A Christmas Song!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Galilee sounds a lot like Gallifrey...

[Kamades1]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack .... So is the Doctor of Doctor Who just a bizzare stand-in for Jesus?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@Kamades1 Well, he is very fond of Christmas...

[PsychoKiller888]

Of course Jesus doesn't get anything for Christmas, he doesn't exist.

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

Jesus may not get presents for christmas, but EVERYONE sings for his birthday, even people who don't belive he exists. DFTBA

[mercyvaughn]

What song does this sound like? I can't think of it, but it sounds a lot like some other song of Hank's. Maybe Song About an Anglerfish?

[ScullycommaKristen]

I had a quick "textual communication!" moment, with a scary flash of "punishment!" bloodlust . . . sorry! =D

[jackkatez]

Funny thing being...Jesus was actually born in the springtime...

[ChipChipBreak]

@jackkatez Does it really matter what date he was born on? I don't think the date on which we celebrate Christmas is too important in the grand scheme of things.

[nerdsrsocoollike]

Fine! You've convinced me! Where do I send it to?

[playfulkitty828]

If anyone is Christian on here, lets live the best way we can and give it as a gift to Jesus for Christmas :D

This song was cute, Hank :D

[PuddleOfWaterBASS]

Alright, let's specify this- Christmas didn't exist when Jesus was on earth. He was Jewish, so he likely celebrated Hannukah. Christmas was created when Constantine took over Rome and made Christianity mandatory. Due to that, many pagan festivals were "Christianized," including the Roman winter festival to the god of time, Saturnalia, which the Christians turned into Christmas.

[llegzgrrl]

Thank god I'm not the first person to notice that you almost said galifrey

[wherearethehouseelfs]

Can anyone help me figureout the chords for the last part?

'jesus just dosnt know what to do he dosnt want to seem like an ungrateful youth and the worst part is its his birthday too"

[ConfusedShipper123]

He got myrrh and incense. :3

[rockstarnanaful]

Omg nooo

[tacoismykitty]

certainly better than jingle bells, or any other Christmas song for that matter

[sgtfwoods]

Wait did John get punished for IMing Hank?

[puppylover11396]

@sgtfwoods They don't get punished for that anymore. They can communicate through text now. That was just 2007.

[neeeeves]

I kept thinking you were saying "When he was a boy, back in Gallifrey..."

.

holy shi... THE DOCTOR IS JESUS

[Hartfordamy]

@neeeeves the doctor is jesus... everything makes sense now :D you just made my day that much better :P

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

hehe. I love how the ad is for getting a degree online... for the Bible. A Bible Degree.

[mark4851]

well jesus can magic himself up some presents

[Euglossine]

‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Matthew 25:40

[19ladybug95]

@Euglossine i want to like this like, at least 55 times just to get it on the top comments... but i can't.

[ukgreaterlondon]

by white power i am talking about the person in this video NOT THE WHITE RACE .

[ukgreaterlondon]

i will drop a heavy misslie onto galilee and leave galilee in ruins , JESUS SCUM !

[ukgreaterlondon]

white power !

[BookwritinChick]

When John messaged Hank at the end of the video, I immediately thought, "JOHN MUST BE PUNISHED."

[Ravenclaw797]

hank has such awesome songs

[bansribb]

Poor thing it's his birthday AND Christmas, and he still gets no presents :(

[musicalislife]

Jesus is Jewish.....

[deathnotefan386]

@musicalislife he doesn't get anything for Hanukkah either :(

[6un652En]

holy heck thats too funny i love this make me laught woot.

[Ilamarea]

I could comment that each present given on christmass to anyone makes him happy, and is present for him on its own.

I could allso comment that if Jesus wanted world peace and end of violence, since he's Jesus there would be no violence and there would be world peace.

Thus Jesus either does not exist or does not want world peace.

[jazlyn777]

Jesus' dad is God. Surely God gives him an awesome present, right? I mean, God could literally give him the world, couldn't he?

[ukgreaterlondon]

@jazlyn777

jesus looks like a tramp .

jehovah is a cunt .

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@ukgreaterlondon <-- And this, my friends, is why evoloution is just a theory.

[ukgreaterlondon]

@BenGriffithsReviews

and this my friends is why christians HATE other peoples ideas .

who is the atheist and who is the racist ?

atheist means anti religions . christians are anti other religions .

racist means hate other people because they follow another way of life . christians hate indian native celt chinese all because we don't follow the christian way of life for example why do white people say nasty comments about non whites and why have white people battled non whites .

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@ukgreaterlondon OK I'm guessing you just search "Jesus" on YouTube and post abusive comments to piss people off, because you don't know who Hank is and you're clearly nowhere near awesome enough to be a Nerdfighter. So please just leave, because nobody wants you here. Just go.

[TheSzczczczPANIC]

My family always bakes a cake for Jesus and sings happy birthday to him.

[thelurkingrobot]

In Germany, Jesus brings the gifts to good children, I'm sure that he could give one to himself. And in some places in French Canada, people donate gifts for underprivileged in Jesus' name. One drive is called, "Toys for Jesus Children" when translated to English.

[puppysfurme]

also i'm Jewish, but this Christmas i'm going to ask one or multiple of my christian friends if i can put a present for jesus in the creche :) i want to see what they say lol <3

[puppysfurme]

lol also i've memorized all of hank's adorableness at the beginning and the outtakes too not only for this video but for a lot of other vlogbrothers vids :) haha i've just watched them so much that i've memorized exactly what hank and john say <3

[puppysfurme]

i love how hank sounds like a much awesomer version of a teenager.... <3

also this is one of my favorite songs :)

[deathnotefan386]

... jesus was jewish wasn't he?

[HeartTheBacon]

@deathnotefan386 well he probably isnt getting anything for chanukah either...from santa Jew or what hes called

[Nerd042]

What about Newton?! Newton was actually born on Christmas, unlike Jesus.

[puppysfurme]

i love how at the beginning you sound like a typical teenager: "stupid HD! why do i want HD? so you can all see my zit? frick! come here, hair."

also i keep getting this stuck in my head except the part that's stuck in my head is the outtakes part that goes "when jesus was a boy, back in galilee, he never got presents because jesus didn't exist-- jesus didn't exist? interesting..."

i love your outtakes <3 you're so adorable :)

[spidermanandsnape]

technically this wasn't Jesus's birthday. I think it was sometime in may... but they put it on the 25th because the christians wanted the pagans to adopt their savior, and december 25th was a pagan holiday. someone please correct me if this is false information, but I have heard this multiple times. anyway, I have to be a nerd.

[AgentLlamaSpit]

LOL at 3:48 i actually thought it was my gmail, and i must admit that it startled me. :D

[CopyyyCat]

My Lord and my God, Jesus, is Himself for the world the greatest Christmas gift.

The "gift" is still available for those who choose to accept it.

And for those that don't, that choice is available also.

[Bearlizard777]

Prophet Jesus -Peace be upon him- should get presents on his birth celebration.

[spectacularrx52]

I gave Jesus my heart.

[silverturtle14]

lol, i love at 3:22 he just keeps plowing through with "my cellphone just rang" without any hesitation.

P.S. happy hannukah...

[BLACK666STARS]

jesus gets nothing for christmas

because hes dead.

[tinkluv32]

Jesus was Jewish so he doesn't even celebrate Christmas xD

[6cheesy6]

@tinkluv32 he doesn't celebrate Christmas 'cause he's dead

[372monkey]

@tinkluv32 Exactly he gets nothing for Christmas.

[realspacemodels]

This song is on my top favorite Christmas songs -- right up there with "I want a hippopotomus for Christmas"

[ABBAInMyHeart]

I paused at 0:29 x D

[smcgaff222]

i should ask my theology teacher to play this song around christmas.... or at least let me play it

[ryanismine]

I'm a new nerdfighter & I just watched this video for the first time, it made me laugh & want to share this story. Ever since my bro and I were kids we have been baking a cake for Jesus every year on Christmas day, sing him happy birthday, and since he's not there we all blow out the candles for him. I'm now 22 and we STILL do this. Although I do have a 7 y/o sister and several younger cousins we would probably still do it. It's part of how we remember Christmas isn't about the $ and presents.

[StayInsanelyAwesome]

@buffelteef

No.... it's Hank. We love Hank.

Why are decepticons here? Go away.

[buffelteef]

the dude in the video creeps me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean seriously dont any of u agree

[coolerthanice21]

Does Jesus deserve anything for Christmas? I'm gonna have to go with "no".

[sekuya95]

@coolerthanice21 why not?

[cherrygirl016]

the 1st vlogbrothers video I ever saw nearly 2 years ago!

just randomly thought of it today so I had to watch this!

[notamathematician]

69 people realized that Jesus was jewish

[GaminGuy9001]

I was chatting with someone on Gmail while watching this, and when you got Instant Messaged, I thought it was me.

[ThePuulove]

this was the first vlogbrothers video and i was deeply desturbed by the beginning but now im not a major pussy anymore

[keyofawesomefan]

Did you know, that Jesus' birthday was actually in mid fall, instead of winter. Science/History has proven that they got it wrong. Also, they got the year wrong too, by about 4 years. Jesus was actually born in 4 BCE! Isn't that interesting?

[HisJollyBootsOfDoom]

What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?

[SSSOFFBFProductions]

Jesus can't get presents for christmas, because he's dead.

[ljlightfire1]

@SSSOFFBFProductions i dont get that its always on sunday theirs only one day he came back it should be the same date every year right?

[SSSOFFBFProductions]

@ljlightfire1 How is that relative to my comment? Also, would it kill you to use any mid-sentence punctuation? Or capitalization? Or proper grammar conventions?

[ljlightfire1]

@SSSOFFBFProductions yes it would kill me. and i didnt mean to reply to u i wasnt paying attention to where i was typing

[RyuElle472]

LOL could've sworn I was gonna see Hank turn blue there...

[evanafter]

This sounds like it could've been a Buddy Holly song.

[oogabooga867]

jesus gets nothing for christmas cause chuck norris took them

[sunflowersky34]

kodocha?

[megahappypinkskitty]

in other contrys where cristianity isn't the main religion people celibrate cristmass for the santa/elfs/tv speical side of it and jesus was probly actualy born in the spring

[strikerk]

Holy shit, look at his zit in HD~

[eragonlover1]

Lol, instant messenger outtake.

[kidkyryte]

wasn't jesus a jew?

[TheRuler454]

yeah but the ones who stayed jews screwed him over and the ones who did believe in Jesus CRIST are CRISTians.

[kidkyryte]

i was just pointed a reason he doesn't get anything. and if you're going to emphesize CHRIST you should at least spell it right.

[vcav22]

@kidkyryte ofcourse jesus was a jew, the whole CHRISTIAN religion is based around him. basically the only difference between jews and christians is that the jews believe that jesus exsists but didn't save them from their sins on the cross, but christians believe christ sacrificed himself and was ressurected on the cross, thats easter.

[spazmaz1099]

I forgot I even had this on my playlist!!!

Just as awesome as the first time I heard it.

[dravarian26]

When I see Jesus I'll be sure to give him a present.

[trapjohnson]

I more laugh at a song about Jesus and Christmas from an athiest.

[TheKokihi]

hahaha, poor Hank has a zit. . .

this song is really funny. I hope everyone knows your not being serious. . . ^_^"

[Mariswimmer7]

Jesus isn't physically on this Earth so he CAN'T get a present, and he died before it actually became a holiday...he got presents on the day he was born, anyway... :\

[Kheph1]

love this song, then again i love them all

[TheRuler454]

JESUS SHOULD GET TO TRY GTA4

[ShadyManInAHat]

@TheRuler454

He's probably better off getting the value pack, you know, with the DLC.

xD

[Zoderella]

If I knew how to get a present to Jesus I definitely would. On the 25th he probably sits on his bed and cries.

[SmileyFace131213]

wouldn't god get him something, since its his birthday?

[TheLittleninjagirl]

...he DID get presents when he was born...duh.

[RFDC07]

He's not on about when he was born

[TheRuler454]

NO HE GOT THEM ON THE EPIFINY

[bananiepie]

*cough* Epiphany.

[TheRuler454]

no, he got them on epiphany

[brikentheCOMMENTARY]

Yeah...same here, I kept looking at my gmail tab over and over again.

[MarshKids]

i've decided you wear the sweatshirt in most of your songs! it must be your song sweatshirt, SS for short :)

[rebeccawesome]

This is still one of my favorite songs of yours.

[bandgeek4747]

Frick!

[bookwormdaisy]

That was epically awesome!

[cailet723]

Yay! My 18 month old son just danced to this song. Big smile on his face too.

[blackmagicpandas]

ill give you a christmas present jesus!

[mySHOW709]

maybe the mother/father is jewish and the mother/father is a christian....I really dunno but its my opinion

[ljlightfire1]

poor jesuss

[myhandisapokemon]

ha, when your gmail thing pinged, i thought it was mine and i got really confused...

[TheStoryofjosh]

nice big ass pimple

[Kelseylikessomething]

i just am i belive in both historically there was a Jesus but there is not proff thta he was the son of god

[peoplecallmeagoth]

LOL, i dont think of jesus on christmas, seeing as im athiest, but i repect others religions, and it was a funny song.

:D

[MonisticWonder]

Seeing as Hank is a big TMBG fan, I wouldn't be surprised if his sound is influenced by them. :)

[mySHOW709]

Im a christian(or maybe a catholic) and I love this song!!!keep up the good work

[Kelseylikessomething]

i am half chrittan and half jewish so well i am sure he gets something and i ,ight wanna say somthing about hanuka

[cabobs2000]

yes

[Fralmunk]

You sound almost exactly like TMBG.

[zippo360]

WOOT MANGA, but you all know american comics are badass too!

[kisachan18]

It is defanitly Saiyuki and I'm almost posative that it is InuYasha in the back ground!

[kisachan18]

sorry, it's not InuYasha, it is Kadocha!

[ams161988]

I like the way he sings this song, it makes me smile

[pinkchick180]

Not everyone thinks of Jesus on Christmas. Atheists, Jews, Pagans, Muslims.

A lot of people actually don't think about Jesus at all.

[pigchen]

Hank is nonreligious, as far as I know--so he knows that.

[caralynnclare]

Those people don't even celebrate Christmas so of course they don't think of Jesus.

[nexus211nerdfighter]

did you honestly just say that Jews don't think of their own king?

wow do you think of your Father on His birthday?

if not then maybe your not completely stupid after all!

[sgprailfan]

How should one put this, the jews do not think of him as their king. Only christians do.

That was one of those times when someone says something and everyone is thinking the samething but nobody is sure if they really should say it.

[Kellerspinne]

You know, actually Jesus got something for his birthday. There were these three guys (I think they were Nerdfighters) who brought him gold, olibanum and myrrh. And I'm sorry if those aren't the right words - my dictionairy told them to me. I'm sure you know what I mean ;o).

DFTBA!

[MUTEscifan31W]

After extensive research, I see Kodocha, what i believe to be Saiyuki-- but I doubt I'm right-- and Watchmen! In your pants!

[cidthecoatrack]

I love how there's Inuyasha and some other TokyoPop manga in a stack in the background. ^_^

[b00kworm88]

Every time you said Galilee, I expected you to say Gallifrey.

Hoo ha! NERDFIGHTERS!

[danielle764]

Ha ha! Totally wasn't expecting a Doctor Who ref. Awesome!

[Bleachownage123]

still us nerdfighters are fans of your songs thnx for this one :-)

[ErinTheStampede]

What's the manga on your shelf? I think I see Kodocha, but I can't tell the other one.

[Bleachownage123]

lol Still see your zit lol.

[Chrisx093]

god dont get presents

[AshandRayProductions]

Ommmeeey geee my awsome friend Ash pointed out in HD that u have mangas on ur shelf! and to think that u couldnt get anymore awsomerer!!!!!

GO MANGAS<333333333333333333 And Anime<333

-ray

[aylacgw]

I thought it would be a very god-ish song before I clicked, but boy was I wrong...

this is very awesome =]

[brookpluse]

come here, hair

[chilli820]

i really want this song on my ipod so my friends can marvel at hanks awesomeness :P

can't seem to get it from anywhere though...

[RFDC07]

Try clicking download video when you click onto this video, and then that should download it into realplayer, and then plug your I-Pod in, go onto Burn/Transfer, and then select your I-Pod, and see if it downloads onto it. Sometimes though it doesn't work. If it doesn't work or if you need anymore help just respond back to me, and I'll see what I can come up with

[mewpie85]

it doesn't work....

[Nic33rd]

Heh, nice. =]

And yes, poor Jesus.

[LoserJinxedAndJaded]

poor Jesus )=

[Jonneke]

This reminds me of P4A! Yay for previews/prelistens during a 48hr crazy commenting craze!!!

[ranice]

Santa gets no presents!!

[solieldete]

What about cookies!

[XpsychotickissX]

im sorry that i dont give presents to jesus & all the other zombies

[natno910]

UNICORNS!

[orangetree4]

well he actually did get life that one year

[luv4permboy]

that was so rad hank. i like your songs. baby jesus would be proud!!

[TheFallenWind]

While I agree that Jesus was a carpenter and all, don't you think he would have retired by now?

[CretinDefendent500]

Of course not! He's selfless enough especially while considering his immortality that he continues to hammer together objects using a rock and a shard of metal.

[imaftergodsheart]

hehe, I don't think ressurected bodies age. ressurected bodies are funny stuff. Jesus was hungry.. so he ate some fish.. then he walked through a wall. do you think the fish stayed with him or spattered on the wall? XD

[Nykky723]

Lol this is funny.

Your phone rings during Looking For Alaska too. ON THE CD. I recognize the ring. It's towards the end and REALLY faint, but it rings.

I noticed it in Study Hall and couldn't stop laughing.

[eessnkayy]

Lol. Creative xD

[filmfanatic15]

That's so sad! ;)

[gellibanana]

does hank still live in missoula?

[piranhaboy5000]

watchmen comic in the background

[the5regularguys]

What exactly do you get the man who died for your sins?

A tie just doesn't seem to cut it...

[mewpie85]

you give him your life/love/etc.. idk.. not literally of course..

but you surrender your life to him! <3

haha typical christian response, that is..

or just go for the handmade xmas scarf lulz

[Mechabadass]

Socks with reindeer should cover it.

[packrat216]

Talk about people who are hard to shop for...

[chaynsaw21]

Ha ha ha!! I love you, Hank!! Ha ha ha!! Brilliant song!!

[brontekass]

yay hank songs :] btw wuznt it leap year...so theres 365 days...

[packrat216]

He means that we waited 364 days, because we started waiting the day after Christmas last year ;)

[gunner1clive]

Santa does cum, but once a Year,but by heck, he makes the most of all his visits, LOL, ;) 8=}

G1C