How Much Time Should The Butt-Bandit Get In Jail?

[muaythaijunky]

guy just needs an ass whooping. tax dollars towards jail time is stupid for this one. all that needs to happen is he meets a guy like me who just happens to catch him and says wtf with the ftw personality and beats the shit out of him. can any one think of any thing better then that? thumbs up on it. pranks and crap like that shouldn't cost us more then a car wash and some Windex because then its just more out of the pockets. hell id even go for public humiliation on that one. it will work.

[InversionGameStudios]

Reminds me of the smoking bandit.

Don't send him to jail. When what you did washes off it isn't a jailable offense.

[HellMaster548]

I just searched ass bandit...

[liveerpoolfan]

Ana ya hypocrite u say the gov shouldn't put ppl in jail for stupid shit like smoking pot n this is funny as shiit it's a fine at most

[TheDavid2222]

Ana Kasparian is way too conservative if you think about it. 1) she is very easily offended. 2) She wants people to conform to society's standards REALLY bad. 3) She thinks that her feelings are SO important that if they get hurt someone should be in jail for it! LOL. 4) A little chaos is a good thing. To much order and respect for authority gives us Nazi Germany. I really don't think Ana understands that. She is NOT progressive. The guy didn't hurt anybody just fine him!

[cmau14]

if I was the president I would pardon this guy

[JuKa3177]

how funny would that be tuning into the new channel hearing the new anchor report on this

news anchor: "And the butt bandit strikes again"

me: giggling like a school girl

[Daisy4Loka]

$500 fine should be enough

[KmS69GlItChErS]

damn... im gonna start doing that.

[HowToGetFreebies]

Give him a fine and some community service. Jail time? I don't think so. I love that Jayar's mic has a santa hat on it, btw lmao

[KingTekins]

@Darrknox You clown, there's no such thing as "reverse racism". Racism is racism, idiot.

[Darrknox]

@KingTekins Drown in your delusions kid.

[cmau14]

only 13 months? hell it might just be worth it

[nintwiggy6491]

He definitely should be put in jail but for 13 months??? Thats ridiculous.

[nintwiggy6491]

@zombieiscool

$500 dollar fine? thats it?

Wow you and 58 people have never gotten a ticket before.

500 is NOTHING for that "crime"

[theprotectshade]

I bet the butt bandits roommates is make GOOD groin marks on his vasiline covereded ass

[bravesn11]

this is the greastest thing ive ever heard!

[timosh78]

the usa is way to harsh !!

[MrYoface96]

church wtf is wrong with him

[jethrodassam]

@MrYoface96 I love it that he did it to churches. LOL

[aylix89]

yeah go a exposing your ass in prison ...if he gets raped he cant complain

[valdezmiguel2]

he should be drawn and quartered.

[TheHammer209]

he should get public humiliation

[LossOfEternal]

At least he is getting his butt taken my other bandits.

[brokenassholestudios]

Guess he's not the only butt-bandit in there.

[MsNAOD]

bad tatoo on his ass

[geraberl]

Wonder if he will imprint his butt around his jail cell

[cletedawgthewalmart]

@geraberl im sure his shower buddy will do that for him

[Manofaction0]

Probation and a fine.

[farcryaustralia]

I think he should have to go buff all his butt prints off!! :D

[Pfsif]

Beware of the prison industrial complex!

[BARNEYRAPEDME69]

I'm sure college fraternities now have a new drunk activity to do because of this guy.

[arklat]

My buddy the "Hair Bandit" of Long Beach got 8 years!

[CRUCIFIXER55]

BUTT PIRATE ARGHH THERE AFTER MAH BUTAYY!!!

[my89tube]

Meh I read the title and thought this was something much worse than what it is. It's wierd, put him in a jail for a couple days or weeks.

[DanRSL]

Dude should have just gotten like 1000 hours of community service

[billyjoejimbob75]

That was a shitty thing to do. His sentence was crappy too.

[YCheez64]

Rubbing your ass on a car windshield; $100

Rubbing your groin on a car windshield; A medal.

[RaiShizaki]

A few hours of community service would do just fine, that and like a 250$ fine.

[PeaceeLoveeCookiees]

13 months is stupid.

[rosen00000]

man that guy did it to the chuch ? i wanna be there when they give him the key to the city

[redbonegal]

He won't be greasing his @ss and balls up in jail!!! Lesson learned!!

[sid9221]

13 months in jail will cost the tax payer's around $40000 dollars .......

[LutMejiaJ]

13 months is too much.

[moey438]

LET HIM GO! LOL

[BboyArmo]

Dude tell that stupid bitch girl that's sitting next to you to shut the fuck up.... wow she was annoying, she's the one that should serve a month in jail for being a dumb cunt...honestly, if I had to pick someones ass and balls print on my car or listening to that stupid girl talk like a bitch, cunt... I'd pick the ass print... What the fuck do you know about jail time bitch?! like a month is nothing? ...He should have got 10 days community service, NOTHING ELSE!

[pathankhan39]

shut da fuk up. ur noo one to decide

[VivaLaGeddyLEE]

are you serious?

Serious??

[RedNProud]

'Hmmmm what shall we do? Put him community service washing windows and stuff for 6 months and give him a fine which means we'll get money off HIM. Or throw him in gaol for 13 months at a cost to US of several tens of thousands of dollars? ' What wanker of a judge passed that sentence down?

[duffer29]

damn. i thought this was about bawney frank

[CmdrTobs]

Even worse he would get put on the sex offenders register..... between that and the 13month sentence which will guarantee that the best job he can ever get is sweeping means his life is over.

What should have happened.

$2000 + some counselling as to why he did it so much.

[HANK0000]

13 months in jail? After I watched this video I watched the video of the guy who stole $50,000,000,000, got rid of all the money, and didn't get any jail time because he is 70 years old! That is 50 billion dollars gone! And he doesn't get any time. Now this guy does a slightly annoying prank, and loses more than a year of his life and must live the same way that serial killers do. This is absurd. And I agree with Cenk, he got so much time because of the Church.

[upplsuckimcool16]

Probation maybe but a fine sounds good...... mmaybe not 25 g's though

[philateliceun]

WHAAAAT?! 13 months?!?! what the fuuuuck!!!! My friend smacked someone in the face with a glass, he got 3 months and 1500 euro fine. Now, there was no damage done, a few small cuts and I would say that 3 months even is much for such an offence. Knowing that people get beaten up faar worse then that everyday and people get 2 months community service for that. But 13 months for something like that? You know how jail is like? 13 months between rapist, killers and molesters? Fuck this system.

[badger5079]

If your friend shoved a glass into someone's face, he could have blinded them. That warrants strict punishment.

[philateliceun]

yeah I know and on one side I can understand the punishment. But still, guys get beaten up 10X worse everyday and almost all get away with it and the guys that get caught get a few months community service. But I understand that shoving a glass in someones face is unacceptable. I just hoped it could be a little more fair and balanced and not like fox news

[badger5079]

Forget what crimes that certain people may get away with. Criminals who are caught should be punished appropriately.

[SeagullPuncher]

Jail time? This guy deserves a medal!

[Johnlennon449]

@SeagullPuncher xD

[SpottedLeopardCat]

The American legal system is screwed up

[janiecerobinson]

$500 fine and that's all. he wasn't exposing himself to people. he's a jerk but a pretty harmless one. not to mention, it's amusing...juvenile...but still amusing.

[iamlegndrylysv]

he shoulda had some odd hours of community service and paying to remove all the ass-prints

[htownnigggga]

death penalty. its the only way..

[maasicas]

no jail time. fine makes money for country, jail takes it away, and not a little

[MrsD7777]

LMAO! Aww Man, i hope he wont be using that vasoline in jail whoa!

[iambac]

The girl is stupid and the mexican or latino or what ever they want to be called is retarded, like most op the people who replied It is against the law to expose yourself to people and he did it a lot, to women and children, and of course third world countries don't arrest people who do this because they dont care for women and childrens rights that why the allow them to be raped by men, he derseves 13 months and if he does it again he should get life

[OuchThatHurtsSource]

@iambac 8 years old?

[philblunt420]

From the title I thought they were talking about Bawney Fwank.

[Dorisequador]

30 days of comunity service...?

[Shadowedstar315]

i would laugh if ana went to jail for laughing at the guy who went to jail.

[grawk1]

isn't that a recursive loop?

[nachomao]

jail time 4 u bitch! ill rub mine on your stupid face

[ninaneedsausername]

i'm on ana's side

[HaT223]

After he is released he probably gonna get his revenge Butt marking all the cars in church parking lot. Ya just let him go its just a joke.

I have done someof that kinda shit though not that serious

[greatlakesrelaxation]

This dude was called the butt bandit for nothing. He was robbing and ransacking businesses!!

[6btown9]

shame, think about what's gonna happen to him in jail???

[FlunkedLife]

The Jail sentence is insane...and that girl has no idea what she is talking about. She should spend sometime in jail to see if its a such a laugh.

[matthound]

it's pretty simple dude. (man this guy is dense) If you are showing your genitals to crowded churches and restaurants, you are showing your genitals to children. *that* is considered a form of child-molestation. *that* would explain the jail-time. next time you need help with a conclusion, you just run it by me and i'll help out. ... freakin' meat-head.

[pookabun]

Give him community service - he can go clean windows somewhere!

[MarduktheRedDragon18]

I say about 3 weeks to a month and community service

[browneyedbrunette813]

sheesh, 13 months? that is WAY too long!

No jail time, A LOT of community service and maybe a fine.

[ultramagchen]

that is a funny story

[megamarsvin]

Jayar voice of reason :D Friggin religious prudes!

[fintan1916]

Yo' Bubba, have y'heard 'bout that new dude in cell 256? They call him the 'butt bandit'. Better not drop the soap.

[readchomsky]

Hay-Oh!!!

[TruthFan]

LMAO

[Decapoe]

Oh, thats outrageous. He should have gotten community service or something.

[nezpercenathan]

I agree with the girl about jail time of a month, plus a fine. Maybe plus a year suspended.

[firebird300000]

let him go!!! no jail time no fine let him go its funny...

[zhae00]

LOL

[econchick]

thats all you can say

[retrozim]

That dude's a fucking idiot. Let him rot just for being so stupid.

[bearshaman0]

if johny knoxville and stevo had done it on video it wouldnt have even been seen as a crime

[kurd55]

Fuck! That woman in the video sure has a fucked-up view of reality. It's not good, by the way, to get some sort of fiendish glee out of people getting raped in prison---only a sick and twisted fucktard would get some sort of feelings of satisfaction from any type of rape. Grow up, honey.

[Utubepirate]

personally I think that he should just get 250 hours of community service.

[cwolfe51]

Cut him some slack. If he was a sexy babe he could get paid for it.

[cwolfe51]

Jail is not a real solution for this, I mean it's about the same as tagging. How about making him do it in public with super glue on his butt? That would stop him for a while.

[idontfkinknow1234]

You Americans need to relax on throwing people in jail for every fucking thing.

Sooner or later (if it hasnt happened already) half your fucking population are going to be ex cons FFS.

[rogermoore27]

he should get a public caning on the ass!

[david3188col]

i say a fina and maybe probation. id get him therapy if anything. lol

[cam427]

i agree with Cenk, jail for that is stupid

[PYTHAGORAS101]

That woman is a stupid facist pig .

jail 4 petrolium jelly on glass ???

Her attitude is worse than the Butt Bandit

OMG LOCK HER UP !!! :)

[thelastemperor909]

he better take that wit him to jail hes gona need it :) specially when hes gona get the soap

[james44890]

That woman is stuid

[impikmin]

LMFAO!!! "He's got some balls... and he's willing to prove it."

[pimpsoldier0]

MY JOKE:

unfortunately for the butt bandit.... his cell mate's nickname is also......the butt bandit

[NSU224]

lololol Very funny, good one.

[Jaggeh33]

she's an idiot, that isn't a crime requiring jail time. creams aren't even permanent defacing, if he was putting paint on windows then maybe

[Willettes1]

would you want him to come to your place and put a imprint everywhere?

[glaschris08]

i dont think either of them is being serious

[007walk]

dude you should be a comedian

[oswald420]

i'm so going to do this now...

[phaegoddess]

i would pay him to do that to my roommates car!

[phaegoddess]

lmao

[benjamite31]

I have a question for Ana and the rest of you who think he should get jail time. Would you be advocating for the same punishment if a woman were doing this, the exact same behavior? Imprinting her ass and her vagina occassionally on some windows? I doubt it.

Many of these minor "Sex Offenses" are written to specifically discriminate against heterosexual men. For example, a NYC city councilman tried to criminalize deliberately positioning oneself to look down a woman's blouse or up her skirt.

[Abgef]

Agreed...

& some women actually say they wanna be treated as equals...fuckin ridiculous

[duhCider]

Keep him in jail 'til the day after he runs out of petroleum jelly. Make him sweat that one day without lube in da slamma.

[kruat43]

How about sweet Ana putting her imprint on our monitor screen!

[IntractableJ]

I'd like to know who gave him 13 months.

Probably some pious asshole.

[Wendy62]

I just want to know: Didn't the KY all get wiped off when he was wearing his pants?

[aquafishsoup]

he needs to do that to my neighbors

i'll pay him decently

[ItzMeRon]

Let him ago.

[lublinkid]

its like the mark of zorro, but instead its an arse

[GretchenDawntreader]

LOL someone heard the term "ass bandit" and said, I could do that...

But they didn't know what the term actually meant...

[dishwithtrish]

a month in jail ?? a fine ?? ana grow up ! this is hilarious...at best, community service for hittin up the church. let em goooo !

[Abgef]

agreed

[Stormwern]

A fine makes alot more sense idd, way too many people in prison already in USA

[tnafever]

Guess he couldn't afford a lawyer. Plead insanity.

[mortysand]

"What are you in for"?

[MirraSyren]

Cenk!!! No way!  You would just be amused by him putting a groin imprint on your windshield, ~you really don't mind cleaning that off???

Ana, as usual is right, one month in prison sounds perfect. Ana, you look great!!!

[LordeRamos]

as always, JR is the voice of reason... ana was completely off base on this one

[oppesdaman]

I would have fined him, no jail time, and an in depth psychological evaluation.

[talagp]

The sentence should be a few 100 hours of community services. This dude should be given something constructive to do with his spare time.

[Abgef]

agreed

[xxxchaindrive]

Just what the fuck was the charge? Felony stupidity? This guy didn't do dick...well I guess he did, but only harmless dick.

Well, I guess you've got to consider the area, the "bible belt, you can't make an ass hat out of anything there, or they'll throw you in the stocks. Uptight fucks.

[sonyavsystem]

Nebraska has no right to convict anyone in the first place as far as im concerned. Lets stop pretending that these right wing hell holes have legitimate governments.

As for the butt bandit, he should be tried and sentenced by a legimate government somewhere else, or after Nebraska has been dismantled.

[Namari12]

I agree.. a fine is enough.

[osp80]

disorderly conduct and a decent fine and be done with it

[paulsmallwall]

let him go

[Jacko86plus5]

The number of things the government can throw you in jail for is really becoming scary. There are over a million people languishing in rape-rooms all across america for marijuana-related offenses. Literally having the wrong type of vegetation in your pocket. I think Ana should consider what prison is really like before she says people should be tossed in there for minor offenses. Jayar is right.

[rickelmonoggin]

'Butt Bandit' isn't the kind of nickname you'd want to have in jail.

[jsg103]

back when i was in highschool a couple guys did that and they got like 40 hours of community service..lol

[crowdaddy13]

dude cenk!!! id spend 13 months in jail before i pay a $25000 fine, fuck that, three hots and a cot

[hnSforthewin]

what is this man's crime?

[2012isHere]

I agree with Jayar all day long. Its retarded that Ana thinks anyone should get jail time for this. Its a stupid move by the butt bandit, but jail time? Thats mad wicked retarded. Obvious jail is just an idea in her head and not a real place for criminals ... not that dude.

[LordCalculus]

No jail time! Let him go!

[JudahKhan]

jailing him is a watse of money.This is fine and home detention/ E.M situation ,soley. His lawyer must have been a joke.

[verdantforce88]

thats harsh

[GoGoGomy]

You're a legend Cenk.

[RyDawg084]

Hopefully he stills has some lube left for prison.. he's gonna need it

[lebaneseameer]

He should do 600 hours of community service!!

[suisenbenjo]

Hopefully they let him take some of that jelly with him to jail... he might have a better reason for putting it on his ass there.

[Bobbiethejean]

Give him a good spanking and let him go.

[SpiritualAtheist]

that might only encourage him

[jay733]

But with the jelly on his ass first so it stings more.

[KoutetsuTenshin]

LET HIM GO

[SybianCentral]

LET HIM GO +1

[audadvnc]

30 days in the hole and $1000. Better watch out, all you Xerox butt picture takers.

[darktoadthesticky]

He should be in the mental hospital, not jail.

[highway234]

i dont think he deserves the silver star but i'd be willing to give him a bronze.

[FlunkedLife]

13 months...for that is scarry!

The guys at J**ass could be sentenced for life.lol

[PlayT0E]

$5,000 & 7 days sounds reasonable

but if he does it again $50,000 & 364 days.

[UlyssesBreckenridge]

So he didn't touch anyone and didn't break anything... Fine + 1 year community service on the weekends.

[ArcticSledgeTank]

even in north korea you wouldn't go in jail for that

[jaim12005]

wow he should have to pay a fine. and be on probation w/ comunity service. Cleaning windows. LOL

[facelesshorseman]

You should do a story about the Nashville Foot Stomper who died in jail, or Carrot Man, also of Nashville, who might still be at large.

I wish I had the nerve to describe what Carrot Man does. Disturbingly hilarious.