly through their window. Unless they yell at me. Then I'll come up with a plan B, but right now that is my plan!

[WhoWantsSomeCake]

Aww man, she didn't call you back? Bummer :( I admire your resilience though! :)

[Kangakool]

High five!

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@Kangakool Yeah!!! *high fives*

[soraiyame]

"Iceberg sank the Titanic. I'll never be king of the world. Unless they're referring to iceberg lettuce, then I'd be okay... but I almost never order salad."

I think it's your simultaneously ridiculous yet clever humor that keeps me coming back

[xSnowman12]

the one time you are sooo close to me, in Racine, and it's 21+ :,(

[nerdra]

Sorry about your date, Craig. Sometimes dating just sucks a little bit.

[Christsremnant]

*Gasp* Wheezy replied to me. Thanks for putting up the links. Love you!

[spaceyplace]

Wheezy, I'm a youth. Also, according to acclaimed scientist Luther Vandross, a house is not a home. Am I a homeless youth? By the way-ter, is that a new couch?

[RepoNemo321]

Wisconsin?! Dude, I'm a Minnesotan!!

[NewYork646NY]

I LOVE WHEEZY

[TheERHorton]

Music at 00:07 and 00.15?

[linktube]

Still no snow in Wisconsin, come on clouds!

[NinjaCookieFTW]

You ever gonna do a show in MN? :D

[spotismycat]

at first i read the title as, "Habitable Plant Discovered?" I got excited. Whoops

[nerdra]

@spotismycat There are already habitable plants. They are called trees... ?

[seethisisme]

right now

[nunoyobiznis]

0:11 craig's clones are EVERYWHERE! :O

[metalvocalistwanted]

u rule man xD

[Hellsoul10]

@metalvocalistwanted Muhahaha, okay I'll just go away now

[zenmanno]

what is the sad song wheezy plays at liek :15

anyone know?

[isumu]

...question... did she not call... or did she call the CLONE instead!? Dun dun DUN! Sounds like SOMEONE has a date with the ALLIGATOR PIT!! D<

[jilliegirl1000]

I love this one! Me being the space nerd that I am, I could relate to the whole thing <3

[Evenhurst]

Shouldn't it be inhabitable planet discovered...?

[AllieCat666]

WORSHIP me

[999Giles]

o my god the ad keeps screwing up the video window

[Koru]

I just realized... for the igloo thing... we're going to watch you in your sleep?

[harukagirl114]

@Koru Quick! Everyone donate so we can watch Craig sleep! Lol jk. I'm not THAT creepy >.>

[Koru]

@harukagirl114 Of course not. ;)

[CrazyBerGrr]

i had a customer the other day named Craig Benzine. He lived in British Columbia, Canada.

[Richmunnich]

I hope your parents have good WiFi in their backyard. 3G works like dial-up and 4G will stop when you hit 1 gig of data transfer.They start billing the big bucks after 1 gigabyte. They want to give you a bigabyte in the butt when you cross the gigabyte zone.

[sdaerfofsteam2]

666 comments. HOLY FUCK!

[CheekyChinemere]

Craig is balding, has any one else noticed that?

[AtomiskZabaleta]

I beleive that was the most clones on the screen at once.

[ToniMorgan14]

Can we see more Origins and Nothing n Stuff?

[xkkey]

Your videos are fantastic.

[nellyboywhite]

BRING BACK THE OLD OUTRO PLEASE THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH

[CuteNinjakitty]

My clones watch me cry too.. Anywhoo i thought it was sweet that toby turner told his fans to donate money for the igloo thingy how sweet :)

[pusho12]

Your date never called you back because she's too busy watching all your videos =) Give her a day or two

[bialyschtockdeux]

My brother is part of the Kepler team. So proud. :')

[bowlchicken]

bah, let him change it up, he's tired of the old stuff and he'll be funny no matter what!

[ttlyttylilyt]

Crooked beard. Crooked beard. In the back. No, the pillow.

[maxdinan]

WHY IS YOUR RACINE SHOW 21+?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

[Qopel]

Manchild

[Qopel]

Sellout

[Qopel]

What's an egglue?

[CassesVultus]

Wheezy's afraid of black holes? I never knew he was a racist :(

[colintotheworld]

Shelly Kepler is an inspiration for us all. Star on soap operas, shoot for the stars, and someday a planet will be named in your honor.

[GirlWithAHat]

Ruh-scene. Just sayin;)

[dbpaintballer95]

I bet if wheezy put his number out there girls will call him

[brie015]

Please! PLEASE! Don't watch Twilight! It's an atrocity.

[DaronSpence]

Thumbs up if you spent forever trying to pause at 0:24

[kairusempai]

@DaronSpence you mean you couldn't read it fast enough? That's even more fun

[kloklo1274]

hahahahhaaa whats with the weird side glance at the end?

[xXThesticlerXx]

Needs more old. No moar new couch. Needs more sexy clone. And dentures.. i think i broke a hip..

[LyndseyJaneA]

WHY DON'T I LIVE IN RACINE ANYMORE :(

[AlvitrValkyrie]

Ahaha xD im such a nerd, and now you're like in my top 3 favorite youtubers xD

[camelCaseFTW]

Wow, that must have taken a lot of shots to put all those "clones" in the beginning

[TheNewsboysRule]

Thumbs up if you heard about that planet in CNN student news today.

[andrewmdykstra]

i've decided that you need to move back to your previous apartment. The new one just isn't as awesome

[selinaLOL459]

You didn't bring a pic of Scarlett along?

[bobbrick1234]

zippety zip! lets take a trip! ROFL

[hinata1394]

HE USED MY WINK!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Sparkuus]

Only $998 to go!



[alcantaroot]

wheeeeeeeeeeeezyyyyyyyyy waaaaiterrrrrrrrrrrr!

[MrElitePerfect]

If we get the goal, how will we be able to watch you build the igloo and live in it overnight?

[blahblahblahblha303]

You'd better not be kidding about the igloo thing.

[tokyomadii]

Haha we are so gonna get Craig in an igloo!! 8900 already, with seven days left! Hell yes!

[akaneo17]

Weezy. I saw two billboards on Sunset Blvd here in LA with you on them and "dowhateverittakes. org". At first I was like, "Huh?" and then I was like, "Hey, that's--!!" Now I'm all, "Checkin' out this website thingy!"

[Hellocommenters]

I think he means... forever a clone!

[jimmmmie]

If we donate, will you bring back the old outro?

[spidermanandsnape]

trust me, getting sucked into a black hole would be less tragic and less painful than watching Breaking Dawn. Or any Twilight movie for that matter

[TheFiveStarFiesta]

how are cookie lips gross?

[Incubsnevergotdissed]

Hey Wheezy, since your broadcasting it live can you also record it and upload it to youtube later?

[1w4nn4]

well Toby asked the audience to help you out so i guess you'll be reaching the goal pretty soon! :)

[dustyb58]

You had cookies on your lip before you even at the cookie. 2:30

[Vishguruu]

WISCONSIN WOOOOOOO

[mellbells]

you didn't give me your number.

[bridget51992]

I just waggled my eyebrows back at him. I think it was involuntary

[boxcatlover]

0:07 forever a clone :(

[AdamantSystems]

You're wonderful, wheezy! :D

[EthannatMC]

Oh mah gewdness, Wheezy no memes.

[TheWiidrawer]

you need a coffee machine for the beans

[courtneyisblue]

According to my timezone, he's still got 7 hours and 16 minutes to post an explosion Wednesday video.

[ifidio2]

Mint oreos, good choice.

[56madmen]

hey you probably wont see this but me and my friends had a selling project in school and we sold beards and beard hats with the money we made were going to donate it to your charity but we have this thing at our school you think The drift less pony club can play there

[GuitarGirllll]

Oh and I've already donated :D

[kaitybarrett35]

@WildFireontheMoon he uploaded this on tuesday...

[GuitarGirllll]

I feel like each video he makes is more humorous than the last, and they are hysterical.

[designangles]

last night I had a dream of Craig playing basketball by himself in a huge stadium filled with KD, can you please thumb this up because I would love to see this happen IRL

[mirglasba94]

Your toothgap makes me happy. It makes me feel like one day I might actually accomplish something, despite the fact that people still ask me if I can shoot water through my teeth.

[XGingaNuttaX]

Clone ... Alone ...

[RhapsodyinLtBlue]

If I lived in Chicago, I'd go on a date with you to prevent you from moving to a different planet.

Also, what happened to Explosion Wednesday?!

[battlemarchmedley]

I think I am pretty much the female version of Craig Benzine, it's freaking me out.

[GuitarGirllll]

@battlemarchmedley That's awesome

[IOfane]

you should send a clone into one of those black holes!

[sublime88sublime]

If you go to the other planet, can i have your new couch??

[UneatableGrassDog]

@MsSamiWami Hes not sure if its a thing yet

[NerdCharm]

I am gonna buy the domain name to dowhateverittakes.orb!!!

haha

[BreezIsMe]

2:27 I see those cookies on your lips!!

[PeanutButterWarrior8]

Wheezy I'm sorry about your date not calling you back. I hope she does eventually. Please don't leave the planet!

[heyhichris]

I WANT YOUR SHIRT!

[jealouskind]

your rocket travels 2.6 million times faster than the speed of light, craig. that's really, really fast.

[MsSamiWami]

Y U NO EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY!?

[PS3November17]

Your video view count is declining. Damn you new youtube! !

[itsbribriii]

i read an article about this on my way to school today! Kepler-22! I've actually just written a research paper on Johannes Kepler, the person!

[TECHLIFE20]

Like if you typed in .orb

[purpalunicorn]

(0.0) I'm watching you cry.

[OverBelief]

"i prefer the old stuff though"

<3

[aislinn95]

Lol Breaking Dawn was terrible

[thrilsekr]

Never talk about a date in public before it actually happens. That is just tempting Flake. (unintentional pun)

[werepancake]

@TomAndTheo he said 117 minutes not 177

[maerta13]

THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED ON TUESDAY, SO NO EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

[0MrCreepY]

Why do habitable planets always have to be so prohibitively distant.

is a question tho.

interrobang.

[cballet315]

everyone interested in astronomy should read Mike Brown's "How I Killed Pluto and Why it Had it Coming" SO GOOD!!

[shewhotalksalot]

Why u no have Explosion?

[Jcthefluteman]

@shewhotalksalot Well it's not necessarily a thing yet.

[maerta13]

@shewhotalksalot because this was uploaded on Tuesday, and he's not sure if it's a thing anyway.....

[TomAndTheo]

anyone else realize that 177 mins is nearly 3 hours not 2?

[GraceMccThe1st]

YES! WISCONSIN SHOW!!!

[WildFireontheMoon]

I guess Explosion Wendnesday isn't a thing

[maerta13]

@WildFireontheMoon This was uploaded on TUESDAY!

[xXBeerPongXx]

@WildFireontheMoon THIS WAS MADE ON A TUESDAY! dam