Charley Says Never Play Near The Stove

[geoguy91]

I would never listen to a child or a cartoon with such soulless eyes. He has obviously been abused and/or traumatized (maybe by that whole milkman thing... notice his mum and dad are never in the same commercial; this is a really sad, sad series of adverts).

[MonteuseTV]

Charley says grlbjagrlbrl. Ever!

[kdreamland]

Watch charley's face at 0:40. He seems purplexed by the kid's translation. He then shakes his head as if in disbelief, than gives the kid the WTF stare. The kid looks back at Charley "Did I do well?"

[POLARBEARLUFC]

Hot milf doing the dishes nice...

[loisneneh]

I luv Charliespeake its serious stuff.....Listen to Charlie and life loses its edge.Of course he could be a suicidal maniac ,,Just a thought silly me...

[krakenwave]

I only talked to my Charlie-Cat when I was a kid - the 'rents were fuckin useless drunken shitheads and selfish cunts. But my Charlie-cat loved me and I loved him and anyone who would have steamed in to argue else he'd have ripped their face offa their skulls.

My Charlie-cat died when I was 13 and is still the only only living entity I love and mourn.

[randomandproudqueen]

I love how Charlie just walked back and fourth for a bit when scalding hot water landed on him, then sat in almost the same place....silly Charlie

[trimmytrab]

Charlie says he is having an epileptic fit and needs urgent medical attention

[PaulAnt2008]

I don't get it - after he got splashed the first time, why didn't Charley just ... MOVE AWAY FROM THE STOVE?

Stupid cat! :P

[Jadiebloop]

0:34 - 0:38

[dextrovert]

Sounds like they used a tape being wound back for the cat, wow the sound effects were no doubt shocking even back then!

[goodguitaristatmetal]

Cats dont eat SAUSAGES!

[Feisty1967]

@goodguitaristatmetal Oh yes they do!

[gallafey]

@goodguitaristatmetal the cat i had once who loved sausages, but thats not all he would eat any brand of cat food like Kitecat or Whiskers oh no had dog food such as Pal or Pedagree Chum & only drank water from a tap oh and love been given a bath aswell

[AxelandDemyx101]

What the hell is going on with his head?! Hes having some sort of face seizure...

[Jengybhoy]

Charleys been gubbin e's all night...look at his pupils.

[heliumtrophy]

Charly says that injuries are cool and you get to go to hospitals and look at nurses all day.

[thewerdoisme]

that cats life is horrable!

[RoonJazz]

The mum was probably upstairs - entertaining another 'client'.

Why didn't fool Charley move away after his first burning? Whatever these animators were on - can I have some, please?!

[liliette73190]

0:11 charlie says hes havin a fit cos hot waters just spat all over him

[Tinkerbell7878]

wtf is wrong with that cat?

[geardawgalt]

Charly must be on some "Charly". He's fucking spazzing.

[Gellis2009]

Charlie says for fucks sake put me down i clearly have fucking rabies.

[davedundee]

boil the cat

[CaptainRooble]

Wow.. I feel sorry for the voice actor, I bet they were bullied for a long time after.

[VALsacount2]

But only Chuck Norris could make that voice!

[Emrald70]

the animation and voices are so prehistoric and crappy that you can't NOT keep watching

what a sad and lonely life 16,076 people must lead

[ShutUpYouMong]

Charlie says that wankstains like you should be kept away from the internet.

[pissedjed]

Whoa... Charley sounds a lot like nibbler!

[IsaacAttack21]

giant freaky cat with brain damage alert!!!

[6footsharon]

charley says mum is where she belongs - tied to the kitchen sink!!

[earjams1]

Well that's good. Because now that jerk of a cat won't eat the families dinner and will stick to his own food. What that cat didn't tell you was to stay away from greasy food like that because it's hazardous to his health. Another thing the boy needs to know is to watch your pets and not have them watch you all the time.

[TheJohnDoran]

Fucking spastic cat.

[zaxoran]

Learning lessons by making your own mistakes? No, we have drugged cats for that!

[etocadet]

@zaxoran aye thats true i can remember first time i saws a fireplace (with a lit fire) and i went to touch it my mum grabbed me and said put ur hand close but dont touch even that hurt so i learned not to do it we only learn through pain its the same with animals

[Nintendavin]

Stove's are not nearly as scary as this PIF for gods sake that cat is possessed...

[Spudfish93]

LOL 0:45 looks like the kid had a stroke or something

[jaffacake1578]

look at the kids face at 0:45!

[LILMISSPOSHANDCOOL]

how can that kid tell what charley is sayin'??

[kitmm]

You would have thought Charley would have learned his lesson from the bloody hot tea pot...!

[lm145]

charley say's....

dont wank near a stove or you burn your cock!

[maccafan10]

IM45. That Charley cat sounds just like my missus when I try to stop her coming up for air from under the duvet after a jolly good trump.

[Feisty1967]

@maccafan10 That cracked me up!! Thankyou!!!

[maccafan10]

@Feisty1967

Thanks, LOL.

From 0.31 It looks just like her too when she is giving me earache

[filtermadg]

RAVE CAT

[LordlyJeremy]

The little boy's name was Dominic.

[steve371970]

I remember watching these ads as a kid, i always felt they had an eerie quality to them!!

[LNER4468]

Charley says "Never play near a stove". The kids of today say "What's a stove???"

[RylothRanger]

How does the kid even interpret what the cat is saying?

[LNER4468]

The kid (whose name we never learned) was even weirder and creepier than his drugged-up cat.

[musiciseverywhere1]

Don't be daft, even i know what the cat is saying. Not that hard.

[steveasat2]

His dad was Klunk from "Dastardly & Muttley in Their Flying Machines" and him mom was Nell. So he got a lot of practice deciphering gibberish.

[rebrella]

Actually, the cat kind of sounds like a dog now that I think of it,

[boneym22]

Best

[RumpleDoodle95]

Poor Charley. That child is disturbing.

[spikespeed125]

OMG ! That was so hilrious, lol ! My silly kitten tried to jump to a boiling saucepan as it had some chicken in it. Luckily he didn't get burnt as I got him off it straight away thanks to these adverts, lmao ! They should bring them back ;-D

[mistofoles]

Hey,don't remember this one..how many of these were there originally??

[gibsont1232]

that cats on acid

[celsius233]

Charlie looks like he's having a fit.

Actually, he's acting a bit like my cat did when she accidentally ate some weed. (Don't worry, she was fine the next day)

[charlieboy7t5]

With mum shagging the milkman dad playing with his rod on the riverbank and the kid with the talking cat this bunch of misfits should be on jeremy kyle

[jackblairful]

@charlieboy7t5 your comment made my day

[UncleKennybobs]

It's official, Charlie is smacked of his tits.

[KipsKabin]

Brilliant! I remember watching these as a kid lol!

[Onlyjasonhere]

''I had a cat like Charlie, he told me to invade countries and kill the jews.'' - Hitler

[mysterio00]

stupid retarded cat XDDD

[Jamie10004]

These should be re-broadcasted on the BBC. Not for nostalgia reasons, but for information purposes to younger children.

[wastedjt]

that hunchbacked woman should pay more attention to the stove

[randidno]

Agreed! It`s not the mother in this case though (the mother is blonde), so it must be an elderly relative

[charlieboy7t5]

Shes to busy thinking about the milkman

[Elpoochio]

it sounded more like a dog than a cat when he told us never to play near the stove. the shithead spoil sport its fun.