Death Bed - Man's Hand is Dissolved (hilarious)

[CrackMethSmackTV]

3:57 for hands scene

[YoshikaGames]

Yes! Let's burn the bones, because everyone knows that burning bones smells positively peachy!

[JoshwithaJ]

The casual acceptance of the dissolution of that motherfucker's hands rang false to mine ears. But for mine belly the laughter was true and hearty.

[paintballgundown8]

That's okay. He can always get new hands.

[patrimacc]

now i know not ti fill my waterbed with sulfuric acid

[TheRealThreeP]

He had a look as if to say, "Dammit. I told that girl at Wendy's no pickles."

[goddessvenom]

Holy crap, that's the dad from "Boy meets World"!!!

[NerdleyMaximum]

Oh no, my favorite hands!

[Greensmurf]

................Oh, erm, ouch.

[teetertoter3]

Suddenly bones are only connected with cartilage.

[rtdonnes]

"It's ... almost like a ... surgical operation." Epic.

[TasteOfGreen]

Nothing keeps a fire roaring like human bones.

[rotaryjesus]

Great.....my cartilage is decaying.

[pearljaime2]

I just realized that having hands fucking rocks! You can type and drive and do all kinds of shit.

[jiltedkiller]

5:00 for the truly epic payoff

[DSNesmith]

Huh, my hands melted off. you don't see that every day.

[moonbea1]

you must be really really ( million more reallys ) reatared to stick your hands in acid!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IfICantScuba]

aww I don't friggen know what you're doing

[yourenviousenemy]

Obviously the reason for his miserable performance is that the actor cant believe how embarassing it is to read such miserable lines.

Someone tell him to stop panicking and think RATIONALLY about the situation!

[yourenviousenemy]

WOW i wish i cud be that cool under pressure.

"Eh well, waddya gonna do? Theyre jus hands. No use cryin over spillt irreplaceably indispensible limbs"

[gizmo452]

kill it with fire!

[huauntourette]

Man:Oh...it seems i don't have hands anymore....

Woman:...Yeah....that sucks....

[spamalottis]

WORST EVER! HAHAHA!

[Ryuhza]

Lol 6:21 you can see the metal in the bone

[Niobesnuppa]

LOL, his hands just got eaten by a freaking bed, and he doesn't even care! xD

[sugreev2001]

How will he masturbate now

[Shalek]

I don't know what to make out of this. Genius.

[Elementerials]

That must be one hell of a hard bed for an eyeball to make that kind of noise rolling on it!

[asberry81]

LOLOLOL its funny that he doesnt seem to be bothered that his hands are being dissolved in acids. Just heavy breathing....lolololol

[Pooky1991]

That is the fakest looking "fake" eyeball I've ever seen in a movie. They couldn't put some blood or veins on that shit to make it look remotely real?XD It looks like the bed has a vejay too!

Man: "Hmmmm my hands seem to have been eaten away into skeletons. Oh well! I'll just go to the doctor tomorrow and get prophetics".

Woman: "YAWN. Lets go to bed and I'll schedule the appointment tomorrow".

[rush1er]

Tonight.. I sleep on the floor

[TrebinJenkis]

Shouldn't he be dead?

[evilwatches]

"Great, the cartilage is decaying." So I'm guessing by his tone this has happened before?

[mengle2004]

Shouldn't he go to a dr or something?

[MDEMONIC689]

Based on a true story.

[alex101579]

XD lol

[PruneFace12]

At 6:28 did the guy just say he can't stand it? Does he mean the pain? If so, he could have fooled me.

[Blade025]

@PruneFace12 he probably realized he couldn't jerk off anymore

[ADeadHeaDz]

Oh no, my favorite hands! :(

[Goodnightfritz]

"Honey I don't ask for much, but I was wondering can you please remove portions of my body consumed by bed acid? You know I'd really appreciate it."

"Sure anything for you."

"Later let's go get a couple nice prosthesis, perhaps something not dissoluble ."

[ArranoGris]

@Goodnightfritz She's his sister.

[Goodnightfritz]

@ArranoGris In which case that certainly makes it a little easier. Plus a good brother sister activity

[dannyhdz27]

@ArranoGris lolz!

[WillStLeger]

@Goodnightfritz prosthetics* soluble*

[JillC2]

Those are some badass bed bugs..

[timvontsteen]

5:39 till 6:27 he's all like: i'm trippin my balls off dude, look at my hands xd

[RogueZed]

... o.O

[KingNuthin72]

well, at least he took it like a man. give him a hand *rimshot*

[randoguy101]

Oh no, not my favourite hands

[patrckhh20]

@randoguy101 Cracked.

[oatmealclampickle]

Death Bed is actually a documentary about the dangers of water beds, but was edited by a drunken baboon. If it wasn't for that, it's true message would have saved billions of taxpayer dollars for water bed subsidies. Some say it was a conspiracy by the water bed cartels in the 1970's to keep people addicted to water, and that they actually framed Nixon by building the Watergate hotel so close to Democrats.

[123killerbee]

greatest scene of all time!

[Arc9er]

was that an orgasm?

[10shinhan]

Good acting

[piedude294]

@10shinhan This was the best acting I've seen. so much enthusiasm!

[SeanBearE]

My father made this movie and I'm not sure that people realize that the scene with the eaten hands is intentionally funny...

[ArranoGris]

@SeanBearE There are other parts in the movie I remember seemed obviously intended to be funny, like the part where the bed eats the pepto bismol to feel better. So, my question for him would be, was the whole thing intended as a joke? Because most of the movie comes across as if he was intending it to be a fairly serious horror/slasher movie. Also, does your dad want the clip taken down?

[SeanBearE]

@ArranoGris No, I'm sure he doesn't mind, but thank you for being thoughtful. The movie's not like a "joke", even though many parts are supposed to make the viewer laugh. It's not supposed to be taken seriously, if that makes better sense. Yes, this isn't a "good" film. There were very few actual actors and it was made on about 20,000 dollars in the 70s. It's very much so an amateur production.

[limbdarkening]

@SeanBearE Did your dad make any other movies?

[HaloRoxMySox47]

@SeanBearE Prove it.

[calikk26]

@SeanBearE your George Barry's son?

[theSEVENFOLDisLIFE]

@SeanBearE Can your dad tell me where I can find a DVD copy of this film? I've been looking for it for quite a while

[Blade025]

@SeanBearE your father is the most hilarious man on this planet!

[mengle2004]

@SeanBearE Did he destroy his rotator cup and then he couldn't play catch with you and now you resent him?

[hilljunk987]

@SeanBearE no, he didnt and no, it wasnt meant to be that way. you just fail

[CronistImperialis]

@SeanBearE you either lie, or your family has a rather fucked up imagination

[sheariner]

@SeanBearE In your position, I'd want to keep that a secret.

[TheDeistAngle]

@SeanBearE

i think it takes a pretty stupid person to take anything in this movie seriously......

[Skulldini]

@SeanBearE Was this flick also intended to be a kinde of surealist or "avant gard"? It seems to have THAT kinde of quality ( wheather intentional or by accident ).

[Skulldini]

@SeanBearE Oh, and that 'Pepto Bismol bit seemed to give it the quality of an insane freaky television comercial. Would've been funnier though if some voice over had said " .. coats, .. soothes, .. releives!".

[Sweetbutdeadly666]

What to comment on? The emotionally devoid girl, the attitude of "oh dear, my hands appear to have had the flesh burnt from them, this sucks" or the fact that the last thing he was able to do with his hands before he lost them was stab a bed?

[Mrcoolization]

wow his hand is all bone nd hes all oh i guess ill have to take them off. lol id be like screaming nd then have someone take a pic so i become famous

[kwill81]

Clothes laying around, oh well.

Blood Stains, ignore.

Zombie friends, they are just high.

Go ahead and stab the bed you think someone is in.

When hands are being dissolved, don't scream just kinda cough.

[pissedatpez]

i dont know how out of it i would have to be to sign this movie but its a "feel good" horror in my opinion lol

[marshan3q]

okay, you dont have hands anymore, and than the chick rips your whole hand off in the end, and you dont even flinch?

[DragonHorse151]

Imagine that bed in a honeymoon suite.

[marshan3q]

some kids what the bed pretty bad, i didn't think pee could soak that deep in

[Flex3182]

Who made this movie and was happy?

[Toadsanime]

Chuck Norris doesn't have shit on this badass mo-fo.

[sugaryourmind]

oh jesus!

[piggeyhero101]

why didnt they just burn the bed when they figured out it wats ppl?

[Bluerage98]

why didn't they just burn the bed, or the door for that matter. Why am I even questioning this movie...

[TPSmartini4507]

Greatest movie of all time CINEMATIC GOLD

[CronistImperialis]

i am not a doctor, but......when your hands turn into bone ......it hurts no?

why do the burn the hands?....they are in a forest.....with wood?

[Gettinghitonattheban]

Why does the bed make spaceship noises that are more interesting the any of the sounds the guy makes?

[cacity40]

what the hell man???

[EchoBoomer1987]

He actually took that pretty well!

[themirrorsofmymind]

Foamy piss bed?

I'm sorry. I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

[Thatevilmidget]

@themirrorsofmymind This is what happens when enough kids piss in one bed.

[themirrorsofmymind]

@Thatevilmidget Yes, apparently.

[TehNoun]

I probably would have made the girl come out of the coma she's in and left, but I guess he wanted to watch marbles that look like eyeballs rolling on a mattress instead.

[cathalc08]

and how is he not in excruciating pain?

[Basskay]

an eyeball rolling around doesnt phase him but then the door closes and OMFG GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[thatnikkid]

Oh hey my hands are off......weird.....

[teel115]

That hair is ridiculous.

[theoneguyoverthere]

Just the hair? Really? That's the only thing you're focusing on here that's ridiculous?

[teel115]

@theoneguyoverthere It's the most ridiculous thing in this video.

[Skulldini]

@teel115 Well at least they HAD some hair back in those days. Not like all you trendy fucks of today with your stupid bur-cuts and goatee beards.

[teel115]

@Skulldini lol u mad bro?

[TheCirnoFairyOfDeath]

and thus borns the first man in the history of the world to have skeleton fingers

[tonymontana1974]

I got my eye on you @ 2:11

[liveup5]

Well,give the man a hand! Or two.

[FFFFFFFFFUUUU]

How high is the drag queen he's with? Really didn't help and the sight of skeleton hands doesn't phase her.

[end0of0infinity]

I would sharpen my nubs into bone daggers...

Just saying.

[reignofrock]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, my gentle Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The reaction is ridiculous. Man, he must be super human not to be just screaming his ass off.

[Renfield66]

he seems pretty calm for someone who just had his hands dissolved by a bed.

[rebekahanncurtis]

And seriously, some guys hands get dissolved and they just sit there staring at them?!?!?!? C'mon, wouldn't someone scream? and really? Why not shove the bed into the fireplace, I bet that's better fuel than bones from some dudes hands.

[rebekahanncurtis]

I'd like to have a sit down with the guy who greenlit this film...

[ShadowoOfBlood]

5:08

... this is the most retarded movie ever.

[riotguards]

nice quality

the only thing i find wrong with the whole skeleton hands is that the bones are kept together by mucles without them the bone would fall to peaces

but that's old films for ya :3

[gmcall1992]

OMFG, really!?!?!? funny as all hell, also...I guess 1st?