How to Make an Alfa Romeo Look Good: Battle to the Road Show - Top Gear - BBC

[riz44]

whats the song at 5:05

[Z1CAUSEDEATH]

mrs. robinson

[MrKsizzle]

i fucken love alfas. just saying.

[MegaShaft007]

this doesnt smell like engine... fondue? ahahahahaahahaa

[Sebalfista]

che teste di ca... ma come fanno a rovinare cosi un' alfa. vi odio

[tregyslowagogo]

2nd nice its underated as a gear LOL

[platano12356]

5:00 jeremy has an iPhone

[LessThanCool]

Alfa Romeo's are gonna come back to the US!!!

Eventually...

Hopefully.

[w1924879]

Killing Alfa's for a living....... What kind of job is that.? Just keep up the good work.!

[raptormaster666]

Testarossa, most beautiful car in history at 5:48, but even so, I am impressed by that 75 for surviving so well.

[Ogryzek7889]

Jeremy described the Testarossa as a dog lol.

[raptormaster666]

Yeah, so it's not the best car in the world performance wise, but it is startlingly beautiful.

[omglolnobo]

"does it clonck when you change gear?"

"NO"

[15kalashnikov]

i have one like hammond's

is awasome

the only alfa i like

the rest is rubish

[RobertHamilton85]

'Hello' pffft James's Chat up line haha! May work who knows haha! jk, But christ they were stunning! XD..

[Maxlempouras13]

I Love Alfa's:D <3

[PuppetKing]

+1 if you think the google ad is annoying.

[BillAE91]

Yes it is. Very annoying actually.

[SuperPackers]

Top Gear Is So Funny

[sagittario2006]

british assholes!!!!

Alfa for life!!!!

[mrbojangles56756]

that sound at 8:00 lol

[labrosboxer]

top gear=fucking bastards 

fuck you clarkson!!!!!

ALFA ROMEO 4 A LIFE

[sinnernthefirst]

Alfas are rubbish, they rust, they break down!

[odracirseraoseia1999]

You do realise they loved the Alfas, right?

[Justintimefor2006]

They still can't escape the truth. I love them too, but they're really, terrible cars.

[zeroxstrife250]

oh thanks

[zeroxstrife250]

Why'd that guy have to keep cranking while driving? Can someone explain to me that?

[mastaace604]

HAHAHAHAHA they always clown james, may hilarious

[EdBoy23]

hello ROFL

[pietjepluk1991]

i like alfa romeo!!!!!

And that 75 Amazing!!!!!

[coccolino99]

cant believe hahahaha

[KoolHaus14]

Hammooonnnddd!

HAMMOND!!!!!!

hahahahaha

[whitehawk38]

lol these guys made me laugh so much.

[KingVirmire]

i wish we had a show like top gear in america. its the best show on tv.

[TheScruu]

i wish we had it in italy too

[madangel84]

"Hello" *rofl*

[hennaert]

i must have missed a part but is hammond pumping water in his car because the cars pump is broken.

love top gear

[T100CV]

best parte 7:48 to 8:04

[thatbrandondude]

so in europe the roads are on the left insead of right in america

and the driver is on the instead of the right

so dose that mean the gas pedal is on the left instead of the right???

[MegaRekyyli]

Only in G.B. The rest of europe is what you call "normal".

[hennaert]

but dont brits say "correct side" insted of right side when reffering to cars or driving.

[MegaRekyyli]

It is the "correct" side for them.

[AgnosticCurry]

m8 if u r an american i would reckomend you go shoot yourself for that comment, if u are of any other nationality that was clearly satire and u r free to go

[europeanwonder2]

most european countries are on the right..

[ronaldkamphuis2]

fail it's just in england

[SubaruCrazyMax]

no the gas pedal is on the right

for europe

[th05fore]

3:35 jame's number plate ='(

[TheSoundproofSilence]

I think I know what kind of car I shouldn't get...

[dickkwikkwek]

I love Alfa's so much. They're my favorite brand of cars. They're offer a driving experience

And where did the two hot girls come from at 2:44, by the way?

[Suprahampton]

I'd imagine they were at the petrol stn & went to get autographs... I know what u mean about Alfas... my daily driver is a 75 & I adore it

[Lgvoyagerguy]

iPhone at 5:01

[Kekzor1337]

05:27 Richard Hammond.

[RatedWWE001]

lol

[jeffhardyhotmail]

hello!

[lahmzak]

Lol.. Clarckson Handbrake is on xD

[italianmobsta74]

"2nds nice, its underrated as a gear" lol

[digitalrailroader]

at 6:51, the Spider's engine has the distinct sound of having Zero Compression. 1 of 2 things could have happened: 1) his Head Gasket is shot, or 2) either the Block or Head has warped so badly to the point where the Head Gasket can't seal. sucks to be the Hamster...

[Chigokai1080]

"You can't deduct marks for the cheese" HAHAHA that was epic.

[AEIOU1357911]

^win

[SorPasser]

Dunno what I'd give for the GTC @ 6:43

;))

[kalmankukka]

I love Captain Slow. Stop picking on hem!

[Johannes823]

parah.... kok suka kapten lambat?

[agdamp]

i love the end 5/5 from 09:16

[YounGrasshopper]

at 0:50 Jeremy's face was in sync with the gearbox noise lol

[nikunter]

3:08, 3:23 hahaha

[Shuik]

6 min 11 sec - what's the model??? very beautiful!!!!!

[AintGotShoes]

Alfa SZ...actually hideous from the rear

[Eagle1337]

what episode?

[darastarscream]

Given how often Jezza and Hamster pull those kinds of shenannigans, if I were James I just wouldn't ever leave the car.

-BJ

[petroljunky]

The end was EPIC!!

[LueShong]

lol, "most awkward TG moment!"

[ambuj1991]

ABOUT 7.40...hahahahahahahahahhahaha­h

[martinGunit]

2:15 hahahha

[Bke895]

"you cant deduct marks for the cheese...i didnt put it there" hahah lol 9:06

[desimunda116]

Alfa's are magical things

[labor2]

old alfa's...

[desimunda116]

well i wouldn't know that much I live in US where Alfa's aren't allowed

[bajaracer66]

I can't remeber the name of the song at 6:29 someone could help me?

[Gigadux]

Beastie Boys - 14th St. Break

[bajaracer66]

Thanks... I was turning crazy tring to remember the title/artist!

[dpain0]

LOL "do you have the original toolkit?"

"yes"

"show it to me"

"no"

LMAOfffffffffffffffff hahhaha that was hilarious!!!

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

LOL...

[MREURONCAP]

6:26 NISSAN ALMERA !!!!!! :D

ohh funny funny

[Relliks2225]

lol at 2:55 when james just says randomly (hello)XD

[Stewie486]

Please, I'm not English...someone can write what say Clarkson at the end of the video? Thank you so much..

[wapciu]

from where exactly ? 9:20 ?

[Stewie486]

Yes :D

It's fantastic if you can write what he said...very thanks

[Stewie486]

I understand something but not completely the final :P

My english must be better in the future XD

[wapciu]

it goes more or less like this -

the judges retired to count up the scores but we ware already winners, if we would been in 3 normal cars this would be a drives across the midlands (?) but these 3 old crocks (?) turned it into an adventure: laughter, mishaps, friendship, memories, thrills. That is petrolhead heaven. And as we always maintain, the only way you can get there is in an alfa romeo.

(?) means im not sure ;-)

[Stewie486]

Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!

[alegaleagle]

02.56 - hello... lol

[cocotiger77]

I laughed so hard when Hammond abandon Richard.

[Kniteborne]

Richard Hammond abandoned himself? ;)

[omgitsme2736]

I laughed so hard when they kept running into the car haha

[forestghost7]

funny but OMG I cant believe ppl let Alfas get wasted like this! Id sooner die than abuse mine its in mint cond.

[TheBritishGOD]

green 1 looks good, only if it was mint

[oldsmobileaurora]

5:37 the 75 looks grey 5:43 blue

[bcarby]

It is due to the lens filters

[NashBen]

love the ending!

[BaddieAss]

I'm not gay but Jeremy has such a sexy laugh. I bet he gets mad girls :O

[mangaissofun]

what was the song they played at 5:10?

[lumo841]

Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkal

[dkendon]

Mrs Robinson by Simon + Garfunkel

[BaddieAss]

ROFL May was genuinely angry ahahahahha.

[dunkmasta11]

its like carrying on of your wounded mates from battle with one of your legs blown off!

[tripleheshy]

Not a mention of those two hotties....The things I would do to Little Miss Orange...DAMN!

[DeadMeat911]

just beautiful

[supercarfan0146]

I've been rescued and I haven't even Broken down lol

[azn88hunni]

oh god it is HILARIOUS when the judges are marking their cars!

[supercarfan0146]

GTV Tha Best!

[80Phoenix08]

Seconds nice, its underrated as a gear. :)

[plumbix88]

I drove an Alfa 75 with a 2.0 Turbo Diesel. Man that thing was awesome. Well balanced with the engine in the front and gearbox in the back. That RWD was paying it off. I love that car

[bcarby]

What is the song at 5:20?

[Donedeal11]

why is hammond cranking that thing constantly?

[Betsonesta]

Its a replacement for his broken water pump.

[mitsubishirules]

his water pump broke on the track day that they went to so he had to feed the water to the engine manually

[Mcloganator]

This is why I LOVE Top Gear! These guys are brilliant!

[42ph]

this is amazing!

[sacepums20]

rofl! :D

what is the sing at 5:00?

[stezii]

mr. robinson by simon and garfunkel

[sensesfail2435]

haha the car that is dead had to be towed by a car that was dying xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hollowsephiroth]

Well cheer up. Simon and Garfunkel will make it feel better! HAPPY MOMENT!

[AliGhanizad]

Do you have the original toolkit? Yes ! . Can u show it to ME?

NO?

I was like booohahahahahah

[BEASTMODE415]

"as man of god would you take it badly if i were to key it" lmao 8:17

[themotocrossman83]

do you think they they noticed that there was a Ferrari at 5:47?

[stormthorgerson]

wtf is richard cranking in the beginning??

[TMLVids]

I think its the gas pump... lol

As in he has to manually pump gas.

[yousonofagun]

It was the water pump, to cool the engine down. When the handle breaks... his engine overheats and begins to smoke.

[TMLVids]

Yea, I posted that before they said it =(.

[qsdftfdsq]

water

[geekyfrans]

it was water, he water pump broke, so he had to turn it into the engine himself.

[Ty4ons]

You only need a gas pump when starting the engine. When running it "sucks" fuel in by it self.

And how could a broken gas pump destroy an engine :P

[TMLVids]

I know it is a water pump now! lol. I posted the first time before they said it!

[MRStrokeme]

i may be mistaken but it seems to me as you are refering to a carb motor not efi.....fuel pumps on efi motors run at a constant rate and are regulated by the injectors as needed.....there for if your pump goes bad then... no gas=no go!!!!

[chkaus1]

haha he did it on purpose, i tailgate people sometmies and never hit them.

[dreysride]

"Noes it clonk when you change gear?" .No

[red33m23]

Alfa....I hate it...

[paridealfa]

idiot..

[red33m23]

Have you ever had an Alfa? I guess not...Alfas are the most unreliable cars ever....so if you are not a really wealthy man it is not the car for you...

I used to own one..I should know,,

So I think this will keep your mouth shut...

[paridealfa]

isn't true... i had 2 alfa no one had a problem

[VeloceManiac]

i had an alfa 33, only thing i did to it was fix a window switch, some of the electrics on the guages were a bit dodgy but overall reliable and awesome.

[red33m23]

maybe I was the unlucky guy...I don't know...for how many years each car?

[paridealfa]

an alfa romeo giulia for 27 years and i've got a 75 of 1989 and it was a great car no problem whit it

[red33m23]

you are 16 and you already had a car for 27 years...and had the time to buy a second one....

What are you ?

[sensesfail2435]

HAHAHA LOL

[paridealfa]

my father

[SepticProductions]

I must admit iv never owned an Alfa Romeo before but I have to force my opinion upon you that TRIUMPHS ARE THE MOST UNRELIABLE CARS EVER!!!!!!1

[red33m23]

whatever....it really is quite unbelievable..

[paridealfa]

my father is 47 years old he had an alfa romeo giulia and he have an alfa 75

alfa romeo wins a lot of race and championship with giulia and the alfa technology of the '60-'70 is from aeronautic if you don't cure the mechanics it's logic .... the mechanics break but if you cure the car alfa romeo WAS one of the best car of the world now is only a stupid and fucking fiat

[red33m23]

Now you are talking reality..! I agree on everything you said..!

It is just why my father used to own a gtv and it broke down all the time...and believe me my father takes good care of his cars...

Well maybe the previous owner did not took good care of the car..

[paridealfa]

the gtv isn't an alfa is a fiat coupè whit alfa romeo's engine

the last true alfa was alfa 75

[paridealfa]

Founded in the early sixties with the task of replacing the Giulietta, Giulia will return schema basic mechanisms. The four-cylinder engine aviation school, with distribution and manufacture all-aluminum DOHC. Compared to that of its predecessor was, besides the increase in displacement from 1290 to 1570cc, the important innovation of the sodium-cooled exhaust valves

[jianh1989]

it's a Ferrari 348 at 5:49!

[wilsonleungjd9020]

Alfa.......I love it

[ballickmoyler]

haha ha. what a piles of crap. my toyota corolla is 15 years old never let me down, no problem. only morons think breaking down is fun.

[xADAMxSTix]

It actually sounds pretty cool when the 75 romeo shifts

[Bica69]

it looks like a spaceship! lol

[Bica69]

@ xADAMxSTix

[tubebellator]

hello!

[ccrunner088]

I can't believe jeremy's car made it that far!!

[bunnykins925]

hahaha Jeremy: Alfa's are magic, they're like wizards

[ovinemesis300]

they were winners to begin with :))))

[bloodshot16]

hOLy fuck who ever was fuckign sad enough to re watch the whole episode just to get him in trouble for overtaking on a tiny tiny strip of double white line at 0:20.

Love top gear keep it going.

[qqqweplr]

haha.cant stop laughing.

absolutely love alfa.

[NamesLeo]

lol, "2nds nice, its under rated as a gear" XD

[paulineSherris]

hilarious :P

[JT2534]

haha hammond: 2nd nice it´s underated as a gear

[AernoutMJC]

That "hello" at 2.56 is brilliant :)

[MJDreamWalker13]

What a beautiful ending. Great show overall.

I love their field trips.

By the way can someone tell me the name of the song from 5:03 to 5:19.

[AernoutMJC]

Are you serious?

[jorikrademakers]

its called mrs robinson but i dont know who is the artist

[timchai]

Its Simon & Garfunkel my brother.

[SJkill]

166's are the best Alfas ever.

[ir5ac]

those two girls are very good looking.

[superchris445]

9:05 LOL!!!

[aznhomboi]

lol they mess with james so much

[apfelipod]

5:59 there's an "AA" Transporter on the road seemes like Hammond didn't get there by Jeremy

[theshadoworc]

:O Some eagle eyed viewing there! Well spotted ^^