Federal Bureau of Manners: Cell Phone

[Ivanatis]

good to se Mr. poole healthy again

[Beeswaxs956]

that blond girl can fill that shirt

[ajerk260]

Federal Bureau of Manners = FBOM = F BOMB

thumbs up if you noticed

[123Pepsigurl]

"ew, right through the neck! cool" hahahaha xD

[KidKool39]

Victim: Can you please stop talking on thee phone

Phone Uer: Okay, i Said okay, i said im going to get the grocerys (talkin to the person on the phone)

Victim still has to be a victim

[LoVeStoned2424]

OMG! I hate it when people use their phones when checking-out, ordering at the restaurant, and talking so damn loud, I really don't need to hear your conversation!

[TheSacmoon]

More for the FBM please

[toophatpoyo]

PIMP

[BloodPuddles]

My uncle has a cell phone jammer that he keeps in his truck.

[TheYousrah]

FREEEEDOOOMMMM

[ypsidan04]

And that's why airline pilots wear clip-on ties. Need to see Lyndsey Gareth more often.

[fenianbitch]

Love Larry Miller! You are still so damn funny!

[sthenolagniac]

The guy with the phone looks like the bad guy from lazytown.

[Buergs323]

haha the ending is just so ironic....and epic

[AnotherFallen1]

MORE PLEASE!!! Please...MORE!

[Raventhief20]

Larry Miller, actor, director, genius, bad ass bald Justice Dealer!!

[inFLUence2508]

come on,a fuckin kid is watching:)

[TullyDawg1]

Remember, it's not murder. It's justice. And murder.

[blackashsunset]

lmao FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOM

[realericx]

Almost funny

[battlefieldmasterftw]

haha actually made me laugh ^^

[Iaspire2]

LOVE the Federal Bureau of Manners!!! Please keep them coming. The best and most poignant shorts I've seen on You Tube in quit some time! (love Ed Begleys cameos too!)

[32cricker]

Love the ending! FREEDOM!!!

[Vvewa]

funny or unsubsicribe

[robotizm]

Last month all these vids arent even funny

[jeenyus42484]

holy hot blonde

[sammastersman]

"Let's hear some of your salty-talking shenanigans now!"

Classic.

[shelley9000]

Larry Miller plays the cello? Awesome.

[TVLover1995]

"And remember, it's not murder, it's justice....... and murder" LOL One of the best funny or die vids. in a while :)

[gulllars]

This was funny, but i have a funny option 5 you could have included after saying "now for something practical you could actually do a while after option 1".

Option 5: Scream at the top of your lounges right into his ear using up most of the air to make it long: "SHUT UP!", and do a psycho-face and a few ticks. Nobody will dare to go on after that, but anyone present may think you're actually a psycho if they don't know you well.

[BehindBen]

"This is why I don't like technology" +1

[TheBigBauer]

if we have learned one thing from this clip then its killing people and having sex in front of minors is not as bad as confronting them with cuss words ^^

[1994AlmostSkater]

I like how it's a Funy or Die exclusive, but it's on youtube...

[Tidermans]

Why isn't Larry Miller using the Larry Miller Hair System for men himself? And did he overcome his gambling problem?

[colemanthesoulman]

lol.

[darkestserenity]

I want to fuck a volcano too...

[CheapRobot]

ed begley on a bike. i'd say that's been done before, but that's probably how he arrived on set.

[ThreePalmsSpeedway]

Finally, one government agancy I could get behind. Send some of these agents over to talk to TSA screeners.

[aestevalis0]

I would have to go with #4 because the first one obviously wouldn't work, the second involves too much risk of collateral damage and most elevators are too small to get the proper draw with a bow & arrow.

[khavigoback]

How about a clip about being nice to the retail clerk who's waiting on you?

[THAREPSO]

these are fucking jokes

[Joanne3453]

This video belows wheres the funny ones

[BenderBurgers]

So cussing infront of kids is wrong but not fucking their mothers infront of them?

[grenadianmed]

@BenderBurgers  Now you're getting it.

[krafteass]

lol its not muder, its justice .. and murder

[1418darkness]

the kid's learnin'

[thelilhacker]

lmao at the little kid

[thetravelingboy]

WHAT WAS HE EATING!?

[LinaLatte]

as a cellist, ... ... i don't know what to say.

[scootosan]

option 4 next come up with justice for A holes texting while driving bet Ed will like that one...not

[Andynamics]

make more of these...please.

[666slink]

hahaha he set that man's head on fire!

[MrNick3131]

Remember its not murder, its justice. and murder

[antman23p]

freeeedom!!!

[Rompf94]

"IM LARRY MILLER BUT IN A WAY ARENT WE ALL?" ftw

[SERGENTSANDWICH]

lol larry miller-EXPERT

[grimpost]

Remember, it's not murder, it's justice, and murder.

[veggiemuncher86]

i like this : )

[Hozal1]

I bet he sucks at Sticks and stones.

[fathom26]

What movie is the the part where he yells freedom from? I know I've seen this but I can't think of it!

[hudsonhawkAO]

@fathom26 braveheart

[fathom26]

@hudsonhawkAO OH YEAH! thanks buddy

[KeromorV2]

@fathom26 Braveheart

[necroturky]

Product placement fail at 2:29.

[GorgonLuvs8008135]

Google Cell phone blood-brain barrier.

The blood-brain barrier is a critical structure in the brain that separates the flow of blood through the brain from the brain matter itself. Blood contains toxins being carried to excretory organs and also certain molecules like albumin that can be lethal to brain tissue. Exposure to extraordinarily small RF levels on the order of may open’ the blood-brain barrier, making it ‘leaky’ and allowing toxins and molecules to cross directly into the brain,,,

[avenueyay]

ahhaahah love it!

[KolonelKoRn]

One hot momma

[kaosgoblin]

Mmmm, justice rewards.

[drzendoom]

a lot of wind in the elevator. 

[WhiteEmerald1991]

@drzendoom lol that is so true. thumbs up for you

[bazzaboy45]

this should of been interactive and one worked and the others fail

[EdiciusMai]

That kid was totally staring at her breasts - but in a way, weren't we all?

[rerrainey]

i would love to work for the FBM!!!

[rysonvt]

that guy has nice teeth

[SnoopysOtherBird]

Wasn't that good.

[LordEyli]

the ending was great ;D

[LeinadNesterbegne]

IS EVERY EPISODE EXCLUSIVE???????????

[rerrainey]

@LeinadNesterbegne umm yeah??? whats up with that?

[awinski999]

@LeinadNesterbegne they only put the exclusives on youtube thats why its called an exclusive.

[certifiedpet]

@LeinadNesterbegne

Just the exclusive ones.

[TheYanni75]

@LeinadNesterbegne

exclusively on funnyordie...

now please exclude yourself

aha ha....

[9CristianX]

LOL i tootaly FUCKED my personal trainer!

[HHTalks]

ahhahahahahahahahhah omfffggggg!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is awesome!!!!

freeeeeeeeeeddddddddddoooooooo­ooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shes hot, id tap her.

[nn8nn]

good stuff

[nuesuh]

YOU NEED TO SHUT UP

[rodferro]

FREEDOM!

[BONIFASI007]

how does he have a signal in the elevator?

[exovess]

The cell phone guy logged in from 29 accounts and disliked this video.

[pallandes]

I'm Larry Miller!

[seanathen123456789]

that looks like Tenley from the bachelor and bachelor pad

[pfcmarine93]

she is hot as hell

[njsk8ter69]

whats her name shes hot as fuck

[Prina76]

Larry Miller is awsome!

[kokaface1]

hardy eny of the latest funny or die videos are funny :(

this was :)

but thumbs up if you want more will ferrell and zach galifianakis :D

[MockingTheNation]

@kokaface1 Ke$ha story of the $ was hilarious.

[AmadeusCho]

"Lets hear some of your salty talk and schinnanigins now!"

[mattrc2]

I'm going to go with option four

[opulent1]

Nice!

[jezmundberserker]

I liked it. "It's not murder, it's justice... and murder." Hahahahaha

[DriePie09]

that wasn't funny :)

[clickclocks]

OK, it's called funnyordie. If it's not funny, who dies?

[mjohanss1975]

@clickclocks You die. This channel is equipped with listening devices that sends nano-bots through your internet connection (yes, even if you're on wireless) that goes up your nostrils and into your brain and devours it if you fail to laugh. I wish you could respond to this but since you posted that over 40 minutes ago, my guess is you're already dead hehe

[SjoerdvdKroon]

@clickclocks You

[rogahiznumba1]

@clickclocks your sense of humor

[purpledino64]

who only kept watching this cause of the girl

[senseishley]

I liked it twice :D

Larry Miller is just about the my awesome man ever

[kip151]

This was worse than smelling my morning shit.

[lalee33]

"I fucked a volcano!"

[malvelus]

lol

[yourfaceislameful]

Wasup girl... oh wait is that your kid? Damn! Teenage mom.

[SelfDestructionPro]

Chick was clearly not that boys mom cause he was all like "Hell yah" at the end there.

[G0G8T0RS]

my babiee

[cliffordloh]

Super hot lady!

[Numarul5sau27]

FREEDOOOM!!!!!!!

[CurrentlyDisconected]

nice

[Thsiscool]

Lol'd wen he put his hand on the boys head, covering his eyes. hahaha

[jared77gregg]

@Thsiscool lol'd when i saw how stupid your comment was.

[PorcelainXDesire]

@jared77gregg His comment was pretty funny.

[Thsiscool]

@jared77gregg Ok..

[bigzebes]

lol @ salty talk and shenanigans

[Luap0]

win

[Alkabiades]

Ummm, die.

[seanyyg]

It sucked until the ending. Awesome ending =)

[MobRulesNow]

You need to shut up.

[tiyenin]

Unsubscribed.

[eryxviper]

@tiyenin Does it look like anybody gives a flyin eff?

NO.

[tiyenin]

@eryxviper You cared enough to comment on it. Thanks for proving my point that individuals matter, moron. PS: I'm not reading your subsequent response so just let it go, moron.

[BraydonSzafranski]

@tiyenin Moron, moron.

[evilsimon1984]

@tiyenin moron

[HaliFins]

@tiyenin Just... Fuck off.

[CplManBearPig]

XD "lets here some salty talk and shenanigans more" lulz

[filmcostar]

ha

[MrDennisKuhn]

HA ha too awesome, now I know what to do with the strings in my pocket ;-)

[nickillerocks]

lo but uhh, special effects, little buit laggin

[1Mastermind1990]

lol! man. FoD can I be in one of your videos!!!!

[vikramtheone]

You are my man.

[dreadnot427]

I love these! Ed all way expresses how he dislikes tech. Freaking hilarious!

[hulk3606]

fucken load 

[eoqazzaq]

BOOM! HEADSHOT

[AshliLauryn]

much funnier than the last one

[SlackerKite]

I was going to unsub if this video wasn't funny...damned if it wasn't funny, good job Larry!

[xis10ce]

i'm starting to like this series

[maxeb1031]

i fucked a volcano from shittownville?

[ZincHD]

whats the mom real name

[Elyzater]

@ZincHD Lyndsey Gareth

[fathom26]

What was that epic music playing at 2:55?

[PSNcharlie97]

"I fucked a Volcano" XD

[darkj3am]

kid says "OHH momy your hot... i love sucking your t1ts" 

[NocturnalRoseFairy]

it's justified murder XD

[drgabethebabe]

thumbs up if the last option was pretty much the shit

[RedSpike100]

its not murder its justice

[missmuddykat]

@RedSpike100 ...And murder.. XD

[VonCouch]

I am very much okay with this being a continuing series.

[JOZZ145]

mmmmmm milf

[TheDragonking555]

"I f*cked a volcano" just became the new macho line.

[moooooookiller]

Lol guy on the bike again

[travz21]

Winner.

[kylestaff]

then he stuck it in her and fuckin exploded inside her anus. right as he's bustin he looks at the kid and winks.

[JalYtKetXil]

it's not murder, it's justice! and murder

[Motionlost]

its not murder its justice 

[ALEZTHEGREAT]

that was fucking boring

[JamesBerg86]

Uhh some of those options were really stupid. Spend more time writing please.

[Romanmoga1992]

you need to shut up!

[chicksinbras]

EPIC!!!! LOVE IT!!! :D :D

[MyDormantSoul]

funny until option 2

[themsfightinwoids]

Good concept--funny series!

I'd love to see one about people who say "You know" or "like" way to frequently.

I mean, like, that would be funny, you know?

[kylestaff]

@themsfightinwoids unlike what you just said

[thebigfooty]

epic

[MrIonization]

biggest laugh from fod in a while. good stuff, good stuff

[lukeginferno]

Or maybe you can just do a Larry David? watch?v=LtdpJlZ07u4

Oh and... MILF!

[hockeydirector]

It's not murder, it's justice..and murder.