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  • Symonds is a piece of shit...... Monkey face!! Probably born from a Gorilla!!

  • people do have a sense of humour.

  • haha the monkey is angry

  • Kallis can own symond

  • Why he did u do that??

    He seems to hav a problem with every guy...

  • Lol, it's a joke people. Like "hey, what's that on your shirt?". Symonds extended his hand like he was going to shake his hand, and then pushed him. Mike Young didn't laugh, just a wry smile. Symonds face turns away from the camera but I think he smiled at Mike. The team had just won, they were happy.

  • HAHAHAHHA

  • Purple monkey dishwasher...

  • @paulvill09 fuk u ass hole hahahaha fucker lick my dick hahaha

  • fuck you paulvill ass hole mother fucker

  • @paulvill09 this is how you behave with your father :P

  • Symonds has an attitude problem.

  • Thats an intelligent comment Freddie you big twit.!!!!

  • so aggression on camera is humour now?

  • @MrMJ7 Umm hey dumb fuck thats a gentle push between friends. Try your political correctness & chip-on the-shoulder on someone else. In Australia we have a sense of humour. You must suffer low self-esteem to try and dig dirt on nothing

  • @stiggy869 why downgrade your own people to aggressive fools who show aggression for fun. a blind guy could see that this obviously was not 'a gentle push among friends' lol get a life you dumb aussie

  • WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE CRICKET SO FREAKIN SERIOUSLY....I LOVE CRICKET TO DEATH BUT I DONT GET OFFENDED OR SENSITIZED BY THE SMALLEST THINGS. SYMONDS WAS BEING PURELY SILLY AND WAS FOOLING AROUND. WHAT PEOPLE DONT REALIZE THAT THESE PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT TEAMS ARE ACTUALLY VERY CORDIAL AND SOMETIMES THE BEST OF FRIENDS OFF THE FIELD. GET A LIFE PEOPLE. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HATE ANYWAY. PLEASE TRY RATIONALIZING THINGS A LITTLE.

  • @bhriguaneja caps dude

  • this shows australians true colours lol :P

  • @tanujbhar it was clearly a joke u idiot

  • @sportydude16 it was a joke ? fuck you motherfucker asshole son bitch ...EVEN I M JOKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @tanujbhar wtf r u on about....

  • @sportydude16 i jst wanna say you suck :P nigga

  • @sportydude16 shut up nigga 

  • @tanujbhar hahahah im not even black u dumb cunt

  • @sportydude16 ya we are black but which colour you have when go in sunshine u r red when you r sick u r yellow hahahaha which colour you cn define me plzzzz ????? lol nigga :P

  • @sportydude16 gay lol :P

  • @tanujbhar coooooooooooollllllllll.......­..

  • @sportydude16 ONE INDIAN IS HEAVY ON EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO IS HE ? HE TANUJ WHERE ANY ONE WILL TRY TO INSULT MY INDIAN I WILL BE THIER TO FUCK HIM JAI HIND

  • thats a friendly push, u really think he would be in the team still if he did???

  • Meani Symonds

  • saymonds kee maa ka bhosda.......salla monkey

  • @hemant7103 Indians are racist sour pusses

  • @stiggy869 fuckn ozz cock suckers...

  • @freddiekumar Hey Indian tool suck my gangulys till I tell you to stop bitch. Aussies don't take life seriously like Indian bitches. A push between friends is nothing. We don't fall into a pile of poo like Indians do with a gust of wind.

  • @stiggy869 oh dude STFU i knw aussies very well they are pile of dhit who will neva b clean u fukn dumb asses will neva knw wat frndship is.... meanest shit of the world thats wat u r ......

  • @freddiekumar Probably dont want to be friends with you because your a fucking smelly punjab monkey looking cunt, you live in a piece of shit 3rd world country and stop calling my house i do not want to hear about what savings i can make on my phone bill you telemarketing rat cunt!!

  • @mrvictoria

    Go suck that telemarketing cock

  • @TheEuphony69 go eat a banana monkey..

  • @mrvictoria

    cum eat my banana bitch

  • @mrvictoria oh mate i dont wanna b frnd wid u anyway u r such a faggot who has no fukn idea wat he is talking about did i said i m from india u asshole . i dont give a fuck who calls u and shove the bill up ur ass may b deserve that nd that poor cunt shud not help u save nyway..... u r an arrogant moda fuka ..... go n suck that monkeys dick n be his nigga

  • @freddiekumar learn to spell you ignorant punjab cunt, india, pakistan, they are both the same anyway, all filthy mudskinned poverty stricken 3rd world monkeys anyway.. have a good one :)

  • @mrvictoria u oz cock suker wtf u want u r that faggot who must have seen the pussy only one time wen he was pushed out by his mum on birth. fuck it and yea i m from nz u oz sukaaaaa make sure u roger that. u have a goood one too ;)

  • @freddiekumar well mister rajiv mahatmaghandi kumar.. your profile says your from india so clearly your internet prowess is as terrible as your grammar.. go back to your cleaning job or something you filthy slave..

  • @mrvictoria here we go one more hypocrat cunt we r slave okay yup we are but u mother fuckers are dump of britishers i.e. the slaves and prisoners who were dumped in australia n u dumb fuck if my surname is kumar then faggot cant u read my first name i am indian n i m proud of that but helping out nz atm n y da fuck u want my grammar to b ryt look at urs english is ur language not mine bitch. ATTA boy :)

  • @freddiekumar if your living in NZ then english should be your language to you wanker.. anyway im over this arguing on youtube is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.. catch your overcooked self around the taxi rink..

  • @mrvictoria yeah so fuck up n dont reply nd dickhead if m indian than how can english b my language......lol

  • He came from jungle, ass hole

    moneky monkey monkey - andrew symonds

  • @mounika6018 That's what your mother said... Apparently Symmonds is an animal in the bedroom and she called him all kinds of names. Great stuff!

  • People here don't understand Australian humour... That's just for fun, an inside joke if you will...

  • @ItsOneInAMillion - in what country would that aggressive move infront of a camera would be considered "humor" ??

    ONLY IN A CRIMINAL COUNTRY CALLED aUSTRALIA.

    PISS OFF ! ! WE DONT NEED YOUR STUPID HUMOR.

  • @megatop0000 You're an idiot... Get real! It was a friendly shove and it was obviously jocular. Your racist bullshit brings shame on the game, so go and watch something else or keep your shit-filled mouth shut.

  • @triplebettslord - go and fuck off.. or go and fuck a kangaroo....

  • @megatop0000 Awww, don't get upset dollface. I'll be back to give that mother of yours a pounding later. The only reason I call her a kangaroo is because she used to be so desperate for me that she'd pull her pants down around her ankles and jump like a kangaroo into bed.

  • @triplebettslord - bring your real Kangaroo mother and i'll show her what it is to have real sex. You fucking 1 inch dick motherfucker.. send your mother, she'll give you the reviews later. I'll pound her ass till she cums. also you can come and masturbate while i fuck your mother infront of you. Why dont we bring in your wife or girlfriend, she can have a taste of my dick too.. maybe she can give birth to a new animal, a cross of a kangaroo and a monkey. ??

  • @megatop0000 Are u drunk? Wtf is that comment. Just going on about doing his mum.... idiot.

  • @tomberra Hey man leave him alone! He is just trying to imagine being straight for a change... Why pick on the poor derelict?

  • @megatop0000 The kangaroo knows what real sex is; that's why it's been avoiding you. I KNOW!!! Mine's a whole inch now! With a lot of luck and an extra inch; yours will be almost as big! Hot as it'd be watching an amateur get nailed by a kangaroo, I'll decline. I already got the review and it had more 0s than binary code.

    That's not a bad idea actually. My wife or girlfriend should come along. That way I can show her how a near-dicked nut-job can get nailed in the arse by a female kangaroo.

  • @megatop0000 You are retarded. Please seek help from good Indian doctor - yes?

  • @triplebettslord So you like sex with old ladies - you pervert!

  • @stiggy869 Hey... Any port in a storm my friend.

  • @megatop0000 nothing aggressive about it. No one told you that you need this stupid humour, it is what it is.

    Australia is rated one of the best and safest countries in the world, it has been proven countless times. this is coming from and Indian living in Australia.

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  • HAHAHAAHAHA..........YOU'RE A SON OF A CRIMINAL.. THIS FUCKING BASTARD IS FROM FIRST WORLD COUNTRY.. A WHITE ASS.. A RACIST BASTARD.. A PERSON WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS.. COZ, HIS MOTHER SLEPT WITH EVERY DICK SHE CAN FIND. THIS BASTARD IS ALSO A DESCENDANT OF A CRIMINAL WHO HAS BEEN THROWN OUT ONTO A FUCKING ISLAND BY THE BRITISHERS AS THEY WERE NOT FIT TO BE AMONG CIVILIZED PEOPLE. NOW, HE COMES AND SHOWS HIS WHITE ASS. COVER IT BEFORE I WHIP IT RED,WHITE AND BLUE. BASTARD.

  • @megatop0000 LOL is someone a BIT angry? just a BIIITTT?? :) :) you didn't even hit reply on my post... doesn't surprise me :)

    And guess what? the British had control over your country not long ago... and your lack of maturity astounds me. saying my mother slept with every dick she can find. How old are you? Really? because it feels like I'm arguing with a 9 year old.

    And sure, call me racist if you like.. though saying im a "Descendant of a criminal blah blah" makes you a racist as well :)

  • @Dann0359 OK pussy, all crap aside, lets compare India and your fucking country.

    Here are some facts :

    1. Worlds largest movie industry: Bollywood

    2. Worlds largest available technical manpower: India

    3. Most highest educated PM in the history of the world : Manmohan singh {indian PM}

    4. World's largest mobile phone industry: India

    5. WORLDS LARGEST ENGLISH SPEAKING NATION: INDIA

    i can go on and on...

    Lets see where your fucking 1st world country stands ....care to say something ??

  • @megatop0000 Well I'm so glad you know how to use the Internet :) but okay...

    1. One of the highest levels of quality of life

    2. One of the most Multicultural countries on earth

    3. One of the most highest qualities of Health care

    4. One of the most advanced educational systems

    5. Our country doesn't have slums and smell like shit :)

    And wow "worlds largest English speaking nation". At least we can speak the language fluently :) oh yeah.. that was from the British too :O :O uh-oh!

  • @Dann0359 - wow "Multicultural" ?? beating up students, is the australian meaning of multicultural. and thats your MOST ADVANCED EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM. Can you provide anything specific ?? what highest qualities of life ?? is it unique to australia ?? NO. What ever i have said is unique to INDIA ?? have anything ??? OH ya, there is one, SLEDGING.

    BTW, we beat british in their own language on their own turf. hah howzat ???

  • @megatop0000 LOL okay, you can think that if you want about the english...

    And you're more stupid that i thought. Sure, it the events occurred. Though the media making it out as if Australian's are racist over someone getting beat up? don't think it's only Indians get beat up... Women and Children are beat up the worst anywhere in the world, especially your country... And you want unique? despite already delivering? Our gap between the rich and poor isn't so large... where as yours is :)

  • @Dann0359 - what ???? wasn't it the australian media that showed this news first ?? so your media is a big racist propaganda machine ?? is that what you're saying ? dont blame on the "media" and escape.

    ok sure, people get beat up, i'll give you that. But you're wrong to say its more in India, I have lived in many countries, worst has to be USA. people are crazy there.

    what did you deliver ?? let me rephrase the question ? what does australia have that NO OTHER country in the WORLD has ??

  • @megatop0000 If you understood mainstream media, then YES! it is essentially a propaganda machine, one that causes trouble and takes things way out of proportion to get ratings and heads turning ... you don't REALLY have a clue

    So anyway, I feel like i'm talking to a 9 year old about issues he has no clue of because he is still so narrow minded :) i have a life to live... a great one might i add :) post what you want, but you would be basically be wasting your time :)

  • @megatop0000 and highest qualities of life? we have major cities that provide a wide range of goods and services of the highest quality, domestically and internationally... Also we don't have slums and shanty housing :) I think enough is said.

  • @megatop0000 and to add on to that... we don't breathe shit for breakfast... and we have a dam... not a river filled with disease :)

  • @Dann0359 - MOTHERFUCKER, we have thousands of dams as well. use the internet before you speak here. you talk of highest quality of education ??

    WORLD FIRST ESTABLISHED UNIVERSITY ??? was in India. Go check that

    BASTARD, i agree its difficult to talk when you dont have anything to talk. so better fuck off

  • @megatop0000 by the way, the color of red white and blue is better than the color of shit ;)

  • @Dann0359 - ya, thats what will happen, you will be seeing all colors including shit color with red,white and blue if you go down that fucking lane.

  • symonds is such a pathetic looser...after all the crap he has done against India.. he shamelessly comes to play in IPL.. what a pussy........ a model australian... bastard

  • @megatop0000 Symonds gets paid by INDIANS to play in your fancy IPL league... so how about a nice glass of shut the fuck up? Deal with it.

  • @Dann0359 - hahahahaah.......... if only that was true.. your so called captain.. Fucky ponting.. was disappointed because no IPL team picked him...hahahahahah go and SUCK a dogs ass ! ! you need our money to buy bread.. deal with that ! ! !

  • @megatop0000 LOL says the one who comes from a third world country!! hahaha at least our water isn't infested with feces.. and what does this have to do with Ricky Ponting? 0_0 did you just try and bring up another player because you played with fire? how about bringing up a solid argument instead of being insulting? because by the looks of it, you know nothing :)

  • stiggy motherfucker,.... its cheating at cricket is what you pussies do.. got it ??? got fucked by us .. where did you win..??? in a bedroom with your mother ?? asshole

  • im an indian but i agree that austrailians are the best and u must not be bringing a war between india an austrailia

  • @TheHisham420 you are not a indian u r just a ass

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  • now it has been proved that this inherritor of monkey symonds really is rude mofo....pushes even his own coach

    just look at him when he was pushing. you might find some animal

  • @TheHinduFighter Its a joke you pussy. We call gentle pushes a joke where as you precious Indians would spit the dummy and cry like school girls.

    Why don't you harden up u limp dicks

  • @TheHinduFighter Harbhjan looks much more like a monkey. Look up your own tree first - hehehehehe

  • @TheHinduFighter In Australia we do something called "joking around". This is very hard concept for Indians to understand. We don't take life or ourselves as seriously as you (thank god). There is nothing wrong with this it is Symonds being light hearted. If you read something more into this than it is you with the problem and nobody else.

    By the way do you mind if I call you a monkey since seem to think it ok to say???

  • cant control his monkey instincts for long.

    shot-tempered monkey !!

  • @zfjquery We all know Indians are soft pussy. Even a tap would have you guys screaming like babies. waa waa a mate pushed me for a joke waaa waaaa

  • @zfjquery Indians are soft like peshwari naan hahahahaha

  • @Dickmuncha101 hahahaha im not the one with the profile name "dickmuncha101"

    i think the only faggot here is you hahahaha you dropped yourself in it big time "dickmuncha" hahahaha

  • its called a joke ok.

    u thought it was serious u dumbass

  • In Australia thats called a joke. He pushes him slighty as-a joke. But since you fucking Indians are so paranoid u see a problem with everything we do. You have no sense of humour in your shitty culture. We do - fortunately.

    If this friendly push is not a problem for the 2 people in the video then why the fuck do you see it as a problem??? You can't help yourselves can you always trying to dig dirt where there is none. Warped Indians get a life.

  • yo whats the big deal friends do that what the f is wrong with u

  • andrew simons is a monkey.

  • @preludefan You are racist.

  • @gulabjamoon8 your a monkey lover- so what?

  • @preludefan Your a racist cock that matters. Go stick your head up a monkeys arse like Harby for example he seems to have a fetish for monkey calling

  • @preludefan In Australia we have a sense of humour and don't play "victim" every 5 minutes so you Indians would not understand its too complex for you.

  • @stiggy869 im a kiwi you fucking twit, and how can you call me a racist on other videos when you are racist yourself as displayed in the comment im replying to- get a life sheep fucker.

  • @preludefan Don't you guys fuck sheep? I don't give a shit where you are from if you support this video your a cunt.

  • @stiggy869 and your best player is a monkey ;)

  • @preludefan Keep up the racist comments. All opur players are better than you fool.

  • @stiggy869 now your making my cry.

  • @preludefan And all your players are a bunch of cocks

  • @preludefan Well Kiwis are shit at cricket anyway. I guess you have the usual chip on the shoulder living in Australia's shadow and never have to make a difficult decision for the region. Why don't you go have 6 with several NZ sheep bro!

  • the fuk did he do that for ?

  • he's just having a laugh here...but the aussies got into trouble when they did the same to the BCCI President.

  • dude hes havin a laugh just cause u guys dont hav a sense of humour

  • I think he was really trying to press his boobs LOL, coach probably did not wanted to have fun in public so he moved away

  • lalupraSAd your are a sad racist cockhead

  • No we will leave the "bum fun" to the Indians. Its not really our thing.

    Winning at cricket is what we do.

  • @stiggy869

    reassess ur comment--"Winning in cricket is wht u do,"

    U have lost the last Ashes, the World T20 Final, now u 'll only lose!

    u had a good patch, thats all!

    u have never been good spirited cricketers, once Mr.Bradman retired! :)

  • @srikanth5490 OK lets access this: Australia has been No1 for nearly a decade of cricket. No team has come close until recently. We were number 1 all all forms of the game. In comparion India time wise has been No1 in test ONLY for 5 minutes and act like the most arrogant poor sports acusing anyone thats competitve of cheating. I would say we have shitty sore losers who are pretenders and won't be No 1 for long. Every team has to rebuild at some stage

    India with no Tendulkar - flops

  • @gulabjamoon8

    as ur username suggests u r not an aussie, neither are u an indian.

    Bcoz u keep posting here, u must be the jobless pakistani(common thg). I dont care, though.

    ur comment "India time wise has been No1 in test ONLY for 5 minutes " is wrong. we have been No.1,certainly for more than a few monthsand Winning is not the ALL important thing. Winning it with dignity is. last decade(later part) aussies have been cheaters.

  • @srikanth5490 Are you a call centre operator or car washer? That is the usual Indian skill set right? - LOL

  • @srikanth5490 I want to be anything but Indian so I don't have to identify with scum like you

  • @srikanth5490 Yeaaaa, India are just as much cheaters and black shit as the aussies are as cheats. Your team are nothing without Kumble, Tendulkar and Ganguly. Aussies Cheat but your team do teh same. Your team obstructs the batsmen, unsportsmanlike bowling and abussive remarks. And no one cares if india were best for a few months, shows your top batsmen cant get more than 3 runs before getting caught by a 28 stone bermuden LOL

  • @srikanth5490 You seem to post a lot. Do you post in between washing cars and emptying bins? Hahahahahaha

  • @stiggy869 Well, i kinda do it actually in ma spare time cause i play cricket and tennis, and then between school and stuff

  • @gulabjamoon8 Yeaaaa, Australia's lost Ashes, T20 World Cup and Nat-West One Day Series. Shows you that your Australia are the flops without Warne,McGrath and Langer

  • @SimplyNoobGaming Imagine India without Tendulkar. Now there is a giant flop in the making. At least we have had several good players you dickhead.

  • @stiggy869 Well, once Tendulkar goes, you will be like the aussies now ;) :L

  • @SimplyNoobGaming Didn't India not win a game at the World 20/20 recently.

    At least Australia made the final. India did nothing.

  • @stiggy869 Im not defending indians's, i hate them more thanyou cheatin aussies.

  • @stiggy869 at least india win t20 once australia none ....

  • @srikanth5490 Also lost the Nat-West One Day Series. Shows you that they never were spirited cricketers and only won because Warne, McGrath and Langer were there for them.

  • @SimplyNoobGaming Your reasoning is frightening. Different players have different skills sets. At least we have had champions unlike your pitiful country.

  • @stiggy869 Where do i come from then? :L Your probaly gonna look on my page and comments i said before just to prove a point LOL

  • @SimplyNoobGaming From a brothel?

  • Shows your quite stupid if you thought that LOL

  • @stiggy869 u r ass holes cricketers dances for money in india and plays very proudly in ipl

  • @harsh4india Thats because Indians are so boring to watch.

    You hire players you acuse of cheating??? Well anything is better than watch Indians play cricket. Even Indians agree.

  • @harsh4india Indians world cups to Australia ? Hahahaha you sinkers are quiet now aren't you?????

  • @harsh4india Answer your phone you irritating call centre fuck

  • @harsh4india I dance on your testicles

  • @stiggy869 I didnt 'support' this video. :s

    I am emptying tins man..but not dustbins..but aussie and the so called 'white ' man's provision tins~! ;)

    ALL YOUR JOBS..HMM>..DELICIOUS!

    trust me, another decade and Aus will be full of the same brown ppl you somehow seem to dislike..and may be a decade later, your race will get totally mixed with ours! *think abt it, arent we inching closer to making u extinct?*

  • @srikanth5490 No I would not say extinct but it does make sense that since Indians have made India such a complete fuck up they want to spread to other countries and do the same whilst posting bullshit videos about the national teams who's country they want to invade oh sorry settle in.

  • really ?? With the crappy form they are in now...you cant really say that ! lmao...

  • @stiggy869 Ahahaha I love the way you bitch slap Indians Stiggy. Its a sport for us.

    They are such easy prey

  • @stiggy869 so if a random person does ur mom u consider it sense of humor eh? ok I get it OZ IQ is way lower than what ppl consider joke. but anyway Symonds also behaves like monkey too.

  • @virgoptrex Are you really that weak??? Its a tap for Gods sake.

    At least Australians know how to put on a Commonwealth Games where the roof doesn't fall in. I would say our IQ is considerably higher than yours beggar slum dog stinker

  • @virgoptrex Yeah i think its pretty funny if a pig has sex with your mother

  • @gulabjamoon8 porki pretending to be aussie......can only think of pigs because porkis = pigs

  • @virgoptrex Hey Indians are not only fat but they are losers, live in a shithole 3rd world dumb and can't even put a commowealth games together even though you have been there 5,000 years. = Fucking losers of the world = fail

  • @stiggy869 i am convinced u r porki pig pretending to be aussie.......either way both countries are shit!

  • @virgoptrex Think what you want. Australia and Pakistan are superior to you 3rd world beggar. Any other country u want to pick a fight with???

  • @virgoptrex Indians are fat. Look at your fat team. Bulging out of their gay blue shirts.

  • @gulabjamoon8 aaahaa so u r porki pig after all......coward porkis cannot face india face to face and hence now u disguise as oz using back stabbing technique....its ur nature ......lol

  • @virgoptrex Tasmania is better than India. Your country will soon be the most hated.

    Aussies and Pakistan have good relations. But your country is a like a whinging, hateful bitch.

  • @gulabjamoon8 ok porki pig don't lambast unwarranted stuff into my ears....fool! Now that I know ur true identity that u r a porki not oz ur game is over..whole world knows what porkistan harbors : terrorism. :P

  • @virgoptrex Oz rocks and craps on you. Your Commonwealth games is hilarious.

    Need a broom for the running track LOL ahahahahahahaha

  • @virgoptrex Softies wear blue shirt and complain a lot. Boo hoo india

  • @virgoptrex India is a joke. softies

  • aussies off to the changing rooms for some bum fun

  • They are mucking around for God's sake.

    Indians may not have a sense of humour but the rest of the world does.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooool

    your a legend

  • @stiggy869 Indians have the best sense of humour

  • @stiggy869 Next time Symonds should hit him in the balls. Oh well, sense of humor :)

  • @stiggy869 stupid ASStralian faggot.. so pushing denotes a sense of "humor"? lol.. how about a swift kick in the nuts you wanker? I suppose you'd be laughing to the hospital! XD

  • @Ooga001 It was a tap you moron.

    Indians take life so seriouly. I am so happy and proud that aussies are not the boring fucks that Indians are. We can laugh at ourselves you are incapable of that because you are a very insecure culture

  • @Ooga001 Lardass India. Too much ghee and peshwari naan you choot

  • why he push him??

  • it looks real but i dont think it is, looks as if they pissing round

  • Y dnt u go n marry him.lol

  • symonds doesnt need the fielding coah lol.

  • ya he is monkey...he can easily jump around...

  • he is the throwing coach , big deal and they are best friends, it's called a piss take.