Too Short - Cocktails

[checogaray713]

31 niggas don t have a bitch to fuck!hahaha



[BankOfAmericaBoyz1]

real pimp shit 4_real

[adame123100]

too short is the shit......thanks short dogg for your muzik..



[stayridenchevyz]

hands down one one of the all time best too short songs period!!!!! pull ah bitch and smoke a blunt to this!!!!!!!!

[dmajorhiphopproducer]

@stayridenchevyz hey yeah man. I'm high as hell bump'n this. Too Short always been the true meaning of "pimp" on the mic. Hell, he invented the word "beotch"! It's almost like hearing Dolomite on the mic.

[FREEDOMIST617]

SHORT DAWG BEEATCH!

[loop512]

Good shot old school short is the shot.

[southcentraltimes]

Erica

[rawbay1]

shes the freakiest bitchh n america errytim iget da pussy ijux tear it upp

[XxVisceralxX]

'She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck wit Tina...Tina...Tina, the sperm cleana

[menaceone509]

these are the tales that i tell so well.

[CurtisB1011]

30 Virgins dislike this!

[FRESHCOOLAIDE]

Keep yo' left foot in a bitch ass , and yo' right foot on the top step. It's all pimpin'.... Pimpin!!!

[XxVisceralxX]

what the fuck happned to hip hop? this was when the game still had REAL G's spittin rhymes. Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Tech9. All fake niggaz compared to Ice T, Cube, Snoop and Eazy

[thyinnocent1]

3:01 lol ;P

[ckapone187]

bitch so dumb named her misdemeanor

[barrysprostyle]

29 people who didnt have no freaky tails. this beat is off da chain

[jRambo9000]

28 Playa Haters

[MrCHUBBZ954]

Funk

[MrCHUBBZ954]

Funk

[Thablukoolaidsmile]

Classic shit



[SGSacaindo916]

dammnnnnnnn

[FartyFace]

How come black guys don't eat pussy?

[bhuyboo711]

If ur a fake bithch it an no thang

[West0SDS0Side]

@bhuyboo711 pick up tha phone and cal Daneine

[whenlambbecomeslion]

three bitches at the motel, off telie and 94 homie

[misterdubya01]

First cassette I ever bought. Lovin it

[kikkanukka3301]

tina da sperm cleana lol

[PhatSackPaynmaker]

oh man hear that fat bass line i miss it new rap dont know shit about bass

[SuperAriesFireball]

You don't like my dirty raps,you can go to hell!XDhahahaha!

[chauncey1383]

classic short dog...

[TheNemo71389]

Too short is mack music Drake is simp weak fall in love with a hoe and get played music.

[StillClowninAround]

17 yr old still bumping that Mack muzic... The younger generation is getting stupid wit there lame ass new shit fuck that crap. Too Short 4 life straight mackin on bitches

[blancsification]

@ CLITILLIOUS U NASTY BITCH GO CLEAN YOUR CLITT

[scotty0729]

og shit right here

[TheNemo71389]

literally every track on this album is dope. I know alot of you 14 year old hip hop nazi nas dickriders will say its not "lyrical" enough for you. But this is a straight classic this whole album from nothin like pimpin to don't fuck for free.

[bigpapa33ful]

kddfhgskkfksksdjksfjks bldfgsvklddddddddhhhhhfkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkfjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjslllleeeee­eeeeeerfkjdl  you r dome

[nery878]

Too short ain't ever guna stop rappin.......ain't nothing nice bout that man, get him mad and he might just fuck ya wife, yee! True playa playa , niggas can't touch the bay,cheeaaa

[shant07]

if you don't like short's dirty raps, you can go to hell...

[StonedJuggalo187]

i love this song reminds me of me and my uncle kicking it getting drunk as fuck everyday ha

[ThRaShTiLdEaTh420]

@StonedJuggalo187 haha thats fuckin crazy dude thats exactly how i found out about Short in like 94 my unc had a tape of this shit with Pimpin Aint Easy and this song... shit takes me back to the good times!

[Dewaine23]

Breh tellem straight like it is

[TheNemo71389]

5 star mothafuckin pimpin new rap is garbage

[readyredstayready]

pimpin at its finest

[Johnny8109]

Overlord of PORN -hop !

[chrome9mm]

i dont know why he is underplayed man i am a sirius radio man and too short dont get no fuckin play what the fuck 44 and 45 rather play fuckin common and shit fuck that nigga man too short is the bay area fuck new york!

[mjn76]

"She's the freakiest bitch in AMERICA..."



[805memz]

the 15 dislikes aint got cocktails!

[ballsonchin0069]

@805memz maybe they' are they cocktails hmm?

[ballsonchin0069]

@ballsonchin0069 bitches be hatin

[kunjarman]

Fuck brings me back to the good old days...long live too short and easy e songs the best

[Chrisaaad]

@kunjarman me too mane. miss them days

[peteranne789]

Winning the lottery for me, would be living out this song.

[crankymrman]

real rap i miss it

[choicebabe]

I LOVE UR RYMS

LOVE SHORT DOG

[angelamezcua]

MAN this is the shit hear that bass line that 's bad ass

[malopez877]

sometimes its shaved and sometimes its hairy ;) lol

[winthorp69]

@malopez877 The first time I heard this song and that line I lost it. I died LOLing. How he can fit so much filth together in so many songs over the years amazes me! Too $hort for president!

[angel714ish]

yeahh dis my jam can novody fuk wit my nigga too short

[phenobarbitalmv75]

I love your rapp..still..'IM GOING TO HELL' ...can't wait...

[shannonculberston]

wow this take it back!!! i love too short

[TheRealTrigCove]

"'I didnt fuck her feaky ass but it was still fun!"  SHORT DOG i been on this since 95. Had to sneak and listen to this shit so moms aint hear. :)

[FuckIt325]

@TheRealTrigCove LOL same here bro listening to the radio with the head phones on

[illyrian4life]

classic

[kushsmkr247]

TOO SHORT ONE TALENTED RAPPER...

[sonyaransom56]

SHORT DAWG...H.E.A.D. ..ALL YOU WASHED UP HOES TRYING TO THROW THAT P.....DAMN SHORT I HAD TO LAUGH.

[BRYANLJ32096]

I LOVE IT

[greytimearmy]

would sound better gish......

[limon4008]

Bay shit fuck the rest

[TheMerdoch77]

Maybe the best song ...EVER..Just a thought?

[westside159]

MY DICK WAS BIG AND HER NIGGA HAD A LITTLE ONE

[tzomgetit]

do anything she can to have sex with me

[RayNasty28]

Tina Tina the sperm Cleaner.

[Aceleesauce]

BOSS PLAYER SHIT I LOVE OAKLAND,CALIFORNIA! {£}

[nharold87]

beeyotch

[VonnieVentura]

Anywhere I wanna Fuck thats where I Fuck!!!!

[soldierttown]

pimp shit

[219mick]

Can I getta BIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!

[nickyfmunoz]

i love this shit! fasho!

[onehotkill]

no fuck with this shet

[clitilicious]

old skool rap is da shit. New rap is worn, tired and can suck my dirty clit.

[borjas001]

@clitilicious you have a dirty clit??

[MrKingrezzy]

one time this fat bitch told me to shit on her....right on the chest yo,i gave her a shitty cocktail.

[2272grl]

get freaky do dem splits!!!!!

[2272grl]

t..ina tina tha sperm cleanaaaa!!!!!!!

[ralcustserv]

H-E-A-D!:)

[moneyindabank]

BEEYATCH!!!

[vaidisuh]

whats my favorite word??

[MaheM773]

@vaidisuh BIIIIIIETCH, LOL

[worknman2k]

'I met this freak named Naomi. Straight dick sucker, worked me and my homie.'

Hard to go wrong with that.

[uhellaboosie]

REAL TOWN MACKIN MUSIC

[eightballbank]

short dog bay b

[BIG46DUS]

Des are da Tales



[dreamer10813]

FUCKIN CLASSIC

[isi760]

dis songis fukn sick wit it bitches



[semperparatus7]

Don't even try to say word bitch better than too short bitch

[ipromedia]

Too Short tried to pick up my sister, rollin up in East Oakland in a limo but she said hell naw, homie is dumb ass ugly lol

[MrKingrezzy]

@ipromedia you know he picked her up....she just saying that so she dont look bad.too short named her tina the sperm cleana...

[MISSPRETTY585]

@MrKingrezzy Ahahahahahaha

[sneakerhead75]

@ipromedia yu uh lier 

[JaBiTiCaR]

COCK TALES

[smokewagun]

Beeeyaaaatch!!!!

[janelleberrios]

love dis song :) real rap

[lilshitty100]

TOO SHORT !!!!!! REAL RAP DOG!!!!!

[irokztah]

the 15 dislikes might be 15 bitches from the track ahaaa

[2010jpatton007]

use to get mad puntang to this beat...lmfao tina tina the sperm cleaner

[MrKingrezzy]

@2010jpatton007 your nickname was tina the sperm cleaner? thats fkn sick dude.

[MrKingrezzy]

nobody spits lyrics like this anymore nobody..props tooshort for keeping it real as fuck!

[Slicc7]

Man I grew up listening to this as a kid, no wonder things turned out bad for me...

[dt623]

@Slicc7 Haha!! I agree...

[Jackstar769]

@Slicc7 rotflmao!!! me 2 dude

[Em1Turbo2000]

too short all day!

[VinyVerdonkschot]

lil b aint got nothing on Too $hort

[tommigirl4ya]

And if she beep me imma kal dat Bit



[Salesjoejoe]

tina tina the sperm cleaner.... Thats classic shit fuck lil wayne

[rsk0o]

n if she start screamin ima fuck her bit harder!

[weezy22ish]

If you dnt like short then role out, find some country to litsen toooooooo....

[juggernautgaming1]

LOL ill!!



[RealRapMusic187]

12 peoples name was mentioned in this song...

[jordantaylor2011]

this nigga nasty

[mexicanopride101]

shits gangsta

[nuknuknuk111]

ITS THE CALIFORNIA LIFESTYLE THAT I LIVE!!!

SEE IM FROM THE CREW, DANGEROUS BITCH

TELLIN EVERYBODY BOUT THIS FREAKY SHIT!!!!

[holyyouthmonzon]

head job?lmao

@onesmoothgangster

[sandiegog1]

nice nice 

[Xtreme657685746]

2 short but all those bicths in place

[206rigo]

i know girls with these names, now everytime i see them i want them to give me head....

[d15bvteKKK]

i will pop that bitches CLUTCH!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[lathario32]

drapped up and dripped out, knw wut im talkin bout? 3 in da mornin, gettin the gat out da stash spot.

[logtown123]

Guess i'll pull it out and straight cum on yo bitch

[BeerMeister1214]

rollin in cadillacs at the age of 15 bumpin this shit with the older homies..whassup mo, niggie, chino, sergio, roman...good lookin out homies...

[Shadowhoggy]

I fuckin love the hell outta this dude

[nuke1989]

this is like ears porn lol so many fucking, sucking, and sperm in it with  + with so many girls name... LOL

[nuke1989]

bieber fans are liking this

[dendogg55]

THIS ARE!!!! You don't like it you can go to hell!!!!

[The1CALLOWAY]

YESSIR!......CLASSIC!, CLASSIC!, CLASSIC!

[itdontstop25]

all too short albums got a lot of jams on it i like married to the game

[NOSEKFOO]

STILL BE BUMPING THIS.! TOO $HORT

[graylobo133]

listen to this while highschool and still love it, is not that we agree with the rhymes, they just funny and a good way to vent!

[1978BABY]

It's because of ignorant niggas like @whatshaatnin @TotalTQ & @kerndaddy187 that we as a people can never get ahead! Take your asses to a classroom & read a book for once in your lives, but why bother you'll all end up dead, in jail or on drugs anyway. Three more statistics & probably all dead beat fathers!! RESPECT YOURSELF!!

[fleshnbone187]

@1978BABY The lyrics suck and are disgusting but you cannot deny that the beat is ILLLLLLLLLLL! The beat alone makes this 5/5 to me.

[torejanful]

ma nigga tooo short low down dirty short!!! fuk ya hoesss!!! love ma 2 short!



[1978BABY]

This is the most disgusting piece of SHIT i've ever heard!

[kerndaddy187]

@1978BABY don't be a hater.

[bighittr420]

@1978BABY u like sweettalk huh?

[TotalTQ]

@1978BABY eat a dick.

[whatshaatnin]

@1978BABY "You dont like my dirty raps, you cann go to hell!" short dog told you in the beginning of the song Biiitch!

[redstripe92]

Cloverland!

[TheTopdawg14]

This is a Jam ...

[hottboy83]

TOO SHORT..SPIT DAT REAL PIMP SHIT.

[bringbackrap594]

People think mi nigga too short is a new rapper thanks to that duet with piss gaylifa im like hell naw boyy pizz cant get ON HIS LEVEL!

[PoSsUmownage]

Too Short woot woot



[Mr7VNA]

Too Short > DEEZE MY HOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSS BITCH ! lol

[hottnix]

probably the second or third album i've ever owned, lol



[itswithanh]

"her names joanne i always get the p**** cuz i kno i can, finest b***ch around, ain't go no man...everytime she cross my mind I go F**k her again....." love it!!!!

[TotalTQ]

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[ivan01943]

U know how many Biatches i Fucked in HS to dis song ?? Damm i tried 2 compete wit 2 Short but I kant hes da real Playa !!! 818 SV VBS GANG RIP GHOST!!!

[h95718]

ALL U DRIED UP HOES TRYING TO SLANG THAT STANK!!!!

[coldpizza247]

damn i was about to like this song butt then i saw it had 420 likes

[phenobarbitalmv75]

TO THOSE 11 WHO DISLIKES...MAY YOUR SOULS BURN IN HELL.....FAR FROM MINES..THIS IS A GREAT SONG..BEAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

[ShallowGroundDrummer]

414 likes :)

[stonesthrow420]

Hows that album cover? Fuckin PIIIIIIMMMP!

LOL....I love this shit!!!

[somepass1]

this song convinced me 2 go get an aids test

[BASSIDEE]

fuck that shit this song is the shitt

[onesmoothgangster]

i remember gettin my first head job too this classic

[MrProdigy509]

@onesmoothgangster whaaat u remeber giving head to this jam faaaag lol jus playin wey

[onesmoothgangster]

@MrProdigy509 why you playin with your mouth ?