Evolution part 7

[Drew3tt5]

Play that funky music white boy

[EdolasMystogan]

cute dragon, gief :D

[gsdtoy11]

RAY!!!

[shadowfan11023]

it is a sorta epic but small dragon

[mechajason]

how did block know he was a boy

[Zazaroo61]

GHOSTBUSTERS

[CKY12594]

Movie mistake in 2:42 - 2:52

[TheElementProject1]

so what do u want light meat or dark

do u have to ask

[TheElementProject1]

Wayne: you r so beautiful to me, cant u see ure everything that i hoped for

Harry: sing, sing rub some funk on it

Wayne: and ure everything i need!!!!!!!

[TheElementProject1]

Wayne i think weve establishished that caca caca and tuki tuik don seem to work

[liger117master]

umm ive think we've astablished that caca caca and tuki tuki dont work

lol so funny

[W4RLoL87]

Awesome movie I gotta buy this if it's on Blu Ray.

[wangtang100]

looks like they are in war inside the mall. :)

[msdeelady38]

just because im a school teacher dont make me a pussy

[Ashleymfranklin1990]

i love dragons

[gfskill2]

7:28 Epic shotgun move

[MJAstronomyRocks1]

This whole part is so fucking hilarious I CAN'T. With the dude's bird calls and their reactions, WHAT IS AIR?;__;

[1992deer]

dont take the white bitch 

[Hootshot112]

that song by wild cherry I sing it all the time when I'm alone in my car

[911Goofy]

This bird fight scene reminds me of the time me and my buddy Keith fought zombies in the mall.

[Apollomasque]

@911Goofy

One time my buddy Kieth got on the microphone at the mall, started singing Barry Manilow. The police shot him in the face with a can of tear gas. He screamed every time he opened his eyes for a whole year.

[LtwbMarck]

@alejandrlaprince281 thumbs up for your grammar

[alejandrolaprince281]

thumbs up on the girl that stole the clothes with flying dragon! lol

[FleetJA]

I love the way how in the shopping centre they still have the price tags on the guns! :)

[newkid765]

i have a cat

[brainysmurf58]

Ira: If i was a giant, nasty, alien bird in a department store, where would I be?

Harry: Lingre

Ira: not you the bird

Harry: Lingre

[mississsippistar]

Its a Dragon!

[Sylvariax]

What is that song there singing in the car ´?



[elbitothetacopaco9]

@Sylvariax Play That Funky Music White Boy by Wild Cherry

[Lapua05]

Wayne: " you are so beautiful too me !! "

Ira: " Step back Harry i'm going to shoot him "

Harry: " no stand down i'll kill this one myself "

LOL

[131mikezz]

Mazoltoff its a boy

[santacloud9]

the three lone gunman



[Carlosmashiado]

2:57 and that kids is why shoplifting is bad

[snoberseyes1]

wow this is so good

[swimmingguy123]

"You are so beautiful...to me"

"Stand back Harry I'm gonna shoot him"

"No stand down, I'm gonna handle this one myself"

[baconandketchupplz]

mazeltof its a boy

[seanw23]

@baconandketchupplz it's got a "v", not an "f"

[dougmoerhoffman]

How come the end goal of evolution in any sci fi movie is always something resembling a dragon or a dinosaur (or any other kind of animal that already exists?)? Are we just not that creative? lol

[Tyraka628]

@dougmoerhoffman, because in the evolution record, the saurian class of animals (dinosaurs) is the highest and greatest of the animal kingdom, and those that can fly (dragons) would be the greatest animals in existence.

[dougmoerhoffman]

WHere'd all the people come from? They were there all by themselves? It's just like video game rendering, haha

[bosniandevil16]

mazatuff its a boy lol

[MrMariofan908]

that part where that bird thing spit out that egg ! it was like barfing out puke mixed with spit

[DarkFenix34512]

Maztoff its a boy

[blondecat666]

@DarkFenix34512 It is Mazel Tov. LOL Don't worry, no one expect a dark bird to know Hebrew. BTW, in your nick, it is Phoenix. And also not your fault, but the poor educational system's in the US.

[DarkFenix34512]

@blondecat666 woe woe woe, I was making a joke, and my screen name Fenix is from the character in StarCraft the video game, and sorry I don't know much hebrew, but I do study Chinese, which is very difficult, and I am pretty good at it.

[blondecat666]

@DarkFenix34512 Good for you and sorry about Fenix, I was clearly uneducated about StarCraft.

[DarkFenix34512]

@blondecat666 An while The U.S. education isn't perfect, doesn't mean every american is stupid, I know the alphabet of many languages, including Hebrew. (aleph beth gimel daleth he waw zayin heth teth yodh kaph lamedh mem nun samekh ayin pe tsade qoph resh shin and tai) I'm sure I am missing a few rules but I just learn them for fun. I am an anthropology student, I also have written down the arabic, ancient phoenician, russian, greek, tibetian, and morse code alphabet

[blondecat666]

@DarkFenix34512 It was my fault that I drew a quick conclusion from your short comment. Of course not every American is stupid, but you also have to admit that the general knowledge in your country is below average when it comes to other places and languages outside of the US. I also command you on your Chinese, I know how difficult it is, I spend about a month in Hong-Kong every year on business. Keep up the good work, I hope at least I contributed something so you know Mazel Tov now :-) Peace.

[USNSeels]

Oh God, I'm a human being!

[aSimulatedHigh]

why does he cock his weapon twice???

[dougmoerhoffman]

@aSimulatedHigh because it's hollywood. The funny thing is, that no one in any modern movie should be cocking their guns. That would expel the round in the chamber. It's just for looks, cinematic effect.

[roscosity]

@dougmoerhoffman you cock the gun once to get the round in the chamber, depends on the gun of course

[saur2244]

hes such a bad singer that evin the bird wants him dead lol

[herculjohn]

pause it at 2:40. can you see that there is only the blue shirt hanging from the wall? then pause it at 2:46. you can see a red shirt in front of the blue one and in addition the girl isn't wearing it anymore!

[SpiderWick12]

@herculjohn Yes. Did you also ever notice that at 6:30 the man at the upper floor cocks the gun twice?

[herculjohn]

@SpiderWick12 good one!

[devilman201]

It looks like a dinosaur

[herculjohn]

-if I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store where would I be?

-woman' underwear (didn't hear the actual word)

-not you, the bird

-woman's underwear.

[Longder09]

I promise I swear to god I'm not gona shoplifting again. Hah this is what you get for stealing bitch. XD

[Savemefromhelen]

I call bullshit.

Most of the atmosphere on earth is in fact nitrogen. Therefore, wouldn't these things have virtually no problem adapting to our atmosphere?

After all, if you lit a match in 50% oxygen, the air would explode.

However, perhaps the problem is the overload of nitrogen in the atmosphere. If you think about it, an overload of oxygen can cause the blood vessels to dilate, which in some cases can cause blindness.

Am I over-thinking this?

[sharmaine24]

@Savemefromhelen yes

[herculjohn]

@Savemefromhelen right on with you!

[chrismmann51]

@Savemefromhelen yup.

[lukeandjoshua]

musstle toof its a boy LOl!!!! wht next !! ( chuck norris )

[tvfan312]

@lukeandjoshua - learn how to spell - Mazel tov! It's a boy! not musstle toof its a boy

[lukeandjoshua]

@tvfan312 ok sorry soy español entiendes ahora? pedazo de hijo de puta

[ang5521]

I fuckin love that song

[ruanguyter]

Play That Funky Music !!!

[1updude96]

Where's part 8?

[bentotheclarke]

PART 8 FFS

[numb19029]

'All of a sudden this tentacle thing came out of the ground, tried to grab my, you know.. Private parts'

Tentacle rape!

[alixxmcr94]

Haha this has always been my favorite part of the movie! I need to buy this one. -3

[SRYDB3RG]

That shoplifting girl's hair looks so stupid.

[SRYDB3RG]

Uckk! That's like a big loogie!

[jethro035181]

ghostbusters

[sam1261]

"just cause i'm a school teacher, doesn't make me a pussy."

[Drew198326]

Damn Harry speared that girl

[JayciSchmayci]

crapola

[ang5521]

@silks7 I 'd shoot that little prick for ya

[jaelamartin]

seaan is actually a pretty good singer

[lukeiamyourfaja]

"i thought we established that cacaw cacaw and tooki tooki dont work" lmfao

[RickyRollzz]

@lukeiamyourfaja think*

[HeartlessOneX]

"It's flying away! Is that a bad thing?!"

"Only if you're a human being!"

[ArcherBellGallagher]

"Step back harry im gunna shoot him"

"NO, stand down. Im gunna kill this one myself"

[MohawkMasters]

WOAH!! IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG LUGI!!LOL

[GladDestronger]

maybe its not a boy but a girl....

[Wyrmcrush]

My favourite alien evolution! God i love that lizard! And this movie!

[Denseus1]

gotta love guns with price tags

[supermanoftheoc]

Totally underrated movie.

[CMetalTube]

This movie has so many catchphrases, it's brilliant!!

[GladDestronger]

its a t-shirt line movie like ghostbusters was ^_^

[trinity106]

"I think we've astablished that caca caca and toki toki...don't work....." LOL!

[DarkPaladin24]

@trinity106 my favorite line of this movie

[hanshandslover]

That was some sexy dancing at 7:35 on to 8:02. :p Good ole David Duchonvy. So yummy!

[EmmaKFB93]

best scene EVER!!!

i think we've established that cacaw cacaw and tookie tookie don't work

CANT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE!!!

[beccaRed11]

this is one of the best scenes lol

[WaverWing]

wild cherry - play that funky music white boy

[vabangers1]

@WaverWing its right boy not white boy

[JstHayleyM]

@vabangers1 No its play that funky music white boy

[darkterrous]

whats the song at 7.29 ????

[vekin87]

Anyone know the song that starts at 8:17 ?

[urdrkgoddess]

shoplifting doesn't pay unless your shoplifting guns to kill an alien dragon... & I'm pretty sure the bit w/him calling out to the creature by saying "here birdie..." was him just being funny seeing as how no one really knows what the call to capture an alien actualy is. & besides it is a COMEDY... obviously not meant to be taken seriously!!! 

[DezziKay]

"its flying away.... Is that a bad thing?

"only if your a human being"

LOL

[lastdon85]

this is the best part of the whole movie

well this and the ice queen in need of a good humping bit

[MizuMing]

Remember kids, shoplifting doesn't pay...

[BlueBerryWizard]

That doesn't look anything like a bird, if the script writer wasn't absolutely retarded, he'd have the actors refer to it as a dragon-like creature.

[currahee17]

@BlueBerryWizard Calm the hell down its a goddamn comedy who cares if they call it a bird or dragon creature

[BlueBerryWizard]

@currahee17 I don't find extreme retardation all that funny... Durrrrr

[currahee17]

@BlueBerryWizard perhaps you should get a sense of humor

[BlueBerryWizard]

@currahee17

Perhaps you should lrn2internets.

[currahee17]

@BlueBerryWizard I could continue this but its pointless so why even bother

[BlueBerryWizard]

@currahee17

hurrr hurrrr

[bornacriminal]

KA KHA!

[acomputersfreak]

@6:38 holy shit

[nacromanser]

just because i'm a school teacher don't make me a pussy LOL!!!!!!!!!

[MrSatanMan616]

@nacromanser if he's not a pussy, then what was that shit with the bug in his skin and getting probbed?

[thebeastman33]

Dan Akroyd ftw!

[ADK713]

Give me a chance I'm comunicating here. lol

You are so beautiful..... To me..... lol

[EvilMrDark]

This movie starting to be A Typica; American Bullshit.....sad....

[myheartisyourestone]

three rounds in a shotgun?

[Treysor101]

*Sings*

"....step back harry I'm gonna shoot him."

"No stand down. I'm gonna kill this one myself"

and

"So what do you want? Light meat or dark?"

(Opens its eyes)

"You have to ask?"

[MrSatanMan616]

7:33 alright, we might be on the verge of a hostile alien takeover wherein we might be killed along with all of the human race being extinct and possibly the earth being taken over, but at least we still have time to play funky music in our jeeps and jam to it lol

[CrayonProduction]

lol " sing sing, rub some funk on it"

[animeartist5678]

"step aside Harry im gonna shoot him...."

" Stand down........im gonna kill this one myself" XD lol

[jojoyrk]

the bast part of the moive its a gr8 movie but that the funniest part ever lool

[shadowtriber666]

KILL IT RAY! get it...

[flyby7a]

OOkkk I am scared of the COMPUTER GENERATED thing a ma jig on the big screen

[RexBlazer1]

"Can somebody here tell me why I was not informed that we have ******* aliens crawling all over my beloved state?! Right now I've 400 meat-picking media vultures camped outside my office, they know more about this than i do! Now I outta throw the whole *******, jacked-up bunch of ya in prison! Not that cushy federal place with the loose jumpsuits! State prison, with the crotch-binders!"

- Dan Aykroyd is so damned funny, and what he said was EPIC!!!

[Icefire1357908642]

"What is that, a bat thing?"

"Here, birdie, birdie, birdie!"

It's obviously a form of dragon. -.-

[oskarpalmhelmersson]

Is that a bad thing?

Only if you are a human being.

[CoDGoD666]

Oxygen tolerant.. bullets.. not so much </3

[MrSemiCrazy]

'Ah-ah, Ee-ee, tooky-tooky!'

'Wade, I think we've established that 'Ah-ah' and 'tooky-tooky' don't work'

Love the George of the Jungle reference there. :D

[JasminaBlazevski]

Nice way to prevent shoplifting. :-)

[gtaylor1983]

double tap

[ultilinium8]

i wish they would make a 2 just for the hell of it.

[baddam95]

"Wayne can you please stop because your embarracing me"

"Can't you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

rub some funk on it

bwahahaha

[DontFearTheReaper1]

1:01

well, chances are that its not the oxygen in our air thats killing it. Our air is almost 85 - 90% Nitrogen. So, most likely, it can't handle the pressure that nitrogen creates. Kind of like that pressure sickness known as "the Bense".

So, when that lizard alien was probably constantly reproducing, and leaving dead corpses of its parent. And from that long process, its offspring probably developed a set of lungs that are tolerant to the pressure

[JayCKat]

@DontFearTheReaper1

actually oxygen is highly toxic. To give you an idea, it would be similar to breathing an atmosphere of 21% chlorine gas. To humans an atmosphere of 0.1% is deadly. It is just that oxygen tolerant organism have an amazing array of defenses to protect against oxygen damage.

[clhswildcat]

@DontFearTheReaper1 It called the bends, because it cripples you.

[DanzigTheDeathBunnie]

haha awesome movie

[irock1667]

i <3 4:55 to 5:04

BWAHAHAHA!!! i kept sayin dat at school and i yelled it at luch. now me and my friends yell 2 catch r attention. lol!!!!! luv dat part!!!!

[Graptor91]

Dragon Hunting...only if we were so lucky.

[Reptelien]

mozotolf its a boy...lol..

[dinfay]

Heeerrrreee Birdiebirdiebirdiebirdiebirdie­BIRDIEEE BIRDIEEEE cawcawcawcawcawcawcaw! Caw CAW! caw caw... rofl!!!

[msturi01]

@dinfay This is my favorite part of the movie...lol

[dinfay]

Hey ladies...There's a flying extratarestrial in the store. Can we focus? lol

[Jayzer313]

"just because i'm a school teacher that don't make me a pussy" LOL!!!!

[armagedon6]

@BEAvMUNK5679 Its tuke tuke like from george of the jungle also the song from when they were in the car brings back memories of my childhood days of the movie Dennis the menis

[clairemae425]

i was guess that the fly thing will gonna drop the girl to police station.

[masteridiot123]

Slivers!

[jimbobbyrnes]

if this thing evolved that fast it would skip dinosaurs and go straight to little green men lol

[Xneroku]

Make a badass pet if you can ride it =]

[bornacriminal]

KA KAAA KAKAAAA

[TonyNashville]

there's a fucking DRAGON in the mall dude !!!!!!!

[GirlsBravoFan21]

@TonyNashville

Technically it's a 20 foot alien bird.

[thecheatlord999]

@GirlsBravoFan21 Yeah but dragon sounds better

[GirlsBravoFan21]

true but the movie was kinda showing how evolution works hence the title. First there were cells then worms then arthropods which are insects, lizards birds some diverged from the path of evolution and became the no nose monkeys. If they had been able to continue to evolve who knows what they would have evolved into.

[Darkinu2]

@GirlsBravoFan21 Probably crazy-looking humanoids or something,

[Reptelien]

more like the missing link for flying animals.. hehe..

[nahxela]

Mazeltov, it's a boy!

[the13tharcana]

And the size of them as they're spawned! It's as big as it's parent at birth! The amount of effort and material, it's no wonder the died.

Each must have come with it's successor.

[the13tharcana]

An organism that can sacrifice the generations needed to express a mutation and adapt,... all in days or hours instead of millenia.... truly a remarkable creature.

The dragon creatures died over and over again as each tried to adapt to the atmosphere, spawning another when it failed.

Eventually, one came that had what the others lacked. And this happened almost overnight, unnoticed.

[XurikHikari]

"Stand back Harry I'm gonna shoot him"

LOL!