Snatch Best Quotes

[DIAMONDSFC1]

luv it wen bricktop says your on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and i will b under wen it breaks now fuck off

[THEKINGBG1]

"Are they Lancashire pigs"

" Who da fuck is talking to you boy" :DD

[JACK0Bii]

"do you know what nemisis means?

a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

personifed in this case, by a 'oribble c*nt.

me."

[Rafe1448]

"The fact that yours has replica written down the side and mine has desert eagle .50"

[MrPhatman73]

its tip top, just not sure about the color

[carswesty]

i don't care if he's Mohamed I'm hard fucking Bruce Lee!CLASSIC! 

[MiloshAi]

Eighty-six carats.

Where?

London.

London?

London.

London?

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

[MiloshAi]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? 

[TDW120]

"i didnt see it there!"

"its a 2 tone fucking truck!"

[themeanmachine14]

"it's too tight,"

"too tight? you can land a jumbo fucking jet in there!"

[Opinionatedcunt]

@MrMovieman1992 No

[MCSparki1]

"What's in the Car"

"Seats and a stearing wheel"

[kevinchelsea1]

you have all the characteristics of a dog except loyalty

[chigger38]

It's so much funnier when u put the same quotes next to each-other

[Antimanele104]

Tyrone,you silly fat bastard,,, lulz :D

[Antimanele104]

'course you are...a natural fucking idiot,Tyrone.

[batgirl301270]

ace :))))

[assassinscreed1503]

It's funny because I actually do hate pikies

[akaThornhill]

What, proper fucked..?

[bobsta3000]

i focking hate pikeys...

[Roberto9000000]

" i don't like leaving my own country doug and i exspecially don't like leaving it for anything less the warm sandy beaches and cocktail's with the little straw hats..

" we've got sandy beaches?"

" So? who the fuck wants to see em! "

[56588]

whats the deal with "ze germans" ?

[TugUrMeatKiiD]

i fucking hate pikeys.

[robproctor2011]

pull ur tounge outa my arshole gary dogs do that!

[macphersonleedsunite]

This is just like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

That guy with Statham looks like the guy who plays Billy Bremner from the Damned United

[mossy200]

@macphersonleedsunite Its made by the same person guy ritchie

[TaZ101SAGA]

Tap 6 repeatedly for lolz

[JSBcreations]

''You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.''

[TaZ101SAGA]

"Protect yourself from what? Zee Germans?" Lol.

[zaneverovati]

One of the best quotes forgotten, when Brick Top gave Soul, Vince and Tyrone 24 hours to get the diamond: "And take the fatboy, the lads can't lift 'im up anyways." :D

[3ch1ch]

"Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck."

LMAO

[Smarsa90]

8:44 i thought evey said it was 86k?

[AngrySaw]

@Smarsa90 2k are lost

[15peewee12]

Proper fucked?

[Acc3z]

seats and a steering wheel

[lak94]

Its too tight!, Too Tight?, You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!.

[attimca]

tyrone,sol and vinny are Great!!!

[t3rmin41]

last phrase was brilliant :]]]

[warpedwiselegoman]

tommy,the tit

[AngrySaw]

thanks4watching

now FUCK OFF

lmao

[Beeswax106]

i fucking hate pikeys

[theswatter]

3:30 "I don't care if he's Muhammed, I'm 'ard, Bruce Lee." Classic. Nice batch for this and Lock Stock.

[theswatter]

Bricktop ranks up there with Darth Vader and Hannibal Lecter when it comes to villains. Guy scares the shit out of me.

[zaneverovati]

@theswatter An 'orrible cunt indeed :D

[sterudo]

"a what a-nite?"

[mruck05]

you forgot one of the black guys...."a get away driver? WTF can he get away from?"

[lyricsfromsweden]

for anyone that's intressted 7:44 the song in the background is The Herbaliser - The Sensual Woman, fucking amazing song

[MiSsMoZzEr123]

I know he looks like a fat fucker, well he is a fat fucker :L lol



[aaronobst0140]

Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck!

[fantadigkvinna]

Guy Ritchie rules!

[OutlawedAngel1]

'' Tommy the tit is praying and if he isent he fucking should be ''

is still the best at 2:10. The way its said is amazing xD

[leadster88]

"......BONJOUR!"

[shadowsenzor]

What is the music at 2:15 i must have it!

[251885eric]

@shadowsenzor goldonbrown

[spino155]

@shadowsenzor Golden Brown!

[PIAnB4LIFE]

Tyron: Its too tight.

Vinny: too tight? You can land a jumbo fucking jet there.

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

[Numberwang90]

Of course i 'ave

[HunniBunch97]

-"It was at a funny ANGLE"

-*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *groan* "Dont take the piss Boris!" *bang* *bang*

-"All bets are off" "well I don't wanna make a bet" "well if all bets are off then there isn't any money is there?" "I'm not buying it" "well that's good cause I'm not selling it"

-"personified in this case by a horrible cunt.. Me"

Snatch is epic,, I mean seriously just cause I'm a girl don't mean snatch isn't the tits :D

[ratm239]

Ya Dad juh told us

[GushingMILF]

'What's to stop it blowin' your bollocks off every time you sit down?'

Genius! :D

[xXLemons94Xx]

"its a 4 tonne truck tyrone, its not exactly packet of fucking peanuts is it"

[clanleader500]

Look at your comment, now back at mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, it's not mine. But if you'd stop quoting the video and use other material in your comments, it could at least look like mine. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on YouTube, reading the comment that your comment could look like Look at this; it's an oyster with two Maplemaniac fads. Look again; the fads are now diamonds! Anything is possible when your comment looks like mine. I'm on a computer.

[1234urawhore100]

'i fuckin hate pikeys' LOL!!!

[lildanc]

Thanks for Watching.

'now fuck off.'

[DeejnitrosBEATS]

"He's got as many of these nuts, as he has those nuts."

"I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts"

[DavidMiramontes1]

@DeejnitrosBEATS I could never understand what he was saying. I thought something like angel nuts or whatever. ah well......

[wickedlovescompany]

"this is a shotgun Sol,"

"that is a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent".

[brightolights]

i fucking hate piki's

[connor400000]

epic