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  • Please don't let this be a joke, it needs to be a real show, it's awesome academy awards to the mannings lol

  • These two are clearly the two best people ever.

  • Shoulda been Eli throwing the last pass, as eli is mr 2 minute drill and mr 4th qtr

  • The only thing that would make this better if the bad guy was Bill Belichick.

  • @Pksoze or Tom Brady

    

  • lol

  • where;s the show give us at least 1 esp. please!!!!!!!

  • Eli is wearing "the Joe Flaccostache"!

  • They should call it Starsky and Clutch.

  • MegaJake will destroy

  • too bad this isnt a real show, the acting and writing was great haha

  • actually, scratch that...i hope they make this into a movie haha

  • I hope they actually make this show

  • They need to make a show of this where they fight Tom Brady.

  • Walk in to a build and shout FOOTBALL COPS

  • People cant even watch something funny without being grizzled cynical steaming piles of shit.

    This world is filled with the most pathetic filth that nowhere is safe from them

  • He still just could have pressed the button...

  • This ain't football. =S

  • Hilarious this is funny. Is this goin to be a real show lol? Hey Peyton I hope the Colts feel lucky and draft Andrew Luck and you get Blessed to bring the wins to the Miami Dolphins and something Marino never did, A Super Bowl trophy :)

  • i wonder how many takes it took eli to hit that guy in the numbers

  • haters can hate! GO ELI! GO GMEN!

  • I am so sad this isnt real :(

  • Tony Dungee?

  • ELI IS ELITE NOW, HATERS CANT TALK SHIT LOL

  • @pepsiandsnapple eli is still not elite. put him in the afc and see how he does then.

  • @chvllefrk72 ok, thats why hes in the championship game? eli hater, so fail

  • @pepsiandsnapple again, in the nfc. have him win multiple super bowls in a short amount of time and then maybe i will think differently.

  • @chvllefrk72 Except that the NFC has been objectively better than the AFC this year, so... Yeah...

  • @smokyprogg in teams that had great seasons this year, yes. but that's this one season. im talking about a consistent basis. the only teams in the NFC that have been consistent like that recently have been the saints, packers, and falcons. the AFC has the patriots, steelers, ravens, colts (except for this year because of manning), and jets (even though i hate to admit it). i bet if manning stayed with the chargers like he was originally drafted, he wouldn't be the player he is now.

  • If only this were real...

  • @Rawk4Life also Hines Ward is Korean not Chinese...

  • I think the mustache helps him throw it more better : )

  • so funny!

  • What is Serj Tankian doin at 0:59 ?

  • haha great clip. i wish this was a real show

  • @jewdaman92 Actually, it is. Go to footballcops (dot) com and click on Episodes. Three have been made so far, but the catch is you have to be a DirecTV customer to view them.

  • anybody notice that at 2:22 elis football is still in the holder even though he threw it already? lol

  • No disrespect to Eli, I think he's a great QB but its funny how they made Peyton the accurate one

  • 1:23 Archie?

  • 0:49 Hines Ward!

  • @FlirmLi That's not Hines Ward. Ward is slightly darker skinned and a couple of inches taller than that.

  • @FlirmLi Plus, I need to point out that the guy you're referring to is half Mexican/half Chinese. Hines Ward is half Black/half Chinese.

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  • @Rawk4Life Sorry sir, I didn't know you would take offense to simple football-related joke.

  • @Rawk4Life Lol that guy is full chinese he's my boss. hes a clown

  • @JaysSizzlin Well, and considering that Ward is also not all bald and has a little moustache as well makes it obvious that the bald dude in the video isn't him.

  • is this a real show?

  • Thats a nice 993

  • Partially great,I give them that.

  • He knows what it means........

  • FOOTBALL COPS

  • Lol best commercial Eva old ads were da best

  • Payton: Yo Eli let's do a bro thing while off season

    Eli: Yeah - let's do a show - as cops -

    Payton: - but with football

    Deal!

  • incomplete pass??? that is so Eli.

  • @donazri Eli is having a great season this year. Every QB throws incompletes.

  • Well....Peyton needs SOMEthing to occupy himself.  haha

  • This ain't football.

  • eli, would just, missfire, everytime

  • Ohhh I thought they said Football COCKS and it starred Brett Favre

  • The Shooter at the beginning changes!

  • haha it'd be better with peyton, brady, and eli as the 3 amigos lol

  • @mayhamjaycon Eli sucks ass, he also threw the most INT's last year and his shitty ass team missed the playoffs cuz of his poor play

  • @10Djax10 He also threw for over 4,000 yards and 31 touchdowns-moron.

  • the mannings should definitely rock the moustache for real

  • @thkbrew89 funny u say that bc eli was top ten in accuracy last year 

  • He knows what it means...

  • WOW!!!!

  • Sweetness

  • id like to see peyton manning and tom brady or 2009 jay cutler and 2006 rex grossman

  • Peyton should keep wearing his pornstache

  • LOL peyton haha

  • kanye was WRONG...

  • Eli will never be half the QB that Peyton is. But as much as I cant stand the Giants. as much as I loathe them being a Cowboy fan I took great pleasure in him beating the Pats and the piece of crap Belichick three year ago.

  • Nice!

  • It would have been more realistic if Eli had thrown it and the guy caught and said "Intercepted".

  • @fatmit hahaha look where Eli is now, among the top 4 qbs and on pace to break dan marino's single season passing yds record

  • @ubermensch826 except brees and brady already broke it. eli hasn't. even stafford put up more yards than eli.

  • @fatmit hahaha shut up. eli is the shit!

  • @fatmit true that

  • Lol Incomplete...Priceless

  • I love how Eli fucked up and Payton made lol

  • With great mustache comes great responsibility.

  • Awesome!!!!!!!

  • Please tell me this is real.

  • @kakashiwithoutmask yup as real as it can ever be..

  • Is that really Eli and Peyton Manning? I don't know how they look.

  • @stgm yes

  • I wonder how many takes Eli needs to hit a moving target...

  • 0:37

    For your Academy Award consideration.......

  • see i said manning was a badass

  • Looks fake but its real funny though!

  • LOLX this is so hilarious but I dont know its for real!! love it!

  • wat chAnnel is this gonna be on?

    cuz ive gotta see it

  • I was a football cop once...

  • I guess no one told him...justic is a team sport.

  • Saw this on Total Frat Move.

  • Omg super awesome!

  • I see all 134 Giants fans watched this!

  • I love you peyt-man !!

  • wth really?

  • 0:51 jackie chans cuzin

  • WHEN DOES THE SEASON START ?!

  • ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON!

  • I guess nobody told him Justice was a team sport.... What does that mean... He knows what it means.

  • LOL :D

  • LOL

  • ASHTON KUTCHER. thumbs up if you know why i said his name

  • @JamesC1292 Why did you say his name?

  • @JamesC1292 i dont

  • @JamesC1292 I will always give a thumbs down for saying his name.

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  • wow lmao!

  • hahaha.... thumbs up if @aplusk send u here

  • Ashton brought me here

  • thumbs up if Ashton Kutcher sent you here!

  • I'm Here for Ashton Kutcher

  • This needs to become a series... the Mannings are awesome personalities for this kind of thing.

  • Epic.....The Manning Bros....Rule

  • ... things that happen when there's an NFL lockout...

  • i'll push for the lockout if it makes this show real

  • is this real? huge Colts fan and my bro is a Giants fan and my dad loved archie!

    if this is real, im totally watching it.

    (they should have Mike Vick with a sniffer dog K9, and they catch belichicken with his tapes! :)

  • Holy shit- this is real?! I'd totally watch it!

  • lol love how the guy with the uzi at the beginning just completely changes after he gets killed

  • i wish this was a real show

  • Sexy Sax Man is in the related vids. Why?

  • I definitely think Plaxico Burris would be in charge of the Armory...

  • those are some powerful balls

  • Too fucking crazy!

  • 1:01 - THIS IS SPARTAAA!!! Haha

  • They're not serious, it's a clever viral promotion for direct TV. 

  • ive never heard so many football puns in one sitting...

  • Eli sounds like Chumlee from Pawn Stars.

  • At first, I thought this was a joke, but they're actually fucking serious with this.

  • Reminds me of Gumble 2 Gumble: Beach Justice, from Family Guy haha

  • Please fix the lockout as funny as this was id rather see them playing football! Ha

  • HAHA Looks better than most real cop shows.

  • Have u noticed that all the top players are in the afc south Peyton Manning Reggie wayne Colts Arian Foster Andre johnson Texans Maurice Jones Drew David Garrard?? Jags Chris johnson Kenny britt Titans
  • @OfficiallyKnown I haven't noticed actually....i was too busy celebrating the Super Bowl victory by the NFC North Packers and it's kings Mr Rodgers and the Claymaker.

  • @OfficiallyKnown lol@Kenny Britt is mentioned in the same sentence as A.Johnson and Reggie Wayne

  • @OfficiallyKnown larry fitzgerald is better than reggie wayne and kenny britt. ap28 is better than mjd and cj2k. check ur stats

  • @OfficiallyKnown hey hey shut up I said top players not best players there all top 5 player at their postion

    not britt or garrad but u get the point

  • The manning brothers are awesome... even the one with down syndrome...

  • the asian man that talks mad shit is mah boss lol my actual boss

  • Eli would throw an Incomplete pass and Peyton would be the one that saved the day

  • @xXStudgartnerXx  it wasn't incomplete though.....only the illusion ;)

  • Lol " justice is a team sport "

  • ..he knows what it means.

  • lockout seems to be helping

  • Peyton looks kinda like Tom Selleck and Eli looks kinda like Lemmy

  • Haha Hehe Hoho

  • This is what happens during a lockout so for the love of Pete please end it.

  • This is what happens during a lockout so for the love of Pete please end it.

  • WTF, is this a FUCKING joke?

  • it's the voice of axe cop!

  • justice is a team sport LOL

  • Absolutely brilliant. Can I blog this? Let me check with the other half...

  • This screams ADULT SWIM PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!

  • anyone else notice the guy with the ozzie CJ throws the ball into changes from short hair, no beard , blue pants an one sleve guy, to a long hair, with beard, black pants and no sleves scrub looking guy!!! Hahaha

  • 0:50 - 0:59 - I don't know why I find this part one of the funniest, maybe it's just his mannerisms as well.

  • Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why does nobody know about this? Someone get the technology to send this to the virals.

    WHO MADE THIS? WHY AM I YELLING WORDS OUT LOUD? WHY?

  • @gab8976 then what would u call football if soccer is called football

  • are you fucking kidding me? -_-

  • where's the actual footwork with the ball. football is what americans should call what they call soccer

  • @gab9876 Are you kidding? Your success in football is based around your footwork ability

  • @keilthomas ye but what i mean is that u actually dont use much of your feet in contact with the ball in american football. football should be the name for soccer in american english aswell

  • If the lockout continues, I'll tune in for this on Sunday afternoon..